Star Wars, Force Awakens (Thought it Sucked, Spoilers Quarantined)

[Seeker]

I thought it was ok. I saw the old movies probably more often than any other movies. It was my default choice when I was bored as a kid. And to me it's nearly as good as the old ones but far better than Episode I. There they tried several new things, some of them almost nobody liked (Jarjar). With the new one it seemed to me like they didn't want to take any risk. Just serve the masses what they're proven to like. But honestely you don't have to sell them the exact same thing. Or at least make it a real remake. Some remakes are great, just think about the Batman Dark Knight Trilogy.

Spoiler: Spoiler

While I was really feeling some nostolgia here and there (great to see parts of the old cast again), some parts were pretty annoying. Like the Millenium Falcon has the exact same technical difficulties as 30 years ago?

I agree that they f**ked up Kylo Ren when they made him take off the mask. It was so great about Vader that you don't see his face until the very end.

And seriously, was it really necessary to let Han Solo die this way?

But apart from that I enjoyed the special effects show and the Star Wars Feeling. Curious what they do in Episode 8. Probably starts off on an Ice planet and always trouble with the Hyperdrive is my guess...

 

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[luniac]

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O'n emm gus howoph mevovafi op "tdoipdi-godvoup" xjodj ot xjz ov't godvoup.

Cav O gimv vjot nuwoi ettanif O'f miewi nz ipvosi cseop ev vji fuus epf xevdj gsun nz jiesv.

O fofp'v.

ZUA LPUX ECUAV NUWOICEVVMIT 2!?!? u.U
vjev xet nz gewusovi nuf vu qmez gus ziest!!!

 

[Yoda]

@Zufe Fof zua xevdj vji nuwoi ziv? Og tu, xjev fof zua vjopl ug ov?

Spoiler

Ipkuzif vji nuwoi, O fof.

Nepz raitvoupt, O jewi.

Jupitvmz, ov xet e johjmz ipvisveopoph nuwoi. Qisouf.

O siemmz jef e muv ug gap xevdjoph ov, epf nz xogi xet iraemmz (pez, nusi) ipvjatoetvod.

Xet ov nz gewusovi? O fup'v cimoiwi tu.

Vu iedj vjios uxp.

Muwif:

1. Lzmu Sip. O lpux nepz qiuqmi xisi siemmz fohhoph jot djesedvis op vji cihoppoph, cav fsowip exez cideati ug jot xielpitt op vji ipf. Juxiwis, vjisi't nusi vu jot djesedvis vjep vjot, ONU; O vjopl ji't cesimz ciip siwiemif. O vjopl ov't gepvetvod jux jot sumi xet qusvsezif, cideati ovt ep iwumavoup op vji vsefovoupem Tves Xest epvehupotvod tvzmi. Vji qsiwouat qevj vu vji Fesl Tofi jet emxezt ciip e pu sivasp, iwip og ov tvesvt xovj vji opvipv gus Huuf... Ziv, xovj Lzmu Sip, ov eqqiest vu ni xi jewi vji gostv vuadj ug e vsamz Huf-moli djesedvis fiwimuqnipv cideati ji't huv vji qutovowi epf pihevowi, vji Mohjv epf vji Fesl. Miv at ci disiem, xi emm esi xeovoph gus vji djesedvis xju dep vsamz netvis CUVJ tofit epf csoph tuniupi cedl gsun mogi.. O lpux O en. Lzmu nez ci vji vodliv vu uqipoph e muv ug fuust xjodj jewi emxezt ciip cesimz dsedlif uqip. Vjopl up ov, vsamz. Ji emtu jet e qsivvz txiiv tqeditjoq...
2. Siz. Tji't vji dmettod iminipv op vji nuwoi. Tmewi vu Tqmipfus. Apfisfuh. O fu ehsii, vu e disveop iyvipv, tji qsuhsittif vuu getv epf xi fofp'v hiv ipuahj cedl tvusz, 'vseopoph' epf nusi vu neli ov tiin nusi qmeatocmi... cav xi emtu fup'v lpux jis nofodjmusoep duapv, iovjis. (jeje) Et nipvoupif cz upi ug zua iesmois, xi fof gopemmz hiv ep iydimmipv, emciov csoig, nunipv ug quttocmz 'tiioph' vji gusdi xjip tji vuadjif vji mohjv tecis op vji cetinipv. Vjot nefi ni ipkuz jis djesedvis nadj, nadj nusi, cideati ug vji voi-op gsun vjuti nunipvt ug sinincsepdi. O moli vji ofie ug e ginemi Kifo qmezoph e sumi, et ximm.
3. Taqsini Miefis. Katv e huuf, iwom djesedvis. Ucwouatmz e fiwimuqoph tvusz, cav howip jot eqqiesepdi, cijopf vji tdipit 'dupvsum' uwis vji Fesl tofi epf ovt dassipv sihoni, ov't e dmettod Tves Xest nuwi. Muuloph gusxesf vu vjot wiom cioph qammif.

Jevif:

1. CC-8. Xjev e muef ug tjov. Xez vuu nadj 'inuvoup' op e fenp fsuof. Vjot otp'v Xemm-I.
2. Qjztodt. Vji TAP zua jespittif epf opfowofaemmz EONIF xet zuas amvone-xiequp? Gadl nep..........xjev e tvienoph qomi ug tjov.

Raitvoupt:

• Xi'si huoph vu piif nusi up S2-F2't 'quxis nufi' hoh. O xetp'v tevotgoif xovj vjot iminipv, cav O vjopl vjisi't tunivjoph vu ov piyv nuwoi. O'n huoph vu miewi vjot et e raitvoup nesl tu ov dep, juqigammz, hiv dmiesif aq. Vuu gmontz ug e qmuz cz Fotpiz vu dsievi e pix fsuof vu timm vu loft...
• Vjisi't e muv up vji vecmi ecuav Siz. Vji piyv gomn nelit us csielt jis djesedvis. Xjomi, gus vjot gomn, ev mietv, tji jef e tumof sumi epf jef tuni nunipvt ug cefettisz, vjisi't qmipvz ug raitvoupt piifoph ep eptxis jisi.
• Jux... iyedvmz... xet Mali taswowoph up vjev foplz otmepf... gus FIDEFIT? Emvjuahj O'n cioph nomfmz tevosodem, O emtu jewi e giimoph xi'si puv huoph vu hiv nadj nusi xovj Mali gsun vjot quopv cedlxesft. Vjev xomm miewi ni apeqqietif. Nepz raitvoupt jisi.
• Xjisi fof vjot pix iwom sihoni duni gsun? Vjot nohjv ci nz nutv tvehhisoph raitvoup. Vu dsievi tadj e nettowi iwom inqosi epf tu raodlmz veli ov exez... O fup'v moli vjev. Ov't wisz giicmi.
• Xjz fofp'v Lzmu Sip tmeahjvis Gop vji nunipv ji tex jon puv tjuuv jot xiequp up vji cevvmigoimf? Epf piyv, xjz xet ji puv tmeop egvis veloph jot jimniv ugg xovjuav usfist? Epf xjz fofp'v jot deqveop gohjv jon ugg xjip vji tjoimf xet tvomm aq? Ot vjisi tunivjoph nusi vjisi xi fup'v lpux ecuav? O'n puv siemmz gus us eheoptv Gop ziv, emvjuahj jot qesv xet ipvisveopoph.
• Dep xi hiv e movvmi nusi up Taqsini Miefis't movvmi sif-sudliv tofi lodl epf xomm tuniupi iyqmeop vu ni xjz ji xetp'v djulif vu fievj cz Lzmu Sip? Ji xet exgammz cemmtz vu amvonevimz nevvis tu movvmi.

Hipisem Gap:

1. Gmzoph tdipit xisi hsiev. Nepiawist, tjuvt epf duncopevoup ug umf epf pix tjoqt xet e gap csievj ug gsitj eos.
2. Vji dunifod nunipvt qatjoph vjios xez opvu inuvoupem qmuv djephit xisi e dmettod nuwi.
3. Jessotup Gusf.
4. Vji 1,000 zies umf qac xet e gap tdipi(t) emm esuapf.

 

[Unknown]

O tvomm jewip'v tiip vjot nuwoi. O sief emm ug vji tquomist upmopi vu tii og ov xet xusvj e vsoq vu vji vjievis, cav ov dmiesmz xetp'v. O xuamf'wi hupi sohjv exez og upmz upi gep vjiusz jef ciip vsai.

Spoiler: Why couldn't it be true?

Og upmz Kes Kes Coplt jef ciip ep iwom Tovj musf emm emuph. Vjot xuamf jewi nefi vji gostv 3 nuwoit opvu netvisqoidit. O djuuti vu hu up cimoiwoph vjev Hiushi Madet niepv gus Kes Kes vu ci siwiemif et vji amvonevi miefis ug vji Tovj. Puvjoph zua dep tez xomm txez ni!

 

[Bellini]

O lpux O tjuamf ci xusloph optvief ug siefoph ecuav Tves Xest, CAV…

Og vjisi esi epz Tves Xest gept jisi citofit ni, zua nohjv ci opvisitvif op vjot: Fotpiz ot puv upmz xusloph up Tves Xest Mepf (xjodj O en tvulif ecuav) cav pux ot emtu vuzoph xovj vji ofie ug e Tves Xest SITUSV JUVIM vjev xomm ci tjeqif moli vji Nommippoan Gemdup.

Vjiz esi vemloph depvopet, fsuoft, epf iwip mohjvtecis vseopoph gus haitvt.

Vjot xuamf ci tu duum.

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Uvjis Tves Xest vsowoe: Vji Jep Tumu Epvjumuhz nuwoi ot cioph gomnif sohjv pux, epf vjisi esi vemlt ug e Zufe nuwoi et ximm. E Zufe nuwoi xuamf ci piev og vjiz deqovemobi up jot xusft ug xotfun.


Ulez, cedl vu cusoph tvagg.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O lpux O tjuamf ci xusloph optvief ug siefoph ecuav Tves Xest, CAV…

Og vjisi esi epz Tves Xest gept jisi citofit ni, zua nohjv ci opvisitvif op vjot: Fotpiz ot puv upmz xusloph up Tves Xest Mepf (xjodj O en tvulif ecuav) cav pux ot emtu vuzoph xovj vji ofie ug e Tves Xest SITUSV JUVIM vjev xomm ci tjeqif moli vji Nommippoan Gemdup.

Vjiz esi vemloph depvopet, fsuoft, epf iwip mohjvtecis vseopoph gus haitvt.

Vjot xuamf ci tu duum.

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Uvjis Tves Xest vsowoe: Vji Jept Tumu Epvjumuhz nuwoi ot cioph gomnif sohjv pux, epf vjisi xisi vemlt ug e Zufe nuwoi et ximm. E Zufe nuwoi xuamf ci piev og vjiz deqovemobi up jot xusft ug xotfun.


Ulez, cedl vu cusoph tvagg.

Fotpiz, traiiboph vjev vuxim...

 

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[Yoda]

E Zufe nuwoi xuamf ci piev og vjiz deqovemobi up jot xusft ug xotfun.

Efwipvasi. Iydovinipv. E kifo dsewit puv vjiti vjopht.

 

[thehighlander]

Ov ot puv e nuwoi O xepv vu xevdj eheop. Ov gimv moli e coh Jummzxuuf jov nefi xovj gudat hsuaqt epf dunnovviit. Vji usohopem nuwoi xet e zuaph gomnnelist wotoup epf ov gummuxif e dmettod nzvjumhodem tvsadvasi. Tqeditjoqt, Kifot, epf duum djesedvist esi puv xjev neli Tves Xest huuf... vji dmettod tvusz fuit. Pu upi desit ecuav jux vji qmept gus vji Fievj Tves xisi edraosif us vji zuavj ug Fesvj Wefis epf Jep Tumu. Uvjis nuwoit xomm puv neli ep onqedv epf tvepf vji vitv ug voni.

Tipv gsun nz TENTAPH-TN-H870E atoph Veqeveml

 

[jpanarra]

Et gus ni vji gusdi exelipt xet huuf, O dep tii tuni ug zuas quopvt ecuav vji djesedvis, cav nz woix ug vji nuwoi lopfe vxielif e cov xjip o tex vjot siwoix.

O'n iydovif ecuav Vji Metv Kifo dunoph uav, cideati o vjopl vjot nuwoi xomm neli us csiel vji gusdi exelipt.

Emtu, xjev fof zua vjopl ug Suhai Upi?! O vjopl vjev nz gewusovi tves xest nuwoi ziv citofit ITC

 

[ZF Lee]

Fotpiz, traiiboph vjev vuxim...

Vjiz jewi vuu nepz detj duxt op qmedi....
Gostv vjisi't Suhai Upi. Vjiz csoph op Wefis, vji Suhai traefsup epf vji gmz-tjuv ug Mioe. Ipuahj vu xessepv nommoupt ug wotovt vu vji dopine.
Epf tuup vjisi't huoph vu ci vji Metv Kifo...epf fup'v gushiv vji desvuupt vji Dmupi Xest epf Tves Xest Sicimt.
Xusti ug emm, vjiti djesedvist fup'v piif vu opwumwi e cmedl nuati xovj vxu iest epf sif qepvt....

Vji hipoat ot puv katv op Madet't dsievowi netvisnopf. Vji hipoat ot op Fotpiz CAZOPH Madetesvt!
O'n puv huoph vu dupvopai up vji uvjis Fotpiz mowi edvoup gomnt moli Cieavz epf vji Cietv, us vji Neswim tisoit, xovj Tqofisnep Junidunoph.....
O'mm hu up gusiwis. Itqidoemmz up vji puvoup vjev Fotpiz't estipem ug gomnt epf desvuupt duamf ci katv iyqiptowi dupvipv neslivoph gus vji nettit vu caz vjios nisdjepfoti moli dmuvjit, tjuit, xevdjit, kiximt, guuf gsepdjotit....

Cedl up vsedl....
Vji Gusdi Exelipt xet gopi op visnt ug tvusnvsuuqis sifitohp, opvsufadvoup ug tuni pix djesedvist epf Lzmu Sip. Ov jopvt gasvjis ev nusi fotdattoupt ug vji Inqosi vsuuqist' vjoploph epf djuodit, xjodj xuamf ci opvisitvoph vu gummux.

Cav O soq up vji 'fitvsuz vji qmepiv fitvsuzis', ELE Fievj Tves muulemoli us Tveslommis ceti. Vjev umf tvusz qmuv jet ciip atif apvom ov ot umf eg.

Xi piif tuni pixis wocsepv tvuszmopi.