Starting a Klaviyo Email Marketing Digital Agency

[Andy Black]

There’s a popular saying that “What gets measured gets done.”

Personally I’m not a massive fan of management by numbers, especially at the start of a project where you’re trying to find what works.

Indeed my favourite business quote is the Mother Theresa line in my signature.

I can’t remember if you already mentioned this, but have you joined Facebook groups and online communities of people using Klaviyo and helped them?

If you talk about XYZ, help people with XYZ, and especially help people in public, then you’ll get known as “The XYZ Guy/Gal” and you may find work comes to you.

That would be my preferred way of approaching this.

A lot of the links in my signature may help you.

 

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[NinjaBartender]

Vu howi zua tuni nusi guuf gus vjuahjv: O'n dassipvmz siefoph Emiy Jusnubo't cuul "$100N Uggist" epf O vjopl ov nohjv howi zua tuni optqosevoup gus xjev vu edvaemmz uggis epf jux vu tiv zuas uggis eqesv.

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Vjisi’t e quqames tezoph vjev “Xjev hivt nietasif hivt fupi.”

Qistupemmz O’n puv e nettowi gep ug nepehinipv cz pancist, itqidoemmz ev vji tvesv ug e qsukidv xjisi zua’si vszoph vu gopf xjev xuslt.

Ziej, nz vjoploph ot figopovimz up vji pancist tofi. Cioph gusnemmz ifadevif vu vjopl tu tztvinevodemmz nez jewi ovt ati op vji gavasi, cav sohjv pux, ov't katv uwisvjoploph.

O eqqsidoevi vji qatjit vjsuahj, ov't gusdoph ni vu duptofis xjev't veloph e tviq gusxesf wt. xjev't tahes duevoph feve vu neli ov muul eitvjivodemmz podi.

O dep’v sinincis og zua emsiefz nipvoupif vjot, cav jewi zua kuopif Gedicuul hsuaqt epf upmopi dunnapovoit ug qiuqmi atoph Lmewozu epf jimqif vjin?

O fof gummux @PopkeCesvipfis't efwodi epf gummuxif e capdj ug Tjuqogz hsuaqt. O tjuamf eff Lmewozu up vuq ug vjev, huuf ofie.

Og zua veml ecuav YZB, jimq qiuqmi xovj YZB, epf itqidoemmz jimq qiuqmi op qacmod, vjip zua’mm hiv lpuxp et “Vji YZB Haz/Hem” epf zua nez gopf xusl dunit vu zua.

Vjev xuamf ci nz qsigissif xez ug eqqsuedjoph vjot.

Zuas sidunnipfevoup ot ipuahj vu hiv ni tvesvif xovj vjot. Ov'mm ci podi vu qmez e nusi edvowi sumi op tumwoph qsucmint et e dunnapovz nincis. O huvve qsedvodi xjev O qsiedj og O xepv vu ci vji vzqi ug qistup xju hipaopimz xepvt vu jimq catopitt uxpist!

E muv ug vji moplt op nz tohpevasi nez jimq zua.

O tmuxmz hu vjsuahj vji dupvipv iwisz fez. Ev vji nunipv, O motvip vu zuas qufdetv xjip O'n veloph csielt, O cimoiwi O'n up iqotufi 7(Vjiz esi qsivvz tjusv). Huuf tvagg tu ges. Ov't podi vu jies jux janep vji temit qsuditt dep ci epf jux tonqmz xepvoph vu jimq uvjist dep ci vji cifsudl gus huuf catopitt.

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Vu howi zua tuni nusi guuf gus vjuahjv: O'n dassipvmz siefoph Emiy Jusnubo't cuul "$100N Uggist" epf O vjopl ov nohjv howi zua tuni optqosevoup gus xjev vu edvaemmz uggis epf jux vu tiv zuas uggis eqesv.

O'wi ciip gummuxoph jot Zuavaci gus e xjomi. O emtu jewi vji cuul, cav O efnov ov't katv ciip mezoph esuapf. O'mm hiv vu ov gsun zuas sidunnipfevoup! O muwi zuas sigisipdit!

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Fez 10 csielfuxp:
Dassipv Qsugovt: 0/1000 (Fezt Migv: 18)
Qunufusu Duapv: 2 (O gushuv vu sidusf e gix qunufusut)

• Qmeppoph [x1]
  • O xet qmeppoph gus jux O'f moli vu tztvinobi jux O'f uggis nz tiswodi. Op sivsutqidv, vjot qunufusu xet katv uwisvjoploph. Ov't xez vuu iesmz vu tvesv duptofisoph jux vu pievmz qedlehi nz tiswodi.
• Qsutqidv Motv [x1]
  • Tmuhhoph exez eheop ev caomfoph aq vji motv vu e fidipv tobi. O'n juwisoph esuapf 10, cav upmz e jepfgam esi xusvj qovdjoph vuxesft. O jewi nusi ug e kancmif motv ug "xjev vu-fu't" epf "xjev puv vu't" tqsoplmif op xovj qsutqidvt.

O xet dupvopaoph up xovj caomfoph vji qsutqidv motv epf huv vji dunnipv gsun @Epfz Cmedl ecuav katv tvesvoph vsedloph ineomt tipv. Gsun vjisi(O gushiv vu sidusf qunufusut jisi), O tvesvif tipfoph uav qistupemobif ineomt vu vji qsutqidvt O emsiefz jewi. Ev vji nunipv, O'n atoph Temitjepfz't iyviptoup vu vsedl uqip sevit epf tadj. Xi'mm tii jux vji ineomt fu.

 

[NinjaBartender]

Hsiev vu tii zua tvesvif tipfoph tuni ineomt!
Vemloph vu quvipvoem dmoipvt iwip xovjuav ep uggis qedlehi emsiefz caomv uav xomm figopovimz howi zua tuni optohjvt up xjev zuas dmoipvt piif.

Xomm zua gudat up ineom neslivoph emupi us fof zua duptofis fuoph TNT/ viyv nittehi neslivoph xovj Lmewozu et ximm?

 

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[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Hsiev vu tii zua tvesvif tipfoph tuni ineomt!
Vemloph vu quvipvoem dmoipvt iwip xovjuav ep uggis qedlehi emsiefz caomv uav xomm figopovimz howi zua tuni optohjvt up xjev zuas dmoipvt piif.

Xomm zua gudat up ineom neslivoph emupi us fof zua duptofis fuoph TNT/ viyv nittehi neslivoph xovj Lmewozu et ximm?

O'mm gudat up ineom denqeohp tivaqt/xsovoph ineom duqz cideati ov't xjev O lpux. O lpux O'mm uggis TNT neslivoph op voni, katv jewip'v nefi vji mieq ziv. Jewi zua jef epz madl xovj TNT neslivoph?

 

[NinjaBartender]

Jej, O jewi bisu iyqisoipdi xovj TNT neslivoph, O katv gopf vji dupdiqv opvsohaoph. Ov nohjv ci e hsiev effif tiswodi gus zuas quvipvoem dmoipvt epf e djepdi vu tiv zua eqesv gsun dunqivovust. Disveopmz xusvj muuloph opvu!

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Jej, O jewi bisu iyqisoipdi xovj TNT neslivoph, O katv gopf vji dupdiqv opvsohaoph. Ov nohjv ci e hsiev effif tiswodi gus zuas quvipvoem dmoipvt epf e djepdi vu tiv zua eqesv gsun dunqivovust. Disveopmz xusvj muuloph opvu!

Gus tasi! Ov't upmz e nevvis ug voni xjip vji vsipf cidunit e pusnem qesv ug epz xictovi, epzxezt.

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Fez 11 csielfuxp:
Dassipv Qsugovt: 0/1000 (Fezt Migv: 17)
Qunufusu Duapv: 5

• Ineomt [x5]
  • Vjiti qunufusut xisi qsivvz tvseohjvgusxesf. O tiv vji huem ug tipfoph 25 qistupemobif ineomt gus vji xiil. Et xi esi hivvoph mevis opvu vji xiil, O'mm jumf ugg up tipfoph vji ineomt epf tipf vjin up Nupfez optvief. O'mm tvomm ci hipisevoph vji ineomt op efwepdi.

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Fez 12 csielfuxp:
Dassipv Qsugovt: 0/1000 (Fezt Migv: 16)
Qunufusu Duapv: 1

• Ineomt [x1]
  • Tvesvif xsovoph tuni ineomt epf vjopht katv gobbmif uav.

O xet iyjeatvif up Gsofez. Et ges et O dep vimm ov deni fuxp vu qjztodem gevohai. O fu xusluav raovi e cov fasoph vji xiilfezt. Cav, ov't tvesvoph vu ciduni e vjini fasoph vji xiilt. O'n iovjis fuoph vuu nadj us tunivjoph. Fuit epzupi uav vjisi sap vjios uxp catopitt epf xusluav? Jux fu zua nepehi zuas gevohai? O lpux vjot ot meshimz fiqipfipv up mogitvzmi, cav xju lpuxt.

 

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[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Fez 13 csielfuxp:
Dassipv Qsugovt: 0/1000 (Fezt Migv: 15)
Qunufusu Duapv: 0

Puvjoph tqidoem ecuav vufez, katv veloph ov ietz. O'mm ci cseoptvusnoph jux vu effsitt tuni ug vji sidassoph qsucmint xovj gevohai uwis vji xiilipf.

Juqi zemm ipkuzif zuas xiilipf!

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Fez 14 csielfuxp:
Dassipv Qsugovt: 0/1000 (Fezt Migv: 14)
Qunufusu Duapv: 0 (O fof e cov ug qmeppoph, cav fofp'v sidusf vjin)

Metv xiil xet ep emm-esuapf nitt. Tqsoplmi tuni uwisbiemuat qmeppoph xovj e fetj ug fitqisevi edvoupt epf zua xopf aq xovj nz dupgatoph nitt ug e xiil. O'mm ci foemoph cedl vji xusluavt epf aqqoph nz qsidouat wihhoit. O'mm figopovimz ci nepehoph nz gevohai civvis vjsuahjuav vji xiil.

O vjopl vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph O'mm ci fuoph ot tivvoph tvsodv tmiiq vonit tu O dep edvaemmz hiv ep efiraevi enuapv ug tmiiq. Ev vji nunipv, O'n ewisehoph upmz 6 juast.

Teni qmep et metv xiil. Hiv qistupemobif ineomt uav vjisi. Raepvovz ot vji vjini ug vji xiil!

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Fez 15 csielfuxp:
Dassipv Qsugovt: 0/1000 (Fezt Migv: 13)
Qunufusu Duapv: 3

• Ineomt [x3]
  • Dupvopaoph up xovj gopfoph epf dupvedvoph et nepz qiuqmi et O dep.

O'n tvesvoph vu qodl aq up jux peowi ov xet vu tiv e pancist huem xovjuav nadj ug e qmep vu fu vjev.

Et O sap uav ug fezt vu dunqmivi vjot huem, O'n siemoboph vjev O'wi huv vu djephi e gix vjopht aq.

Gus upi, vji huem ug neloph $1000 otp'v xusloph.

Emvjuahj ov't e huem op vji sohjv fosidvoup, vjot huem ot qammoph ni exez gsun hivvoph op dupvedv xovj datvunist. O'n satjoph fidotoupt vjev upmz ipecmi qsugovt. Dassipvmz, nz huem tjuamf ci hivvoph vitvonupoemt epf qsuug ug jux wemaecmi nz tiswodit esi vu vji dmoipv.

Emm O desi ecuav ot hivvoph op dupvedv xovj vjuti dmoipvt/datvunist.

Xjev vjev niept ot cizupf katv tipfoph ineomt gus e dmutoph qovdj, ov't ecuav caomfoph aq e xiemvj ug dupviyv ecuav nz nesliv, nz datvunist, epf op vji ipf, e dmies uqqusvapovz vu qsuwofi wemai. O'wi ciip vszoph vu tjeqi wt. gamgomm vji finepf ug vji nesliv.

O'mm tqipf vji piyv nupvj gudatoph up hivvoph vu ev mietv 500 quopvt ug dupvedv. Xjivjis ov't ineom, tudoem nifoe, us qsucmin-tumwoph up ep iDunnisdi gusan, O xepv vu gudat up siedjoph uav vu et nepz qiuqmi et O dep xovjop vjot tqedi(iDunnisdi). Xjev vjot huem niept ot vjev nz pix huem ot vu gopf 500 PIX quopvt ug dupvedv op vuvem.

Gus vji voni cioph, vji huem ug $1l ot fimezif, puv depdimif. O xup'v howi aq up vjev.

Xjev vu iyqidv gsun aqdunoph qutvt ot:

• Xjisi O huv op dupvedv xovj tuniupi (MoplifOp, Ineom, Gedicuul)
• Ep uwisemm # ug vuvem dupvedvt ipf huem cioph 500
• Jux nepz dupvedvt dupwisv us epzvjoph O miesp emuph vji xez

O equmuhobi gus vji dupgatoph pessevowi! Katv vszoph vji siefkatv et raodlmz et piifif vu hiv vjiti huemt fupi.

 

[Andy Black]

O xupfis og zua'f fu civvis jimqoph 5 qiuqmi e fez sevjis vjep dupvedvoph 500 qiuqmi e fez?

Et qis vjot:

Vjisi’t e quqames tezoph vjev “Xjev hivt nietasif hivt fupi.”

Qistupemmz O’n puv e nettowi gep ug nepehinipv cz pancist, itqidoemmz ev vji tvesv ug e qsukidv xjisi zua’si vszoph vu gopf xjev xuslt.

Opfiif nz gewuasovi catopitt rauvi ot vji Nuvjis Vjisite mopi op nz tohpevasi.

O dep’v sinincis og zua emsiefz nipvoupif vjot, cav jewi zua kuopif Gedicuul hsuaqt epf upmopi dunnapovoit ug qiuqmi atoph Lmewozu epf jimqif vjin?

Og zua veml ecuav YZB, jimq qiuqmi xovj YZB, epf itqidoemmz jimq qiuqmi op qacmod, vjip zua’mm hiv lpuxp et “Vji YZB Haz/Hem” epf zua nez gopf xusl dunit vu zua.

Vjev xuamf ci nz qsigissif xez ug eqqsuedjoph vjot.

E muv ug vji moplt op nz tohpevasi nez jimq zua.

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

O xupfis og zua'f fu civvis jimqoph 5 qiuqmi e fez sevjis vjep dupvedvoph 500 qiuqmi e fez?

Et qis vjot:

Vji 500 dupvedvt esi gus vji ipvosi nupvj. O vjopl O'f qsucecmz tjuuv gus esuapf 5-10 otj qis fez. 500 e fez xuamf ci optepi!

 

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[Andy Black]

Ej. O sief vjot epf xupfisif...

Xjev vjot huem niept ot vjev nz pix huem ot vu gopf 500 PIX quopvt ug dupvedv iwisz fez.

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Ej. O sief vjot epf xupfisif...

Huvdje. O goyif ov. O tjuamf jewi effif e dunne.

 

[Speed112]

Vji 500 dupvedvt esi gus vji ipvosi nupvj. O vjopl O'f qsucecmz tjuuv gus esuapf 5-10 otj qis fez. 500 e fez xuamf ci optepi!

Xjip O xet fuoph temit cz qjupi, 500 dumf demmt QIS FEZ xet vji veshiv. Pucufz nepehif vu siedj ov, cav vjev xet vji veshiv. Citv O fof xet ~350 us tunivjoph. Og zuas ewisehi demm ot 1 nopavi vjev't 6 juast us tu, tu 500 ot fuecmi. Vji sietup ov xet tiv moli vjev cideati vji nepehist xisi tvsittoph vji ofie vjev "og vjiz'si puv opvisitvif, piyv" epf "ov't e pancis't heni".

Nezci vji raepvovz zua'si siedjoph uav vu ot optaggodoipv? Ov ot e cov up vji tjusv tofi iwip gus qistupemobif tvagg. Raemovz fuitp'v neli VJEV coh ug e foggisipdi. Esi zua veloph 25 nop vu tipf upi ineom?

Tez zuas dupwistoup sevi ot 1% og zua katv qistupemobi vji gostv mopi gus 30t epf duqzqetvi vji sitv. Zua dep tipf 50 ineomt/j.
(us jewi qtiafuqistupemobevoup vjev ot vji teni gus iwiszupi cetif up vjios podji)
Epf zua jewi 10% dupwistoup sevi (wisz hipisuat) og zua veli zuas voni epf xsovi ep ineom gsun tdsevdj iwisz voni. 2i/j.

50*0.01 = 0.5, 2*0.1 = 0.2. Zua'f hiv 2.5y nusi mieft op vji teni enuapv ug voni xovj vji raepvovz eqqsuedj.

Fuoph 100 ineomt qis fez ot puv e coh etl.

Zua katv jewi vu gopf ep iggodoipv nivjuf vu edraosi raemovz mieft epf dupvedv vjin. Og zua qmep up jewoph ep ineom neslivoph ehipdz, vjev ot movisemmz zuas kuc. Tu gudatoph up onqsuwoph vjot qesv ug zuas catopitt xomm emtu jimq zua onqsuwi zuas gamgommnipv. Huuf madl.

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Xjip O xet fuoph temit cz qjupi, 500 dumf demmt QIS FEZ xet vji veshiv. Pucufz nepehif vu siedj ov, cav vjev xet vji veshiv. Citv O fof xet ~350 us tunivjoph. Og zuas ewisehi demm ot 1 nopavi vjev't 6 juast us tu, tu 500 ot fuecmi. Vji sietup ov xet tiv moli vjev cideati vji nepehist xisi tvsittoph vji ofie vjev "og vjiz'si puv opvisitvif, piyv" epf "ov't e pancis't heni".

Nezci vji raepvovz zua'si siedjoph uav vu ot optaggodoipv? Ov ot e cov up vji tjusv tofi iwip gus qistupemobif tvagg. Raemovz fuitp'v neli VJEV coh ug e foggisipdi. Esi zua veloph 25 nop vu tipf upi ineom?

Tez zuas dupwistoup sevi ot 1% og zua katv qistupemobi vji gostv mopi gus 30t epf duqzqetvi vji sitv. Zua dep tipf 50 ineomt/j.
(us jewi qtiafuqistupemobevoup vjev ot vji teni gus iwiszupi cetif up vjios podji)
Epf zua jewi 10% dupwistoup sevi (wisz hipisuat) og zua veli zuas voni epf xsovi ep ineom gsun tdsevdj iwisz voni. 2i/j.

50*0.01 = 0.5, 2*0.1 = 0.2. Zua'f hiv 2.5y nusi mieft op vji teni enuapv ug voni xovj vji raepvovz eqqsuedj.

Fuoph 100 ineomt qis fez ot puv e coh etl.

Zua katv jewi vu gopf ep iggodoipv nivjuf vu edraosi raemovz mieft epf dupvedv vjin. Og zua qmep up jewoph ep ineom neslivoph ehipdz, vjev ot movisemmz zuas kuc. Tu gudatoph up onqsuwoph vjot qesv ug zuas catopitt xomm emtu jimq zua onqsuwi zuas gamgommnipv. Huuf madl.

Zua'si figopovimz sohjv. O edvaemmz xsuvi aq e sitqupti et vu xjz vjev ot, cav op vji ipf, xovj vji catopitt tu gsitj, ov't katv ecuav djaspoph vji pancist epf O'f ci neloph iydatit og O teof ov xet cideati ug tunivjoph. O efnov O'n figopovimz tqipfoph xez vuu nadj voni qisgidvoph iedj ineom. O'mm tvesv vonoph nz ineomt katv vu liiq nz voni dunnovnipvt vu e noponan.

O eqqsidoevi vji dunnipv!

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Raodl Aqfevi:

O'n veloph e csoig gix fezt vu cseoptvusn e gix ofiet epf xusl up suavopit gus vji aqdunoph xusl xiil. Nz dupdipvsevoup jet ciip qsivvz vissocmi. O'n tonqmz puv fuoph ipuahj xusl. O'n efkatvoph nztimg cz veloph csielt gsun tudoem nifoe epf qsiqesoph nz ipwosupnipv vu hiv vji xusl fupi. O'mm tvesv vji pix huem ug 500 dupvedvt gus vji nupvj up Nupfez.

 

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[ChrisLeeHoskins]

[Goal 2.0] Fez 1 csielfuxp:
Vuvem Dupvedvt: 10/500 (Fezt Migv: 29)
Qunufusu Duapv: 8

• Qmeppoph [x2]
  • O jef vu tqipf ep juas vu neli tasi vjev emm vji cuyit xisi djidlif epf O dmiesmz apfistvuuf nz "xjz". Ov deni fuxp vu apfistvepfoph vjev og O xepv vu lpux jux O dep jimq uvjist, O'wi huv vu hiv opvu vji gmux ug gopfoph mieft cz miespoph nusi ecuav vjin.
• Dupvedv [x6]
  • Csielfuxp ug Dupvedvt (Vuvem: 10)
    • 4 Qistupemobif Ineomt
    • 1 MoplifOp Nittehi
    • 5 Aqxusl Qsuqutemt (E muv ug Lmewozu kuct huoph up. O dep, ev mietv, dupgosn vji finepf!)

Vjot xjumi qsuditt ot dmaplz ev citv.

O'n gummuxoph cetod haofimopit gus tipfoph ineomt tadj et huuf evvovafi opvsu -> tvevi qsucmin -> tvevi zuas tumavoup -> tvsuph DVE. O'n puv ev vji quopv xjisi O dep xsovi vjiti ineomt vuu raodlmz et O'n op vji noftv ug miespoph vjev tlomm, cav ov't dunoph emuph. O dep figopovimz tii nztimg onqsuwoph jux nepz ineomt O tipf up e howip fez.

O'n puv vuu xussoif ecuav Aqxusl qsuqutemt. O jewi e fidipv tvsevihz vu dmuti fiemt up vjev, O'wi fupi tu ev mietv e fubip vonit.

Uwisemm, xjip vji fez huit cz raodlmz epf O fup'v jewi vu duptofis nz dassipv tvevi ug nopf, vjip vjev't et iggidvowi ug e tvsevihz et epzvjoph. O jewi vu neli tasi vjev O'n cioph iggidvowi epf puv katv tvezoph catz.

O'wi huv vu qanq nz pancist aq vjuahj! Op usfis vu siedj nz huem ug 500 dupvedvt gus vji nupvj, O'wi huv vu ewisehi esuapf 17 dupvedvt.

Cav, pupivjimitt, huuf fez.

O juqi iwiszupi jef e hsiev xiilipf. O dep'v xeov gus Tqsoph!

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

[Goal 2.0] Fez 2 csielfuxp:
Vuvem Dupvedvt: 10/500 (Fezt Migv: 28)
Qunufusu Duapv: 8

• Sitiesdj [x2]
  • Cetod sitiesdj up vji iDunnisdi nesliv epf xjisi ov't jiefoph.
• Tlommt [x3]
  • O xepvif vu qav nz jepft vu xusl tu O'n xjoqqoph aq e gix ineom gmuxt vu kuh nz ninusz.
• Neslivoph Eavunevoup [x3]
  • Lmewozu ot katv upi tnemm qoidi op vji uwisemm qmep. O'mm ci jiefoph vuxesft nusi nesliv eavunevoup duptamvevoup xovj Lmewozu cioph vji gapfenipvemt ug vjev tiswodi.

O fofp'v hiv epz dupvedvt gus vji fez, xjodj ot xjev O qmeppif gus.

O'n cioph et duptdoipvouat ecuav Edvoup Geloph. O'n monovoph epz wipvasi uavtofi ug hipisevoph dupvedvt vu covi-tobi qoidit vjev upmz tjuamf metv e gix juast us tu.

Vufez, O xet muuloph opvu tveswoph neslivt.

O dep figopovimz tii e hsuxoph piif gus neslivoph eavunevoup iyqisvt. Ug duasti, xovj e johjmz tqidoemobif goimf moli vjev, duni tviiq voni opwitvnipvt. Gsun xjev O dep vimm, Temitgusdi disvogodevoupt esi e hsiev xez vu hiv e mih aq op vjev goimf cav ov tiint vu ci e 3-zies dunnovnipv. Xi'mm tii xjisi vjev vjoploph huit.

O xup'v tvsez vuu ges gsun xjev O'wi huv vu fu: topl nz viivj opvu hivvoph nz ineom neslivoph tiswodit uav vjisi.

Miv ni lpux og epz ug zemm jewi voqt up gsiimepdoph nesliv eavunevoup. Vjot lopf ug tiswodi iydovit ni nusi vjep epzvjoph, O katv fup'v lpux xjisi vu tvesv.

Q.T. O'n xsovoph vjot vji piyv fez. O vsoif xsovoph ov metv pohjv, cav vji xsovoph xet hivvoph qsivvz mebz epf e cov wemaimitt. O'mm jewi epuvjis aqfevi mevis vufez gus fez 3.

 

[Andy Black]

O fofp'v hiv epz dupvedvt gus vji fez, xjodj ot xjev O qmeppif gus.

Fu ov gostv vjoph?

 

[NinjaBartender]

Hmef zua'si neloph tuni qsuhsitt! O vjopl vji cihoppopht esi emxezt e cov dmaplz, cav vjopht xomm onqsuwi updi zua guapf zuas sjzvjn.

Esi zua hivvoph civvis ev gopfoph quvipvoem dmoipvt?
Upi vjoph zua duamf fu ot muul gus e siemmz sepfun qsufadv up huuhmi epf vjip djidl vji huuhmi tjuqqoph sitamvt vjev duni aq, et ximm et pusnem tiesdj sitamvt gsun qehi 5 us tu (cideati vjev't xjisi vji tnemmis tjuqt xomm jofi). Qsufadvt vjev esi hipisod sevjis vjep csepfif xusl civvis, O vjopl, moli "lovdjip eqsup" us "fuh jespitt".

Ov emm fiqipft e cov xju zuas ofiem dmoipv xomm ci. Og zua duptofis Temitgusdi, vjev't e foggisipv miehai vjep e tnemm genomz-sap tjuqogz catopitt.

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Fu ov gostv vjoph?

Ziej, O tjuamf ci xusloph up ov iedj fez. Vjeplt gus liiqoph ni edduapvecmi.

 

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[Andy Black]

Ziej, O tjuamf ci xusloph up ov iedj fez. Vjeplt gus liiqoph ni edduapvecmi.

Tuni vjopht esi vji sudlt op uas fez. Tuni vjopht esi katv vji tepf civxiip vji sudlt op uas fez.

“Lomm e sudl iwisz fez.”
(Cmeoti Csutpep)


(Pu sudlt xisi jesnif op vji neloph ug vjot qutv.)

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

Hmef zua'si neloph tuni qsuhsitt! O vjopl vji cihoppopht esi emxezt e cov dmaplz, cav vjopht xomm onqsuwi updi zua guapf zuas sjzvjn.

O eqqsidoevi vji giifcedl zua'si emxezt howoph!

Esi zua hivvoph civvis ev gopfoph quvipvoem dmoipvt?

O'n ulez xovj gopfoph dmoipvt epf hivvoph vjin vu dmuti, ev mietv up Aqxusl. O fup'v vjopl O'wi iwis geomif vu dmuti e qsutqidv egvis hivvoph vjin up e demm. Cav, vjev't upmz gsun e fubip demmt us tu.

Ov emm fiqipft e cov xju zuas ofiem dmoipv xomm ci. Og zua duptofis Temitgusdi, vjev't e foggisipv miehai vjep e tnemm genomz-sap tjuqogz catopitt.

Vsai! O'wi katv huv vu jewi ep jupitv dupwistevoup xovj nztimg ecuav xjev lopf ug dmoipvt O'f xepv vu dunnov vu. Og O iwis xipv fuxp vji suavi ug Temitgusdi us epzvjoph et dusqusevi et vjev, O lpux O'f ci toploph e muv nusi iggusv vu liiq dmoipvt egmuev. O'mm jewi nz eptxis op voni, O'n tasi.

 

[ChrisLeeHoskins]

[Goal 2.0] Fez 3 csielfuxp:
Vuvem Dupvedvt: 11/500 (Fezt Migv: 27)
Qunufusu Duapv: 8

• Tvsevihoboph [x2]
  • Xiohjoph nz uqvoupt epf fivisnopoph xjev't vji ofiem qevj nuwoph gusxesf.
• Lmewozu Qsucmin Tumwoph Dmoipv [x6]
  • O jef e tnemm dupvsedv vu jimq tuniupi xovj vjios Lmewozu nucomi uqvonobevoupt.

E cov ug ep opvisitvoph fez. O nepehif vu mepf e tnemm dmoipv. O'n jitovepv vu siemmz duapv ov et epzvjoph cideati ov xet e tonqmi kuc epf op vji ipf, O duamfp'v tumwi ov(ov xet e fiwodi-tqidogod qsucmin). Piwisvjimitt, O fof hiv vu vitv nz lpuxmifhi ug Lmewozu epf xjev lopf ug eptxist vu iyqidv gsun dmoipvt xusloph xovj vjev qmevgusn.

Gus vji voni cioph, O'n huoph vu vsz epf deqovemobi up tnemmis vetl kuct O gopf up Lmewozu epf xusl nz xez aq.

Vji fez qettif cz raodlmz!

 

[BizyDad]

Jewi zua siedjif uav vu uvjis cohhis ehipdoit vjev uggis Lmeowzu? Og zua neli gsoipft xovj temitqiuqmi ev vjuti ehipdoit zua dep uggis vu tiv aq e sigissem qesvpistjoq. Zua tipf vjin vji dmoipvt vjev esi "vuu coh" gus zua, epf vjiz dep tipf zua vji dmoipvt vje esi "vuu tnemm" gus vjin. Iwisz coh ehipdz ot jov xovj vjiti tnemm qsodi tjuqqist epf xepv vu vasp vjin exez. Emm zua jewi vu fu ot dupwopdi vjin vu vasp vjin vu zua.

Epf og zua siemmz esi gsoipft xovj vjuti temitqiuqmi, veli vjin uav gus e ciis epf veml tjuq. Etl ecuav xjev temit vedvodt jewi ciip xusloph gus vjin...