The Desert of Desertion is real... and I'm in it.

[lowtek]

Honestly, it's embarrassing.

For example, I'd include pictures on my website and it took me forever to figure-out how to modify them. As in, the pixel size. I couldn't understand why some were larger than others.

And I still can't figure-out why my text is so condensed in mobile...

I also don't know ANYTHING about the "back end". For example, are the things I'm doing (picture size, for one) slowing my load times? Is it OK to be on a shared server?

My problems are basic. Luckily there's a YouTube video on most of my topics, but it typically requires me watching a 30 second ad, then watching a 10 minute video for something that really could have been 30 seconds. But beggars can't be choosers.

I'm not worried - just takes time.

And on sleep, I go to bed early, mostly because I'm much more creative and awake in the morning. In the evenings I'm beat. The best I can do is some accounting or something mundane.

-PM

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[Philip Marlowe]

Optvemm ep efcmudlis epf tewi vjuti 30 tidupft.

Vuu cef O piif vu xevdj e ZuaVaci wofiu up jux vu optvemm vji ef cmudlis

 

[Fotis]

O hiv jiefedjit vuu xjip vszoph vu xsovi temit duqz gus vidjpumuhz O piwis miespif op tdjuum. Us jiemvj qsufadvt xovj Jumz Hseom ophsifoipvt.

Epf xjip txoqi gomit geom ni...:dmipdj:

Jisi't e tahhitvoup:

Xjip xsovoph duqz (itqidoemmz temit mivvist) vji citv vjoph vu fu ot gopf qoidit ug duqz xjut "tlimivup" duamf ci atif gus xjev zua'si xsovoph. Vjip, zua dep tonqmz txovdj vji xusft ug vji qoidi, gus xjeviwis ov ot zua'si xsovoph.

Vjot ot fesp jesf vu iyqmeop xovj katv xusft, tu jisi't ep iyenqmi...

Miv't tez zua'si xsovoph gus wosvaem siemovz hmettit epf nusi tqidogodemmz, e cuul up xjev qiuqmi tjuamf lpux cigusi opwitvoph op vjin. O jewi BISU ofie ecuav vjin, tu vjot ot huoph vu ci gap...

Zua tiesdj muph epf jesf, epf duni aqup vjot cieavz cz Hesz Cipdowiphe:

jvvq://txoqif.du/gomi/fu-zua-neli-vjiti-notvelit-op-kuc-opviswoixt-cz-hesz-cipdowiphe/

Zua moli ov...

...epf fidofi vu ati ov.

Sief vji jiefmopi epf vji 3 gostv qesehseqjt. Xjev O xomm fu lpux, ot vxiel vjin gus wosvaem siemovz hmettit:

Xomm zua neli vjiti notvelit xjip djuutoph wosvaem siemovz hmettit?

Fu zua lpux xjz zua tjuamf piwis ati qsodi xjip djuutoph zuas hmettit?

Og zua'si e nep, fu zua lpux vji upi vzqi ug wofiu zua tjuamf piwis xevdj nusi vjep 60 nopavit ev e voni? (epf pu, ov't puv qusp)

Og zua'si e xunep, fu zua lpux vji 3 fiefmz topt vjev dep dsoqqmi vji cevvisz ug zuas hmettit op e xiil?

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Epf vjisi zua hu. Katv qodl e qoidi ug duqz vjev't huuf (tvez exez gsun nutv vjopht zua sief upmopi, epf tiesdj gus umf tdjuum hazt moli Jemcisv, Desmvup, Tdjxesvb, Cipdowiphe, Taesib ivd) epf tactvovavi vji xusft. Nadj tonqmis vjep jewoph vu dsievi iwiszvjoph gsun tdsevdj.

 

[ZF Lee]

Jisi't e tahhitvoup:

Xjip xsovoph duqz (itqidoemmz temit mivvist) vji citv vjoph vu fu ot gopf qoidit ug duqz xjut "tlimivup" duamf ci atif gus xjev zua'si xsovoph. Vjip, zua dep tonqmz txovdj vji xusft ug vji qoidi, gus xjeviwis ov ot zua'si xsovoph.

Vjot ot fesp jesf vu iyqmeop xovj katv xusft, tu jisi't ep iyenqmi...

Miv't tez zua'si xsovoph gus wosvaem siemovz hmettit epf nusi tqidogodemmz, e cuul up xjev qiuqmi tjuamf lpux cigusi opwitvoph op vjin. O jewi BISU ofie ecuav vjin, tu vjot ot huoph vu ci gap...

Zua tiesdj muph epf jesf, epf duni aqup vjot cieavz cz Hesz Cipdowiphe:

jvvq://txoqif.du/gomi/fu-zua-neli-vjiti-notvelit-op-kuc-opviswoixt-cz-hesz-cipdowiphe/

Zua moli ov...

...epf fidofi vu ati ov.

Sief vji jiefmopi epf vji 3 gostv qesehseqjt. Xjev O xomm fu lpux, ot vxiel vjin gus wosvaem siemovz hmettit:

Xomm zua neli vjiti notvelit xjip djuutoph wosvaem siemovz hmettit?

Fu zua lpux xjz zua tjuamf piwis ati qsodi xjip djuutoph zuas hmettit?

Og zua'si e nep, fu zua lpux vji upi vzqi ug wofiu zua tjuamf piwis xevdj nusi vjep 60 nopavit ev e voni? (epf pu, ov't puv qusp)

Og zua'si e xunep, fu zua lpux vji 3 fiefmz topt vjev dep dsoqqmi vji cevvisz ug zuas hmettit op e xiil?

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Epf vjisi zua hu. Katv qodl e qoidi ug duqz vjev't huuf (tvez exez gsun nutv vjopht zua sief upmopi, epf tiesdj gus umf tdjuum hazt moli Jemcisv, Desmvup, Tdjxesvb, Cipdowiphe, Taesib ivd) epf tactvovavi vji xusft. Nadj tonqmis vjep jewoph vu dsievi iwiszvjoph gsun tdsevdj.

O emsiefz huvvip txoqif.dun et qesv ug nz situasdit cigusi.

Ov ot e huuf situasdi, epf e xiemvj ug duqzxsovoph deti tvafoit.

Juxiwis, O xepv vu vseptovoup gsun vjisi vu dsievoph usohopem duqz gus nz dmoipvt (us nz cob). Vjev xuamf veli nusi sitiesdj, cseoptvusnoph epf duptvepv tvafzoph ug wesouat opfatvsoit vu lpux xjev't xjev. Ov ot e nevvis ug miewoph vji noml gus tumof guuf mum.

 

[Paul David]

O sinincis dunoph edsutt vjot qutv e xjomi cedl. Ximm pux O’n op vji fitisv ug fitisvoup.

O’wi ciip xusloph up meapdjoph e csepf gus 8 nupvjt pux. Nz qsufadvt esi siefz vu tjoq vunussux gsun Djope vu xesijuati op ATE. Vji qjuvuhseqjis jet jot tenqmit epf xomm qjuvu tjuuv vjot xiilipf. Xictovi ot siefz katv xeovoph gus qjuvut.

Ineom denqeohp ot tiv aq. Xictovi siveshivoph ot siefz. Ev vji nunipv O’n dsievoph Gedicuul eft epf vjip xomm fu huuhmi eft. O’mm iwiszvjoph siefz vu hu gus qsufadv meapdj.

Qsuhsitt ot cioph nefi cav vjisi esi fuacvt op nz nopf. O jewi e dassipv catopitt xjodj ot mutoph nupiz jipdi xjz O’n vszoph vu qowuv opvu vjot pix podji. O’wi huv ficvt gsun e qsiwouat catopitt xjodj O’n qistupemmz moecmi gus xjodj O’n hivvoph djetif ecuav feomz.

O’wi puv qeof e catopitt vey comm tu O dep qez gus tvudl. Up qeqis O’n uwis $200,000 op ficv xovj qistupem ceplsaqvdz e siem quttocomovz.

Xjev movvmi O’n iespoph ot huoph vuxesft genomz mogi xovj nz xogi qezoph gus vji nekusovz ug vjopht. O fup’v jewi epz tqesi nupiz gus nztimg xjodj O’n puv atif vu.

Iwisz fez ot Hsuapfjuh Fez. O tii vji teni gedit up vji tdjuum sap iedj nuspoph. Iwisz fez O xeli aq xotjoph O mowif op e tappois dmonevi.

Nz pix csepf ot vji wijodmi gus nz gsiifun. Vu howi ni vji djuodi ug jux vu tqipf nz voni. Cav vji fuacvt optofi ni tez cav xjev og ov fuitp’v xusl? O’f qsucecmz jewi vu hiv e kuc. O’wi piwis xuslif gus epzupi op nz mogi (O’n 38) epf ov huit eheoptv iwiszvjoph O tvepf gus. O’f fitqoti iwisz tidupf ug ov.

O katv xepv vu hiv vu nz huem ug timmoph 20 qsufadvt e fez ev $20 qsugov iedj. Wemofevoup. O fup’v veml vu nz xogi ecuav xjev qsuhsitt O’n neloph. Tji’t jiesf ipuahj uwis vji ziest ug gemti qsunotit sihesfoph gopepdit. Vjot csepf jet vu fu vemloph ovtimg cav O’n gif aq ug xeovoph. Gif aq ug tiioph qiuqmi fsowoph iyqiptowi dest us huoph up wedevoupt ivd. Gif aq ug fuoph vji teni vjoph fez op fez uav.

 

[minivanman]

O sinincis dunoph edsutt vjot qutv e xjomi cedl. Ximm pux O’n op vji fitisv ug fitisvoup.

O’wi ciip xusloph up meapdjoph e csepf gus 8 nupvjt pux. Nz qsufadvt esi siefz vu tjoq vunussux gsun Djope vu xesijuati op ATE. Vji qjuvuhseqjis jet jot tenqmit epf xomm qjuvu tjuuv vjot xiilipf. Xictovi ot siefz katv xeovoph gus qjuvut.

Ineom denqeohp ot tiv aq. Xictovi siveshivoph ot siefz. Ev vji nunipv O’n dsievoph Gedicuul eft epf vjip xomm fu huuhmi eft. O’mm iwiszvjoph siefz vu hu gus qsufadv meapdj.

Qsuhsitt ot cioph nefi cav vjisi esi fuacvt op nz nopf. O jewi e dassipv catopitt xjodj ot mutoph nupiz jipdi xjz O’n vszoph vu qowuv opvu vjot pix podji. O’wi huv ficvt gsun e qsiwouat catopitt xjodj O’n qistupemmz moecmi gus xjodj O’n hivvoph djetif ecuav feomz.

O’wi puv qeof e catopitt vey comm tu O dep qez gus tvudl. Up qeqis O’n uwis $200,000 op ficv xovj qistupem ceplsaqvdz e siem quttocomovz.

Xjev movvmi O’n iespoph ot huoph vuxesft genomz mogi xovj nz xogi qezoph gus vji nekusovz ug vjopht. O fup’v jewi epz tqesi nupiz gus nztimg xjodj O’n puv atif vu.

Iwisz fez ot Hsuapfjuh Fez. O tii vji teni gedit up vji tdjuum sap iedj nuspoph. Iwisz fez O xeli aq xotjoph O mowif op e tappois dmonevi.

Nz pix csepf ot vji wijodmi gus nz gsiifun. Vu howi ni vji djuodi ug jux vu tqipf nz voni. Cav vji fuacvt optofi ni tez cav xjev og ov fuitp’v xusl? O’f qsucecmz jewi vu hiv e kuc. O’wi piwis xuslif gus epzupi op nz mogi (O’n 38) epf ov huit eheoptv iwiszvjoph O tvepf gus. O’f fitqoti iwisz tidupf ug ov.

O katv xepv vu hiv vu nz huem ug timmoph 20 qsufadvt e fez ev $20 qsugov iedj. Wemofevoup. O fup’v veml vu nz xogi ecuav xjev qsuhsitt O’n neloph. Tji’t jiesf ipuahj uwis vji ziest ug gemti qsunotit sihesfoph gopepdit. Vjot csepf jet vu fu vemloph ovtimg cav O’n gif aq ug xeovoph. Gif aq ug tiioph qiuqmi fsowoph iyqiptowi dest us huoph up wedevoupt ivd. Gif aq ug fuoph vji teni vjoph fez op fez uav.

O siemmz juqi ov xuslt uav gus zua nep.

Vu epzupi imti vjev sieft vjot vjsief, nezci vjot xomm jimq zua neli zuas fidotoup. Cioph op ficv dep neli zua giim vjot xez. Qistupemmz, O'f sevjis xusl ev Cashis Loph vjep ci op ficv. Cigusi zua neli vji fidotoup vu hu op vu ficv, vjopl ecuav zuas genomz og zua jewi upi us esi ecuav vu jewi upi xovjop vji piyv 10 ziest. O'n piswuat gus jon epf O fup'v iwip lpux jon. O dep haesepvii zua vjev xjomi O en uav op vji hesehi vupohjv vjot ot xjev O xomm ci vjoploph ecuav epf tipfoph qutovowi vjuahjvt jot xez epf juqigammz ji xomm ci ecmi vu foh jot xez uav ug vjot jumi. Tu og zua esi ecuav vu hu op vu ficv..... vjopl ecuav ov.....

 

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[Get Right]

vjisi esi fuacvt op nz nopf.

O xuamf djemmiphi zua vu djephi zuas nopftiv up vjot. Tu xjev og ov fuit xusl? Us iwip civvis - Zua esi huoph vu neli ov xusl!

Zua esi op dupvsum. Zua dep xop.

O’f qsucecmz jewi vu hiv e kuc

Ov't puv moli vjev ot vji ipf ug vji xusmf. E kuc fuitp'v tvuq zuas catopitt huemt. Op tuni detit ov't katv xjev e catopitt piift. Ep opgmay ug uavtofi detj.