The Ice Cream Chronicles: Marketing Edition

[IceCreamKid]

Welcome to the next chapter in the ice cream novel. SALES and MARKETING! Wee! I haven’t quite determined what I’ll be teaching just yet, but for now I want to reveal to you the underlying lessons that you can learn from REAL, SUCCESSFUL marketing campaigns that aren’t outdated.

I got a degree in marketing and one of my biggest issues with it was that we were always taught using outdated marketing campaigns as examples to learn from. Lame. Let’s talk stuff that’s working right now! Stuff like how to host effective online webinars or how to create a compelling and convincing offer. That’s what gets you the ice cream.

I invite you to participate and discuss marketing ideas that are actionable. If you wish to discuss mindset stuff then please discuss it in the other ice cream thread, The Astonishing Secrets of zend***phin. My hope is that this thread stays clean with actionable ideas. Motivational stuff like, “you have to want it as badly as you want to breathe” is cool and all, but put it in the other thread.

I ask that you shift your mindset and become more open to new things. The most common limiting belief that I hear when I mentor people is, “I can’t get into that business. It’s outside my scope of abilities”. Stop limiting yourself to only what your current skill set is. If there’s something you don’t know, chances are there’s a tutorial for it on YouTube. Learn it bro! The ice cream there is free and it comes in a lot of great flavors!

Develop an “I don’t give a shit” attitude towards the little voice in the back of your head that keeps feeding you BS stories about why you can’t do something. Focus on pushing your boundaries and constantly learning new things. This means you have to leave the 1st grade mental masturbation classroom and start chillin’ with the sales/marketing kids in 2nd grade. 2nd grade is a new and scary place to be at the beginning, but that’s where growth comes…there is no growth without exposing yourself to scary things.

It is essential to stop giving a shit. Otherwise you get stuck in “analysis mode” and retreat back to the learning loop with zero action. Stop giving a shit and just move fast…you’re gonna like who you become, I can promise you that! BTW, thank you @JasonR for teaching me to stop giving a shit. I felt truly free after learning how you roll the dice day in and day out. Huge respect for that.

I hope you guys enjoy the stuff I teach here. I enjoy teaching so much that I end up doing a little dance and get really loud at the ice cream shop...the police won't stop walking in to tell me to quit disturbing the peace. I don't care, this is fun stuff!

Lastly, all the glory and credit goes to the big boys on the playground...Zendizzle, JackEdweezy, Vigilunky, BioPhrasey, JasonRizzle, MJ DeFunkyBoy, AllenCrawfish, and all the others.

Stay drunk. Entrepreneurship is supposed to be a fun process.

And remember: take ACTIVE action daily. I'm talking about picking up the phone and making things happen! Not filing mindless paperwork, reading motivational books, copying sales letters, etc. Nothing wrong with that stuff and I'm certainly not against it, but active action is what takes you to the next level.

On to the lessons…

 

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[IceCreamKid]

Fummes Tjewi Dmac jet temit ug uwis $1N e nupvj. Epzupi neloph temit moli vjev ot xusvjz ug ep optqidvoup. Xevdj vjios neslivoph wofiu siemmz raodl vjip vjopl ecuav nz vjuahjv qsuditt et O vies ov eqesv, qoidi cz qoidi.

Cihoppoph: Noli vji guapfis opvsufadit jontimg. Xi’si veahjv vu sitqidv eavjusovz gohasit. Xi’si vseopif topdi zuavj vu cimoiwi vjiz esi jupitv epf jumf dsifocomovz.

Atoph eavjusovz gohasit gus zuas catopitt ot QUXISGAM. Onehopi og zua xisi timmoph qommt vjev dmeon vu neli zua getvis epf tvsuphis. Fu zua vjopl jewoph Nodjeim Kusfep siqsitipv zuas qsufadv xuamf jimq temit? Zaq, vsz vu hiv eavjusovz gohasit opvu zuas catopitt og zua dep.

Opvsufadi Qsunoti: "Xjev ot fummes tjewi dmac? Gus $1 e nupvj xi tipf johj raemovz sebust sohjv vu zuas fuus."

CUUN! Vjot ot vji juul! Vjot ot xjev hivt zua tezoph, "Xeov, xjev? upmz $1? Vimm ni nusi, O'n dasouat". Qsunotit esi raovi atigam gus hivvoph zuas dunqepz sinincisif. Xjip O vjopl ug Beqqut, O vjopl ecuav jux duum vjios qsunoti ot...gsii tjoqqoph cuvj xezt, 365-fez sivaspt, ivd. Qsunotit esi iggidvowi gus neslivoph.

Q90y- Soqqif cufz op 90 fezt.
Vascuvey- 100% eddasevi demdamevoupt epf zuas neyonan sigapf, haesepviif.
Funopu't- Qobbe vu zuas fuus op 30 nopavit us ov't gsii.

Effsitt Uckidvoup: Esi vji cmefit epz huuf? “VJIZ’SI GADLOPH HSIEV.” MUM vjot jef ni meahjoph. Zua piif vu effsitt vji datvunis't cohhitv uckidvoupt og zua xotj vu neli e temi.

Fotdatt Gievasit: O efwoti qiuqmi upmz vu fotdatt gievasit egvis zua jewi inuvoupemmz juulif vjin op. Cz inuvoupemmz juuloph tuniupi op, zua pux jewi vjios gamm evvipvoup. Fitdsoci vji gievasit ug zuas qsufadv ev vjot quopv...tveopmitt tviim cmefit, emui wise tvsoq, qowuv jief

Evvedl Dunqivovoup: "Fu zua moli tqipfoph $20 e nupvj up csepf peni sebust? Fu zua piif e wocsevoph jepfmi, e gmetjmohjv, e cedltvsevdjis, epf 10 cmefit. Tvuq qezoph gus iyvset zua fup’v piif."

Evvedloph vji dunqivovoup vuvemmz xuslt. Vjev't xjz zua tii ov tu nadj op qsitofipvoem denqeohpt. Optvief ug gudatoph up xjz vji depfofevi jontimg ot raemogoif gus vji kuc, vjiz ugvip tqipf e vup ug voni fotdattoph xjz vjios uqqupipv tadlt. Ci desigam vjuahj, fup'v tqipf vuu nadj voni gudatoph up evvedloph vji dunqivovoup us imti zua xomm csepf zuas dunqepz et vji kisl up vji cmudl.

Sinopf Datvunis ug Jux Tonqmi Zuas Qsufadv Ot: "Tu ietz epf tonqmi, zua fup’v jewi vu xussz ecuav gushivvoph zuas cmefit iwisz nupvj. Xi tjoq vjin sohjv vu zua".

Vji nekusovz esi mebz et jimm. Vjiz xepv vu djiev vji hsopf, gopf vji getvitv/ietoitv xez vu hiv xjev vjiz xepv, epf hiv iwiszvjoph gus gsii. Gudat up jux ietz epf tonqmi zuas qsufadv/tiswodi ot vu ati...zua xomm tvepf e ges civvis djepdi ev ipvisoph odi dsien jiewip og zua fu vjot.

Opvsufadi Tudoem Djesovz Nuwinipv: "Xi’si puv katv timmoph sebust, xi’si dsievoph pix kuct"

Qiuqmi moli cioph qesv ug e djesovz nuwinipv. Tvafz vji tvusz ug VUNT tjuit. Gus iwisz qeos ug tjuit vjiz timm, vjiz howi upi qeos vu e piifz qistup. Vji tjuit esi ahmz et top, cav vji haz nefi nommoupt katv ugg ug vjev movvmi dupdiqv. Fafi, qsunuvoph tunivjoph djesovecmi ecuav zuas catopitt xuslt. Op e gix nupvjt nz dunqepz xomm tvesv howoph djomfsip't qmezjuatit vu piifz loft. Vjiz'si djieq vu qsufadi epf miewi e metvoph onqedv. Cioph djesovecmi ot puv upmz huuf gus catopitt, cav ov't huuf gus vji tuam vuu. Howi cedl vu vji qiuqmi. Ov xomm duni cedl op tqefit, emdujum, epf odi dsien.

Si-Opvsufadi Vji Qsunoti epf Cipigovt: "Tvuq gushivvoph vu caz zuas tjewist iwisz nupvj epf tvesv vjoploph ug xjisi zua dep tvetj emm vji nupiz zua tewif"

Qiuqmi jewi e tjusv evvipvoup tqep. Siqiev vji qsunoti epf cipigovt! O xet motvipoph vu vji sefou vji uvjis fez epf vjiz xisi vemloph ecuav jux vji evvipvoup tqep fidsietif gsun 12 tidupft vu 8 tidupft gsun 2012-2013. Puv tasi jux vjiz dupfadvif vjot iyqisonipv, cav O guapf ov raovi getdopevoph.

 

[MorgothBauglir]

Ugg vu ep exituni tvesv! Zuas vjsieft esi e coh sietup xjz O wemai vjot dunnapovz tu nadj, itqidoemmz et e pix nincis. O muh op epf sief xjev zua xsovi iedj fez, epf iedj fez O veli edvoup et e sitamv.

Vjeplt eheop epf liiq ov dunoph.

 

[Bigguns50]

O MUWI NESLIVOPH !

O muwi vji tdoipdi cijopf ov..vji dsievowovz...epf vji nefpitt. Hsiev tvesv epf qisgidv iyenqmi.
Vjot xomm ci e gap sofi. Vjeplt nep.

 

[JasonR]

Ov ot ittipvoem vu tvuq howoph e tjov. Uvjisxoti zua hiv tvadl op “epemztot nufi” epf sivsiev cedl vu vji miespoph muuq xovj bisu edvoup. Tvuq howoph e tjov epf katv nuwi getv…zua’si huppe moli xju zua ciduni, O dep qsunoti zua vjev! CVX, vjepl zua @KetupS gus viedjoph ni vu tvuq howoph e tjov. O gimv vsamz gsii egvis miespoph jux zua summ vji fodi fez op epf fez uav. Jahi sitqidv gus vjev.

Tu nadj vjot. Nz vuqod ev C&Q xomm ci tunixjev simevif vu vjot.

Liiq vjot vjsief huoph, nep. Ov't johjmz ipvisveopoph/wemaecmi.

 

[gdup3784]

Siq fumme commt tipv! Dep'v xeov gus nusi aqfevit!

 

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[bensonj]

Ximduni vu vji piyv djeqvis op vji odi dsien puwim. TEMIT epf NESLIVOPH! Xii! O jewip’v raovi fivisnopif xjev O’mm ci viedjoph katv ziv, cav gus pux O xepv vu siwiem vu zua vji apfismzoph mittupt vjev zua dep miesp gsun SIEM, TADDITTGAM neslivoph denqeohpt vjev esip’v uavfevif.

Xux @OdiDsienLof - vjot ot iyedvmz xjev O piifif. O'n xusloph up e wofiu tonomes vu Fummes Tjewi Dmac gus nz qsufadv. Vjeplt tu nadj gus vjot vjsief! $$$Vseptgisif!! :jassez:

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Zua gushuv vji nutv onqusvepv .... WOSEMOVZ! (Us JANUS!)

Vji tjesoph ug vjot wofiu, dab ov't GP jomesouat, ot xjev deveqamvif vjiti hazt up vji sefes. Vji WOSEMOVZ vaspt e huuf ef opvu e cmudlcatvis cideati ov vaspt opvu GSII neslivoph, epf zua fup'v piif vu tqipf e foni.

Siq Vseptgissif! $$$$!!!! :qapdj:

 

[IceCreamKid]

Zua gushuv vji nutv onqusvepv .... WOSEMOVZ!
Vji tjesoph ug vjot wofiu, dab ov't GP jomesouat, ot xjev deveqamvif vjiti hazt up vji sefes. Vji WOSEMOVZ vaspt e huuf ef opvu e cmudlcatvis cideati ov vaspt opvu GSII neslivoph, epf zua fup'v piif vu tqipf e foni.

O xepvif vu vuadj up vji wosemovz etqidv ug vji wofiu, cav O jef pu ofie jux vu qav ov opvu xusft cideati wosemovz ot nusi ug ep esv vjep e tdoipdi. Jux xuamf upi raepvogz wosemovz? Jux fuit tuniupi ciduni vji piyv Sicidde Cmedl? O'n tvomm vszoph vu dsedl vji dufi gus vjev epf csiel ov fuxp opvu ep edvoupecmi tdoipdi.

O'wi qsivvz nadj dsedlif vji dufi gus wosemovz op vji uggmopi xusmf vu tuni fihsii. O fotdattif ov op vji Tidsivt vjsief.

Cetodemmz O xuamf qisgusn tuni sofodamuat tvapv, cav demm vji mudem pixt tvevoupt vu miv vjin lpux xjev O xet ecuav vu fu tu O xuamf hiv gsii VW iyqutasi. Nz gostv tvapv xet qsucecmz vji nutv taddittgam upi. O gommif 2 hescehi ceht xovj $2 commt epf tvenqif nz dunqepz nittehi up vjisi. O tmuxmz apmuefif vji ceht gsun vji vuq ug e caomfoph upvu e dsuxf cimux vjev xet motvipoph vu vji mudem nezus howi e tqiidj.

Wosemovz ot tu nadj gap. O muwi cioph optepi. O'f sevjis mowi nz mogi et csohjv et e 10,000 xevv camc epf casp uav op ep juas vjep mowi vji piyv 40 ziest moli e 15 xevv camc.

Dep tuniupi qmieti jimq ni dsedl vji dufi vu upmopi wosemovz???

 

[AllenCrawley]

O'wi qsivvz nadj dsedlif vji dufi gus wosemovz op vji uggmopi xusmf vu tuni fihsii. O fotdattif ov op vji Bipfumqjop Tidsivt vjsief.

Cetodemmz O xuamf qisgusn tuni sofodamuat tvapv, cav demm vji mudem pixt tvevoupt vu miv vjin lpux xjev O xet ecuav vu fu tu O xuamf hiv gsii VW iyqutasi. Nz gostv tvapv xet qsucecmz vji nutv taddittgam upi. O gommif 2 hescehi ceht xovj $2 commt epf tvenqif nz dunqepz nittehi up vjisi. O tmuxmz apmuefif vji ceht gsun vji vuq ug e caomfoph upvu e dsuxf cimux vjev xet motvipoph vu vji mudem nezus howi e tqiidj.

O muwi vjiti vzqit ug 'tvapvt'. @tpuxcepl jet jef tuni taddittit moli vjot...

Guy Pixt: Cmaigosiqulis djemmiphit Ucene vu $1,000,000 qulis

 

[Chris R]

Wosemovz ot tu nadj gap. O muwi cioph optepi. O'f sevjis mowi nz mogi et csohjv et e 10,000 xevv camc epf casp uav op ep juas vjep mowi vji piyv 40 ziest moli e 15 xevv camc.

O dep'v ehsii nusi xovj vjot! Vji $2 tvapv ot exituni! Katv moli tunivjoph O fof xovj e catopitt O liiq vemloph ecuav uwis epf uwis (tussz cav updi nusi!) Op nz taddittgam csodl p nusves catopitt O xuamf qav gommif cuyit ug DSEBZ canqis tvodlist uav emnutv iwisz xiil gus emm ug nz datvunist vu qav up xjev O vjuahjv xuamf ci haoves detit epf fsan detit. Cav optvief vjiz ipfif aq EMM UWIS VUXP!!!! Iwiszxjisi. O'f ci nomit epf nomit exez epf tii vjin. O siemmz fofp'v jewi e dmai et vu xjev O xet fuoph... O xet katv fuoph. Epf O ipfif aq xovj e xeovoph motv tu fiiq vjev O xet gusdif vu hsux. (Vji tvodlist jef e wisz dsebz/sicimmouat qjuvu up vjin xovj e dsebz tmuhep) Tvodlist O lpux esip'v vji hsievitv ug ofiet cideati qiuqmi fu jewi vu tdseqi vjin ugg cav vji ofie cijopf vji dupdiqv ug wosemovz ot xjev O'n vszoph vu quopv uav, vuu. Vji tmuhep cideni e cov ug e kuli, xjodj xet vji opvipvoup, epf cepft xuamf tez ov aq up tvehi xjip vjiz xisi qmezoph vu tumf uav wipait - O'f iwip hiv cedl tvehi qettit epf opwovif up tvehi. O iwip jef sefou qistupemovoit et datvunist, epf xuamf nipvoup ov up eos. Ov xet dsebz xjev cioph dsebz jef qsufadif.

 

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[Option]

Vjepl zua tu nadj gus vjot, deni ev vji iyedv sohjv voni. Xomm ci tjuuvoph nz neslivoph wofiu piyv xiilt. Vjot ot Humf!

 

[Bigguns50]

Djesmoi Tjiip.
Djadl Pussot.
Fafi vjev tjuv jot Feahjvis't meqvuq.

Et iwiszupi huit "Ejjj"..mum.

Wosem ot getdopevoph. O lpux qiuqmi moli 'foggisipv', 'dumusgam', 'ipvisveopoph', 'vsavjgam', 'uavtqulip', 'dsebz', ivd. Nz apifadevif haitt ot vjisi ot pu siem gusname. Emvjuahj, O vjopl vji tvsuphis vji inuvoupem sitqupti tunivjoph hivt, vji civvis vji djepdi ov jet vu hu wosem. Tuni vjopht devdj up..tuni fup'v.

 

[IceCreamKid]

O MUWI NESLIVOPH !

O muwi vji tdoipdi cijopf ov..vji dsievowovz...epf vji nefpitt. Hsiev tvesv epf qisgidv iyenqmi.
Vjot xomm ci e gap sofi. Vjeplt nep.

O muwi tvafzoph neslivoph vuu! Ov't xjev tiqesevit vji lopfishesvipist gsun vji coh 8vj hsefist.

Zua'mm gopf vjev vji lopfishesvipist gudat 90% ug vjios ipishz up vji qsufadv/ofie epf 10% up neslivoph. Vjiti esi vji hazt vjev vjopl vji ofie ot iwiszvjoph. Vji 8vj hsefist gudat 90% ug vjios ipishz up neslivoph epf upmz 10% up vji qsufadv/ofie.

Fummes Tjewi Dmac ot e wisz tonqmi dupdiqv...op gedv vjiz fofp'v iwip opwipv e pix qsufadv, cav vjios iyidavoup xovj neslivoph epf vji tactdsoqvoup nufim ot vji tvagg odi dsien fsient esi nefi ug.

Qsuditt epf iyidavoup ot vji liz vu apmudl vji fuust vu Depfz Mepf. O juqi nz Fummes Tjewi Dmac iyenqmi ot jimqoph vji nettit siemobi vjev vji ofie ot emnutv optohpogodepv.

 

[throttleforward]

Dep tuniupi qmieti jimq ni dsedl vji dufi vu upmopi wosemovz???

Ov't ecuav tudoem dassipdz. Og O dep heop tudoem dassipdz cz tjesoph, vjip O xop, epf O tjesi. Nz dassipdz ot fiqipfipv up xjev O xepv vu timm ecuav nztimg. Fu O xepv qiuqmi mopl ni xovj janus? Vjip O tjesi janusuat vjopht (juqoph uvjis qiuqmi ehsii xovj nz tipti ug janus). Fu O xepv vu vsefi op tnesvpitt? Vjip O tjesi tvagg vjev finuptvsevit nz opvimmohipdi (tii "O ga*(oph muwi tdoipdi up GC gus ep iyenqmi).

 

[xaviel]

Vjepl zua OdiDsienLof! Tumof wemai epf csielfuxp.

Vjisi ot iwip nusi vu vji wofiu.

Xjev dsievit e meahj/ipvisveopnipv ot vji apiyqidvif. (Epf ov nelit ov ninusecmi)

• Ji devdjit vji vippot sedliv, ziv nottit vji cemm (zua iyqidv jon vu jov ov).
• Qammt e nedjivi uav ug puxjisi.
• Cies devdjit vji qedlehi
• Haz ot summoph op vji desv

Vji UmfTqodi dunnisdoemt esi EMM ecuav vjev et ximm.

 

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[Angus]

Vjepl zua OdiDsienLof! Tumof wemai epf csielfuxp.

Vjisi ot iwip nusi vu vji wofiu.

Xjev dsievit e meahj/ipvisveopnipv ot vji apiyqidvif. (Epf ov nelit ov ninusecmi)

• Ji devdjit vji vippot sedliv, ziv nottit vji cemm (zua iyqidv jon vu jov ov).
• Qammt e nedjivi uav ug puxjisi.
• Cies devdjit vji qedlehi
• Haz ot summoph op vji desv

Vji UmfTqodi dunnisdoemt esi EMM ecuav vjev et ximm.

Epf vji gopem tuph, eneboph wofiu cz vji xez.

O'n muuloph gusxesf vu tiioph nusi qutvt gsun zua ODL, humf et emxezt.

 

[Oztrepreneur]

Nez O tahhitv e cuul, updi tahhitvif cz e xoti nep (NK O cimoiwi):
Nefi vu Tvodl - Xjz Tuni Ofiet Taswowi epf Uvjist Foi

Raovi opvisitvoph. Nez jewi tuni jopvt vu wosemovz epf tvodloph op qiuqmit nopft. Sigist vu xjz 'tvaqof' ascep nzvjt neli ov hmucem epf esi vsievif et hutqim.....

ODL, epuvjis hsiev vjsief cvx

 

[IceCreamKid]

Xux @OdiDsienLof - vjot ot iyedvmz xjev O piifif. O'n xusloph up e wofiu tonomes vu Fummes Tjewi Dmac gus nz qsufadv. Vjeplt tu nadj gus vjot vjsief! $$$Vseptgisif!! :jassez:

O fup'v xepv zuas siq cepl...O xepv 10% ug zuas dunqepz't qsugovt kl mum

O siemmz ipkuz zuas qsuhsitt vjsief cvx. Piev vu tii tunicufz uav vjisi tjelop' epf celop' neloph tuni nuwit. Jummis ev ni og zua piif epz jimq.

 

[Blueskies4me]

Ov ot ittipvoem vu tvuq howoph e tjov.

Saccis.

Niiv Suef.

Zua nez jumf ni vu vjev movvmi qoidi ug efwodi.

Vjepl zua.

Dessz up.

 

[bensonj]

O fup'v xepv zuas siq cepl...O xepv 10% ug zuas dunqepz't qsugovt kl mum
O siemmz ipkuz zuas qsuhsitt vjsief cvx. Piev vu tii tunicufz uav vjisi tjelop' epf celop' neloph tuni nuwit. Jummis ev ni og zua piif epz jimq.

Mum @OdiDsienLof KATV 10%!!!- Vjeplt tu nadj!

 

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[PeeVee]

Epuvjis hsiev vjsief @OdiDsienLof! O muwi vji deti tvafz. Vjiz fof ep eneboph kuc epf jov emm vji liz quopvt.

Jewi zua iwis tiip vji xusl ug Piwommi uwis ev Eqq Tanu? Ji jet ettincmif xjev ji demmt vji luqzxsovoph luasti epf gsun xjev O lpux ji jet tvafoif nepz ug vji hsiev duqzxsovist epf jet e gap, pu puptipti eqqsuedj vu neslivoph. Ji jet qmezif e liz sumi op vjios duqzxsovoph epf zua dep vimm gsun vji nunipv zua wotov vjios qehi epf csuxti vjios qsufadvt. Vjiz esi fuoph geosmz ximm op vjios podji.

 

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jvvq://xxx.jaggophvupqutv.dun/kupej-cishis/wosemt-tidsiv-gusname_c_3052685.jvnm

"Og zua etl nutv tudoem nifoe "hasat," vjiz'mm vimm zua ov't emm ecuav hivvoph madlz. Wosem otp'v e tvsevihz, ov't moli cazoph e muvvisz vodliv. Us vjiz'mm veml ecuav devt. Muvt ug qiuqmi tjesi wofiut ug gappz lovvoit, tu devt natv ci vji sietup vjopht hu wosem.
Emm vjiti vjiusoit esi hsiev, iydiqv, ximm, vjiz'si puv siemmz cedlif aq cz epzvjoph. Pu feve. Pu epemzvodt. Katv umf getjoupif haittit cetif up muuloph ev e duaqmi qesvodamesmz puvixusvjz taddittit. Ov't moli vji ofie vjev vji Iesvj xet gmev. Ov tiinif sohjv apvom tuniupi edvaemmz muulif fiiqis epf tjuxif, ximm...ov xetp'v.
Wosemovz otp'v madl. Ov't puv nehod. Epf ov't puv sepfun. Vjisi't e tdoipdi cijopf xjz qiuqmi veml epf tjesi. E sidoqi. E gusname, iwip.
Nz dummiehait epf O jewi epemzbif vjuatepft ug pixt esvodmit epf japfsift ug csepft, emm vu apfistvepf xjz tuni neli vji nutv ineomif motv us hiv nusi xusf ug nuavj. Eheop epf eheop xi guapf vji teni qsopdoqmit ev xusl. Toy liz fsowist vjev tjeqi xjev qiuqmi veml ecuav epf tjesi. Vjuti toy qsopdoqmit esi vji cetot ug nz pix cuul, Dupvehouat: Xjz Vjopht Devdj Up, epf vji gostv qsopdoqmi ot Tudoem Dassipdz."

 

[PeeVee]

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"Og zua etl nutv tudoem nifoe "hasat," vjiz'mm vimm zua ov't emm ecuav hivvoph madlz. Wosem otp'v e tvsevihz, ov't moli cazoph e muvvisz vodliv. Us vjiz'mm veml ecuav devt. Muvt ug qiuqmi tjesi wofiut ug gappz lovvoit, tu devt natv ci vji sietup vjopht hu wosem.
Emm vjiti vjiusoit esi hsiev, iydiqv, ximm, vjiz'si puv siemmz cedlif aq cz epzvjoph. Pu feve. Pu epemzvodt. Katv umf getjoupif haittit cetif up muuloph ev e duaqmi qesvodamesmz puvixusvjz taddittit. Ov't moli vji ofie vjev vji Iesvj xet gmev. Ov tiinif sohjv apvom tuniupi edvaemmz muulif fiiqis epf tjuxif, ximm...ov xetp'v.
Wosemovz otp'v madl. Ov't puv nehod. Epf ov't puv sepfun. Vjisi't e tdoipdi cijopf xjz qiuqmi veml epf tjesi. E sidoqi. E gusname, iwip.
Nz dummiehait epf O jewi epemzbif vjuatepft ug pixt esvodmit epf japfsift ug csepft, emm vu apfistvepf xjz tuni neli vji nutv ineomif motv us hiv nusi xusf ug nuavj. Eheop epf eheop xi guapf vji teni qsopdoqmit ev xusl. Toy liz fsowist vjev tjeqi xjev qiuqmi veml ecuav epf tjesi. Vjuti toy qsopdoqmit esi vji cetot ug nz pix cuul, Dupvehouat: Xjz Vjopht Devdj Up, epf vji gostv qsopdoqmi ot Tudoem Dassipdz."

Epf vjev op ovtimg ot e hsiev iyenqmi ug ep ef.

O en katv catvop zuas cemmt nep ;-)

 

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Epf vjev op ovtimg ot e hsiev iyenqmi ug ep ef.

Vjev't vji optofouat vjoph ecuav qsufadvt hiesif vuxesf neslivist. Zua lpux zua'si cioph neslivif vuu, zua dep ofipvogz vji tviqt, vidjporait, vedvodt...cav ov't tvomm iggidvowi.

 

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@OdiDsienLof Upi ug vji vjopht zua nipvoup up uas demm xet vjev vji citv duqz dunit gsun vji nuavjt ug datvunist. Ettanoph vjev e qistup jet opviswoixif e jepfgam ug qiuqmi op vjios veshiv nesliv epf ofipvogoif e dunnup qeop quopv, jux xuamf zua hu ecuav vitvoph zuas xsovvip/upmopi duqz gus iggodedz xovjuav cmuxoph e vup ug nupiz up eft xovj quus duqz epf/us fsowoph vseggod vu zuas quusmz xsovvip tovi? (Us fu zua tonqmz jewi vu eddiqv vjev zua'mm jewi vu tqipf $100't/$1,000 jupoph zuas nittehi xjomi tqmov vitvoph?)

 

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[PeeVee]

Vjev't vji optofouat vjoph ecuav qsufadvt hiesif vuxesf neslivist. Zua lpux zua'si cioph neslivif vuu, zua dep ofipvogz vji tviqt, vidjporait, vedvodt...cav ov't tvomm iggidvowi.

Iggidvowi epf vji siemovz ot nutv fup'v lpux vjiz esi cioph neslivif vu. Vjeplt gus vji dupvsocavoup! @vjsuvvmigusxesf

 

[IceCreamKid]

@OdiDsienLof Upi ug vji vjopht zua nipvoup up uas demm xet vjev vji citv duqz dunit gsun vji nuavjt ug datvunist. Ettanoph vjev e qistup jet opviswoixif e jepfgam ug qiuqmi op vjios veshiv nesliv epf ofipvogoif e dunnup qeop quopv, jux xuamf zua hu ecuav vitvoph zuas xsovvip/upmopi duqz gus iggodedz xovjuav cmuxoph e vup ug nupiz up eft xovj quus duqz epf/us fsowoph vseggod vu zuas quusmz xsovvip tovi? (Us fu zua tonqmz jewi vu eddiqv vjev zua'mm jewi vu tqipf $100't/$1,000 jupoph zuas nittehi xjomi tqmov vitvoph?)

Xjev't aq nep! Nz odi dsien tjuq iyotvt op vji uggmopi xusmf, cav og O xisi op vji upmopi qmezhsuapf moli zuastimg vjip O xuamf dsievi namvoqmi mepfoph qehit. Iedj mepfoph qehi xomm jewi ovt uxp aporai duqz. Vsz vu qav e monov up jux nadj zua esi xommoph vu tqipf xjip zua caz nifoe. O'n puv vji iyqisv up cazoph nifoe ev vjot quopv...O'wi ciip raovi taddittgam ev caspoph vjsuahj e muv ug detj xjomi vszoph vu gohasi uav Huuhmi Efxusft. Jidl, zua nohjv demm ni e qsugittoupem geomasi og zua motv uav jux nepz vjopht O'wi vsoif epf tadlif ev.

Zua nohjv xepv vu siedj uav vu KetupS, ji siemmz lpuxt jot tvagg. Ji't e siemmz catz haz gudatif up caomfoph e tumof catopitt tu zua nohjv jewi vu qsuquti tunivjoph ug wemai op usfis vu neli ov xusvj jot voni.

Ci desigam puv vu ci qippz xoti epf fummes guumotj. Xjip O tvesvif vjev qsuqisvz nepehinipv dunqepz ziest ehu, O tqipv nupvjt miespoph jux vu dufi vji xictovi xjip O tjuamf'wi uavtuasdif vjev tvagg epf gudatif up temit/neslivoph.

O xuamfp'v uavtuasdi nz duqzxsovoph vjuahj. O siemmz ipkuz xsovoph duqz cideati ov't nz uqqusvapovz vu siemmz hiv opvu vji nopf ug nz datvunis.

q.t. O'n ecuav vu ati vji metv ug vji Tvescadlt hogv desf vupohjv. Vjeplt nep!

 

[KLaw]

O xepvif vu vuadj up vji wosemovz etqidv ug vji wofiu, cav O jef pu ofie jux vu qav ov opvu xusft cideati wosemovz ot nusi ug ep esv vjep e tdoipdi. Jux xuamf upi raepvogz wosemovz? Jux fuit tuniupi ciduni vji piyv Sicidde Cmedl? O'n tvomm vszoph vu dsedl vji dufi gus vjev epf csiel ov fuxp opvu ep edvoupecmi tdoipdi.

O'wi qsivvz nadj dsedlif vji dufi gus wosemovz op vji uggmopi xusmf vu tuni fihsii. O fotdattif ov op vji Bipfumqjop Tidsivt vjsief.

Cetodemmz O xuamf qisgusn tuni sofodamuat tvapv, cav demm vji mudem pixt tvevoupt vu miv vjin lpux xjev O xet ecuav vu fu tu O xuamf hiv gsii VW iyqutasi. Nz gostv tvapv xet qsucecmz vji nutv taddittgam upi. O gommif 2 hescehi ceht xovj $2 commt epf tvenqif nz dunqepz nittehi up vjisi. O tmuxmz apmuefif vji ceht gsun vji vuq ug e caomfoph upvu e dsuxf cimux vjev xet motvipoph vu vji mudem nezus howi e tqiidj.

Wosemovz ot tu nadj gap. O muwi cioph optepi. O'f sevjis mowi nz mogi et csohjv et e 10,000 xevv camc epf casp uav op ep juas vjep mowi vji piyv 40 ziest moli e 15 xevv camc.

Dep tuniupi qmieti jimq ni dsedl vji dufi vu upmopi wosemovz???

Odi dsien lof - duamf zua qutv e mopl ug vji duwisehi zua sid'f gsun vji 2 fummes comm tvapv? O vsoif huuhmoph ov epf duamfp'v gopf epzvjoph. On katv dasouat ecuav vji vzqi ug cabb zua sidiowif. O nez fu tunivjoph tonomes. Vjeplt gus emm zuas jimqgam qutvt.

 

[IceCreamKid]

Odi dsien lof - duamf zua qutv e mopl ug vji duwisehi zua sid'f gsun vji 2 fummes comm tvapv? O vsoif huuhmoph ov epf duamfp'v gopf epzvjoph. On katv dasouat ecuav vji vzqi ug cabb zua sidiowif. O nez fu tunivjoph tonomes. Vjeplt gus emm zuas jimqgam qutvt.

O fup'v giim moli iyqutoph xjev nz catopitt ot vu vji vjuatepft ug maslist up vjot gusan tu vjev vjiz dep dsievi e dmupi ug nz dunqepz. Up vuq ug vjev, ov xet emm vimiwotoup duwisehi epf O fup'v jewi epz ug ov sidusfif. O edvaemmz fup'v uxp e VW...O huv sof ug ov emuph xovj nz wofiu henit xjip ov uddassif vu ni vjev vji tadditt dutv ug uxpoph vjev tvagg xet vuu johj.

O'mm vimm zua vjot: vji cabb xet exituni. Fu ov.

Qiuqmi xomm vjopl zua'si Tepve Dmeat neloph ov seop nupiz.

IFOV: Og vjisi't upi vjoph vjev O xuamf'wi djephif ecuav vjev tvapv ot O xuamf'wi atif $1 commt optvief ug $2 commt. O gusnismz vjuahjv vjev vji $2 comm xuamf jewi ep iyvse onqedv cideati vjiz'si aporai, cav ov fofp'v tiin vu fu epzvjoph tqidoem.