At the risk of over-doing this, I've found yet another text generator. This time, it's a new age-y rubbish generator:
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/
So far the results have been pretty damn funny. Post your best new age BS!
(also, here's an interesting blog post from the same site about the author's views of new age stuff in general...pretty well written and very entertaining.)
We vibrate, we heal, we are reborn.
Life-force is the driver of health. By unveiling, we believe.
Without curiosity, one cannot vibrate.
Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the multiverse via morphic resonance. Our conversations with other pilgrims have led to an ennobling of hyper-dynamic consciousness. We are in the midst of a powerful ennobling of complexity that will let us access the multiverse itself.
Have you found your journey? It can be difficult to know where to begin. Seeker, look within and unify yourself.
How should you navigate this sentient biosphere? Although you may not realize it, you are transformative. If you have never experienced this unifying at the quantum level, it can be difficult to vibrate.
To roam the vision quest is to become one with it.
This life is nothing short of a condensing vector of primordial energy. Empathy is the truth of curiosity, and of us. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is potential.
Through affirmations, our lives are baptized in potentiality. You will soon be re-energized by a power deep within yourself — a power that is sacred, divine. Kabala may be the solution to what’s holding you back from a magnificent canopy of wellbeing.
http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/
So far the results have been pretty damn funny. Post your best new age BS!
(also, here's an interesting blog post from the same site about the author's views of new age stuff in general...pretty well written and very entertaining.)
We vibrate, we heal, we are reborn.
Life-force is the driver of health. By unveiling, we believe.
Without curiosity, one cannot vibrate.
Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the multiverse via morphic resonance. Our conversations with other pilgrims have led to an ennobling of hyper-dynamic consciousness. We are in the midst of a powerful ennobling of complexity that will let us access the multiverse itself.
Have you found your journey? It can be difficult to know where to begin. Seeker, look within and unify yourself.
How should you navigate this sentient biosphere? Although you may not realize it, you are transformative. If you have never experienced this unifying at the quantum level, it can be difficult to vibrate.
To roam the vision quest is to become one with it.
This life is nothing short of a condensing vector of primordial energy. Empathy is the truth of curiosity, and of us. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is potential.
Through affirmations, our lives are baptized in potentiality. You will soon be re-energized by a power deep within yourself — a power that is sacred, divine. Kabala may be the solution to what’s holding you back from a magnificent canopy of wellbeing.
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