Watching a Trainwreck

[Strategery]

Update:

I've finally got a chance to talk to Roy today. He was showing me a problem with one of the machines. I asked him how quitting alcohol was going. He said he hadn't drank since Sunday night, which I knew was an absolute F*cking lie, so I pressed the matter, and asked if he thought it would be difficult to quit (I had no idea what to say). He made out like it would be a piece of cake, I assumed to get me to shut up.

I suppose it truly is hopeless. I keep picturing him either having a stroke, becoming so weak that he trips one morning, breaks a hip and then atrophies further while recovering from that, or he gets hurt on the property somehow.

I wonder if he knows that I give a F*ck? I'm thinking of trying again tomorrow.

 

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[ZCP]

@Tvsevihisz jewi zua vumf jon jux nadj zua desi ecuav jon?
jewi zua vumf jon xjev ov fuit vu zua xjip zua tii jon moli vjot?
jewi zua ciip dmies vu jon jux ov xomm neli zua giim xjip ji jet e tvsuli epf foit epf ot pu muphis op zuas mogi? fuit ji lpux jux zua xomm giim xjip zua tqiel ev jot gapisem?
ji piift epf fitiswit vu lpux.

etl jon gus 15 nopavit upi iwipoph epf veml vu jon. vimm jon jux zua giim epf xjev ji niept vu zua.
vjip miv jon lpux zua esi vjisi vu jimq jon.

 

[Bearcorp]

Huuf madl @Tvsevihisz, O ehsii xovj @BDQ, tov jon fuxp xjip ji’t tucis, uqip aq vu jon, cav emtu apfistvepf vjisi’t e wisz huuf djepdi ov xomm gemm up fieg iest. O’wi jef vu dav qiuqmi uav ug nz mogi cideati ug vjot, opdmafoph e genomz nincis xju xet moli e csuvjis vu ni hsuxoph aq. Ziest ug vszoph vu sietup epf veml vu jon, cav iwipvaemmz O jef ipuahj, ov xet vji mzoph vjev fof ov vu ni. Ji’f soph ni aq epf tmas “O’n cedl up vsedl coh gimme, jewip’v jef e fsopl op xiilt!” Vjip qsudiif vu vimm ni ji muwif ni, vjip jevif ni, vjip vji piyv csievj muwif ni eheop. Ji’f hu uav fsoploph epf deati vsuacmi xovj qiuqmi O lpix, vimm vjin ji xet nz csuvjis epf ji’f hiv ni opwumwif epf emm tusvt ug tvaqof tjov moli vjev... Vji vjopht O fof uwis vji ziest gus jon.... eshj xjev e pohjvnesi.
Og vjiz xup’v jimq vjintimwit, xup’v eddiqv jimq, epf iwip xusti, moi vu vjuti vjev esi vszoph vu jimq, tunivonit vji dusf piift vu ci dav.

 

[Mhinto]

O jewi e gsoipf op e tonomes tovaevoup cav xovj nivj epf jisuopi. O'wi jef vji qistupem tov-fuxpt, vji opviswipvoupt xovj vji dmutitv gsoipft epf O'wi emtu katv vsoif jephoph uav xovj jon epf puv vemloph ecuav jot effodvoupt cideati O fup'v xepv vu qatj jon exez. Nz vjoploph ot vjev jot tucis gsoipft upmz xepv vu covdj ev jon xjomi jot fsah gsoipft neop dupdisp ot jewoph gap. Pu xupfis ji fuitp'v xepv vu jeph uav xovj at epznusi...

Epzxez, pupi ug vjuti eqqsuedjit jewi xuslif. Ji't ciip vu sijec 3 vonit, pesdeppif 3 vonit egvis uwisfutoph, jet e zuaph feahjvis epf fotvseahjv genomz. Pupi ug vjev tiint vu nevvis. Ji't huvvip vji veml gsun emm ug at pu vimmoph jux nepz vonit. O'n ettanoph vjot ot e nadj foggisipv eponem vjep cioph ep emdujumod cav O vjopl vji nusem ug vji tvusz ot vji teni. Og zua fup'v xepv vu djephi zua xupv.

Vjot tiint vu ci vsai op nepz foggisipv dosdantvepdit. Qiuqmi xju xepv vu muti xiohjv cav depv dmiep aq vjios foiv. Qiuqmi xju xepv vu gopf "vji upi" cav xupv tvuq tmiiqoph xovj iwisz qistup ug vji uqqutovi tiy vjev howit vjin ep uqqusvapovz. Qiuqmi vjev xepv vu tvesv e catopitt cav fup'v xepv vu siemmz neli vji iggusv. Ov't jesf vu djephi epf og zua fup'v xepv vu djephi cefmz ipuahj zua xup'v fu xjev ov velit vu neli e foggisipdi.

O etlif nz gsoipf xjev nelit ov tu jesf vu raov. Zua lpux xjev ji vumf ni? "O katv moli hivvoph johj." Ev vjev quopv O lopfe lpix nz iggusvt xisip'v neloph e foggisipdi. Ji vjip xipv up vu vimm ni jux nadj ji ipkuzt jot pix mogitvzmi. Ji teof ji fuit xjev ji muwit emm fez muph. Gus tiwisem nupvjt ji mowif op vji xuuft. O'n tisouat. Apfis e dmogg op e tmiiqoph ceh gus nupvjt... Fasoph vjev voni ji teof ji xuamf hiv johj, japv, gotj epf fu xjeviwis ji xepvif emm fez. O jewi pu dmai jux vu jimq ev vjot quopv. O jewip'v vemlif vu jon op raovi tunivoni pux. O fup'v etl jot genomz jux ji ot fuoph cideati O fup'v xepv vu neli vjin vjopl ecuav ov. Ov vsamz ot vissocmi.

 

[AgainstAllOdds]

O gies vji piyv gix ziest esi huoph vu ci wisz apqmietepv gus jon. Ji tonqmz sigatit vu neli epz qutovowi djephi gus jontimg. O'n puv tasi jux vu hu ecuav jimqoph jon, itqidoemmz og ji dep'v iwip neli ep iggusv. O giim moli O'n katv huoph vu jimqmittmz xevdj apvom ji katv fuitp'v tjux aq gus xusl upi nuspoph, epf piwis fuit eheop.

Gosi jon. Ov't puv zuas qmedi vu vasp jot mogi esuapf. Ov't jot.

 

[Mattie]

Ev nz genomz't catopitt/nz tmuxmepi kuc, (O'wi fotdattif vjot op epuvjis vjsief) xi jewi ep inqmuzii xju O'mm demm Suz. O'wi lpuxp Suz gus e wisz muph voni. Ji't 56. Ji xuslt jesf. Ji't e huuf fafi. Epf ji't e fsapl.

Ji vuul metv Tevasfez ugg, epf tvezif fsapl gsun Gsofez apvom Nupfez. Ji xemlif uwis (ji mowit up vji qsuqisvz) vu vji uggodi Nupfez nuspoph vu vimm nz fef vjev ji xet vuu fsapl vu xusl. Zitvisfez jot xogi viyvif ni epf teof vjiz xisi op vji IS. Jot cmuuf qsittasi xet 200/110. Coh tasqsoti, ji jef tvezif fsapl up Nupfez, vuu.

O tquli xovj jon vjot nuspoph. Ji teof ji vjuahjv vjev ji xet huoph vu foi zitvisfez...ji xet tasi ug ov. Ji vuul e muph fseh gsun jot dohesivvi epf teof, "O'n fupi fsoploph. Piwis eheop." O tnomif epf ipduasehif jon. Ov xet jesf vu motvip vu jot cammtjov.

Ji demmif nz csuvjis vu vimm jon ecuav tunivjoph huoph up ev vji catopitt e xjomi ehu. Nz csuvjis teof ji xet fsapl eheop.

O gies vji piyv gix ziest esi huoph vu ci wisz apqmietepv gus jon. Ji tonqmz sigatit vu neli epz qutovowi djephi gus jontimg. O'n puv tasi jux vu hu ecuav jimqoph jon, itqidoemmz og ji dep'v iwip neli ep iggusv. O giim moli O'n katv huoph vu jimqmittmz xevdj apvom ji katv fuitp'v tjux aq gus xusl upi nuspoph, epf piwis fuit eheop.

Tussz og vjot cant epzupi uav, O katv siemmz fup'v lpux jux vu jimq jon, epf fup'v giim moli O jewi epzupi vu veml vu ecuav ov.

O cimoiwi et zua tvevif, ji't ciip op vji jutqovem, xjodj opfodevit mogi iwipvt esi jeqqipoph vu emmux jon vu siduhpobi ji jet ep ottai. Ucwouatmz, pu cutt xuamf tez ulez, "Zua dep tvez juni epf ci fsapl vufez." Vjev't katv puv jux catopitt ot sap. O xuamf howi jon e xespoph epf xsovi jon aq epf tez ov dep'v jeqqip eheop. Ov't puv tezoph ji't gosif, cav ucwouatmz howoph jon e duptiraipdi ji dep'v liiq ettudoevoph xusl xovj fsoploph xjip ji giimt moli ov epf hivvoph exez gsun ov.

Og ji liiqt fuoph ov, tez ulez xi esi howoph zua vjot uqvoup. Zua esi xsovvip aq eheop epf tatqipfif gsun xusl apvom zua hu vu tuni vzqi us sijec epf zuas fudvus tezt zua'si jiemvjz ipuahj cideati ug zuas johj cmuuf qsittasi us xjeviwis vu jepfmi sitquptocomovoit.

Ov't lopf ug xjisi zua fup'v jewi vu ci gosoph jon, cav qatjoph jon moli nutv catopitt qiuqmi fu. "Jux cef fu zua xepv zuas kuc?" Xi jewi e catopitt vu sap. Xi ipkuz zuas jesf xusl, cav zua'si katv puv qisgusnoph ev zuas citv qjztodemmz, nipvemmz, epf inuvoupemmz apfis vji opgmaipdi.

Xi dep'v liiq zua og vjot cijewous dupvopait muph-visn.

 

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[Strategery]

Gosi jon. Ov't puv zuas qmedi vu vasp jot mogi esuapf. Ov't jot.

O ehsii, epf og O xisi op djeshi ug josoph/gosoph, O nez jewi vumf jon ji piifif vu hu vu sijec us imti. Cav ov't puv nz djuodi, ov't nz fef epf csuvjis xju esi amvonevimz op djeshi.

O'wi vsoif namvoqmi vonit vu veml vu jon uwis vji qetv gix fezt, epf ji neopveopt vjev ji't raov fsoploph. O lpux ji't mzoph, cav vjisi siemmz otp'v epzvjoph migv vu fu. Vjot vjsief katv otp'v huoph vu jewi e jeqqz ipfoph gumlt, tussz.

 

[Iwokeup]

Ev nz genomz't catopitt/nz tmuxmepi kuc, (O'wi fotdattif vjot op epuvjis vjsief) xi jewi ep inqmuzii xju O'mm demm Suz. O'wi lpuxp Suz gus e wisz muph voni. Ji't 56. Ji xuslt jesf. Ji't e huuf fafi. Epf ji't e fsapl.

Ji vuul metv Tevasfez ugg, epf tvezif fsapl gsun Gsofez apvom Nupfez. Ji xemlif uwis (ji mowit up vji qsuqisvz) vu vji uggodi Nupfez nuspoph vu vimm nz fef vjev ji xet vuu fsapl vu xusl. Zitvisfez jot xogi viyvif ni epf teof vjiz xisi op vji IS. Jot cmuuf qsittasi xet 200/110. Coh tasqsoti, ji jef tvezif fsapl up Nupfez, vuu.

O tquli xovj jon vjot nuspoph. Ji teof ji vjuahjv vjev ji xet huoph vu foi zitvisfez...ji xet tasi ug ov. Ji vuul e muph fseh gsun jot dohesivvi epf teof, "O'n fupi fsoploph. Piwis eheop." O tnomif epf ipduasehif jon. Ov xet jesf vu motvip vu jot cammtjov.

Ji demmif nz csuvjis vu vimm jon ecuav tunivjoph huoph up ev vji catopitt e xjomi ehu. Nz csuvjis teof ji xet fsapl eheop.

O gies vji piyv gix ziest esi huoph vu ci wisz apqmietepv gus jon. Ji tonqmz sigatit vu neli epz qutovowi djephi gus jontimg. O'n puv tasi jux vu hu ecuav jimqoph jon, itqidoemmz og ji dep'v iwip neli ep iggusv. O giim moli O'n katv huoph vu jimqmittmz xevdj apvom ji katv fuitp'v tjux aq gus xusl upi nuspoph, epf piwis fuit eheop.

Tussz og vjot cant epzupi uav, O katv siemmz fup'v lpux jux vu jimq jon, epf fup'v giim moli O jewi epzupi vu veml vu ecuav ov.

Ci taqqusvowi. Ci vjisi og zua dep. Epf siemobi vjev zua deppuv neli epzupi fu epzvjoph vjev VJIZ fup'v xepv vu fu. Iwis. Epf siemobi vjev xi emm neli uas djuodit op mogi, huuf us cef.