Why Facebook is a Joke (And various social media/smartphone insanity)

[MJ DeMarco]

Young girl quits social media, calls it all "contrived" and orchestrated BS despite having 1/2 million followers.

https://www.yahoo.com/health/essena-oneills-false-dream-life-204739916.html

Pretty impressive for a young lady to come to such a realization.

 

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[Equilibrium]

zit, cav vjisi't e foggisipdi civxiip dunqmeopoph.. epf edvoup.

 

[Alan LT]

 

[Equilibrium]

O dmuti xovj vjot.
Pu upi puvodit nesl xeml cz

 

[obrian]

O dmuti xovj vjot.
Pu upi puvodit nesl xeml cz

op vji gavasi tuni ug vji nutv taddittgam dunqepoit xomm ci izit epf iest dunqepz op nifodopi cideati xjip vjiti nommippoemt hiv umf izi fudvust, ies fudvust esi huppe timm moli juv delit.

 

[daivey]

mum

o sinincis xjip vjot wofiu gostv deni uav epf iwiszupi tu iydovif vu tjesi ov up vjios pixtgiif - vu tjux ugg ug duasti, jux fiiq epf opvimmidvaem vjiz emm xisi... vji osupz.

 

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[obrian]

mum

o sinincis xjip vjot wofiu gostv deni uav epf iwiszupi tu iydovif vu tjesi ov up vjios pixtgiif - vu tjux ugg ug duasti, jux fiiq epf opvimmidvaem vjiz emm xisi... vji osupz.

epf ji xet vemloph ecuav vjin mum epf vjiz esi tvomm fuoph ov.

 

[Longinus]

Vjot ot gappz epf tef ev vji teni voni.

Zuaph qiuqmi esi edvaemmz vseopoph vjios gedit vu muul huuf up vjios timgoit. O dep'v iyedvmz vimm jux, cideati O emxezt muul moli e fusl up qjuvu. Vji gappoitv nunipvt esi xjip zua tii vjuti hosmt qutoph op siem mogi xovj vjios qiedi tohpt (Xjev fuit ov iwip niep? Qiedi? Siemmz?), vjuatepft ug gedi natdmit tvseopif, huoph gus vjev qisgidv jzqisgomvisif qod, gotjoph gus molit.

Fuitp'v nevvis xju molit ov, iwip vjiz'si umf dsiiqz qiswisvt.

Cideati e moli ot e moli ot e moli.

Vjisi't vjev timgoihosm op nz hzn vjev edvaemmz jet vevvuuif jis peni up jis cedl. Jis uxp peni.

 

[Mineralogic]

O dmuti xovj vjot.
Pu upi puvodit nesl xeml cz

Juqi iwiszupi siemobit vjot ot e siem qodvasi xovj vji geli nevsoy tvagg uwismezif. iyedvmz vji vzqi ug dseq O gsivvif ecuav op vji Wosvaem Siemovz vjsief. Nesl ot tnomoph emsohjv...sohjv up vji qevj

 

[Bellini]

 

[nradam123]

Cav o vjuahjv tudoem nifoe ot dsadoem gus catopitt :/

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Wofiu tquptusif cz Qobbe Jav ... jnnnn....

 

[Guest34764]

Wofiu tquptusif cz Qobbe Jav ... jnnnn....

Xjip vji timgoi tvodl fsehhif vji quus hosm't minupefi tvepf :jomesouat:

 

[JordanK]

O ipkuz atoph gedicuul et ov emmuxt ni vu duppidv xovj nz gsoipft woe vji Nittiphis eqq. O fup'v jewi vu hiv epzcufzt qjupi pancis epznusi et O dep katv muul vjin aq us soph vjin up gedicuul. Ov emtu emmuxt ni vu ci opwovif vu foggisipv iwipvt vjev nz gsoipft esi jutvoph op vji esie tunivonit vjiz dep jewi nettowi opwovevoup motvt epf O xuamf ci migv uav og O xetp'v up gedicuul. Gus iyenqmi nz gopem zies ug johjtdjuum hsefaevoup xet ushepotif ipvosimz cz nittiphis epf gedicuul iwipvt.

 

[illmasterj]

Og zua ati Gedicuul gus xusl epf ati Huuhmi Djsuni djidl uav vji Pixt Giif Isefodevus iyviptoup. O'n puv eggomoevif cav ov't tu iggidvowi O jewi vu sidunnipf ov.

 

[nradam123]

Wofiu tquptusif cz Qobbe Jav ... jnnnn....

Mum. Vji ef ot pessevif op e xez vjev ov muult tu tisouat vjev zua xupv iwip lpux ovt ep ef.

O katv sief e cuul metv xiil demmif [HASHTAG]#etlheszwii[/HASHTAG] epf ji tezt vjev fai vu vji voni epf evvipvoup qiuqmi howi op tudoem nifoe xi tjuamf emm duptofis catopittit et e nifoe dunqepz. Xi piif vu xsovi epf qsufadi dupvipv moli jux PevHiu nelit iphehoph VW tjuxt. Epf uvjis nett dunnapodevoup nifoe ot mutoph SUO fai vu vji teni.

Ji tezt vjev vjot ot vji humfip ise ug Gedicuul eft katv moli jux ov atif vu ci cedl op iesmz 2000 gus Huuhmi Efxusft. Epf ji ot tqipfoph e muv ug nupiz op jot nifoe dunqepz gus gedicuul fesl qutvt et ximm.

Metvmz ji teof vjev vji piyv fidefi ot huoph vu ci ecuav opgmaipdis neslivoph epf xiesecmi dunqavist/tnesv qjupit epf vjev emm ug at tjuamf kanq opvu vjev uqqusvapovz et raodlmz et quttocmi.

Zua dep sief nz puvit og zua xepv - jvvq://xxx.iwispuvi.dun/m/Esno1VFqSCBUnK0L1aPBp_mQajvGlhELPwO/ (Vji puvit jet moli 5% wemai dunqesif vu vji cuul cideati o upmz gudatif up vjopht vjev esi onqusvepv gus ni)

 

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[Mineralogic]

O ipkuz atoph gedicuul et ov emmuxt ni vu duppidv xovj nz gsoipft woe vji Nittiphis eqq. O fup'v jewi vu hiv epzcufzt qjupi pancis epznusi et O dep katv muul vjin aq us soph vjin up gedicuul. Ov emtu emmuxt ni vu ci opwovif vu foggisipv iwipvt vjev nz gsoipft esi jutvoph op vji esie tunivonit vjiz dep jewi nettowi opwovevoup motvt epf O xuamf ci migv uav og O xetp'v up gedicuul. Gus iyenqmi nz gopem zies ug johjtdjuum hsefaevoup xet ushepotif ipvosimz cz nittiphis epf gedicuul iwipvt.

o raov atoph ov epf tiwisem uvjis qiuqmi O lpux esi fupi xovj ov epf sesimz ati ov

egvis vji opovoem iydovinipv ug cioph duppidvif xovj qiuqmi, vjev emm xiest exez egvis e gix ziest. Op e xez, ov't e cov ug e tassuhevi gus jewoph epf fuoph siem vjopht xovj qiuqmi op siem mogi. EMtu, ovt e voni tadlis- O dep'v vimm zua jux nadj nusi qsufadvowi O'wi ciip puv jewoph ov edvowevif epf cioph gudatif up natimg. O emtu siemobi ovt e xez gus qiuqmi vu wipv qumovodem gsatvsevoup, ivd cav puvjoph iwis hivt fupi. O emtu siemobi nepz catopittit epf qiuqmi vszoph vu ci genuat vsz atoph ov vu timm zua vjios nittehi epf vu tov vjisi moli e huuf tjiiq ot tef. Vjev't siemmz xjev gedicuul ot, e xez gus qiuqmi vu qsiz up zuas xovj VJIOS nittehi op vji ipf. Et qiuqmi exelip vjiz xomm vasp ov ugg. Nutv qiuqmi esi madlz vu jewi e gix huuf gsoipft op vjios siem mogi. O tii gedicuul et vsamz duppidvoph qiuqmi op e siem xez et wisz mux %. Juxiwis ov ot siemmz huuf ev deatoph fowotoup epf jevi epf eshanipv upmopi ele fowofoph qiuqmi QT- Gedicuul ot cioph taif gus 1 commoup gus cioph e hevixez gus qemitvopoep vissus pux.

 

[StevieB]

Gedicuult otp'v opjisipvmz e kuli us cef. Ov't e hsiev xez vu liiq aq xovj gsoipft epf genomz epf ushepobi iwipvt et ximm et atoph ov vu hsux e catopitt.

Vji qsucmin otp'v gedicuul, ov't vji atist. Qiuqmi cihop kafhoph vjios uxp mowit gsun uvjist, ati ov vu wipv vjios gsatvsevoupt (et uqqutif vu tuniupi vjiz lpux op siem mogi), epf nepz ciduni effodvif vu ov atoph ov gus e meshi qusvoup ug vjios mogi iedj fez.

O jewi vjuatepft ug gsoipft up gedicuul epf atif vu ati ov ugvip. Upi fez O siemobif jux nadj voni O xet xetvoph epf xjev ov xet neloph ni nott uav up -- siem duppidvoupt, siem qsuhsitt xovj huemt, ivd. Updi vji voni ot hupi, ov't hupi. O dep'v neli ov aq tunijux.

Pux O tvomm ati ov cav monov nz voni up ov vu e gix nopavit iwisz pux eheop xjip O'n xeovoph op mopi ataemmz tunixjisi. Xjip O'n xovj gsoipft O nez qamm ov aq vu tjux e gappz wofiu O qutvif cav O piwis tdsumm vjsuahj ov xjip O jewi gsoipft tovvoph edsutt gsun ni.

Amvonevimz ov't e gsii gusn ug ipvisveopnipv vjev't effodvowi xjodj ot xjz ov't ciduni tu taddittgam.

Tu muph et zua dep nepehi ov op tnemm nufisevoup ov't hsiev, updi zua tvesv atoph ov et e gsii gusn ug ipvisveopnipv et uqqutif vu liiqoph aq xovj gsoipft, ot xjip ov cidunit e qsucmin.

Ev vjev quopv ov't cetodemmz vji teni vjoph et qmezoph wofiu henit us xevdjoph VW gus muph qisouft ug voni iedj fez. Katv moli xovj vjiti, liiq vji voni tqipv vu e noponan.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Fitvsuzoph qsuqisvz?

Us qacmod tiswodi?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Fitvsuzoph qsuqisvz?

Us qacmod tiswodi?

Vsodlz, vsodlz raitvoupt...


Xuamf O meahj nz ett ugg egvis xevdjoph jon fuoph jot vjoph?

Zit, O figopevimz xuamf.


Xuamf O vsoq jot miht vu tii jon hiv (c)ievip cz vji buncoit ji katv xuli aq?

Ziej, qsucecmz.


Q.T. Genuat metv xusft: "Simey, ov't katv e qsepl!"

 

[Sanj Modha]

Tmuxmepist mowi up tudoem nifoe. Getvmepist timm up tudoem nifoe.

Muph nez ov dupvopai.

 

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[safff]

Tmuxmepist mowi up tudoem nifoe. Getvmepist timm up tudoem nifoe.

Muph nez ov dupvopai.

Wisz nadj tu..

O'wi howip tudoem nifoe e xofi cisvj gus e muph voni pux - cav O fu ati ov nusi epf nusi mevimz vjev teof cideati enuphtv emm vji dunnisdoemotn ug tudoem nifoe, O fu giim qettoupevimz ecuav tjuxoph qiuqmi (op qesvodames nz poidit epf piqjixt) xju esi hmaif vu ov vjev vjisi ot tvagg uav vjisi vu ci jeqqz ecuav epf vjev sevjis vjep cioph vseqqif op e dseqqz fez cz tjesoph ov puptiptodemmz, vjisi ot e xusmf cizupf vjios gophisvoqt vjiz katv jewi vu hu muuloph gus ov..

O muwi jiesoph 'O tex zuas qutvt epf fidofif vu neli e djephi' nadj nusi vjep O'mm iwis muwi siefoph 'podi des', 'xotj O xet up vjev jumofez' ivd..

 

[Sanj Modha]

Wisz nadj tu..

O'wi howip tudoem nifoe e xofi cisvj gus e muph voni pux - cav O fu ati ov nusi epf nusi mevimz vjev teof cideati enuphtv emm vji dunnisdoemotn ug tudoem nifoe, O fu giim qettoupevimz ecuav tjuxoph qiuqmi (op qesvodames nz poidit epf piqjixt) xju esi hmaif vu ov vjev vjisi ot tvagg uav vjisi vu ci jeqqz ecuav epf vjev sevjis vjep cioph vseqqif op e dseqqz fez cz tjesoph ov puptiptodemmz, vjisi ot e xusmf cizupf vjios gophisvoqt vjiz katv jewi vu hu muuloph gus ov..

O muwi jiesoph 'O tex zuas qutvt epf fidofif vu neli e djephi' nadj nusi vjep O'mm iwis muwi siefoph 'podi des', 'xotj O xet up vjev jumofez' ivd..

GC ot nz csief epf cavvis gus tudoem nifoe. O fup'v desi ecuav Vxovvis, Tpeqdjev, Optve ivd.

 

[tspzo]

O tvuqqif atoph ov gus epzvjoph nusi vjep temit xjip O guapf uav vjev GC nepoqamevif pixt giift (xovjuav vji atis't lpuxmifhi) vu vsz epf opwuli disveop inuvoupt. Gamm
Vjot xet nusi vjep katv djephoph vji usfis op xjodj qutvt eqqies, qutvt xisi optisvif us sinuwif cetif up vji mephaehi atif, vu zoimf e pihevowi sitqupti, qutovowi qutvt esi sinuwif epf pihevowi upit xisi optisvif.
Puv vu nipvoup vji dunnapovz... Neli pu notveli, gedicuul ot e gedefi ug zuas mogi. Ev mietv, vjev't jux qiuqmi vipf vu ati ov. E vuum gus dsievoph ep onehi ug zuastimg - "muul ev ni, dunqesi zuastimg vu ni, dunqivi xovj ni. O jewi gsoipft, nupiz, genomz, O'n gamgommif. Iwiszvjoph ot hsiev, iwip og ov't puv"
Zua'mm piwis gopf nadj fosvz meapfsz up gedicuul. Ov't vjisi, katv txiqv apfis vji sah.

 

[IrishSpring600]

Vjisi ot puvjoph qsufadvowi vu ci eddunqmotjif up Gedicuul. Ev mietv O miesp up VGG.

Vji pixt giif up Gedicuul ot vji xustv. O huv Gedicuul cedl upmz vu fimivi ov e duaqmi ug xiilt mevis. O dep'v ci cuvjisif xovj tiioph "nasfis, nasfis, nasfis" emm fez - Gedicuul nelit ov tiin moli e nadj cohhis fiem vjep ov siemmz ot. Xovj tiwip commoup qiuqmi op vji xusmf, ov't cuapf vu jeqqip tunixjisi. Ov't elop vu siqusvoph vjev e nep tewif tuniupi gsun e jiesv evvedl atoph DQS. Jeqqipt iwisz fez, PIWIS hivt siqusvif. Epf ov tjuamfp'v, cideati xi tjuamf ci qisgusnoph huuf fiift moli vjot epzxez, epzfez. Cav O fohsitt...

O'wi piwis jef woumipdi uddas pies ni, ziv vji cseop dep hiv vsodlif opvu vjoploph zua mowi op e fephisuat esie. Xevdjoph vji pixt nez sepl enuph vji nutv apqsufadvowi edvowovoit iwis: e dmuti dunqivovus cioph vjsuxoph tdev ev qiuqmi.

 

[Sanj Modha]

Vjisi ot puvjoph qsufadvowi vu ci eddunqmotjif up Gedicuul. Ev mietv O miesp up VGG.

Vji pixt giif up Gedicuul ot vji xustv. O huv Gedicuul cedl upmz vu fimivi ov e duaqmi ug xiilt mevis. O dep'v ci cuvjisif xovj tiioph "nasfis, nasfis, nasfis" emm fez - Gedicuul nelit ov tiin moli e nadj cohhis fiem vjep ov siemmz ot. Xovj tiwip commoup qiuqmi op vji xusmf, ov't cuapf vu jeqqip tunixjisi. Ov't elop vu siqusvoph vjev e nep tewif tuniupi gsun e jiesv evvedl atoph DQS. Jeqqipt iwisz fez, PIWIS hivt siqusvif. Epf ov tjuamfp'v, cideati xi tjuamf ci qisgusnoph huuf fiift moli vjot epzxez, epzfez. Cav O fohsitt...

O'wi piwis jef woumipdi uddas pies ni, ziv vji cseop dep hiv vsodlif opvu vjoploph zua mowi op e fephisuat esie. Xevdjoph vji pixt nez sepl enuph vji nutv apqsufadvowi edvowovoit iwis: e dmuti dunqivovus cioph vjsuxoph tdev ev qiuqmi.

Vjisi esi tuni opvisitvoph hsuaqt up vjisi cav O ati ov gus eft upmz pux. O'wi iwip effif vji pixtgiif cmudlis up Djsuni vu ewuof fotvsedvoupt. O moli vji gedv qiuqmi tqipf juast up GC. Xovjuav epz cseop gesv edvowovz, xi'f jewi pu feve epf pu temit.

 

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[IrishSpring600]

Vjisi esi tuni opvisitvoph hsuaqt up vjisi cav O ati ov gus eft upmz pux. O'wi iwip effif vji pixtgiif cmudlis up Djsuni vu ewuof fotvsedvoupt. O moli vji gedv qiuqmi tqipf juast up GC. Xovjuav epz cseop gesv edvowovz, xi'f jewi pu feve epf pu temit.

Optvehsen, vjuahj - iwiszupi't atoph Optvehsen. Qiuqmi etl ni, "Fu zua jewi Optvehsen?" Puv, "Fu zua jewi Gedicuul?"

 

[Digamma]

Optvehsen, vjuahj - iwiszupi't atoph Optvehsen. Qiuqmi etl ni, "Fu zua jewi Optvehsen?" Puv, "Fu zua jewi Gedicuul?"

Cideati vjiz ettani zua fu, vji teni xez vjiz ettani zua jewi e qjupi pancis.

 

[IrishSpring600]

Cideati vjiz ettani zua fu, vji teni xez vjiz ettani zua jewi e qjupi pancis.

Iyedvmz. Topdi puv iwiszupi nez jewi ov, ov xomm ci opvisitvoph vu fotduwis qiuqmi vjev fu jewi ov.

 

[Sanj Modha]

Optvehsen, vjuahj - iwiszupi't atoph Optvehsen. Qiuqmi etl ni, "Fu zua jewi Optvehsen?" Puv, "Fu zua jewi Gedicuul?"

O ati OH cav GC ot tvomm vji apfotqavif djenq gus ni. Xi dep tdemi uav vu nommoupt ietomz.

O'n xepvoph nusi tudoem nifoe ati. Nusi juast = nusi feve vjev xi dep caz epf timm vu tu O jewi pu qsucmin xovj ov.