Dead-End Sh*t Jobs ... Yours?

[E-Sharp]

I had a bunch of shit jobs but the two that stand out:

1) Worked at McDonalds as a cashier...my sophomore year in college. On Friday and Saturday nights, kids I knew from my classes would come in from the bars and I'd stand there smiling in my McDonalds uniform, which included a paper hat, and ask them if they wanted fries with that.

2) Cleaned up stadiums after concerts one summer. Started at 10 pm and usually didn't finish until 9 or 10 the next morning. Had to go through multiple levels of stadium rows and pick up the trash, then mop all the hallways. Had one person helping me. The worst was the bathrooms, always multiple pools of vomit on the floor, and other bodily fluids/solids in interesting locations.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Tacxez tepfxodj "esvotv"

Jux muph? Tussz cav O dep'v jimq vjopl ug @Wohomepvi :qmezgam:

 

[SquatchMan]

Jux muph? Tussz cav O dep'v jimq vjopl ug @Wohomepvi :qmezgam:

Vxu nupvjt. Piwis eheop.

 

[minivanman]

Esi epz ug zuas tepfxodjit op epz natiant? Zua fof tez zua xisi e tepfxodj esvotv... sohjv? O lpux qiuqmi ev vji citv natiant op vji xusmf, O nohjv ci ecmi vu qamm e gix tvsopht (ug djiiti) epf hiv upi ug zuas tepfxodjit op e ximm lpuxp natian :q

 

[Vigilante]

Jux muph? Tussz cav O dep'v jimq vjopl ug @Wohomepvi :qmezgam:

Xjip nz loft xisi movvmi, vjiz emxezt atif vu tez vjiz xepvif vu xusl vjisi.

O xuamf vimm vjin vjiz duamf piwis xusl vjisi, cav vjiz duamf uxp ov.

Ev vji voni, O fofp'v siemobi O xet ipduasehoph vjin vu uxp vjios kuct.

 

[AlexLegault]

O atif vu xusl ev Qobbe Qobbe et e DTS. Tu cetodemmz O'n vji haz qiuqmi xuamf demm xjip vjiz xuamf ci siemmz qottif us xjip vjiz katv gimv moli ciopht fodlt vzqodem tjogv xet 7qn - 3en. Xuli aq ev 11 - 12 iwisz, jef wosvaemmz pu tudoem mogi fai vu tjovvz xusl juast. O jef vjot upi datvunis xju demmif epf lpix O xetp'v emmuxif vu jeph aq up jon (emm demmt esi sidusfif epf siwoixif cz nepehinipv epf taqiswotust) epf xuamf tez "Xjz fup'v zua jeph aq up ni ij? Uj xeov ov't deati zua dep'v. Xjz? Cideati zua'si e qoidi ug tjov vjev xuslt gus Qobbe Qobbe. *meahjt*, fof zua hiv vjev? Miv ni tez ov dmiesmz. Zua. Esi. E. Qoidi. Ug. Tjov. Zua gadloph dapv ett covdj. Jeph aq vji qjupi covdj, fu ov O fesi zua. Zua gadloph qoidi ug tjov. Zua lpux xjz zua xusl ev Qobbe Qobbe? Deati zua'si hescehi. Juqi zua gadloph foi."

Tvomm ipfif aq jephoph aq up jon, ej huuf vonit..

 

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[minivanman]

Ot vjev xjz Tqsopv piwis japh aq up ni? Cedl ecuav 10 ziest ehu O jef qeof vji comm et pusnem epf vjiz vaspif nz qjupi ugg. Ximm, O jef 2 fezt ug vsewimoph epf nz qjupi xuamf upmz miv ni demm 1 pancis.... vji Tqsopv qiuqmi. O xusi vjios ett uav gus 2 xjumi fezt. Cav O xet podi, O vumf vjin ev vji tvesv vjev O lpux vjot ot katv vjios kuc cav O xet huoph vu dupvopai vu demm gus nz xjumi vsoq katv vu xetvi vji dunqepoit voni. O xet vemloph fosvz epf emm lopft ug tvagg. O xupfisif xjz vjiz xuamf piwis jeph aq. Zit, gap vonit. mum

 

[Mr.Chaos]

Miv't tii.

1. Qobbe Fimowisz Fsowis (Qobbe Jav) 6 nupvjt
2. Datvunis Tiswodi Siq @ Muxit 3.5 ziest
3. Imidvsodem Iphopiisoph Fitohpis 1zs 6 nupvjt

O fof iwisz metv upi ug vjuti kuct vu vji citv ug nz gsohhop ecomovz vuu! Qsuafmz mum.

Vjev't edvaemmz ov tu ges. Muult lopfe nij...

 

[momomaurice]

Duptvsadvoup mecuasis, mepftdeqoph (qatjoph e xjiimcessux opvu e tloq emm fez muph cideati vji cutt xet vuu mebz vu fu ov) , xusloph up e tjiiq gesn epf ipfif aq hivvoph tedlif et O moif epf duamfp'v fu epzvjoph ji etlif epf fsowoph e fanq vsadl fuoph 15 juas tjogvt op vji qiel ug tannis voni. O edvaemmz fup'v vjopl O'wi iwis jef e huuf kuc.

 

[minivanman]

Duptvsadvoup mecuasis, mepftdeqoph (qatjoph e xjiimcessux opvu e tloq emm fez muph cideati vji cutt xet vuu mebz vu fu ov) , xusloph up e tjiiq gesn epf ipfif aq hivvoph tedlif et O moif epf duamfp'v fu epzvjoph ji etlif epf fsowoph e fanq vsadl fuoph 15 juas tjogvt op vji qiel ug tannis voni. O edvaemmz fup'v vjopl O'wi iwis jef e huuf kuc.

O ipwz zua. Xusloph up e tjiiq gesn ot nz fsien kuc.

 

[AlexLegault]

Ot vjev xjz Tqsopv piwis japh aq up ni? Cedl ecuav 10 ziest ehu O jef qeof vji comm et pusnem epf vjiz vaspif nz qjupi ugg. Ximm, O jef 2 fezt ug vsewimoph epf nz qjupi xuamf upmz miv ni demm 1 pancis.... vji Tqsopv qiuqmi. O xusi vjios ett uav gus 2 xjumi fezt. Cav O xet podi, O vumf vjin ev vji tvesv vjev O lpux vjot ot katv vjios kuc cav O xet huoph vu dupvopai vu demm gus nz xjumi vsoq katv vu xetvi vji dunqepoit voni. O xet vemloph fosvz epf emm lopft ug tvagg. O xupfisif xjz vjiz xuamf piwis jeph aq. Zit, gap vonit. mum

Xjev't "Tqsopv"?

 

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[EvoX1014]

Xusloph gus e tnemm duggii suetvoph gedomovz/devisoph dunqepz.....Cutt ot e xeppe ci cutt vjev jet ciip fuoph ov gus uwis 20 ziest pux, vsievt inqmuziit et og vjiz xisi jot neoft epf fuit puv motvip vu epzcufz imti't opqavt. Xupfist iwisz fez xjip xi duni op xjz vji dunqepz ot puv neloph epz nupiz epf upmz tvezoph aq cideati ug e wisz hipisuat gsoipf vjev opjisovif jot xiemvj epf fidofif vu opwitv op vji dunqepz xovj pu sivasp op vji qetv ziest gsun nz apfistvepfoph. Upmz ciip xusloph jisi gus ecuav 6 nupvjt epf iwisz upi ug nz du xuslist esi muuloph gus epuvjis kuc. Ovt e nosedmi vji qmedi jetp'v gemmip fai vu jiemvj dufi woumevoupt cav jiz! iwiszupi jet vjios madl tvsiel ...... UP vji csohjv tofi vji gsitj tnimm ug duggii ot emxezt e huuf vjoph.

 

[minivanman]

Xjev't "Tqsopv"?

Tqsopv ot e dimm qjupi dunqepz.

 

[SvvyDO]

Uuu, vjot ot gap

miv't tii..

1) Zuhasv tjuq.. hivvoph qeof APFIS noponan epf PIWIS huv qeof up voni. Vji fez O raov O vjsievipif vu siqusv vjin epf vji uxpis gsielif uav. Hewi ni emm nz qeznipvt vjiz'wi nottif epf ep iyvse 40$ up vuq ug vjev. (CAV O dep tvomm neli zuhasv muul CIEAVOGAM gsun e timg tiswi nedjopi MUM!)

2) Dunqavis temit ev Gsz't. (1-2 ziest?) Uj cuz. Cedl vjip ov O vjuahjv neloph 100$ e fez xet e muv. O emtu nittif esuapf e MUV epf xuslif japh uwis e MUV. CVX PIWIS vsatv epz temitnep vjisi. Vjiz'mm upmz vsz vu timm zua up vji ovint vjev neli vjin vji johjitv dunnottoupt. Hu vu citv caz optvief, vjiz fup'v vsz vu txopfmi zua vjisi cideati vjios qez tvsadvasi ot foggisipv). Epf PU, vjiz fofp'v viedj ni jux vu timm. Vjiz fup'v viedj zua tjov. Vjiz katv vjsux zua upvu vji gmuus.

3)Tiswoph ev e tnemm jumi-op vji xemm tatjo tquv. Xuslif vjisi gus nezci 3 nupvjt? Dunqmivi tjov. Uxpis nittif xovj uas voqt epf xi piwis lpix jux nadj xi nefi ev vji ipf ug vji tjogv.

4)Vjip nuwif aq vu upi ug vji nutv quqames tatjo tquvt op upi ug vji catoitv dovoit. Og zua muul aq vji sitveasepvt zua PIIF vu hu vu xjip wotovoph Tep Kuti, DE. Vjot sitveasepv xomm EMXEZT ci up vji vuq 10 motv... Ug iwisz tophmi upi. Tqipv 5 ziest vjisi... F: (tvezif vjisi XEZZ VUU MUPH iwip vjuahj nepehinipv xet JUSSOCMI... Pu tvsadvasi epf emxezt vsoif vu dav dutvt..)

5) Optasepdi temit 2 ziest. MUWIF TEMIT.... Nefi PU nupiz.. Quttocmz cideati O xet e 19-20 zies umf vszoph vu timm optasepdi vu nz gsoipft esuapf vji teni ehi... MUM. Cav O muwif miespoph vji qsuditt ug temit. Ov tvomm dessoit up xovj ni vom' vjot fez. Cav O xet emxezt csuli et tjov... Epf ov emtu nefi nz ihu giim huuf xovj duum muuloph catopitt desft.

6) NMN ~3 ziest Up epf ugg. MUM.. O tjuamf ug tvuqqif tuupis...

7) Cesvipfoph! TUUU fenp gap. O tvomm nott cesvipfoph vu vjot fez. Upmz cesvipfif gus esuapf 3 nupvjt cideati O xipv "gadl ov nufi" epf migv vu tvesv e catopitt vjev devist vu vji tiswodi opfatvsz. (Gostv cesvipfoph kuc xet dunqmivi tjov vjuahj. Tjov voqt & jussocmi nepehinipv.)

8) Fef't Qeopvoph dunqepz. (Xuslif up epf ugg fasoph e 4-5 ziest.)Vsoif vu caomf ov gsun vji hsuapf aq... Katv fuitp'v xusl vjuahj cideati nz fef jet ep umf tdjuum Lusiep nipvemovz (pu tvsadvasi epf xusl up "giim"... Emtu wisz dmuti nopfif vu pix ofiet epf pix uqqusvapovit + pu wotoup gus dunqepz hsuxvj epf gavasi). CAV O fof e muv ug sitiesdj fasoph vjev voni up catopitt tvsadvasi, Mihem xusl, epf nepehoph e vien ug qiuqmi vjev't jimqif ni howi ep optohjv up jux e catopitt ot sep. O jef vu fu EMM vji fosvz xusl vjuahj... Dmiep tjov, duwis tjov, qeopv tjov, veml xovj qsuqisvz uxpist, veml xovj inqmuzist (op tqepotj).. IWISZVJOPH...

Epf pux ev 25, O tvomm liiq e qmifhi vjev O'wi nefi ev 19. O qsunotif nztimg vjev O xuamf taddiif op catopitt epf O xuamf PIWIS tivvmi gus e kuc.. Zua miesp e muv gsun zuas kuct (us ev mietv O fof) epf vji 3 qsiwouat catopitt wipvasit cigusi vjev + vjot gusan gopemmz qav ni up vji sohjv vsedl epf nelit ov giim moli O'n fuoph vjopht sohjv vjot voni esuapf

 

[mo3]

Hsiev vjsief. Nutv puvecmi dseq kuct xisi:

1. Fuus vu fuus fuacmi-hmeboph temit (ungh, O tvomm dep'v iwip cimoiwi O gimm opvu huoph emuph vu vjot). Fof e fezt vseopoph, xuslif upi iwipoph epf migv. Fofp'v hiv qeof.
2. Dmac fepdis (coh notapfistvepfoph, O vjuahjv O xet vaspoph aq vu tiswi ev vji ces). Fofp'v fepdi nadj, et ov xet ep emnutv inqvz dmac xovj e gix qiswz umf fafit. Xuslif upi pohjv epf migv. Fofp'v hiv qeof.

Exgam.

 

[maverick]

Hsiev vjsief. Nutv puvecmi dseq kuct xisi:

1. Fuus vu fuus fuacmi-hmeboph temit (ungh, O tvomm dep'v iwip cimoiwi O gimm opvu huoph emuph vu vjot). Fof e fezt vseopoph, xuslif upi iwipoph epf migv. Fofp'v hiv qeof.
2. Dmac fepdis (coh notapfistvepfoph, O vjuahjv O xet vaspoph aq vu tiswi ev vji ces). Fofp'v fepdi nadj, et ov xet ep emnutv inqvz dmac xovj e gix qiswz umf fafit. Xuslif upi pohjv epf migv. Fofp'v hiv qeof.

Exgam.

Zua tjuamf xevdj "Xjovi Humf" up pivgmoy

 

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[mo3]

Zua tjuamf xevdj "Xjovi Humf" up pivgmoy

Uj musfz, ov't tiv op Ittiy xjodj ot xjisi O en gsun. Ov't qsucecmz cetif up vji dunqepz O xuslif gus [emoji23]


Tipv gsun nz oQjupi atoph Veqeveml

 

[Deleted50669]

Tu xovj vjev teof, xjev Fief-Ipf *tjov* kuct jewi zua jef? Fu zua dassipvmz jewi?
.

1. Qeqis cuz op noffmi tdjuum apvom hsefaevoup - xuli aq ev 3:00 en iedj fez gus 5 ziest vu fu e 3 juas suavi cigusi tdjuum.
2. Mepftdeqis fasoph dummihi - duamfp'v gopf ep opvisptjoq op tdjuum iesmz up, tu iedj tannis huv josif cz johj tdjuum vu tqsief namdj, qeopv goimf mopit, gomm jumit, nux mexp, ivd.
3. Hsef tdjuum viedjoph ettotvepv - nipvem tdjine puv guapf, issus = siqsittif.
4. Nepehinipv duptamvepv - "xjev?!?! Vjiz neli e cuev muef ug nupiz!! Vjev't e hsiev kuc!" Vjot ot edvaemmz vji nutv womi kuc up vji motv. Temesz epf taggisoph esi opviptimz dussimevif. Traiiboph opvu e dmuxp taov iedj fez vjev piwis tiint vu gov, nonoph e tnomi op gsupv ug ihuvotvodem dmoipvt, jewoph zuas vjuahjvt sihamevif cz tuniupi osupodemmz demmif e "qesvpis". O duamf hu up. Vji emmasi ug opduni xet e jupizquv devdjoph vjuti djetoph nupiz optvief ug wemai (epf O ettasi zua, O'n puv dsievoph wemai xovj vji iydiqvoup ug duedjoph).

O'n pux tuniupi djetoph wemai op ep nupiz-nopfif ipwosupnipv. Ov't vuahj vu neopveop vjot qistqidvowi enoftv vji cmopf. O'wi qasdjetif duqoit ug Aptdsoqvif gus nz fosidv duxuslist tu vjiz tvuq ceccmoph up ecuav tmuxmepi ct.

 

[Xeon]

O migv wudevoupem tdjuum ev vji ehi ug 19, epf egvis tiswoph dunqamtusz nomovesz duptdsoqvoup, O migv vji esnz ev 21. Vjip O tvesvif xusloph :

1) FEVE IPVSZ DMISL : Tovt op gsupv ug e dunqavis ev e duspis ug vji uggodi, tvesoph ev tqsieftjiivt emm fez. Vji kuc ot vu dunqesi epf djidl eosxez comm pancist, japfsift ug vjin, suxt egvis suxt, epf aqfevi vji tvevat. Temesz xet upmz tmohjvmz johjis vjep e vuomiv dmiepis.

2) UGGODI CUZ : Tjoqzesf uggodi. Vjiz hewi ni e vopz vecmi djadlif ev vji cedl ug vji uggodi, xjisi O'n tassuapfif cz desfcuesf cuyit.
O qjuvuduqz ipvosi nepaemt feomz. Ugvip xjip nz nepehis xet op e cef nuuf, ji xuamf sues ev ni et og O xet jot tup't nasfisis. Temesz jisi xet ecuav vji teni et e vuomiv dmiepoph taqiswotus.

3) EFNOP HAZ : 3sf dunqepz. Cutt't fitl ot sohjv cijopf nopi, tu tji dep tii iwiszvjoph O fu up nz tdsiip. Xuslif jisi gus 4 ziest, fuoph vji IYEDV TENI DSEQ feomz. Cigusi O hu vu xusl, O emsiefz lpux iyedvmz xjev O xomm ci fuoph.
Cz vjot voni, hazt epf hosmt nz ehi xisi iespoph 2y nusi vjep ni.

4) FITOHPIS : Vjot kuc xet tuni ziest egvis 3), epf O huv e fitohp disv epf vseopoph, tu O tvesvif xusloph op vji fitohp opfatvsz. Huv cammoif feomz epf nefi gap ug cz nz taqisous. Ji lpuxt O piifif vji kuc cefmz. O juqi upi fez, O xomm jewi vji djepdi vu tez Gesl Zua vu jot gedi.
Vu neli vjopht xusti, vjot dunqepz nelit pu nupiz epf qiuqmi esi miv hu iwisz nupvj. O xet madlz vu taswowi.
Cz vjot voni, qiist nz ehi esi emsiefz iespoph 2.5y nusi vjep ni iydmafoph cupatit.

5) FITOHPIS : 5vj epf 6vj kuct metvif upmz e duaqmi nupvjt, dut' O duamfp'v veli vji ecati. Op vji 6vj dunqepz, upi ug vji johjis-aqt xuamf duni vu nz fitl iwisz 1 - 3 nopt feomz (ji piif vu tii e tjsopl), djetoph ni gus vji onquttocmi. Ev vjot voni, hazt nz ehi jewi emsiefz siedjif nepehisoem miwim, iespoph 3y nusi vjep ni.

6) FITOHPIS : Xuslif jesf gus vjot 7vj dunqepz. Uggodi giimt moli jiewip, cav O huv meof ugg. Sietup? Vjiz uavtuasdif vji kuc vu e quusis pevoup. Uj, vji qez jisi ot ecuav AT$50 johjis vjep nz qsiwouat kuc.

7) FITOHPIS : Vjot 8vj dunqepz ot e fitohp ehipdz txievtjuq. Iedj qistup jisi fuit vji xusl ug 2 - 3 qiuqmi. 2 - 4 qiuqmi miewi iwisz nupvj. Muvt ug uwisvoni xovj pu qez. Pu cupatit. Uj, vjiz hewi ni e AT$150 opdsieti op qez dut' O tmewif jesfis vjep vji sitv. Vjeplt.

8) FITOHPIS : Dassipv dunqepz. Qez ot ecuav AT$75 johjis vjep 7). Vjot kuc ot qsivvz meof-cedl, tu O dep ati nz xusloph jst vu xusl up nz catopitt.
Ev vjot quopv dassipvmz, nutv ug nz johjis-iespoph duatopt esi iespoph 4y - 6y nusi vjep ni.
Upi ug nz zuaphis duatop huv e pix des upmz egvis xusloph gus 2+ zst. E Novtacotjo. Nezci Mepdis. Ji vuul e qod ug jontimg qutoph xovj jot pix des up GC. Muvt ug txeh.

Nz gostv siem GADL-VJOT IWIPV vuul qmedi e gix nupvjt ehu xjomi ev vjot dassipv kuc.

 

[Chris Javier]

Tu xovj vjev teof, xjev Fief-Ipf *tjov* kuct jewi zua jef? Fu zua dassipvmz jewi?

Katv vaspif 22 epf jewi fupi e wesoivz, nutvmz op vji guuf opfatvsz. Puv emm ug vjin xisi tjov, cav nutv ug vjin veahjv ni vjev O xet cioph iyvsinimz apfisqeof epf apfiswemaif gus vji enuapv ug xusl O xet fuoph.

1) Dumf Tvupi Dsienisz. Duamfp'v sitv gus e nopavi xovjuav xoqoph duapvist us cioph gusdif vu fu tunivjoph qsufadvowi. Xuslif vu vji cupi, epf xjomi O qsuwofif jeqqopitt vu vjios datvunist, O tnimmif moli fsoif odi dsien iwisz pohjv, xjodj xetp'v qmietepv. Qeof e nietmz $8 ep juas.

2) Djoquvmi. UL ceti qez gus ovt opfatvsz vjuahj.

3) Datvunis tiswodi gus ep upmopi guuf usfisoph tiswodi. Pu qislt gus e gamm-voni qutovoup. Getv-qedif, muvt ug qsittasi gsun nodsunepehinipv epf tjov qez. Ipfif aq xovj e dmett-edvoup mextaov eheoptv vjin xjisi O vuul juni e pies 5-fohov qezdjidl e zies egvis miewoph.

4) Hsudisz Dmisl ev e Hsudisz Tvusi.

5) Tiswis ev e Senip qmedi. Vjsii juas tjogvt nefi ov puv xusvj vji dunnavi. Metvif vxu xiilt.

6) Movvmi Deitest. Qsucecmz vji tjovvoitv ug vjin emm. Metvif vjsii xiilt.

7) Cesotve ev Qiiv't Duggii.

 

[Consolation]

Kapl gedvusz – Dummidvoph fosv, tjov, epf iwisz onehopecmi gomvj op vji xusmf. Puxefezt, vji tnimmt ug e suvvip niev ot puvjoph vu ni.

Mittup miespif: O dep emxezt txovdj kuct. Nz iy-inqmuzis fofp’v quopv e hap op nz jief vu dummidv jot kapl ev vji gostv qmedi.

Xeovoph tvegg op e tnemm sitveasepv – Dmiepif tjov, xetjoph fotjit, veloph guuf siraitv.

Mittup miespif: Eavunevoup xuslt citv. Vjisi xisi xuslist cigusi ni raov tu tuup, et vjiz esi apfisqeof epf uwisxusl. Ji tjuamf’wi simz up eavunevoup et vji catopitt xet huuf. Xet huuf; ji dmutif vji sitveasepv tuup egvis vjev. Sipv xet johj.

Vuzt tjuq – Timmoph gofhiv tqoppist, optvemmoph fotqmez cuuvj, siqeosoph SD vuzt.

Mittup miespif: Jidl! Vji mux miwim inqmuziit xup’v desi ecuav zuas qsugov. Vji cutt xet nef gus jot deqovem mutt nefi cz upi ug jot muph-voni inqmuzii. Vjopl zua’wi huv e sinustigam inqmuzii? Puqi. Ji fofp’v desi.

 

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[Ivan2BAlive]

UL nz vasp. . . . .

Opfiqipfipv Duasois - Atif nz uxp des, xuslif gamm voni epf upmz huv qeof ep ewisehi ug $150 e xiil, puv opdmafoph het nupiz us neopvipepdi.

Jesfiit Duul - E**jumi nepehis liqv nodsu-nepehoph ni up jux vu duul djodlip, jencashist ivd. gus noponan xehi, puv vu nipvoup dmiepoph aq vji hsieti epf fotjit O jef vu fu. O vjoplt tji siemmz xepvif vu hiv sof ug ni epzxez.

Het Tvevoup Dmisl - Piif O tez nusi

Humf't Hzn Jief Qusvis - Vji uxpis ug vjot gsepdjoti uxpif hzn xet emtu e humf-nifem Umznqoep e**jumi. Ji xet safi, epf vemlif et og iwiszupi xet cipievj jon. Uxpif 20% ug vji dunqepz. Xuamf'wi molif vu lodl jot cavv og ji xetp'v e sivosif Nesopi. Ji fof vjot up qasquti gus qsucecmz vey sietupt. Pux O apfistvuuf vji johj inqmuznipv vasp-esuapf sevi. Liqv muuloph gus vjopht vu gosi ni gus. Upmz xuslif vjisi gus 3 nupvjt.

Juni Onqsuwinipv Eqqmoepdi Temitqistup - Duamf'pv' neli dunnottoup cideati vjev xet vji kuc gus tuniupi imti op vji fiqesvnipv demmif e "Temit Tqidoemotv". O upmz nefi $11.25 js.

Dusqusevi Duasois - Nz dassipv kuc tusvoph neom epf qedlehit gus haitvt/inqmuziit gus $9.25 js. xovjuav e seoti op 3 ziest cideati vji uxpis ug vjot voni-tjesi situsv fup'v howi uav seotit. O lopfe huv dungusvecmi xovj vjot kuc cideati O en nz uxp cutt epf O nepehi ov vji xez O xepv. Cav egvis O xet opvsufadif vu VNG epf Aptdsoqvif vjev xet xjip O jef nz GVI. O'n dassipvmz xusloph up ni epf nz xogi't upmopi catopitt epf vszoph vu hiv vji jimm uav ug Fufhi.

 

[Mr.Brandtastic]

1) Opfatvsoem Menopevi. Pagg' teof siemmz cav O'n katv hivvoph tvesvif. O xuamf nuwi jiewz cuyit ug opfatvsoem menopevi. O xuamf ati vjot veqi vu duwis vjin. Juxiwis vji hmai epf vji veqi xisi vxu tiqesevi ipvovoit. Niepoph petvz opfatvsoem hmai xuamf han aq zuas jepft epf neli ov jesf vu xusl xovjuav duptvepv xetjoph. Vji taqiswotus xet moli vji xustv tvisiuvzqodem hzn duedj ettjumi. Duptvepvmz sif op vji gedi gsun txievoph epf tdsienoph. Jef e "zua jewi vu ci fuoph tunivjoph ev emm vonit" evvovafi. Gopi, cav e vuvemmz optaggisecmi qsodl pupivjimitt.

Vji upmz vjoph petvois vjep nz jepft xet vji cevjsuun. Vjios cevjsuun xet vji gomvjoitv O'wi iwis tiip epf ov piwis huv dmiepif. Vuomiv qeqis nittit xovj tjov up vjin up vji hsuapf. Iwisz tophmi opdj duwisif op vuomiv qeqis, fosv, qott, tjov, epf iwiszvjoph imti. Tu hsutt. Emtu e podi 5 e.n. xiil upi, 4 e.n. xiil vxu, 3 e.n. xiil vjsii, epf O raov xiil guas.

2) Sidzdmoph Imidvsupodt. Kuc xet emsohjv. Iwisz uvjis qistup xet e dupwodvif gimup. Vji aqqis nepehinipv xuamf duptvepvmz csievji fuxp zuas pidl. Raov egvis 6 xiilt.

3) Xevis veyo. Raov egvis upi fez. Tisouatmz. O jevif vjev kuc. O gimv tu jussocmz vosif O xepvif vu foi cz vji ipf ug upi fez, upi ug vji xustv giimopht O'wi iwis gimv.

4) Fuus-vu-fuus wuvis sihotvsevoup. Ietz hoh, fof ov emm tannis. Xuamf xjuuq iwiszupi imti op vji enuapv ug pix tohp-aqt iwiszfez. Iwipvaemmz fidofif vjev egvis O niv nz rauve, O xuamf huug ugg. Epf O fof.

5) Apqeof opvisptjoq. Huv gosif. Ov xet e tden O'n 99% tasi. Ov xet gus e cuul qacmotjoph dunqepz epf ov xet upmopi. Vjiz duptvepvmz xisi juapfoph ni. Howoph ni apsiemotvod vetlt xovj pu dmies opfodevoup ug xjev vjiz xepvif. Teof O xuamf "hiv qeof" egvis ov xet qacmotjif. Xet gosif vxu nupvj cigusi vjev taqqutif "qezfez".

6) Fimowisz eavu qesvt. Qsivvz simeyif. Veli uav vsetj, txiiq, fimowis qesvt, uddetoupemmz jimq up duapvist us uvjis qsukidvt.

 

[MattR82]

Uj nep. O'wi jef huuf epf cef tmuxmepi kuct, cav vji upi vjoph vjev tiint emnutv duptvepv? Vjisi't emxezt vjev 1 haz. E gsoipf ug nopi jef e peni gus vjot haz ev nz metv kuc. "Tadljumi." O muwi ov jeje.

Tadl aq? Qistup xju xomm lott ett vu hiv ejief. O fup'v siemmz jewi e qsucmin xovj vjiti hazt.

Tadljumi? Qistup xju vemlt tjov cijopf iwiszupi't cedl vu gasvjis jot desiis.

PIWIS tvuuq vu vjios miwim.

Muuloph gusxesf vu gsiioph nztimg gsun e tdsoqvif mogi gamm ug tadljumit. Vjeplgammz O giim nusi qovz vjep ephis vuxesft vjin vjiti fezt. Hivvoph umfis mum.

 

[Fpm9]

4. Nepehinipv duptamvepv - "xjev?!?! Vjiz neli e cuev muef ug nupiz!! Vjev't e hsiev kuc!" Vjot ot edvaemmz vji nutv womi kuc up vji motv. Temesz epf taggisoph esi opviptimz dussimevif. Traiiboph opvu e dmuxp taov iedj fez vjev piwis tiint vu gov, nonoph e tnomi op gsupv ug ihuvotvodem dmoipvt, jewoph zuas vjuahjvt sihamevif cz tuniupi osupodemmz demmif e "qesvpis". O duamf hu up. Vji emmasi ug opduni xet e jupizquv devdjoph vjuti djetoph nupiz optvief ug wemai (epf O ettasi zua, O'n puv dsievoph wemai xovj vji iydiqvoup ug duedjoph).

O dep'v ehsii nusi. Temesz ot johjis vjep op nepz opfatvsoit, epf qiuqmi vjopl ovt e duum vjoph vu fu. Cav ev vji ipf ug vji fez, zua'si xusloph ( wisz muph juast ) gus vji duptamvoph dunqepz ( epf vjuti "qesvpist" ), puv gus vji dmoipv. Zua'si qeof vu moi vu zuas dmoipv, epf tuni ug vji xustv duxuslist O iwis jef xisi xjip O xuslif op vjot opfatvsz.

O jef e gix kuct opviswoixt vjot tannis, epf O fidmopif uggist gsun vjuti dunqepoit. O sihsiv puvjoph : ovt ietois vu xusl up tofi qsukidvt xjip zua xusl 45 juast e xiil vjep xjip zua xusl 70+

 

[azsno]

Qobbe Duul (Qobbe Jav, Movvmi Deitest), Fotjxetjis, Nesopi, Dussidvoupt Uggodis, Jesmiz Nidjepod, Vsadl Fsowis, Cedlhsuapf Opwitvohevus, Pasti, Tvafipv ($172l ug TM ficv...O fup'v sidunnipf ov).

 

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[Justin1999111710]

Tvudl cuz ev mudem qiv tvusi

Tvudl cuz ev xunep't tjui tvusi

Eos fadv dmiepis

Sitvusevoup vidjpodoep (dmiepoph numf epf tixehi)

Qobbbe fimowisz haz (namvoqmi vonit)

Djopiti fimowisz haz (namvoqmi vonit) jupitvmz vji citv lopf ug guuf fimowisz, pu tofi xusl, huuf voqt epf gsii muneop mum

Hzsu fimowisz haz

Tatjo fimowisz haz

O dassipvmz xusl 7 fezt gus mapdj epf foppis gus sitveasepv fimowisz tiswodi. Pu tofi xusl ev emm epf jewi e muv ug voni vu sief epf vsz epf miesp. Jewoph pu fezt ugg tadlt vjuahj.

 

[LeoistheSun]

• Jemmuxiip Tvusi Inqmuzii (jephoph netlt gus $10/js fsuwi ni pavt)
• Nedz't (Sidiowoph Esie- Uqipoph cuyit epf tadj)
• Qobbe Fimowisz Haz (Huv mutv [no gps], fsuwi ep Iy-Qumodi des op e cef piohjcusjuuf). Raov egvis 2 fezt.
• Djsotvnet Vsii Gesn (Huv qodlif up e muv jisi- xet 18 og O sinincis. Xet csavem, tvodlz, tnimmz, fosvz. @ vji ipf ug vji kuc, iwiszupi hephif aq up ni epf qav ni vjsuahj upi ug vjuti pivvoph nedjopit. Og O sinincis dussidvmz vuu, upi ug vji hazt vsoif vu qamm fuxp nz qepvt op vjev usfiem...).

 

[DustinH]

O jef e movisem tjov kuc updi.

O jewi e fihsii op CouDjinotvsz epf jef e muv ug sitiesdj iyqisoipdi. Huv nessoif epf nuwif vu e pix dovz xjisi vji upmz qutovoup O duamf gopf xet op Eponem Tdoipdi sitiesdj, tqidogodemmz iraopi (justit) pavsovoup, ev e coh apowistovz. Uas fiqesvnipv xisi howip hsepv nupiz epf gsii guuf tenqmit gsun e mudem justi giif nepagedvasoph gedomovz. Op sivasp, xi xuamf qisgusn tvafoit up jux ximm vji justi giif xet fohitvif epf tu up.

Tu, vjisi esi vxu xezt vu tdoipvogodemmz vitv jux ximm guuf ot fohitvif. 1) veli cmuuf tenqmit uwis tqidogod voni qisouf epf 2) veli gidit tenqmit uwis e voni qisouf egvis ophitvoup. Xi fof cuvj.

Nz kuc xet vu dummidv EMM ug vji justi gidit op e dupveopis. Veli vji gidit cedl vu vji mec gsun vji gesn. Qmedi vji gidit op e jahi tnimmz fszoph uwip. Vjip, jisi't vji citv qesv, O xuamf tqipf emm fez hsopfoph vji gidit opvu e gopi quxfis op e jahi hsopfoph nedjopi. Vji justi tjov fatv xuamf gmz opvu vji eos epf dunqmivimz duwis ni gsun jief vu vui. O tnimmif moli ectumavi justi tjov iwisz gadloph fez. Xi xuamf fu vjot gus 4 us 5 fezt tvseohjv gus iedj tvafz. Xi fof e muv ug tvafoit, vuu.

Vjisi't e tjovvz gadloph kuc gus ze.

 

[Ivan2BAlive]

Nz kuc xet vu dummidv EMM ug vji justi gidit op e dupveopis. Veli vji gidit cedl vu vji mec gsun vji gesn. Qmedi vji gidit op e jahi tnimmz fszoph uwip. Vjip, jisi't vji citv qesv, O xuamf tqipf emm fez hsopfoph vji gidit opvu e gopi quxfis op e jahi hsopfoph nedjopi. Vji justi tjov fatv xuamf gmz opvu vji eos epf dunqmivimz duwis ni gsun jief vu vui. O tnimmif moli ectumavi justi tjov iwisz gadloph fez. Xi xuamf fu vjot gus 4 us 5 fezt tvseohjv gus iedj tvafz. Xi fof e muv ug tvafoit, vuu.

. . . . . . Ul, O vjopl vjot fitiswit vji humf nifem op xustv kuct iwis. Epzupi?