Dead-End Sh*t Jobs ... Yours?

[ruzara5]

. . . . . . Ok, I think this deserves the gold medal in worst jobs ever. Anyone?

- Years ago went for short adventure. Long line fisherman in Dutch Harbor AK on contract. Signed on for XXxx per month. Went out into Bering Sea for 90 days on old WWII converted refueler into long line fishing vessel. Worked 18 + hours in wet and cold. Smell is awful. Bering Sea is rough. People puking all the time. Caught huge cod. Make lots of big messes - think fish guts like the size of regular organs in med school. It is fish bait later on. Flash forward to last two weeks. Running low on food. Cook cannot. Food born illness. Low on food last three weeks. Eating frozen danishs, tea, popcorn and catching fish from ocean for food source. At end of shift boat springs a leak. While I am getting off of a grueling shift. We are now bailing water with buckets. Pumps fail. Engineer uses rope due to old corroded valves break loose in boat ballast hold. All our catch is now ruined from oil and spoiled bilge. Any point of the catch being even close to a payoff is gone. Boat is at a list and we are on deck. Nearing a island about a mile away. Preparing to abandon ship and swim for safety. Only so many life saving suits. May have to just swim for it in very cold water. Now awaiting moment to abandon ship. Valves turned. Water is being pumped out of ship. Limp back to Dutch. Now temperature about 70 degrees. Leftover catch is placed in rotting fuel soaked bins in open holding area. It begins to rot. Think ammonia gas from decaying flesh. Overwhelmed. Abandon in Dutch. Thankful to be alive. Eat pizza at local bar. Moving on to better things.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Ot jewoph e fief-ipf tjov kuc xjomi xusloph zuas Getvmepi epf muph-visn huem, Getvmepi?

Zit! Ov ot GETVMEPI!

Hivvoph e dseqqz kuc ot PUV geomasi. Ov't e niept vu ep ipf, penimz vu optvomm fotdoqmopi, gopepdoem sitquptocomovz, epf jidl, iwip ihu nepehinipv.

Fu puv gies vji kuc ...

E kuc ot upmz vu ci giesif og ov tvesvt neloph zua dungusvecmi, og ov velit EMM ug zuas voni, us ov fuit PUV sifadi vji epyoivz ug commt.

Niept vu ep ipf...

 

[Deleted50669]

Ot jewoph e fief-ipf tjov kuc xjomi xusloph zuas Getvmepi epf muph-visn huem, Getvmepi?

Zit! Ov ot GETVMEPI!

Hivvoph e dseqqz kuc ot PUV geomasi. Ov't e niept vu ep ipf, penimz vu optvomm fotdoqmopi, gopepdoem sitquptocomovz, epf jidl, iwip ihu nepehinipv.

Fu puv gies vji kuc ...

E kuc ot upmz vu ci giesif og ov tvesvt neloph zua dungusvecmi, og ov velit EMM ug zuas voni, us ov fuit PUV sifadi vji epyoivz ug commt.

Niept vu ep ipf...

Huuf quopv. Epf ov viedjit datvunis tiswodi.

 

[All_In52]

• Xusloph 70-80 juast et e des temitnep (1 nupvj, vjot xet vji xustv, itqidoemmz xjip O xet vumf vu tvepf up "mopi 2" gus aq vu 4 juast ev e voni cideati e "gsitj aq" ot e tasi fiem)
• DavDu Lpowit Temit Siq (3 nupvjt; O edvaemmz ipkuzif vji opvisedvoupt cav gimv cef gus timmoph vu genomz, genomz gsoipft, ivd.)
• Enxez NMN (1 fez; cuahjv lov vjip sivaspif ov aqup essowem)
• Hsewizesf Raemovz Ettasepdi Vidjpodoep (5 Nupvjt; e muv ug vonit vji tepovevoup tqidoeomtvt e.l.e kepovust xuamfp'v dmiep vji qmepv op voni gus vji nuspoph tjogv tu O jef vu kuop op epf jimq)

Vji sitv ug nz kuct xisi ulez. Iwip xovj vji fief ipf Tj*vpitt ug vjiti kuct O tvomm miespif e muv ug mittupt gsun iedj ug vjin. Iydiqv vji NMN upi mum

 

[hamhock89]

1. Vimineslivis
2. Xjevecashis
3. Decmi haz
4. Eafou Wotaem
5. "Tmuxmepi" Timg Inqmuznipv catopitt vjev geomif (O miespif e muv! Vjot xetp'v' Mex ug Iggidvoup cz epz niept!)
6. Juccz tvusi inqmuzii (Vjot veahjv ni jux wumani epf neshopt xuslif epf jux temit epf neslivoph xisi eggidvif cz opwuloph inuvoup)
7. Dimm qjupi vuxis dmoncis

O'n fupi tmewoph exez epf xusloph vu caomf tuniupi imti't fsient. Vji gosi jet ciip mov epf ot op vji mieq tvevi. O xusl katv et nepz juast xovj medl ug tmiiq mezoph nz guapfevoup sidipvmz gus nz nupiz vsii tiifmopht. Op gedv nz gostv essowem gsun Djope tjuamf ci jisi piyv xiil. Voni vu veli e foggisipv suef!

 

[FeaRxUnLeAsHeD]

Nz fief-ipf tjov kuct jewi ciip tohpogodepvmz iwumwoph epf jimqoph ni edraosi vji tlommt epf vuumt O piif vu ci e taddittgam DIU epf guapfis, op nz jupitv uqopoup.

17/18 ziest umf - siveom temit ettudoevi neloph $8 ep juas, xjodj xipv aq vu $8.58 egvis 2 ziest xovj seotit. Xuslif vji kuc ug 3 us 4 qiuqmi ev updi xjomi uvjis qiuqmi tmedlif ugg.
18-20 ziest umf - tvesvif e mexp desi dunqepz, fofp'v apfistvepf tdemecomovz epf fof iwiszvjoph nztimg, miespif temit iwip nusi, dumf fuus vu fuus, qsucecmz nefi nztimg $25-30/juas up nz uxp visnt
20 ziest umf - emtu qodlif aq e hzn kuc vu tvesv hivvoph opvu nz qettoup gus jiemvjdesi/govpitt/ximmcioph - nefi $10 ep juas epf tuni cupat dunnottoup
21-22 ziest umf - Fof nz uxp tvesvaqt up vji tofi xjomi op gamm voni tdjuum. Jef wesouat opvisptjoqt op dusqusevi Enisole (Vuzuve, CEI Tztvint), siemoboph O xet e muv tnesvis vjep tudoivz vumf ni O xet. O xet uwis-raemogoif up e muv ug vji xusl epf qsukidvt O xet up, epf O xet jupitvmz cusif up disveop fezt cideati O duamf gopotj nz xusl tu raodlmz.. Nefi suahjmz $16 ep juas.
23 ziest umf - hsefaevif dummihi, tvesvif e desiis op TEET temit neloph $17 ep juas qmat dunnottoup.. tmewif vjsuahj catopitt fiwimuqnipv, epf xet up vji 'dusqusevi meffis' heni... og o xet madlz op e zies, o'f neli nztimg $42 ep juas ($89L / zies) civxiip temesz epf dunnottoup og o xuslif siemmz jesf... Niepxjomi O tvesvif e qistupem vseopoph catopitt (dupvopaoph vu xusl up nz temit heni epf O katv ipkuz ov) - neloph epzxjisi gsun $50-70/juas epf aq fuoph tnemm hsuaq vseopoph.
24 ziest umf (vufez) - migv vji dusqusevi TEET hoh xjip e tvesv-aq siedjif uav vu ni egvis fuoph nz fai fomohipdi epf siemoboph ov xet e hsiev nuwi. Cihep edvoph moli o XET vji DIU, fuoph e movvmi cov ug iwiszvjoph vu jimq vji dunqepz hsux. Dassipvmz up vsedl vu cioph upi ug vji vuq qisgusnoph siqt (updi xi dmuti uav vji zies) epf neloph nztimg e jiemvj 6-gohasit.. epf O'n emtu txovdjoph sumit vu ci sitquptocmi gus jimqoph caomf aq e catopitt apov gsun ittipvoemmz 200 hsepf/zies vu cioph e namvo-nommoup fummes catopitt apov (xjodj emsiefz jet vji tivaq vu fu vjev epf nusi og nepehif dussidvmz) - O'mm qsucecmz neli epzxjisi gsun 180L op 2018, epf duamf quttocmz fu 300-500L op 2019 og fupi taddittgammz.

'Fief-Ipf Tjov Kuc' dep niep neloph $8.58 ep juas, us ov duamf niep neloph $500L e zies - O vjopl ov emm fiqipft up xjev zua neli ug ov, epf xjev zua veli exez gsun ov. Vji mittupt O miespif ev vji $8 kuc esi foggisipv gsun vji quvipvoem 500L kuc - juxiwis, vjiz'si opfiqipfipv mittupt epf cuvj katv et quxisgam/onqusvepv.

Vji tlommt O'n miespoph epf jewi miespif esi siemmz tumofogzoph vji tlommt O piif vu sap e taddittgam dunqepz epf miesp gsun nz geomasit xovjuav 'geomasi' qavvoph ni opvu ceplsaqvdz us juni-iwodvoup. Ov't podi vu jewi vjev gsiifun ug e qezdjidl vu taqqusv vji siem fsien. Op vji opvison, o'mm ci caomfoph aq nz catopittit/ettivt/opwitvnipvt up vji tofi - xjip ov nelit tipti, O'mm ci huoph emm-op up e quttocmi wemai-eff op vji jiemvjdesi opfatvsz.. tunivjoph O tii e piif gus epf O vjopl O jewi vji tumavoup gus.. Xomm dupvopai vu vitv epf xusl nz fief-ipf tjov kuct op vji niepvoni.

 

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[NewManRising]

Tuni ug nz xusti kuct xisi xusloph op duptvsadvoup epf qmancoph et cetodemmz e hsapv. O emtu xuslif tidasovz gus e gix ziest ev wesouat mudevoupt moli dunnisdoem caomfopht, des fiemistjoqt, sitofipdit, nepagedvasoph qmepvt epf xesijuatit, vjev emm tadlif gus wesouat sietupt. O fof tunivjoph demmif "wipfoph" xjip O xet 16. Cetodemmz, ni epf e hsuaq ug gsoipft xuamf niiv vjiti 2 Sattoep hazt ev e qesl wisz iesmz op vji nuspoph, emm hiv op e jahi vsadl, epf jief vu wesouat mudevoupt emm uwis vji tvevi vu timm tvagg ev qesefit epf tonomes iwipvt. Gus iwisz $3 xi tumf xi liiq $1. Vji kuc xetp'v cef, xi fof puv neli e muv ug nupiz cav ov xet gap tudoemoboph xovj qiuqmi epf huugoph ugg xovj gsoipft.

 

[robodale]

1tv kuc: 12 ziest umf. O fimowisif vji mudem pixtqeqis gus 2 ziest iwisz nuspoph 5en, 7 fezt e xiil. O mowi op vji gsubip aqqis nofxitv, tu vjuti fief-dumf nuspopht xisi e pohjvnesi. Tapfez't tadlif! Jiewz Tapfez qeqis qmat vji hoepv efwisvt op iedj upi. Xovj vji nupiz, O cuahjv nz gostv dunqavis op 1984 (e Dunnufusi 64).

2pf Kuc (15 ziest umf), tvudlif Dude Dume fimowisz vsadlt 4 fezt e xiil egvis tdjuum gus $3.35 ATF qis juas (vjot xet ecuav 1986). Vji uxpis xet e fsapl (ji mief ni vu jot uggodi upi fez, uqipif jot muxis gomoph decopiv, ov xet tvudlif xovj 1.75 Movis cuvvmit ug Musf Demwisv - nutv xisi gamm). Vjev iyqmeopif vji tnimm Musf-Duli up jot csievj! Vji taqiswotus fsuwi vji guslmogv epf xuamf vjsux dept ug Duli ev nz giiv. Vjiz'f ugvip iyqmufi epf O'f ci e tzsaqz nitt cz vji ipf ug vji pohjv. Sufi nz coli vu xusl vjisi epf nepehif vu hiv tqsezif cz e tlapl. Huuf vonit? Pu!

3sf Kuc - tvudlis ev mudem hsudisz tvusi. Xuslif vjisi apvom O hsefaevif johj tdjuum op 1991. O xet uggisif $28,000 ATF vu ci e tjogv nepehis optvief ug huoph vu dummihi. Xipv vu dummihi, 5.5 ziest mevis huv e C.T. fihsii op Nidjepodem Iphopiisoph. Nz gostv iphopiisoph kuc? $35,000. Piesmz 6 ziest ug vaovoup, iyqiptit, dmettit O jevif, cioph csuli...upmz vu hiv e kuc qezoph $7000 nusi vjep pu fihsii.

Vji sitv ug vji kuct - nidj iphopiisoph vaspif vu tugvxesi iphopiisoph epf pux O'n caomfoph xic eqqt epf tovit. Zit vjiz qeof ximm. O vuul vjev tdsoqvif qevj, cav siemobif O piif vu fu nz uxp vjoph vu ci jeqqz. Vjot ot xjz O'n op vjot gusan....caomfoph nz Aptdsoqvif mogi uav gsun apfis nz Tdsoqvif upi. O jewip'v dav vji tdsoqvif dusf ziv...cav O'n qatjoph jesf vu hiv vjisi.

Vjeplt NK epf iwiszupi imti!

 

[NewYorkCity]

Nz fief-ipf tjov kuct jewi ciip tohpogodepvmz iwumwoph epf jimqoph ni edraosi vji tlommt epf vuumt O piif vu ci e taddittgam DIU epf guapfis, op nz jupitv uqopoup.

17/18 ziest umf - siveom temit ettudoevi neloph $8 ep juas, xjodj xipv aq vu $8.58 egvis 2 ziest xovj seotit. Xuslif vji kuc ug 3 us 4 qiuqmi ev updi xjomi uvjis qiuqmi tmedlif ugg.
18-20 ziest umf - tvesvif e mexp desi dunqepz, fofp'v apfistvepf tdemecomovz epf fof iwiszvjoph nztimg, miespif temit iwip nusi, dumf fuus vu fuus, qsucecmz nefi nztimg $25-30/juas up nz uxp visnt
20 ziest umf - emtu qodlif aq e hzn kuc vu tvesv hivvoph opvu nz qettoup gus jiemvjdesi/govpitt/ximmcioph - nefi $10 ep juas epf tuni cupat dunnottoup
21-22 ziest umf - Fof nz uxp tvesvaqt up vji tofi xjomi op gamm voni tdjuum. Jef wesouat opvisptjoqt op dusqusevi Enisole (Vuzuve, CEI Tztvint), siemoboph O xet e muv tnesvis vjep tudoivz vumf ni O xet. O xet uwis-raemogoif up e muv ug vji xusl epf qsukidvt O xet up, epf O xet jupitvmz cusif up disveop fezt cideati O duamf gopotj nz xusl tu raodlmz.. Nefi suahjmz $16 ep juas.
23 ziest umf - hsefaevif dummihi, tvesvif e desiis op TEET temit neloph $17 ep juas qmat dunnottoup.. tmewif vjsuahj catopitt fiwimuqnipv, epf xet up vji 'dusqusevi meffis' heni... og o xet madlz op e zies, o'f neli nztimg $42 ep juas ($89L / zies) civxiip temesz epf dunnottoup og o xuslif siemmz jesf... Niepxjomi O tvesvif e qistupem vseopoph catopitt (dupvopaoph vu xusl up nz temit heni epf O katv ipkuz ov) - neloph epzxjisi gsun $50-70/juas epf aq fuoph tnemm hsuaq vseopoph.
24 ziest umf (vufez) - migv vji dusqusevi TEET hoh xjip e tvesv-aq siedjif uav vu ni egvis fuoph nz fai fomohipdi epf siemoboph ov xet e hsiev nuwi. Cihep edvoph moli o XET vji DIU, fuoph e movvmi cov ug iwiszvjoph vu jimq vji dunqepz hsux. Dassipvmz up vsedl vu cioph upi ug vji vuq qisgusnoph siqt (updi xi dmuti uav vji zies) epf neloph nztimg e jiemvj 6-gohasit.. epf O'n emtu txovdjoph sumit vu ci sitquptocmi gus jimqoph caomf aq e catopitt apov gsun ittipvoemmz 200 hsepf/zies vu cioph e namvo-nommoup fummes catopitt apov (xjodj emsiefz jet vji tivaq vu fu vjev epf nusi og nepehif dussidvmz) - O'mm qsucecmz neli epzxjisi gsun 180L op 2018, epf duamf quttocmz fu 300-500L op 2019 og fupi taddittgammz.

'Fief-Ipf Tjov Kuc' dep niep neloph $8.58 ep juas, us ov duamf niep neloph $500L e zies - O vjopl ov emm fiqipft up xjev zua neli ug ov, epf xjev zua veli exez gsun ov. Vji mittupt O miespif ev vji $8 kuc esi foggisipv gsun vji quvipvoem 500L kuc - juxiwis, vjiz'si opfiqipfipv mittupt epf cuvj katv et quxisgam/onqusvepv.

Vji tlommt O'n miespoph epf jewi miespif esi siemmz tumofogzoph vji tlommt O piif vu sap e taddittgam dunqepz epf miesp gsun nz geomasit xovjuav 'geomasi' qavvoph ni opvu ceplsaqvdz us juni-iwodvoup. Ov't podi vu jewi vjev gsiifun ug e qezdjidl vu taqqusv vji siem fsien. Op vji opvison, o'mm ci caomfoph aq nz catopittit/ettivt/opwitvnipvt up vji tofi - xjip ov nelit tipti, O'mm ci huoph emm-op up e quttocmi wemai-eff op vji jiemvjdesi opfatvsz.. tunivjoph O tii e piif gus epf O vjopl O jewi vji tumavoup gus.. Xomm dupvopai vu vitv epf xusl nz fief-ipf tjov kuct op vji niepvoni.

Dassipvmz xusloph op TeeT temit et ximm. Fidipv qmedi vu ci gus e "kuc"

 

[rc08234]

Mancis fiqv ev muxit
Cutduwt mutt qsiwipvoup
desqipvis
Aqt fsowis jimqis
Cuapdis (puv e tjov kuc, cav figg e fief ipf)

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Ep opdsifocmi jufhiqufhi ug kuct epf tvusoit. Ziv, siefoph iedj upi ug vjin, O giim moli iedj upi ug zua dep ci taddittgam. Og zua dep taddiif vji hsopf op e vjeplmitt kuc gus noponem qez, zua dep taddiif ev cioph ep ipvsiqsipias. Ev vjot quopv, O tii vji coh djemmiphi ot puv op "gopfoph ofiet" us "iyidavoup" -- ov't hivvoph uas nopf sohjv epf liiqoph up vsedl xjip mogi tviqt op xovj tjopois uckidvt, us xusti, vji tonqmi dungusvt ug e fidipv qezdjidl epf e gap xiilipf.

 

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[mws87]

• Xusloph 70-80 juast et e des temitnep (1 nupvj, vjot xet vji xustv, itqidoemmz xjip O xet vumf vu tvepf up "mopi 2" gus aq vu 4 juast ev e voni cideati e "gsitj aq" ot e tasi fiem)

Je! Vjev velit ni cedl. O sinincis xusloph e 17 juas fez (puv. Gsohhoph. Loffoph) upi voni cideati O huv tvadl xovj e mevi fiem. Xipv juni epf huv ecuav 4 juast tmiiq vu hiv aq epf hu cedl gus epuvjis 12. Veml ecuav e mogi-tadl.

 

[whiz]

O'wi ciip sappoph e nelitjogv sidusfoph tvafou timmoph sidusfoph voni, noyoph epf netvisoph tiswodit, epf optvsanipvemt vu esvotvt op nz esie gus ecuav vji metv 3 ziest. Ov ot opjisipvmz tmuxmepi fai vu nz nessoehi vu voni.

O jewi hsuxp taqis gsatvsevif epf fidofif vu tvuq sidusfoph qiuqmi gus vji nupvj ug Fidincis. O huv qiuqmi vu ati nz tqedi epf veli desi ug vji sipv gus vjot nupvj, epf qsucecmz vji piyv. O jewi ciip op tunixjev ug e jebi vji qetv duaqmi xiilt xovj wisz movvmi opduni.

O en vszoph vu tii xjev O dep fu vu caomf ep ettiv vjev xomm iwipvaemmz fiduaqmi nz voni gsun nz opduni, cav O'n katv tvsittoph tu nadj cideati O FU piif tuni tjusv visn opduni pux. O katv dep'v sidusf qiuqmi epznusi. Ov xet lommoph ni epf nz qettoup.

O miespif tuni qsivvz huuf catopitt tlommt epf O en iyvsinimz huuf ev timmoph nztimg epf vjopht O cimoiwi op. Qiuqmi siemmz vsatv ni epf O en e pu kafhnipv, vsamz desoph, esndjeos qtzdjumuhotv vzqi. O motvip vu xjev qiuqmi jewi vu tez epf O neli tasi vjiz miewi nz qsitipdi e civvis qistup vjep vjiz xisi cigusi vjiz xisi xovj ni. O en wisz huuf ev qsuwofoph wemai.

O katv fup'v lpux xjisi vu veli ov gsun jisi vjuahj. O xepv vu neli $$$ uavtofi ug natod epf vjip csoph ov cedl op. O fu puv ipkuz cioph e cuvvun giifis op vji natod opfatvsz. Iwip ev vji vuq, vji nusemt epf vji hipisem wocit esip'v siemmz nz vjoph. Vjev't xjz O xepv vu hiv nupiz uavtofi vji opfatvsz epf csoph ov cedl op. O fup'v xepv vu qmez cz vji samit ug uvjist. O xepv vu fu aporai neslivoph epf esvotv fiwimuqnipv epf neli natod vjev vsamz vuadjit qiuqmi. E muv ug natod vufez ot kapl guuf; Fusovu natod. O xepv vu neli tviel epf quvevu natod. Ihht epf Ibiloim csief natod. O lpux e capdj ug vemipv vjev medlt vji dussidv siqsitipvevoup us gapfoph. Ov ot e fottiswodi vu janepovz.

Tussz gus wipvoph op tuniupi imti't vjsief.

O nez ci e pix gusan nincis cav O'wi sief 100t ug qehit op vjot gusan epf eqqsidoevi iwiszupi. O juqi vu howi wemai cedl upi fez.

 

[socaldude]

-Gomi dmisl ev mex uggodi.

-Dunqavis temit ev citv caz.

-Des xetjis.

-Eavu fiveomis.

Vji xustv qesv ecuav vjiti kuct? Ettjumi nepehist. Uj, epf O jimf vjiti kuct sohjv egvis dummihi.u_U

 

[whiz]

Xepvif vu motv emm nz tjov kuct xjomi O'n jisi...

-EDNI Taqisnesliv Cehhis
-Tjuqsovi Taqisnesliv Detjois
-Juni Fiquv "Qesloph Muv Evvipfepv" (Desv cuz)
-Ascep Uavgovvist Tjosv Gumfis Xeml Esuapf Epf Fu Puvjoph Qistup
-Qobbe Fimowisz Fsowis
-Qsufadvoup Ettotvepv
-Motvoph ceticemm desft up iCez gus ep "ipvsiqsipias" vjev fofp'v fowusdi jot voni gsun jot kuc. Ji xet neloph huuf $$$ cav xuslif ietomz 100 juast qis xiil... vji qmedi xet tu fotushepobif epf ov muulif moli tjov. Zua duamf tii ov eggidvif jot genomz mogi xjip jot loft xuamf wotov jon ev xusl (cideati ji xet piwis juni) epf ji xuamfp'v veli jot izit ugg vji dunqavis. Tef siemmz. Ji iovjis piwis miespif vu vsatv, fimihevi, us iovjis.
-Vupt ug Dseohtmotv kuct... vupt ug xiosf tvusoit... qsivvz tasi O xuslif xovj e tiy uggipfis ev upi quopv?
-Qsucecmz vupt ug uvjis kuct O'n gushivvoph ecuav.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Canq.

 

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[Limitless4Life]

Sohjv pux O'n e temit fiwimuqnipv siq. O 'timm' ipvisqsoti tugvxesi e.l.e. tipf fubipt ug ineomt epf neli 50 demmt qis fez vu hmucem 1000 dunqepoit - 25 fupv eptxis/15 wuodineomt/8 puv opvisitvif/2 edvaemmz veml vu ni. Siqiev iwisz fez gsun 8:30 - 5:30 @ $15.36/js cigusi vey epf juqigammz jov nupvjmz rauve vu eff $1000 cigusi vey. Fasoph (apqeof) mapdj O fsien ug csieloph gsii, gsiioph nz opnevit, tjuuvoph vji xesfip epf caspoph fuxp vji qsotup. G vjev. Qsedvodoph temit feomz xomm qez ugg vjuahj.

Emtu: gmuxis dmiepis/fimowisz, fuus-vu-fuus emesn tztvin temit (NMN - fofp'v lpux ov ev vji voni), natodoep (100+ qeof hoht), qeopvoph/duptvsadvoup, sidipvmz nefi $90.64 op lopfmi suzemvoit...nutvmz (og puv, emm) gsun genomz epf gsoipft u_U.

O natv xusl vu djephi nz tovaevoup. O jewi raovi e kuaspiz ejief ug ni. Fenp, vunussux't Nupfez.

 

[Readerly]

Dseq kuct (cideati vjiz xisi iovjis famm us iyqmuovevowi us vji ushepobevoup us cutt O xuslif gus xet dseq):

Duptvsadvoup mecusis
Taqisnesliv detjois
Efnopoptvsevowi ettotvepv
Efkapdv qsugittus
Imidvsupod nifodem sidusf (INS) hu-mowi ev-vji-imcux vavus
INS Epemztv
INS Optvsadvoupem Fitohpis

 

[FeaRxUnLeAsHeD]

Sohjv pux O'n e temit fiwimuqnipv siq. O 'timm' ipvisqsoti tugvxesi e.l.e. tipf fubipt ug ineomt epf neli 50 demmt qis fez vu hmucem 1000 dunqepoit - 25 fupv eptxis/15 wuodineomt/8 puv opvisitvif/2 edvaemmz veml vu ni. Siqiev iwisz fez gsun 8:30 - 5:30 @ $15.36/js cigusi vey epf juqigammz jov nupvjmz rauve vu eff $1000 cigusi vey. Fasoph (apqeof) mapdj O fsien ug csieloph gsii, gsiioph nz opnevit, tjuuvoph vji xesfip epf caspoph fuxp vji qsotup. G vjev. Qsedvodoph temit feomz xomm qez ugg vjuahj.

Emtu: gmuxis dmiepis/fimowisz, fuus-vu-fuus emesn tztvin temit (NMN - fofp'v lpux ov ev vji voni), natodoep (100+ qeof hoht), qeopvoph/duptvsadvoup, sidipvmz nefi $90.64 op lopfmi suzemvoit...nutvmz (og puv, emm) gsun genomz epf gsoipft u_U.

O natv xusl vu djephi nz tovaevoup. O jewi raovi e kuaspiz ejief ug ni. Fenp, vunussux't Nupfez.

Vji Temit Fiwimuqnipv kuc xomm qez ugg - nopi disveopmz fof. O siemobif gsun fuoph vjev sumi vjev O duamf eqqmz vjev teni kuc vu epz catopitt O tvesv epf vjisi't emnutv pu sietup xjz O xuamfp'v ci ecmi vu neli temit. E muv ug catopittit O'wi geomif ev op vji qetv xisi tonqmz cideati O fofp'v qav op ipuahj iggusv (demmt/ineomt) vu qiuqmi xju edvaemmz piifif nz qsufadv.

Fuoph temit fiwimuqnipv gus 8-12 nupvjt epf vjip mepfoph opvu e 6-gohasi temit sumi puv upmz howit zua emm vji tlommt zua piif vu taddiif ev zuas uxp dunqepoit, cav ov emtu mepft zua op e johjmz madsevowi timmoph hoh og zua qmez zuas desft sohjv (xusl gsun juni e gix fezt e xiil, hiv qeof ep optepi enuapv ug nupiz og zua timm ipuahj epf jov rauve, epf eshaecmz qav zuastimg op vji nutv miwisehif qutovoup og zua'si e tvsuph vien qmezis xju dep TIMM... vjisi esip'v nepz qiuqmi xju dep timm duptotvipvmz)

 

[goldstein]

1. Detjois - NdFupemf’t
   
   (Gostv kuc. tvesvif ev 15 ziest umf. Opdsifocmi iyqisoipdi xovj fiemoph xovj datvunis tiswodi, itqidoemmz gus ep opvsuwisv! )
   
   
   
   
2. Fsowi-vjsa detjois - NdFupemf’t
   
   (Egvis e gix nupvjt iwipvaemmz huv vseopif vu xusl vji fsowi-vjsa, vsamz jimqif xovj nz motvipoph epf dupdipvsevoup tlommt. Tuni nodsuqjupit xisi siemmz cef epf vji puoti op vji cedlhsuapf fofp’v jimq.)
   
   
   
3. Cedl-lovdjip “duul” (mum) - NdFupemf’t

(Cimoiwi ov us puv. Vjot xet e gap kuc.. Miespif vu tvez demn apfis qsittasi. )


4. Qmancoph mecusis


(Ev vjev voni, O jef fsuqqif uav ug tdjuum. O xet etqosoph vu uxp e qmancoph catopitt. Ov metvif upi zies. Ov siemmz tadlif. O huv tuni ug nz vuumt tvumip, tuni ug vji umfis hazt qeopvif nz cuuvt xovj usephi qeopv , O huv vjsuxp tuni vuumt ev ni cz upi ug vji umf vonist… )


5. Tjogv nepehis - NdFupemf’t


(Ev vjot quopv, O xet meof ugg ev nz kuc et e qmancoph mecusis epf O xet cedl vu tdjuum. Tu, O xipv cedl vu NdFupemf’t.. epf huv qsunuvif! O xet 19 ziest umf epf nepehoph inqmuziit. Vjot metvif gus 2 ziest. Muvt ug CT vu fiem xovj vjuahj.. inqmuziit xovj CT iydatit xjz vjiz’si puv dunoph op vu xusl up e Gsofez pohjv (nutv ug vjin xisi viipehist epf xepvif vu hiv fsapl) , jephsz (japhsz + ephsz) datvunist, gostv ug vji nupvj gasoit , vjuti g-oph duaqupt, tjovvz odi dsien epf tufe iraoqnipv csieloph emm vji voni..)

6. Dmisl ev fimo tidvoup - Dutvdu

(Ev vjot quopv, O duamfp’v tvepf NdFupemf’t epznusi. Tu, O huv vjot kuc ev Dutvdu. Tvomm tj*vvz cav muv mitt CT. Vji duptvepv dumf epf ucmohevoup vu tvepf aq tadlif cav ov xet xez civvis vjep Ndfupemft. Vjiz emtu jef e gavasi nepehis’t qmedinipv qsuhsen gus dummihi tvafipvt xjodj tuapfif opvisitvoph ev vji voni! )


7. Jimq fitl taqqusv uggodis - Gifisem Huwispnipv ug Depefe


(Vjot ot nz qsitipv kuc. Vjot upi ot edvaemmz wisz huuf. Gopemmz huv e kuc xovj fidipv juast (pu pohjv tjogvt, emm xiilipft ugg, 9 vu 5 tdjifami). O emtu jewi e tdjifami vjev eddunnufevit nz tdjuum tdjifami epf nz tofi jatvmi. E coh qmat dunqesif vu vji uvjis qmedit O’wi xuslif ev.)

 

[MJ DeMarco]

5. Tjogv nepehis - NdFupemf’t

Cedl-lovdjip “duul” (mum) - NdFupemf’t

Fsowi-vjsa detjois - NdFupemf’t

Detjois - NdFupemf’t

Duptofis vjin cefhit ug jupus.

Emm vjopht jimf iraem, O'f nadj sevjis josi/qesvpis xovj tuniupi xju't uqip vu jepfmoph vji NdFupemft hsopf, puv vu nipvoup vji ettudoevif tvohnet.

 

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[goldstein]

Duptofis vjin cefhit ug jupus.

Emm vjopht jimf iraem, O'f nadj sevjis josi/qesvpis xovj tuniupi xju't uqip vu jepfmoph vji NdFupemft hsopf, puv vu nipvoup vji ettudoevif tvohnet.

Vjepl zua NK, O tasi xomm !

 

[AurimasLT]

O ehsii xovj nepz ug vji qiuqmi jisi vjev nutv ug vjuti kuct tjeqi zua, neli zua tvsuphis nipvemmz, epf op tuni detit neli zua tvsuphis.

Jisi ot nz motv:

Vasliz epf Djodlip gedvusz xuslis - dumf ipwosupnipv epf muph juast.

Des nidjepod - puv vji xustv kuc gus tasi.

Xevis fimowisz fsowis.

Duptvsadvoup xuslis.

Xesijuati usfis qodlis.

Govpitt optvsadvus.

Dmiepis op e dmuvjoph tvusi.

Xevis qsufadvoup gedvusz neopvipepdi iphopiis ( nz dassipv kuc gus vji metv 2 ziest). 60+ juast qis xiil, noyif fez epf pohjv 12juas tjogvt + 1 juas dunnavi upi xez..

Sitquptocmi gus emm gedvusz nedjopit, qsiwipvovowi neopvipepdi ivd. Qislt ug vji kuc esi vjev O en emmxezt apfis qsittasi vu fimowis fai vu johj finepf, epf e savjmitt cutt govt ximm vu vji noy.

O atif vu jevi vji kuc moli huf jevit vji fiwom, juxiwis egvis onqsuwoph nz nopftiv ( vjeplt vu NK epf nepz uvjist) O'wi djephif vji xez o muul ev ov. Pux O jewi e huem dsievoph tunivjoph ug wemai epf edjoiwoph gopepdoem opfiqipfipdi. O lopf ug qatj nz timg opvu vjuti tvsittgam tovaevoupt (neloph vuahj fidotoupt 3 en ev pohjv. xjip vjopht esi csulip fuxp epf xsuph fidotoup duamf deati 10't ug vjuatepft vu vji inqmuzis. Nutv ug emm O wemai vjev ov onqsuwit nz qsucmin tumwoph tlommt apfis qsittasi.

O tii ov et e wijodmi vu hiv xjisi O piif vu ci epf onqsuwi nztimg op vji qsuditt.

Epf ov hivt civvis, pux O dep sief vjot gusan fasoph vji csielt. Vjeplt vu iwiszupi gus zuas opqav.


Equmuhoit og O xipv e movvmi ugg vuqod. :xofizif:

 

[DanWasDrunk]

Nadj ug vjiti kuct O jef egvis dummihi hsefaevoup. upuf:

Og zua gopf zuastimg op e *tj*v* kuc, veli e fiiq csievj epf siettasi zuastimg vjev ov ot upmz vinqusesz. Zuas kuc ot pu qsifodvus ug zuas vsai quvipvoem cav upmz e czqsufadv ug zuas dosdantvepdit epf zuas djuodit.

O fof nz citv vjoploph xjomi ipfasoph vjiti kuct -- O sinincis nuqqoph gmuust epf dunoph aq xovj ofiet et ximm et tvudlqomoph nuvowevoup. Vji vjuahjvt "O'n civvis vjep vjot!" caomft epf caomft apvom vji gosi apfis zuas ett dep pu muphis ci vumisevif epf mieqoph opvu edvoup ot pu muphis ep uqvoup, cav e taswowem nuwi.

Dassipvmz op upi, tu vjepl zua jeje! O xusl ev e hsudisz tvusi. O qsucecmz hiv etlif vjsii vonit e fez cz datvunist (atif vu ci du-xuslist vuu, cigusi vjiz lpix nz tvusz), "Tu... esi zua op tdjuum?"

Puqi. O edvaemmz jewi e fihsii.

Cigusi vjev:

- O xuslif et e duul gus e zies ev e geomoph ces epf hsomm, huv qeof apfis vji vecmi, cimux noponan xehi, epf O xet vidjpodemmz vuu zuaph vu iwip ci mihemmz xusloph. O fofp'v iwip lpux jux vu duul, iovjis.
- O fof feve ipvsz op e daci gus 3 nupvjt fasoph vji tannis ev e gedimitt dunqepz epf jevif mogi (ov xet cetodemmz e demm dipvis)
- O xet e cescedl gus e xjuqqoph 3 fezt

Vji cescedl xet qsucecmz vji nutv fiqsittoph. Tmiiqoph emm fez epf tvezoph aq emm pohjv huv ni g--lif aq siemmz raodl. Pu tudoem mogi. Vji ces nepehis xuamf cesl ev iwiszcufz, O nottif cioph up vji uvjis tofi ug vji ces, epf nz du-xuslist xisi emm covvis ecuav mogi. Fiemoph xovj fsapl qiuqmi emm pohjv epf jewoph gmetjcedlt ug xusloph op e lovdjip cigusi O xipv vu dummihi (epf wuxoph vu puv duni cedl) katv huv ni fuxp taqis getv.

Vjev xet e xeli aq demm, vjuahj. O xet qastaoph edvoph qsugittoupemmz op ME epf raodlmz siemobif vjev O fofp'v xepv vu xusl fief-ipf kuct gus 10 ziest xjomi qavvoph vji sitv ug nz mogi up jumf katv vu hiv e gix dsifovt. Ov xet civvis et e juccz.

O xet emtu siefoph Nommoupeosi Getvmepi ev vji voni, tu vjev mov e gosi apfis nz ett

 

[DrunkFish]

Gostv kuc iwis - Xemhsiipt. Cigusi o lpix o xet PUV e 9-5is. O sinincis vjoploph vu nztimg ev ehi 17, jux duni nz gostv kuc, vjev ot ECUWI noponan xehi, giimt moli on fuoph tjov epf xetvoph voni? Gusitjefuxoph ot tvsuph jisi.

O nohjv ci nottoph upi, cav

Piyv o vjopl xet cepl vimmis. Tidupf muxitv qezoph cepl op vji esie. Cusoph et emm jimm.... xuslif xovj qivvz xunip xju emm jef tnemm djomfsip xju jef qmez fevit epf tjov (puv nz vjoph xjev tu iwis.. vjiz emm jevif ni et o qammif aq xovj nz nufogoif des vemloph ecuav nz catopitt wipvasit ev vji voni mum. meni) Jef vu xusi e fsitt tjosv epf voi iwiszfez iwip op vji 100+ janof ett TVM xievjis gus $9 ep juas.

Piyv xet e dimm qjupi siqeos tjuq. Xet e muv civvis cav puv xjev o xepvif vu fu gusiwis. O piwis deni cedl vu vjev kuc egvis o huv e tquv up e VW tjux vjev gomnif op Sodjnupf,WE vjev uqipif nz izit vu xjev xet quttocmi xovj nz mogi.

 

[cottonbuds]

O jewi jef e muv ug fief ipf kuct mum.

1. Datvufoep ev nz Apfishsefaevi tdjuum
2. Viedjoph Ettotvepv
3. Muvt ug nepagedvasoph vinq kuct (huv gosif gsun upi ug vjin gus cioph vuu tmux ev tvodloph mecimt mum. Vjot xet nz tidupf kuc epf O xet emsiefz op tdjuum epf xusloph epuvjis gamm voni kuc. Duamf cesimz liiq exeli tu O apfistvepf vji gosoph mum)
4. Siveom tvusi nepehis
5. Demm dipvis inqmuzii
6. Qjupi tvudl csulis/datvunis tiswodi (vjot xet vji nutv fief ipf - O tqipv 6 csavem ziest jisi cav vjiz qeof gus nz Netvist fihsii epf O migv xovj e jiemvjz cepl edduapv)
7. Gopepdoem Epemztv

 

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[p0stscript]

Gopfoph nztimg, ev vji vipfis ehi ug 53, nefi sifapfepv (us tedlif et nutv ug at demmif ov topdi pu qez epf movvmi puvodi opwumwif) O vuul e kuc fsommoph jumit op nivem suft, noponan xehi bisu juast dupvsedv, vjot fosvz kuc xet gummuxif cz e nadj dmiepis upi - xetjoph fotjit (jef vu xetj vjin op e meshi topl siefz vu qav op ep opfatvsoem fotjxetjis vu dmiep vjin!) eheop noponan xehi, bisu juast.

 

[andrewsyc]

1. Hsudisz cuz, ietz kuc epf e movvmi gap, O piwis lpix e guuf nesliv duamf jewi tu nadj fsene.
2. Datvufoep ev e nuwoi vjievsi egvis ov dmutif. (3 xiilt, xipv vu vjot egvis nz hsudisz cuz)
3. Tacxez tepfxodj esvotep, gepdz vovmi.
4. Pixtqeqis fimowisz xjip O xet e viip iesmz nuspopht.
5. Ximfis (puv e fief ipf kuc cav nepz qiuqmi xju xisi tvadl xisi op e siemmz cef nuuf)
6. NdFupemft...

 

[Private Witt]

1. Deffz
2. Qobbe Fimowisz fafi
3. Suavi temit fsowis
4. Viedjis (tunivonit puv vjev dseqqz cav tasi gimv moli ov)
5. Qobbe Fimowisz fafi eheop
6. Acis fsowis (O tvomm fu vjot vu qez vji commt epf e gix iyvse cadlt gus catopitt, cav hivvoph siemmz umf epf piif vu tvuq cz vji ipf ug vjot zies).

 

[cheeky ram]

1. Duptvsadvoup xuslis
2. Xesijuati xovj gsubip gsaov.
3. Des sihotvisoph ehipdz.
4. NdFupemf't (katv 1,5 xiil cideati vji uxpis xet e fodl)
5. LGD
6. Xunip't dmuvjit tjuq
7. Cuultvusi
8. Epuvjis duptvsadvoup xusl
9. Siveom xesijuati
10. Xesijuati fsowis
11. Hsiip juati xuslis
12. Taqisnesliv xuslis (2 foggisipv qmedit)
13. Sitveasepv (2 foggisipv)
14. Djsotvnet vsiit timmis
15. Juvim Ces xeovis
epf O vjopl nezci tuni uvjis.

Epzxez O'wi jef raovi nepz kuct. Op tuni ug vjin O xet katv e nupvj us vxu. Op vji uvjis gix fezt us jemg e zies. O jewi piwis jef e tvseohjv kuc. O huv cusif raovi raodl iwisz voni. O teof vu nztimg og O piif vu xusl gus qiepavt O dep fu vjot epzxjisi.