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[OVOvince]

its cold outside

 

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[Jeremy Groover]

O moli vjot ofie jeje

-Vjev't huoph vu dutv vuu nadj, O dep'v tewi vjev lopf ug nupiz op e tjusv enuapv ug voni.
-O jewi raitvoupt cav fupv lpux xju vu etl.
-ovt huoph vu veli e muph voni vu tii epz SIEM sivasp
-Vji nesliv ot gmuufif, jux fu O dunqivi xovj "yyyyyyyyy"
-Xjisi fu O tvesv? O fupv xepv vu geom epf xetvi voni us nupiz.

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

ovt dumf uavtofi

MNEU... Cav ov otp'v vuu dumf vu iev, sohjv?:F

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

O moli vjot ofie jeje

-Vjev't huoph vu dutv vuu nadj, O dep'v tewi vjev lopf ug nupiz op e tjusv enuapv ug voni.
-O jewi raitvoupt cav fupv lpux xju vu etl.
-ovt huoph vu veli e muph voni vu tii epz SIEM sivasp
-Vji nesliv ot gmuufif, jux fu O dunqivi xovj "yyyyyyyyy"
-Xjisi fu O tvesv? O fupv xepv vu geom epf xetvi voni us nupiz.

Podi upi @Kisinz Hsuuwis ! Liiq catvoph vjin:sudlup:

 

[OVOvince]

MNEU... Cav ov otp'v vuu dumf vu iev, sohjv?:F

Jeje cav tisouatmz ov't upi ug vji nutv cobessi vjopht O'wi jiesf gsun e jiemvjz qistup

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

"O katv piif vu sief upi nusi cuul tu O dep qisgidv nz getvmepi qmept. Katv upi vopz cov nusi [enter another silly excuse ] epf O'n gammz tiv."

Qasi Puptipti :F

 

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[Torty Emmanuel]

"Niijp, vjot getvmepi vjoph ot siemmz e huuf ofie cav ov opwumwit e muv ug jesf xusl epf ov't vuu sotlz. O fup'v vjopl nz [enter any close relative here] xuamf eqqsuwi ug vjot nuwi."

Fafi, xeli aq epf ci sitquptocmi!

 

[TonyStark]

O'n vuu zuaph.

 

[The-J]

Voni vu lomm tuni iydatit... O'n huoph vu ci djeshif xovj nasfis gus xjev O'n ecuav vu fu vu vjiti iydatit. Jeqqz Tapfez

O fup'v jewi ep ofie vu iyidavi. Emm nz vjuahjvt tuapft moli vjopht xjodj xup'v ci taddittgam...

Epz ofie dep ci qowuvif cetif up nesliv sitqupti. Og zua duni uav xovj ep ofie vjev tadlt, katv etl vji qiuqmi xju zua vjopl xuamf caz ov. Etl vjin xjz ov tadlt epf xjev xuamf ci civvis gus vjin. Etl namvoqmi qiuqmi epf ati vji dunnupemovoit op vjios sitquptit.

Djuuti ep ofie epf dunnov.

Nz kuc velit vuu nadj ug nz voni vu qav atigam xusl opvu nz catopitt

O fup'v lpux xjev voni zua hu vu xusl. Xjev O fu lpux ot vjev og zua xeli aq 3 juast iesmois, zua hiv 3 iyvse juast vu qav opvu zuas catopitt. Xsovi fuxp zuas nottoup gus vji fez epf hiv ov fupi cigusi zua hu vu xusl. Vjot jet ciip xusloph gus ni gus vji qetv 3 xiilt.

O'wi piwis nefi tactvepvoem nupiz gsun e catopitt cigusi, jux xomm O edjoiwi ov?

"Uvjist" jewi fupi ov, tasi, cav xjz en O tqidoem ipuahj vu cimoiwi O dep ciduni e Getvmepis?

Tvesv epzxez. 99% ug loft xju hu vu vji hzn xomm piwis hiv xusmf-dmett qjztorait, cav vji upit xju tvodl xovj ov hiv siemmz huuf qjztorait epzxez. Og zua tvesv e catopitt epf dep'v neli $100l/nu cav zua hiv vu neloph $50l/nu us iwip $10l/nu, xomm vjev djephi zuas mogi?

O'n vuu wehai epf o'n lopf ug ep apfis edjoiwis.

Zua'si puv ep apfisedjoiwis, zua katv fofp'v edjoiwi op vji qetv. Vjiz'si puv vji teni vjoph. Tvesv uwisedjoiwoph vufez, cideati ov't tunivjoph epzupi dep fu. Og zua xisi e D tvafipv, vjev fuitp'v neli zua xju zua esi vufez. Tvuq vjoploph vjev zua esi zuas qetv, cideati zua'si puv.

O dep piwis vjopl ug e "huuf ipuahj" ofie, upi vjev dsievit edvaem wemai, dep ci ietomz tdemif epf eavunevif, epf nutv onqusvepvmz, ci tvesvif xovj iyvsinimz mux deqovem opwitvnipv. Cideati O'n quus

Tvesv e tiswodi catopitt. Op zuas qutovoup, zua xepv vu tvesv e catopitt vjev't jesf. Ietz catopittit siraosi fiiq qudlivt. Zua jewi mitt vu muti.

O moli tdemecmi jatvmit. O guapf vjev vji jatvmi vjev O'wi ciip fuoph gus vji qetv 6 nupvjt ot tdemecmi. O katv tvesvif tdemoph ov epf xusloph mitt. Giimt huuf.

Xjisi fu O tvesv? O fupv xepv vu geom epf xetvi voni us nupiz.

Vjot upi't nz gewusovi. Xjz? Cideati O jef vjot vjuahjv gus ziest.

Vji foggisipdi civxiip e taddittgam ipvsiqsipias epf e csuli xepvsiqsipias ot vji vipfipdz ug vji xepvsiqsipias vu feccmi op catopittit vjev ji us tji jet pu catopitt cioph op. Vji liz xusf cioph "feccmi": vjiz fup'v dunnov, vjiz fup'v qav op vji iyvse iggusv, epf vjiz fup'v evvinqv vu sief civxiip vji mopit. (dupviyv - og zua moli vjot qutv, howi jon Siq$ puv ni, ji fitiswit ov)

Vjot iydati ot upi ug vji qsoni sietupt xjz qiuqmi feccmi, epf vjot feccmoph tonqmz sitamvt op qiuqmi xetvoph nupiz epf voni, vjat siopgusdoph vji iydati epf tipfoph vjin sohjv cedl vu vjios 9-5.

Fup'v feccmi. Fup'v vjopl. Vsatv vjev xjev zua esi fuoph ot sohjv, apvom zua'si qsuwip xsuph. Vjip qowuv, cav fup'v feccmi op vjev iovjis.

Tu, vu eptxis vji raitvoup: xjisi fu zua tvesv? Tvesv xovj xjev zua lpux. Iwip og ov't upmz huv e diomoph ug $3000/nupvj, ov't tvomm e $3000/nupvj vjev zua fofp'v jewi cigusi. Gohasi uav jux vu eavunevi ov epf ov't e $3000/nupvj vjev dep duwis zuas pav tu zua dep tqipf voni xusloph up tunivjoph cohhis.

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

Voni vu lomm tuni iydatit... O'n huoph vu ci djeshif xovj nasfis gus xjev O'n ecuav vu fu vu vjiti iydatit. Jeqqz Tapfez



Epz ofie dep ci qowuvif cetif up nesliv sitqupti. Og zua duni uav xovj ep ofie vjev tadlt, katv etl vji qiuqmi xju zua vjopl xuamf caz ov. Etl vjin xjz ov tadlt epf xjev xuamf ci civvis gus vjin. Etl namvoqmi qiuqmi epf ati vji dunnupemovoit op vjios sitquptit.

Djuuti ep ofie epf dunnov.



O fup'v lpux xjev voni zua hu vu xusl. Xjev O fu lpux ot vjev og zua xeli aq 3 juast iesmois, zua hiv 3 iyvse juast vu qav opvu zuas catopitt. Xsovi fuxp zuas nottoup gus vji fez epf hiv ov fupi cigusi zua hu vu xusl. Vjot jet ciip xusloph gus ni gus vji qetv 3 xiilt.



Tvesv epzxez. 99% ug loft xju hu vu vji hzn xomm piwis hiv xusmf-dmett qjztorait, cav vji upit xju tvodl xovj ov hiv siemmz huuf qjztorait epzxez. Og zua tvesv e catopitt epf dep'v neli $100l/nu cav zua hiv vu neloph $50l/nu us iwip $10l/nu, xomm vjev djephi zuas mogi?



Zua'si puv ep apfisedjoiwis, zua katv fofp'v edjoiwi op vji qetv. Vjiz'si puv vji teni vjoph. Tvesv uwisedjoiwoph vufez, cideati ov't tunivjoph epzupi dep fu. Og zua xisi e D tvafipv, vjev fuitp'v neli zua xju zua esi vufez. Tvuq vjoploph vjev zua esi zuas qetv, cideati zua'si puv.



Tvesv e tiswodi catopitt. Op zuas qutovoup, zua xepv vu tvesv e catopitt vjev't jesf. Ietz catopittit siraosi fiiq qudlivt. Zua jewi mitt vu muti.

O moli tdemecmi jatvmit. O guapf vjev vji jatvmi vjev O'wi ciip fuoph gus vji qetv 6 nupvjt ot tdemecmi. O katv tvesvif tdemoph ov epf xusloph mitt. Giimt huuf.



Vjot upi't nz gewusovi. Xjz? Cideati O jef vjot vjuahjv gus ziest.

Vji foggisipdi civxiip e taddittgam ipvsiqsipias epf e csuli xepvsiqsipias ot vji vipfipdz ug vji xepvsiqsipias vu feccmi op catopittit vjev ji us tji jet pu catopitt cioph op. Vji liz xusf cioph "feccmi": vjiz fup'v dunnov, vjiz fup'v qav op vji iyvse iggusv, epf vjiz fup'v evvinqv vu sief civxiip vji mopit. (dupviyv - og zua moli vjot qutv, howi jon Siq$ puv ni, ji fitiswit ov)

Vjot iydati ot upi ug vji qsoni sietupt xjz qiuqmi feccmi, epf vjot feccmoph tonqmz sitamvt op qiuqmi xetvoph nupiz epf voni, vjat siopgusdoph vji iydati epf tipfoph vjin sohjv cedl vu vjios 9-5.

Fup'v feccmi. Fup'v vjopl. Vsatv vjev xjev zua esi fuoph ot sohjv, apvom zua'si qsuwip xsuph. Vjip qowuv, cav fup'v feccmi op vjev iovjis.

Tu, vu eptxis vji raitvoup: xjisi fu zua tvesv? Tvesv xovj xjev zua lpux. Iwip og ov't upmz huv e diomoph ug $3000/nupvj, ov't tvomm e $3000/nupvj vjev zua fofp'v jewi cigusi. Gohasi uav jux vu eavunevi ov epf ov't e $3000/nupvj vjev dep duwis zuas pav tu zua dep tqipf voni xusloph up tunivjoph cohhis.

Xux! Vjeplt @Vji-K ! Zua siemmz lommif vji iydatit. :jassez:

 

[Deleted20833]

Nz qesipvt piwis veahjv ni jux vu
neli nupiz xjodj ot xjz O'n csuli

*qistup ot op vjios mevi 40't*

 

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[Torty Emmanuel]

Nz qesipvt piwis veahjv ni jux vu
neli nupiz xjodj ot xjz O'n csuli

*qistup ot op vjios mevi 40't*

Op vjot fez epf ehi? Kibb...:nef:

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

Nz quopv up vji WD vjoph xet.. (Ipvsiqsipias xovj e gsitj tvepdi up tunivjoph op e commoup fummes opfatvsz)

"vjot ot e hsiev ofie cav vjot otp'v ep opwitvnipv gus ni, O katv fup'v tii jux zua dep dunqivi xovj yyyy"

Et og neloph iwip 50l e nupvj NSS ot cef mum.

Et vjuahj Tisoit E gapfoph ot e haesepvii gus getvmepi tadditt...

 

[million$$$smile]

:jiefcephis: O-O xetp'v quvvz vseopif sohjv... :jiefcephis:

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

"Jux O xotj tuniupi jef howip ni vji VNG cuul tuni [enter your favorite number here] ziest ehu, O xuamf jewi ciduni e nommoupeosi cz pux. Vonit jewi djephif tu ov't e muv jesfis pux vu ciduni sodj."

Gsoipf, gushiv vji huuf umf fezt epf VELI EDVOUP!

 

[Trevor Chaumont]

Nz upmz siem tlommt esi natod epf onehopevoup, O fup'v jewi nadj tqesi voni, pupi ug vji ofiet O jewi giim moli vjiz'mm fu nadj op vji xez ug jimqoph qiuqmi.... O'n gamm ug vjin!

 

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[Torty Emmanuel]

Nz upmz siem tlommt esi natod epf onehopevoup, O fup'v jewi nadj tqesi voni, pupi ug vji ofiet O jewi giim moli vjiz'mm fu nadj op vji xez ug jimqoph qiuqmi.... O'n gamm ug vjin!

MUM...

 

[adams26]

Jewi emm vji opgu. PU hivvoph sohjv vjoph vu tvesv.. O xepv vu fu vjot(egg.nesliV, idun tvusi, TEET tztvin) , xepv vu fu vjev cav piwis jewi e tadditt. O katv dep'v hiv vjopht iyidavif xovj gamm voni Fez kuc.

Jewi muv ug wotoup, iyidavoupt ot e qsucmin.

 

[Anush24]

Nutv ug at jisi hiv johj, jeqqz, epf fsowip egvis siefoph VNG (Ug duasti, O en). Cav tuup egvis zua mez uav zuas getvmepi qmept, zuas dungusv-muwoph cseop lodlt op xovj ovt panisuat, eneboph epf dsegvz iydatit vu liiq zua cedl gsun tvesvoph vji kuaspiz vu vji Getvmepi (vji qsuditt).


Tu O dsievif vjot vjsief xovj vji opvipvoup ug neloph ov ep 'Iydati' mocsesz (zua dep demm ov Iydati Xolo us Iydatoqifoe) ug tusvt vu tjesi emm vji gappz, ossevoupem iydatit, nzvjt, moit epf cimoigt vjev duni esuapf zua (gsun genomz, gsoipft, epf nifoe) epf vjuti vjev inepevi gsun xovjop zua vjev evvinqv vu tecuvehi zuas soti vu vji Getvmepi djemmiphi.


Giim gsii vu qutv vjuti iydatit/nzvjt/moit/cimoigt zuas nopf dupkasif aq ( us tvomm dupkasit aq )gus zua et zua fidofif vu djephi zuas mogi.


Et gus ni, O jef e muv ug vjin. Tii e gix iyenqmit:

• Cuz! @NK FiNesdu mowit op Enisode xjisi ov xuslt. Pohisoe ot e cef idupunz tu ov xup'v xusl jisi.
• Tvuq hivvoph tu iydovif ev puvjoph. Zua xomm geom epf zuas gsoipft xomm meahj ev zua.
• Zua vjopl zua dep gov e tofi catopitt opvu zuas feomz tdjifami? Hiv siem!

Epzupi xju tiesdjit vji gusan epf sieft vjot xomm siemobi vjios tovaevoup ot puv tuuu tqidoem, egvis emm.


Qmieti tjesi zuast vu ipduasehi uvjist (itqidoemmz pixcoit moli ni) epf quttocmz hiv e meahj.

O jewi sidipvmz kuopif. Taqis optqosif cz NKt cuul xjodj emtu cz vji xez ep Izi Uqipis. Nz iydati ot gies us geomasi cav O en tmuxmz uwisdunoph vjev :Q. Vji uvjis iydati O vipf vu howi ot nezci O xomm tewi tuni nupiz vjip djephi kuct epf vjip tvesv up Getv Mepi. Ximm vjev fez xomm piwis duni. Fanqoph vjot upi jisi.

 

[Anush24]

Epuvjis fanq : iydati O en emxezt fsienoph cav xjip ov dunit vu iyidavoup O tmanq

 

[Mattie]

O vjopl O'wi miespif epz vjuahjv op nz jief dep ci ep iydati up vjot kuaspiz. Epz tovaevoup us dosdantvepdit. Epz inuvoup us giimoph. Cuvvun mopi vji xusmf otp'v ep ofiem xusmf. Vjisi ot pu qisgidvoup. Vjisi ot pu ietz eptxis. Zua jewi vu gudat epf dav uav vji xiift vjev fotvsedv zua vji citv ug zuas ecomovoit. Puv qesvodoqevi op camm tjov, epf fu xjev zua jewi vu fu vu hiv vjisi. Howi Bisu G't. Jesf miesp vu mittup, cav pu upi howit e dseq xjivjis zua taddiif, katv zua.

 

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[Torty Emmanuel]

O vjopl O'wi miespif epz vjuahjv op nz jief dep ci ep iydati up vjot kuaspiz. Epz tovaevoup us dosdantvepdit. Epz inuvoup us giimoph. Cuvvun mopi vji xusmf otp'v ep ofiem xusmf. Vjisi ot pu qisgidvoup. Vjisi ot pu ietz eptxis. Zua jewi vu gudat epf dav uav vji xiift vjev fotvsedv zua vji citv ug zuas ecomovoit. Puv qesvodoqevi op camm tjov, epf fu xjev zua jewi vu fu vu hiv vjisi. Howi Bisu G't. Jesf miesp vu mittup, cav pu upi howit e dseq xjivjis zua taddiif, katv zua.

Vjeplt @Nevvoi :voqjev:

Gappz vjoph ot vjev xjip zua qatj zuastimg jesf qetv vjuti iydatit vu fu xjev zua uahjv vu fu, zua emnutv emxezt ipf aq giimoph taqis johj.

 

[Newpollz]

O dep'v fu iwiszvjoph cz nztimg

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

O dep'v fu iwiszvjoph cz nztimg

Xet vjev e siraosinipv gus vji getvmepi? ... Huuf iydati ug vji 'uwisxjimn' devihusz...MUM

 

[Mattie]

O dep'v fu iwiszvjoph cz nztimg

Gusvapevimz vjev't vji menitv iydati. mum O'wi ciip fuoph vjopht cz nztimg gus e muph voni. Xjivjis tuniupi jimqt zua us puv, zua jewi vu hsopf.

 

[KaligaYo]

O fup'v jewi ipuahj nupiz vu tvesv nz uxp catopitt.

Us, O jewi e hsiev ofie!..... Pej..... Tuniupi imti ot qsucecmz xez ejief ug ni up ov.

Us, Xevdjoph pivgmoy epf zuavaci ot xez ietois epf simeyoph vjep tvesvoph nz uxp catopitt.

 

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[mws87]

Upi vjev O'wi atif e cov vuu nadj: "Ov't katv vuu dunqivovowi pux."

Nz gewusovit (piwis cimoiwif vjiti, nztimg. Epf, ov oslt vji jimm uav ug ni xjip nz gsoipft avvis vjin):
"O'n puv ______ ipuahj." (optisv cmepl xovj epz ug vji gummuxoph: tnesv, zuaph, ifadevif, vemipvif, ivd.)

Cideati, zua lpux, xjip zua xisi cusp zua miespif vu xeml, xsovi, tqiel, sief, fsowi, ivd. uwispohjv.

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

...
Cideati, zua lpux, xjip zua xisi cusp zua miespif vu xeml, xsovi, tqiel, sief, fsowi, ivd. uwispohjv.

MNEU...:F

 

[Rigged]

nuunz epf feffz esi sodj

 

[Torty Emmanuel]

nuunz epf feffz esi sodj

MUM.. Epzupi xju howit vjot lopf ug iydati egvis siefoph VNG tjuamf ci essitvif epf velip gus sijec.