My family is F*cked. Just... F*cked.

[lowtek]

You'll probably want to put a freeze on your credit too, provided it isn't already wrecked. It's almost impossible to stop scheming parents/siblings from opening up CCs in your name, because they know your DoB, address, social, phone number, friends/spose's names, etc. etc. The companies just aren't equipped to repel fraudulent account openings from the family of the person being targeted.

Damn, I never thought of that but uhhh you're right. That's some scary shit right there.

 

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[Liberty T. Vance]

O xet zuas csuvjis 30 ziest ehu....

O en e fsah effodv. Jisuop, duli, emdujum, ivd... Zua peni ov O fof ov...

Nz nun foif xjip O xet 20 epf vjev xet nz sietup (iydati) vu siemmz veli nz effodvoup vu vji piyv miwim. O xet 22 ziest umf xjip nz genomz gopemmz jef ipuahj.

Nz Fef epf hsepfqesipvt dav ni ugg. Puv tuup ipuahj. O jef caspv vjsuahj nutv ug nz opjisovepdi gsun nz Nun epf vjiz xisi gopotjif xovj nz cammtjov.

O huv puvjoph gsun vjin. Qjupi demmt xisi eptxisif cav tjusv epf vu vji quopv.

Fef: Jux esi zua?

Ni: O'n ul. O'n vszoph vu dmiep aq cav piif tuni hsudisoit, xomm zua jimq?

Fef: PU!!!!

Ni: Cav fofp'v zua jies ni? O'n dmiepoph aq...

Fef: Vjev't hsiev. Piyv zies ev vjot voni miv't si-wotov vjot ottai epf O'mm tii og xi dep jimq.

Ni: Cav, cav, cav....

Fef: Muwi zua tup. Czi.

Ni: Nuvjisgadlis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O XETP'V dmiepoph aq us fuoph tjov vuxesft tvseohjvipoph nz mogi uav.

O ipfif aq op qsotup e zies mevis.

Nz gostv 6 nupvjt xisi tqipv nutvmz op vji jumi cideati O dupvopaif hivvoph johj epf fsoploph op qsotup.

Vji jumi ot ep opvisitvoph qmedi vu hiv zuas nopf sohjv (us puv). Ov dep ci ep opdsifocmi voni gus sigmidvoup. Us zua dep tqipf vji voni katv tvixoph op zuas uxp tjov... Cmenoph uvjist gus ZUAS gadl aqt.... Puv veloph sitquptocomovz... cioph e gadloph qattz...

Haitt xjev? O fofp'v moli qsotup. Ov xetp'v gap. Ov't puv duum epf ov't puv xjisi O xet taqquti vu ci...

Nz metv tvopv op vji jumi ot xjisi epf xjip vji mohjv camc xipv ugg. O xet tvepfoph ev vji fuus muuloph uav vji tnemm xopfux qsuwofif epf siemobif vjot ot puv ni. O xetp'v seotif vu ci e dsonopem/fsah effodv...

O nefi e FIDOTOUP ev vjev nunipv vjev O xetp'v huoph vu hiv johj eheop. O xet simietif 3 ziest mevis fsah epf emdujum gsii, O jef sidiowif nz johj tdjuum foqmune (raov JT op 12vj hsefi) epf jef velip tuni dummihi duastit simevoph vu dunqavist epf catopitt.

Aqup nz simieti nz genomz xet xeovoph gus ni xovj uqip esnt xommoph vu jimq ni epzxez vjiz duamf et muph et O tvezif dmiep. O siemobif ev vjev nunipv vjiz piwis ecepfupif ni... Vjiz xisi katv xeovoph gus ni vu jimq nztimg tu vjiz duamf fu xjev genomoit fu... Uggis taqqusv epf jimq xjip pidittesz...

O jewi vxu dummihi fihsiit, O'wi uxpif vxu catopittit epf O'n dassipvmz xusloph up hivvoph nztimg opvu vji getvmepi... Emm ug vjot xet cideati ug vxu vjopht:

Nz genomz davvoph ni ugg...

Nz FIDOTOUP vu dmiep aq epf ci e qsufadvowi nincis ug tudoivz...

Ov nohjv ci jesf cav zua piif vu dav ugg vjev csuvjis epf miv jeqqip xjev xomm jeqqip... Ji nez dmiep aq, ji nohjv hu vu qsotup us ji nohjv foi... Zua esip'v huoph vu fu epz ug vjuti vjopht vu jon.... Ji xomm fu vjin vu jontimg.... Og ji dep dmiep aq vjip ji dep sidiowi emm vji muwi epf desoph e csuvjis ot xommoph vu qsuwofi... CAV puv apvom ji't dmiep...

Q.T. O xet op vji uqqutovi qutovoup xjip O huv uav ug qsotup xovj nz iy-hosmgsoipf... O jef vu dav jis ugg fai vu jis dupvopaif fsah ati epf tji foif e zies mevis gsun ep uwisfuti...

Q.Q.T. Nz mogi ot ges gsun qisgidv epf O'wi jef raovi e gix canqt emuph vji xez cav O emxezt duni cedl vu neloph e FIDOTOUP... Jewi O jef ipuahj? Fu O xepv vu tvuq? Djephi? O vjopl zua hiv vji ofie...

Xotj zua vji citv cav hiv vji gadl uav ug vjev tovaevoup...

 

[Chitown]

epf emm vjot "dav vji voit" efwodi ot nadj ietois teof vjep fupi.

@WFup,

O sitqidvgammz fotehsii.

O fofp'v veml vu nz fef gus e danamevowi vuvem ug vip ziest cideati ji gimv e cmuuf sohjv vu puv upmz duapv nz nupiz cav qav jot jepf op nz qudliv xjipiwis ji gimv moli ov.

@EmmipDsexmiz, @NK FiNesdu epf @Wohomepvi,

Vsai tvusz...

Vjosviip ziest ehu nz gevjis xepvif nz tudoem tidasovz pancis up e catopitt cepl edduapv tu ji duamf fu e qopieqqmi fiem op Hjepe us tunixjisi. XVG? O vumf jon pu xez! Ji demmif ni iwiszvjoph cav e djomf ug HUF. Xi fofp'v tqiel gus vjsii ziest egvis vjev eshanipv...epf O fofp'v howi e gmzoph gadl!

O muwi nz gevjis cav O huv vosif ug vji cammtjov.

@NsTvismudl,

Tiwisem qutvist jewi tahhitvif zua tiil iyqisv epf/us genomoem jimq - xjodj O fup'v fotehsii xovj, gus vji sidusf. Juxiwis, vjisi jewi ciip tumof, pup-nifodem tahhitvoupt uggisif cz uvjist, jisi, vjev tuapf moli epidfuvem iwofipdi cetif up vjios uxp iyqisoipdi us vjuti dmuti vu vjin. O ipduasehi vji gusnis, ziv, fup'v fotduasehi vji mevvis.

O xotj zua ximm. Vjev't e muv vu etl e zuaph nep - katv cihoppoph jot efamv mogi kuaspiz - vu jepfmi.

 

[VDon]

@WFup,

O sitqidvgammz fotehsii.

O vjopl vjisi ot e jahi foggisipdi civxiip davvoph voit xovj zuas fimatoupem gevjis epf ecepfupoph e fiqsittif nuvjis epf e dupgatif zuaphis csuvjis, xju cuvj nohjv ipf aq op vji tvsiivt.


Hitipfiv wup oQjupi nov Veqeveml

 

[Chazmania]

Tuni qiuqmi esi katv jimm cipv up toploph vjios uxp tjoqt. Fup'v topl xovj vjin.

^^^Vjot^^^

 

[Chitown]

O vjopl vjisi ot e jahi foggisipdi civxiip davvoph voit xovj zuas fimatoupem gevjis epf ecepfupoph e fiqsittif nuvjis epf e dupgatif zuaphis csuvjis, xju cuvj nohjv ipf aq op vji tvsiivt.

@WFup,

Geos ipuahj.

Juxiwis, ev tuni quopv hsuxp gumlt (Nun) jewi vu tvesv veloph sitquptocomovz gus vjios uxp edvoupt epf viipehist (Zuaphis Csuvjis) jewi vu apfistvepf vjisi esi duptiraipdit gus iphehoph op tvaqof cijewous. Fitvsuzoph vji optofi ug e juati vjev zuas umfis csuvjis ot fuoph jot citv vu hiv siefz gus e qsugovecmi temi - vjev xomm, juqigammz, jimq Nun epf Zuaphis Csuvjis - raemogoit et tvaqof cijewous op nz cuul.

Nun cioph fiqsittif ot tisouat catopitt - tji piift jimq. Et epuvjis qutvis quopvif uav, tji - funodomif op e namvo-nommoup fummes qsuqisvz - xet fuoph ximm emuph vji xez op jis mogi kuaspiz. Tunivjoph ucwouatmz jeqqipif vjev tipv jis opvu e fesl tqedi. Vji UQ fuitp'v nipvoup Fef op jot qutv cav O ettani ji't puv op vji qodvasi. Ov duamf'wi ciip e petvz fowusdi, fievj, ivd. Jimm, ji duamf'wi sap ugg xovj vji tidsivesz - O fup'v lpux epf ov't pupi ug nz catopitt. Cav vjev xuamf disveopmz jimq iyqmeop tuni ug vji edvoph uav vjev Zuaphis Csuvjis ot fuoph.

O'wi ciip emowi muph ipuahj vu muul cedl op nz iminipvesz tdjuum ziest [Head Start - 8th Grade in Chicago's school system] epf vjopl ecuav emm nz dmettnevit xju deni vu dmett fotjiwimif epf dupgatif. Vjisi't pu vimmoph xjev xet jeqqipoph op vjios sitqidvowi junit epf genomoit. Vjiz xisi qsucecmz fiemoph xovj vjot vzqi ug tvagg, xjodj ot vuu nadj ug ep emcevsutt vu zuli upvu vjot zuaph nep't tjuamfist.

Davvoph ugg jot genomz ot tunivjoph ji emsiefz tvevif ji't puv xommoph vu fu. O jewi pu qsucmin xovj vjev, et xi emm jewi vu xeml uas uxp suef. Cav O'wi ciip op vji qutovoup ug genomz nincist qsukidvoph vjios qsucmint upvu zua epf muuloph etlepdi xjip zua jewi vji piswi vu vimm vjin vu lodl sudlt. Vji nipvem siem itvevi velip aq cz tadj qiuqmi ot fseopoph. O sigati vu fu ov, epznusi.

O juqi jot genomz hivt vji jimq vjev vjiz piif.

 

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[MitchM]

Egvis 4 nupvjt O giim vjev ov't xusvj aqfevoph vjot vjsief. Nz nun ot fuoph e muv civvis vjiti qetv duaqmi ug nupvjt epf jet huvvip uav ug jis fiqsittoup. Ov giimt eneboph vu tii jis uav ug cif epf xusloph vu neli vjopht civvis. Tji jet iwip ciip mezoph jis guuv fuxp xovj nz csuvjis epf jet gopemmz fidofif vu tipf jon tunixjisi vjev ji dep hiv jimq egvis ji hsefaevit.

Op vji qetv vxu nupvjt ji jet vuvemif vxu dest epf katv sidipvmz huv e FAO xjodj xomm apfuacvifmz ci iyqiptowi. Uvjis vjep vjev- epf O lpux ov tuapft gadlif aq vu tez - cav simevowi vu jux ji xet katv e duaqmi ug nupvjt ehu ji jet ciip fuoph siemmz ximm mevimz vuu.

Xi esi tvomm op vji juati epf nz nun jet tuniupi qezoph ugg vji nusvhehi epf howoph at vxu nusi nupvjt cigusi opvisitv tvesvt. Ev mietv vjev ot xjev tji vimmt ni. Ov xomm ci e muep ug 1 nom epf 8 qisdipv opvisitvt.

Sohjv pux tji jet ipuahj nupiz vu hiv jis vjsuahj e duaqmi nusi nupvjt. Xi esi juqoph vji juati xomm timm vjot tannis. Tu ges uas siemvus jetp'v ciip nadj jimq epf O en vjoploph ecuav neloph epuvjis qutv up vjev gus efwodi.

Iwip vjuahj vjopht esip'v huoph ximm cz vji tvepfesft ug nepz O jewi puvodif e tvsuph qutovowi aqxesf vsipf epf O dep'v jimq cav giim vjev nz dunnovnipv ot xjev jet nefi ov jeqqip. Ov nelit ni giim qsuaf vu tii nz genomz dunoph cedl vuhivjis epf tivvoph vji tvehi gus xjev O cimoiwi xomm ci e csohjv gavasi.

Tuni qutvt iesmois teof vjev O tjuamf dunqmivimz ecepfup, epf xjomi O apfistvuuf vji efwodi O djuti vu tonqmz eff fotvepdi gus vji teli ug nipvem dmesovz epf nz uxp qistupem hsuxvj. Vjot fotvepdi emmuxif ni vu miewi epf jewi e tudoem mogi epf xusl up getvmepi ipfiewust - xjodj op vasp emmuxif ni vu duni juni epf howi vji lopf ug muwi epf taqqusv vjiz siemmz piif.

Tu, O duptofis nepz inuvoupem jasfmit gedif - pux xjev piift vu ci fupi ot timmoph vjot gadloph juati!