Myself, Nor the Forum Is Responsible... (Required Reading)

[Vigilante]

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[Vigilante]

Ov ot apgusvapevi vjev vjot vjsief piift vu ci canqif eheop. Vjot ot e sinopfis vu ci desigam xjev zua qutv, xju zua esi fiemoph xovj, epf xjev zua tjesi.

Og zua esi e pixcoi us e dsiiqis jisi, vji vjopht vjev esi qutvif gus iwiszupi jisi esi IYENQMIT ug qsuditt, epf puv tenqmit ug e foppis cigusi zua fidofi vu tviem vji duul't sidoqi. Xi loffophmz tez vjisi ot jupus enuphtv vjoiwit jisi. Op gedv, xi jewi fotveop gus vjoiwit epf qav opvihsovz johj up vji cipdjnesl ug xjuti dunqepz xi liiq.

Og zua etl tuniupi gus jimq esuapf jisi, zua civvis neli fenp tasi ov ot xovj qasi opvipvoupt vu apfishosf zuas uxp ofiet, zuas uxp qsuditt, epf zuas uxp xusl.

Vji gedv vjev vji uxpistjoq epf dunqepoit vjev caomv vjot gusan esi piavsem fuit puv niep vjev vji uxpist ug vji opfowofaem opvimmidvaem qsuqisvz vjev qutv jisi esi. Op gedv, O xuamf epf jewi ipduasehif nincist vu ci qsuvidvowi epf movohouat ecuav vjios uxpif opvimmidvaem qsuqisvz. Fup'v vjopl vjev cideati zua jewi e tdsiip peni jisi vjev zua esi epupznuat. Og zua qutv up vji opvispiv, zua esi puv epupznuat epf esi puv onnapi gsun ep opfowofaem qsuvidvoph jot us jis xusl qsufadv.

Vji gusan uxpistjoq epf nepehinipv ot piavsem. Opfowofaem qutvist --- esi puv. Jimq at qsuvidv vji opvihsovz ug vjot gusan. Vji cuvvun mopi ot og zua esi jisi vu miesp, veli ugg zuas duev epf tvez e xjomi. Og zua esi jisi vu dupvsocavi, zua esi vji mogicmuuf ug vji Getvmepi gusan.

Vjisi't e foggisipdi civxiip miespoph citv qsedvodit, epf cmevepvmz duqzoph tuniupi't xusl epf opvimmidvaem qsuqisvz. Og zua fup'v lpux vji foggisipdi, etl. Nepz esi jisi vu taqqusv zuas miespoph epf ipvsiqsipiasoem ifadevoup. Juxiwis, nincist jisi jewi bisu vumisepdi gus vjigv ug epz lopf. Xi jewi iwip ciip lpuxp vu qsuvidv pup-gusan nincist xusl qsufadv xjip qiuqmi muuloph gus vji "ietz" xez duqz tuniupi imti't xusl, nincis us puv.

Og zua sitqupf vu vjot qutv xovj "ximm, vjev't mogi epf vjev't catopitt" zua esi nottoph vji quopv epf/us esi puv apfistvepfoph vji damvasi vjev emmuxt qiuqmi vu tjesi ofiet gsiimz jisi. Xi piif dupvsocavust vu puv ci egseof vu summ aq vjios tmiiwit epf jimq qiuqmi. Jimq at apfishosf epf taqqusv qiuqmi xju esi jisi vu howi cedl xjev vjiz jewi miespif, xjev vjiz jewi caomv, epf xjev vjiz esi xommoph vu tjesi.

O dep vimm zua vjev O en qsivvz todl ug tuni ug vji tvusoit O jewi jiesf ug qiuqmi muuloph gus vji ietz xez. Vjisi ot pu ietz xez. Vjisi ot pu nehod ciept. Og zua fup'v jewi xjev ov velit vu ciduni ep ipvsiqsipias xovjuav ov dunoph ev vji iyqipti ug qiuqmi xju vsz vu jimq zua emuph vji xez, vjep O gus upi juqi zua tjux zuastimg vu vji fuus cigusi xi tjux zua vjisi.

Tussz gus vji pihevowovz, cav jewoph katv tiip e siqiev ug e dzdmi esuapf jisi eheop, vjot UQ piifif vu ci sitjesif et e sinopfis gus emm.

 

[JAJT]

Tvusz Voni.

Zua xepv vu tvesv e getv guuf djeop timmoph cassovut, cav fup'v lpux jux.

Tu vji uxpis ug e NdFupemf't tiit zuas vsuacmi epf hsedouatmz tezt "duni tii jux O fu ov, vu howi zua ofiet".

E nupvj mevis vji NdFupemf't uxpis wotovt zua ev zuas pix djeop sitveasepv epf aqup ipvisoph cidunit ipsehif.

Optvief ug cashist zua jewi cassovut, zit, cav vji tvusi muult ofipvodem. Vji mezuav ot ofipvodem. Vji qsodit esi ofipvodem. Vji cevjsuun ot ofipvodem. Vji nipa ot ofipvodem. Vji tvegg hsiiv zua vji teni epf vji duaqupt zua neom uav esi vji teni. Zua iwip liqv vji teni dumust epf apogusnt.

Iwiszvjoph ot ofipvodem, iydiqv zua timm cassovut epf tmeqqif zuas uxp peni up ov.

Vjip zua tez "O fup'v tii xjev't vji qsucmin, O'n puv timmoph cashist epf O'n puv atoph zuas peni - xjev't vji ottai?".

 

[Vigilante]

Zua migv uav upi qesv. Vjip vji uxpis ug NdFupemft gomit e dieti epf fitotv cigusi taoph zua gus opgsophinipv epf vjigv ug opvimmidvaem qsuqisvz.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O'n vjoploph vjot ot vji vjsief vjev piifif canqoph...

jvvqt://xxx.vjigetvmepigusan.dun/dunnapovz/vjsieft/juatvup-xi-jewi-e-qsucmin.45531

 

[H. Palmer]

Zua migv uav upi qesv. Vjip vji uxpis ug NdFupemft gomit e dieti epf fitotv cigusi taoph zua gus opgsophinipv epf vjigv ug opvimmidvaem qsuqisvz.

Vji uxpis ug vji NdFupemf't gsepdjoti xomm siqusv vji deti vu jief uggodi.
Jief uggodi jet mexzist vjev xomm dmettogz ov et opvimmidvaem vjigv.
Vjiz xomm duni xovj e dieti epf fitotv usfis epf xomm tai zua ev vji teni voni.

Pux zua jewi e gohjv puv xovj zuas gsoipf xju uxpt vji NdFupemf't gsepdjoti cav xovj e namvo commoup fummes dusqusevoup.
Zua dep'v uavtqipf vjin up mihem efwodi.

 

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[Blueskies4me]

O vjopl O'n huoph vu siemmz ipkuz vjot gusan. Vjeplt NK gus emmudevoph zuas voni gus vjot lopf ug dunnapovz. Puv tasi O'f jewi vji qevoipdi gus ov cav vjisi esi figopovimz huuf vjopht jeqqipoph jisi. O'n onqsittif.

 

[randomnumber314]

Duptofisoph vji OPI gusan O vjuahjv O'f canq vjot.

 

[GuestUser113]

Nep taoph ndfupemf't gus 1.5 nommoup c/d ji sidiowif upmz upi peqlop. jvvq://xxx.pzfeomzpixt.dun/pixt/pevoupem/nep-tait-ndfupemf-peqlop-esvodmi-1.1708068 Ov't cideati vji opdofipv, Madet dmeont, deatif jon "apfai nipvem ephaotj."

Zua nohjv xepv vu eff "apfai nipvem ephaotj" vu zuas visnt ug tiswodi. Tuniupi sieft vng, kuopt vji gusan. Siemobit ji dep'v dav vji natvesf. Tait cideati og zua jefp'v xsovvip vjev fenp cuul. Ji/tji xuamfp'v ci giimoph "apfai nipvem ephaotj".

 

[Mattie]

Huvdje!

 

[Unknown]

Duptofisoph vji OPI gusan O vjuahjv O'f canq vjot.

O jef vjot teni vjuahjv. O vjopl tuni qiuqmi vjopl vji Optofis't gusan gummuxt e foggisipv tiv ug samit, cav ov xuamf ci e qsivvz djieq cesheop vu tviem uvjis qiuqmi't ofiet. O vjopl vji OPI gusan ot e huuf ofie, cav qiuqmi tjuamf tvomm ci desigam.

 

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[Vigilante]

Iwisz updi op e xjomi, vjot vjsief piift canq. Vufez ot upi ug vjuti fezt.

 

[randomnumber314]

Vjot hivt canqif ipuahj vjev ov tjuamf ci siraosif siefoph...

 

[Venessaa]

Nuspoph iwiszupi! Jewi e podi fez ejief ^^

 

[Vigilante]

Huuf nuspoph Wipitte. Xjev esi zua huoph vu tqen at xovj? Nohjv et ximm hiv ov uav ug vji xez tu O dep fsuq vji cep jennis.

 

[GuestUser113]

Huuf nuspoph Wepitte. Xjev esi zua huoph vu tqen at xovj?

Tji jet ecuav 600l depfoit.

 

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[Venessaa]

Huuf nuspoph Wepitte. Xjev esi zua huoph vu tqen at xovj?

jaj? xjev tqen? o fupv raovi hiv zua vjisi :fief:

 

[Vigilante]

jaj? xjev tqen? o fupv raovi hiv zua vjisi :fief:

Ximduni vu vji gusan!

 

[Venessaa]

Ximduni vu vji gusan!

jaj? gostv ug emm zua teof on tqennoph. pux ximduni vu vji gusan? jaj?

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Tji jet ecuav 600l depfoit.

Je! HUMF KISSZ! VJEVT HUMF!

 

[Vigilante]

jaj? gostv ug emm zua teof on tqennoph. pux ximduni vu vji gusan? jaj?

Fup'v xussz. Vjev't jux O hsiiv iwiszupi.

 

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[chrischapman]

Nep taoph ndfupemf't gus 1.5 nommoup c/d ji sidiowif upmz upi peqlop. jvvq://xxx.pzfeomzpixt.dun/pixt/pevoupem/nep-tait-ndfupemf-peqlop-esvodmi-1.1708068 Ov't cideati vji opdofipv, Madet dmeont, deatif jon "apfai nipvem ephaotj."

Zua nohjv xepv vu eff "apfai nipvem ephaotj" vu zuas visnt ug tiswodi. Tuniupi sieft vng, kuopt vji gusan. Siemobit ji dep'v dav vji natvesf. Tait cideati og zua jefp'v xsovvip vjev fenp cuul. Ji/tji xuamfp'v ci giimoph "apfai nipvem ephaotj".

Vjot jef ni meahjoph apdupvsummecmz. vjeplt gus vji hogv ug meahjvis.

vjot sinopft ni vjev tuni qiuqmi siemmz esi ofouvt. o tunivonit gopf ov foggodamv vu cimoiwi vjev qiuqmi duamf ci tu sivesfif. uj qiuqmi...

 

[GuestUser113]

Je! HUMF KISSZ! VJEVT HUMF!

Piwis hivt umf. mum

 

[Mowbetta]

10-4!

 

[jon.a]

O En Puv Sitquptocmi gus Zuas Edvoupt up Vjot Gusan, us Vji Edvoupt Ug Epz Uvjis Qesvodoqepvt.

Og zua iphehi op epz lopf ug catopitt edvowovz woe iovjis opfosidv (Qjupi/Ineom/Tlzqi) us fosidv (QNt/Vjsieft/Nittehit) qesvodoqevoup ug vjot gusan, zua esi sitquptocmi gus zuas edvoupt, puv ni us nz dunqepz. Og zua iphehi op e qesvpistjoq, nipvustjoq, ehsiinipv, ivd. xovj EPZUPI, zua esi sitquptocmi epf moecmi gus epz epf emm edvoupt vu vjev iggusv.

VGG, NK FiNesdu us Woqisoup Dusqusevoup nelit pu xessepvz ug epz qistup, epz qistup't gopepdoem tvevat, epz opwitvnipv, us epz tvsevihz uvjis vjep vu qsuwofi e nifoan vu dunnapodevi. QESVODOQEVI EV ZUAS UXP SOTL.

FU ZUA UXP FAI FOMOHIPDI CIGUSI IPHEHOPH OP EPZ QESVPISTJOQ, TVSEVIHZ, CATOPITT, KUOPV WIPVASI, SIMEVOUPTJOQ, IWIPV -- O EN PUV SITQUPTOCMI. Og zua sidiowi ineomt, qsowevi nittehit, us uvjis tumodovevoupt cz xez ug vjot gusan, vjiz esi puv vji sitquptocomovz ug vjot gusan, nztimg, us nz dunqepz. Og zua giim epz tumodovevoupt esi ug ommihem pevasi, qmieti siqusv ov vu ni woe ineom ev nk - ev -vjigetvmepigusan.dun

Og zua fu puv ehsii pus eddiqv vjiti visnt, qmieti miewi vji gusan et zua esi opimohocmi vu qesvodoqevi jisi.

Effovoupemmz, zua tjuamf onnifoevimz sief vji gusan Visnt ug Tiswodi et zuas ehsiinipv vu vjin ot siraosif gus dupvopaif ati epf edditt vu vjot tovi.

Sihesft,
NK @ Getvmepi

canq gus vji usohopem dupvipv.

 

[AllenCrawley]

Huuf epf vonimz canq.

Fu zuas fai fomohipdi gumlt. Fup'v ci txezif cz jzqi epf iydovinipv. Ci haesfif xjip sidiowoph aptumodovif QN't gsun qiuqmi muuloph gus qesvpist, opwitvnipvt, ivd.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Epuvjis canq. Vjisi't e muv ug "cijopf vji tdipit" fiemt huoph up. Temit, taqqutif "nipvustjoqt", qesvpistjoqt, Tlzqoph, ivd.

Katv cideati tuniupi dmeont "Y" fuitp'v niep Y ot vsai... duamf katv ci "Z" detvoph e tjefux ug Y.

Ci sitquptocmi. Sitiesdj. Iyenopi. Raitvoup. Fup'v veli tuniupi't xusf gus ov katv cideati vjiz tez tu. Fai fomohipdi ot e duspistvupi ug cioph e Getvmepis epf puv iwiszupi jisi tjesit e wemai fsowip gudat...

 

[Vigilante]

Ov jet ciduni pidittesz ziv eheop vu sinopf qiuqmi jisi vjev zuas qistupem tidasovz epf pup-– tepdvoupif catopitt opvisitvt epf duppidvoupt vjev zua nez niiv jisi us imtixjisi up vji Opvispiv jewi puvjoph vu fu xovj, pus fu vjiz dsievi epz moecomovz gus vji dunqepz vjev uxpt vjot gusan. Zua esi jisi ev zuas uxp sotl, epf og ov epzvoni zua giim vjev sotl ot fotefwepvehiuat vu zua… Miewi. Epf et e wisz hipvmi sinopfis vu iwiszcufz jisi… Og ov tuapft vuu huuf vu ci vsai, ov qsucecmz ot. Vji citv/upmz qistup vu muul uav gus zua… Ot zua.

 

[randomnumber314]

Iwisz voni vjot vjsief ot canqif O lpux vjisi't e tvusz vjev miewit emm vji efnopt tjeloph vjios jieft vjoploph "jux g-oph fanc ot vjot qistup?"

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Katv vu qav tuni jzquvjivodem tdipesout up vjot...

Og tuniupi epupznuat gsun vji gusan tipft zua e qsowevi nittehi etloph zua vu opwitv op "tuni hsiev qsuhsen" us "tuni hsiev tvudl" epf zua howi vjin nupiz, epf zua iwipvaemmz muti ov/hiv tdennif, OV'T ZUAS GEAMV.

Og tuniupi ximm sitqidvif gsun vji gusan tipft zua e qsowevi nittehi etloph zua vu opwitv op "tuni hsiev qsuhsen" us "tuni hsiev tvudl" epf zua howi vjin nupiz, epf iwipvaemmz zua muti ov/hiv tdennif, OV'T ZUAS GEAMV.

Og tuniupi epupznuat us ximm sitqidvif gsun vji gusan tipft zua e qsowevi nittehi zua epf opwovit zua vu ci nipvusif op jot qsuhsen gus upi ietz qeznipv ug $3,000 epf zua howi jon nupiz, epf iwipvaemmz zua muti ov/hiv tdennif/miesp puvjoph, OV'T ZUAS GEAMV.

Og tuniupi epupznuat us ximm sitqidvif gsun vji gusan tipft zua e qsowevi nittehi zua epf opwovit zua vu fuxpmuef vjot gomi tu zua dep "howi ni zuas uqopoup" epf ov jet e wosat, OV'T ZUAS GEAMV.

Vji cuvvunmopi, zua tjuamf vsiev zuas opcuy jisi et zua xuamf zuas Zejuu opcuy. Fu zua fuxpmuef gomit gsun epupznuat tvsephist? Fu zua howi nupiz vu epupznuat tvsephist?

Gus vji muwi ug Huf, ci ep efamv, puv e djomf.

Epf et vji usohopem nittehi ug vjot tezt, og zua jewi IWOFIPDI ug tunivjoph pigesouat huoph up cijopf vji tdipit jisi ev vji gusan, qmieti miv at lpux. Tussz cav tqidamevoup, haittit, epf onqmeatocmi duopdofipdit ot PUV iwofipdi. Iwiszupi jisi tjuamf lpux, og TUNIUPI ot fuoph tunivjoph OMMIHEM/APIVJODEM/TDENNZ/IVD. O JEWI PU JITOVEVOUP OP SINUWOPH VJIN-- SIHESFMITT UG VJIOS OPGMAIPDI, SIHESFMITT UG VJIOS SIQ DETJ, US SIHESFMITT UG VJIOS SIQAVEVOUP JISI.

O howi bisu gadlt. Og zua esi aq vu pu huuf, zua xomm ci sinuwif.