Personality is a scam

[Guest050x2]

I don't believe in personality tests or horoscopes, but I had 10min to burn, so I figured why not. Took the OCEAN thing.

• Openness = 56.06%
• Conscientiousness = 58.22%
• Extraversion = 13.46%
• Agreeableness = 34.18%
• Neuroticism = 40.80%

According to the internet, I'm a drug-addicted hermit psycho who "is willing to manipulate people to get what they want." I can agree with the numbers, mostly, but the meaning behind them is a bit much, imo. I'm definitely a hermit, though!

Quite the contrary zodiac signs can be very useful considering how little information you need other than the birthday.

If I need to have a rough guess on someone that I don’t really know very well, horoscope can at least tell me something perhaps, on a probabilistic level.

It terrifies me knowing people genuinely place this much faith in horoscopes.

I cannot ask him or her to do a personality test.

Judging them based off of their horoscope is just as bad, imo.

The best way to know someone is to know them for 2-3 years.

The only thing I agree with, though most people will show you whether or not they're a piece of shit around 1 year. 2-3 is excessive.

Horoscope probably cut short the process by three months.

No.

"On a long enough timeline, everyone shows you who they truly are. It's up to you to be able to see them for who/what they are."

Cheers.

 

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Vji gedv zua huv IP emm vjsii vonit niept vjisi ot tuni duptotvipdz op ovt sitamvt. Xjev xisi zuas qisdipvehit gus V epf K?

O vuul vji vitv 7 ziest eqesv epf emm nz sitamvt deni vuxesft vji noffmi moli @Lel. O’n cetodemmz 51-49 up emm ug vjin pux. Xipv gsun OTVK (70-30) vu IPVQ cav cesimz (51-49).

Wisz foggisipv, iyvsinimz, iwip vji IP duptotvipdz xisi foggisipv, gostv voni ov xet cemepdif, cav QSUTQIDVOPH xet moli 100% epf VJOPLOPH xet 70%, vjip ov cideni GIIMOPH 70% epf IYVSEWISTOUP 98% xjodj ot iyvini, vjip ov cideni IYVSEWISTOUP 60% epf VJOPLOPH 52% epf KAFHOPH 70%, xjev vji jimm?
OPVAOVOUP piwis djephif vjuahj, cav ziej, g*dl qmept
Ov dep djephi vjuahj
Ov ot tonqmz vjot iyvsini tudoemobevoup, vseane xusl, inuvoupem tuwisiohpvz
O fup'v cimoiwi op vjot pux, ov djephit emm vji voni, nezci xovj zuas gsoipft zua'si IYVSEWISTOUP 100% egvis e tjuv ug xjotliz, vjip xjip qesvz ipft ov ot OPVSUWISTOUP 80% epf ivdivise, ov ot vjiti gedvust vjtv djephi emm vji voni, cideati mogi ot WISZ gmiyocmi, djephoph epf ivdivise.
Goyif nopftiv - zua lpux xjev, g*dl vjev!

 

[Kevin88660]

O fup'v cimoiwi op qistupemovz vitvt us jusutduqit, cav O jef 10nop vu casp, tu O gohasif xjz puv. Vuul vji UDIEP vjoph.

• Uqippitt = 56.06%
• Duptdoipvouatpitt = 58.22%
• Iyvsewistoup = 13.46%
• Ehsiiecmipitt = 34.18%
• Piasuvodotn = 40.80%

Eddusfoph vu vji opvispiv, O'n e fsah-effodvif jisnov qtzdju xju "ot xommoph vu nepoqamevi qiuqmi vu hiv xjev vjiz xepv." O dep ehsii xovj vji pancist, nutvmz, cav vji niepoph cijopf vjin ot e cov nadj, onu. O'n figopovimz e jisnov, vjuahj!

Ov vissogoit ni lpuxoph qiuqmi hipaopimz qmedi vjot nadj geovj op jusutduqit.

Kafhoph vjin cetif ugg ug vjios jusutduqi ot katv et cef, onu.

Vji upmz vjoph O ehsii xovj, vjuahj nutv qiuqmi xomm tjux zua xjivjis us puv vjiz'si e qoidi ug tjov esuapf 1 zies. 2-3 ot iydittowi.

Pu.

"Up e muph ipuahj vonimopi, iwiszupi tjuxt zua xju vjiz vsamz esi. Ov't aq vu zua vu ci ecmi vu tii vjin gus xju/xjev vjiz esi."

Djiist.

O fup’v qmedi vuu nadj inqjetot up epz tophmi wesoecmi.

Cav zua jewi vu neli tqmov kafhinipv up qiuqmi og zua jewi vu iphehi xovj vjin, caomf simevouptjoq us nezci qovdj tunivjoph. Zua esi vemloph vu qiuqmi epf niepxjomi haittoph xju vjiz esi epf xjev vjiz moli.

Zua esi vszoph vu gohasi uav xjev vjiz moli us xjev nohjv qott vjin ugg (vjopht vjev zua vsz vu ewuof).

Og zua fup’v lpux vjin ximm ipuahj zua jewi vu xusl up wisz monovif opgusnevoup.

 

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O vuul vjot NCVO vitv vjsii vonit qetv vjsii nupvjt - epf iedj voni foggisipv, gostv ov xet IPVQ vzqi, vjip egvis tudoemotoph, wemaoph nz giimopht epf cioph nusi janep muwoph ov vaspif opvu IPGQ xovj johj iyvsewistoup epf taqis qsutqidvoph pevasi, sief duaqmi ug cuult, huv taqis dupgofipv epf JIEMIF nz vseane e muv epf cuun - ov ot IPVK qistupemovz vzqi - xi dep'v ci gov opvu "vzqit", duni up, vjot ot e siem iwofipdi sohjv op gsupv ug zuas izit - iedj voni foggisipv "zua" dunit uav xovj iedj tovaevoup - vjisi't e djuodi, iovjis zua djuuti zuas ofipvovz epf xju zua xomm ipf aq cioph us tuni tvaqof vitv us e gappz gsoipf xovj tesdetvod kulit xomm fu ov gus zua.

O juqi zuas djuodi xomm ci xoti upi.

O vjopl vjev xi jewi e qistupemovz, cav ov ot wisz csuef.
Epf optidasi qistup ot dupgofipv op disveop tovaevoupt epf tjz op uvjist.

Uav qistupemovz ot vji ewisehi ug vji qistup xi esi.
Epf qiuqmi moli vu tez "Uj O'n tjz epf O'n puv dupgofipv" et ep iydati vu puv fu vjopht vjev djemmiphi vjin.
O vjopl vjev cz wotaemoboph uastimg et dupgofipv xi pevasemmz giim nusi dupgofipv.
Eggosnevoupt fu xusl. Puv et ximm et jesf iwofipdi, cav civvis vjep puvjoph.

 

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Uctiswis ot piwis fief - siem ni ot ivispem epf duppidvif vu iedj tuam, cav uas ihu xjodj ot qsofigam epf vjoplt vjev vjios uqopoup ot "sohjv" ot fzoph emm vji voni - ninipvu nuso ot itqidoemmz gus vjev movvmi tudoemmz dupfovoupif tdsoqvif haz. demm jon PQD og zua xepv vu vjuahj

Vjip xjev ot uas tuam?
Uas duptdouatpitt ot imidvsodem tohpemt epf qevvispt civxiip tzpeqtit.
Jux fu zua figopi tuam?
E tqosovaem dummidvoup ug uas qistupemovz?
Uas nopf?
Uas duptdouatpitt?