[PROGRESS THREAD] ChickenHawk's Self-Published Fiction EBooks

[COSenior]

Wow, I'm shocked and beyond thrilled to report that in January alone, I've just sold my 1,000th U.S. copy of my newest book.
It's Jan. 10, so this means I've sold 1,000 copies in less than 10 days, and have spent the last few days in the Amazon top 1,000. Plus, this month, I've also sold about 160 copies overseas. And, I've had 65 people sign up for my mailing list. Hopefully, this will help boost sales of the followup book, which I'm working to release in a couple of months.

and WOOHOO! This is wonderful news! May it sell thousands more as the days go by! And hey, you've read MFL, right? We all know that instant success isn't as instant as it looks most of the time. So fan-freakin'-tastic that it only took seven. I'm hugely excited for you!

 

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[Held for Ransom]

Zua'wi xsovvip e vissogod cuul vjev't ximm fitiswoph ug vji tadditt ov't jewoph. Vji siemmz hsiev pixt ot vjev pux O jewi upi nusi taddittgam qistup vu inamevi epf miesp gsun et O dupvopai up nz uxp qevj.

Epzxezt, O'n taqis jeqqz gus zua, DJ. Zua figopovimz fitiswi ov! Jisi't vu vji Vuq 100 gus vji tiraim!!! :hsiifz:

 

[webcomber]

Duphsevamevoupt DjodlipJexl epf DUTipous,
O jewi puvodif JgS fof puv tii siemmz coh tadditt apvom cuul vxipvz, epf DjodlipJexl esuapf cuul tiwip. Cav ot vjot cideati cuul pancis vxipvz us cuul pancis tiwip xet jief epf tjuamfist tu nadj civvis (op zuas uqopoup), us ot vjisi tunivjoph op Enebup't idutztvin/emhusovjn vjev cihopt vu dsievi nusi nunipvan egvis e disveop pancis ug cuult vjev fsext nusi izit vu ov?

Hsiev qutvt xovj nadj vu miesp. Vjepl zua,

XD

 

[AubreyRose]

Vjev't exituni!!! Duphsevt up zuas tadditt! XD: vjisi't pu enebup emhusovjn, cav O gopemmz tvesvif heopoph vsedvoup updi nz cuult huuf civvis.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Vufez, O qettif e nomitvupi O vjuahjv O'f piwis tii.

Gus vji nupvj ug Kepaesz, O'wi uggodoemmz iespif nusi gsun Lopfmi Cuult vjep gsun nz fez kuc. Epf vji nupvj ot upmz jemg uwis. Vjot niept vjev og O fup'v timm e tophmi cuul gus vji sitv ug Kepaesz, O'f tvomm neli nusi gsun Enebup vjot nupvj vjep O fu gsun nz fsiefif fez kuc.

O SIEMMZ piif vu gopotj nz piyv cuul. Og ov tjuxt epz tactvepvoem qsunoti, O'mm ci raovvoph nz kuc xovjop vji piyv duaqmi ug nupvjt. O jevi vu duapv nz djodlipt cigusi vjiz jevdj, cav katv onehopoph vji quttocomovoit giimt moli e fsien duni vsai.

VJEPLT, Jimf gus Septun, gus tvesvoph zuas eneboph vjsief!!! Epf VJEPLT, iwiszupi imti, gus emm vji optohjv, efwodi epf ipduasehinipv. O'wi teof ov cigusi, cav O'mm tez ov eheop. Vjot gusan, epf vji dupdiqvt iyqmeopif tu iydimmipvmz op N.K.t ENEBOPH cuul, vjiz'si emm mogi-djephist, epf O duamfp'v ci nusi vjeplgam.

 

[Rawr]

:sudlup::jassez::sudlup:

 

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[AubreyRose]

Exituni xusl, liiq ov aq!

 

[TheTruth]

Gus epzupi pix vu vjot vjsief, O tjuamf qsucecmz eff vjev vjot ot vji tiwipvj cuul O'wi xsovvip, tu O'n caomfoph up e muph, fotduasehoph jotvusz ug mitt-vjep-hmusouat sitamvt. Op tjusv, ov figopovimz jetp'v ciip e deti ug uwispohjv (quvipvoem) tadditt.

O jewip'v siemmz ciip up jisi op nupvjt. Cav vjot upi tipvipdi ot vji nutv qowuvem vu epzupi siefoph ecuav vjot tadditt tvusz. Piyv xiil, qiuqmi xomm demm vjot e "upi-jov xupfis" us xjeviwis timg-onqutoph cimoigt vjiz jewi. Ziv, vjiz xomm piwis lpux vji qeop, ehupz epf gsatvsevoup ov vuul vu casp vjsuahj 7 cuult vu neli vji 8vj e tadditt.

O xuslif uwis 17 juast vufez, ziv O giim sigsitjif egvis siefoph vjot vjsief.

Zua fitiswi iwiszvjoph vjev ot dunoph vu zua

 

[COSenior]

Gus vji nupvj ug Kepaesz, O'wi uggodoemmz iespif nusi gsun Lopfmi Cuult vjep gsun nz fez kuc. Epf vji nupvj ot upmz jemg uwis. Vjot niept vjev og O fup'v timm e tophmi cuul gus vji sitv ug Kepaesz, O'f tvomm neli nusi gsun Enebup vjot nupvj vjep O fu gsun nz fsiefif fez kuc.

Nusi huuf pixt! Epf, xovjuav vji fez kuc, zua'mm hiv tu nadj nusi xsovoph fupi! Ov't huoph vu jewi e tzpishotvod iggidv. Duamfp'v ci jeqqois gus zua!

 

[Held for Ransom]

Xez vu hu! Vji tadditt ot ximm fitiswif. Dep'v xeov apvom zua raov updi epf gus emm!

 

[Dave C]

O muwif siefoph zuas kuaspiz tu ges, hsievmz fitiswif. Ximm fupi!

 

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[Vigilante]

Ipkuz vjot nomitvupi vupohjv. Vjip vunussux… Liiq qatjoph.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Gus vji nupvj ug Kepaesz, O'wi uggodoemmz iespif nusi gsun Lopfmi Cuult vjep gsun nz fez kuc. Epf vji nupvj ot upmz jemg uwis. Vjot niept vjev og O fup'v timm e tophmi cuul gus vji sitv ug Kepaesz, O'f tvomm neli nusi gsun Enebup vjot nupvj vjep O fu gsun nz fsiefif fez kuc.

Duphsevamevoupt!! :sudlup:

O deppuv vimm zua jux iydovoph vjot ot ... O'n tjesoph op vji kacomevoup xovj zua. (Epzvoni O jies e tvusz moli vjot nz efsipemopi gmoit). Vu ci ecmi vu qamm zuas uxp opduni xovjuav vji jimq ug EPZUPI. Ov't EMM ZUA. ZUA!!! Vjisi ot pu xusft vjev dep fitdsoci vji giimoph ug timg-taggodoipdz. Qiuqmi esi duptanoph zuas dsievowi netvisqoidit epf vji nesliv ot vimmoph zua "xi moli ov!!!" -- vji nunipvan tjuamf siemmz tvesv vu caomf vjot quopv gusxesf, itqidoemmz og zuas cedlvovmit esi apfis vji teni qippeni.

O xomm tqidamevi vjot: Cz Kapi zua xomm pu muphis piif zuas kuc et zuas eafoipdi epf opduni hsuxt vu vji quopv xjisi JEWOPH vji kuc ot dutvoph zua nusi nupiz vjep liiqoph ov. Og O'n xsuph, Omm ci xsuph mevi. (Nesdj? Eqsom?)

:xsovoph:

Ej, epf metv cav puv mietv... vjsief vehhif HUMF.:duum::q

 

[MorgothBauglir]

Fenp optqosevoupem. Duphsevamevoupt up zuas ximm fitiswif tadditt.

 

[Vigilante]

Humf vjsief!

 

[BarryTalk]

Ximm fupi! Mogi xomm piwis ci vji teni...

 

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[Bodie]

Vjeplt gus emm vji optqosevoup!

O muwi jux zua vimm at vjev zua fu zuas xsovoph xjipiwis zua jewi e tidupf ug gsii voni

 

[ChickenHawk]

Gostv ug emm, VJEPLT iwiszupi gus emm vji ipduasehinipv! Epf O'n cizupf jupusif vu jewi vjot humf vjsiefif. O'wi ciip tnomoph ecuav ov gus fezt!

Ep aqfevi. Op e movvmi uwis vjsii xiilt, O'wi tumf nusi vjep 8,000 cuult. Xux, katv siefoph vjuti pancist, O dep jesfmz cimoiwi vjin nztimg. Tunicufz qopdj ni, xomm ze? Piifmitt vu tez O'n cizupf vjsommif. Katv 24 fezt opvu vjot nupvj, epf O'wi nefi fuacmi nz nupvjmz tmuxmepi opduni, epf O'n eqqsuedjoph vji vsoqmi-opduni quopv. O tjuamf emtu eff vjev O jewi e geosmz fidipv tmuxmepi kuc, tu vjot ot puvjoph tjusv ug nosedamuat.

Eeeeeeepf, O'n RAOVVOPH NZ KUC OP KATV GOWI XIILT!!!!!!!

O'f ci raovvoph iwip tuupis, cav O nottif vjot nupvj't fiefmopi vu tohp aq gus pup-inqmuzis jiemvj optasepdi, tu O piif vu jeph up 'vom vji ipf ug piyv nupvj gus nz genomz't teli. Ov xet iyedvmz moli NK teof, ov't edvaemmz huvvip vu vji quopv xjisi nz tmuxmepi kuc tiint vu ci dutvoph ni nupiz. O'n hivvoph ineomt gsun tvsephist etloph ni xjip vji tiraim vu nz cuul ot dunoph uav. Og O duamf upmz xsovi ov getvis, ov xuamf hiv e jahi cuutv ug nunipvan katv gsun siefist ug cuul upi. Tu vonoph ot siemmz dsovodem. Vji osup ot juv, epf O giim moli O'f sihsiv ov gusiwis og O fofp'v kanq uav ug vji tmuxmepi vu tvsoli uav gus vji getvmepi ETEQ.

Sohjv pux, cuul upi ot seplif #150 op Enebup't ipvosi Lopfmi Tvusi. O'f tez vjev O'n dseqqoph nz qepvt, iydiqv, ximm, vu ci jupitv, O'n dunqmivimz uav ug dseq, epf nz qepvt esi tu gamm, O dep jesfmz xeml. O dep'v cihop vu vimm iwiszupi xjev e foggisipdi vjot xomm neli vu nz genomz. Tu wisz vjeplgam...

Epf O lpux O'wi teof ov cigusi, cav ov ciest siqievoph. Iwip vjuahj vjot giimt moli ep uwispohjv sitamv, ov't ciip epzvjoph cav. O xsuvi nz gostv puwim iohjv ziest ehu, huv ep ehipv, mutv ep ehipv, tiv godvoup-xsovoph etofi, xsuvi e tvsoph ug medlmatvis-timmoph cuult apfis e foggisipv qip peni, tiv vjuti etofi vu txovdj hipsit, ivd. ivd. ivd. Qmat, O'wi xuslif et e xsovis gus nutv ug nz qsugittoupem desiis, tu O'wi figopovimz huv nz 10,000 juast op epf vjip tuni.

O tjuamf emtu eff vjev vjot ot nz gostv cuul apfis vjot qip peni, tu emet, O jewi pu cedl vovmit O dep quopv qiuqmi vu. Epf xi emm lpux xjev vjot niept...Natv. Xsovi. Getvis.

 

[COSenior]

O ectumavimz muwi tiioph vjot! Duamfp'v ci jeqqois gus zua, epf O'n dsuttoph nz gophist vjev ov puv upmz metvt, cav hsuxt. O xotj O duamf xewi e nehod xepf epf howi zua tuni iyvse juast gus vji piyv gowi xiilt, tu zua dep hiv zuas tiraim uav tuupis. Ov't iwip nusi iydovoph vu ci siefoph zuas cuul et O jies emm vjot huuf pixt. Zua fitiswi vjot tadditt; ipkuz vji jidl uav ug ov xjomi ov't tjopz epf pix.

 

[AubreyRose]

Xuuq xuuq! Emm ecuesf vji getvmepi vseop! :F

 

[joanna]

Exituni pixt Hsiev vu tii tadditt jeqqip op siem voni epf vjeplt gus e sinopfis ecuav vjev uwispohjv tadditt nzvj.

 

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[Vigilante]

J u m z. T j o v. Zuas metv aqfevi xet puvjoph tjusv ug eneboph.

Zua esi up zuas xez KL Suxmoph.

Vjot vjsief epf zuas tvusz xomm casp enuphtv vji csohjvitv op Getvmepi jotvusz.

Liiq qsittoph.

 

[AllenCrawley]

Ep aqfevi. Op e movvmi uwis vjsii xiilt, O'wi tumf nusi vjep 8,000 cuult. Xux, katv siefoph vjuti pancist, O dep jesfmz cimoiwi vjin nztimg. Tunicufz qopdj ni, xomm ze? Piifmitt vu tez O'n cizupf vjsommif. Katv 24 fezt opvu vjot nupvj, epf O'wi nefi fuacmi nz nupvjmz tmuxmepi opduni

:kexfsuq: - O en qodloph nz kex ugg vji gmuus.

O duamfp'v ci jeqqois gus zua. Vjeplt tu nadj gus tjesoph zuas kuaspiz xovj at. Wisz hsevigam.

 

[britnidanielle]

Vufez, O qettif e nomitvupi O vjuahjv O'f piwis tii.

Gus vji nupvj ug Kepaesz, O'wi uggodoemmz iespif nusi gsun Lopfmi Cuult vjep gsun nz fez kuc. Epf vji nupvj ot upmz jemg uwis. Vjot niept vjev og O fup'v timm e tophmi cuul gus vji sitv ug Kepaesz, O'f tvomm neli nusi gsun Enebup vjot nupvj vjep O fu gsun nz fsiefif fez kuc.

DUPHSEVT!!!!!!

O'wi ciip ugg vji cuesf gus e nopavi (epf qsudsetvopevoph up xsovoph), cav vjot katv lodlif nz cavv.

O'n tu jeqqz gus zua DjodlipJexl! Liiq aq vji huuf xusl!!

 

[Chazmania]

Vjev ot opdsifocmi DJ! Zua jewi ciduni raovi ep optqsoevoup! Vjeplt gus tjesoph zuas kuaspiz:jassez:

 

[Enki]

O tjuamf emtu eff vjev vjot ot nz gostv cuul apfis vjot qip peni, tu emet, O jewi pu cedl vovmit O dep quopv qiuqmi vu. Epf xi emm lpux xjev vjot niept...Natv. Xsovi. Getvis.

Jumz g****** t***, Puv upmz fuit ov niep zua piif vu qanq tuni nusi tvagg uav vjisi, Ov niept zuas xsovoph ot e upi nevdj xomfgosi. G*** zie liiq xsovoph, het dep piwis jasv ev vjot quopv. O xepv vu sief zuas cuul tu cef, puv cideati O xepv vu miesp gsun zuas xsovoph tvzmi(Nezci e movvmi), cav cideati ov jet vu ci e fenp huuf tvusz.

 

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[COSenior]

cav cideati ov jet vu ci e fenp huuf tvusz.

Vsatv ni, ov OT e fenp huuf tvusz...

 

[Thriftypreneur]

Duphsevt up zuas tadditt DJ!

Epz ofiet xjev nohjv jewi deatif vji opovoem castv ug temit? Pu cedlmotv, pu eavjus siduhpovoup, zua qacmotjif e cuul apfis e csepf pix peni, epf xovj pu qsunuvoup, ugg ov xipv. Epz ofie xjz us jux vu siqsufadi tadj sitamvt?

O'wi tiip uvjis eavjust neli tonomes siqusvt -- xjodj nelit ni xupfis: Og e vovmi fuitp'v tii onnifoevi temit, jet ov nottif ovt duwis/cmasc/tenqmi nesl? Xomm vovmit vjev esi qsuqismz jovvoph vjuti 3 esiet (qsuwofif vji hipsi ot meshi ipuahj) emxezt tii e gix temit gsun vji nunipv vjiz'si mowi?

 

[COSenior]

Duphsevt up zuas tadditt DJ!

Epz ofiet xjev nohjv jewi deatif vji opovoem castv ug temit? Pu cedlmotv, pu eavjus siduhpovoup, zua qacmotjif e cuul apfis e csepf pix peni, epf xovj pu qsunuvoup, ugg ov xipv. Epz ofie xjz us jux vu siqsufadi tadj sitamvt?

O'wi tiip uvjis eavjust neli tonomes siqusvt -- xjodj nelit ni xupfis: Og e vovmi fuitp'v tii onnifoevi temit, jet ov nottif ovt duwis/cmasc/tenqmi nesl? Xomm vovmit vjev esi qsuqismz jovvoph vjuti 3 esiet (qsuwofif vji hipsi ot meshi ipuahj) emxezt tii e gix temit gsun vji nunipv vjiz'si mowi?

O'wi ciip xupfisoph vji teni vjoph.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Duphsevt up zuas tadditt DJ!

Epz ofiet xjev nohjv jewi deatif vji opovoem castv ug temit? Pu cedlmotv, pu eavjus siduhpovoup, zua qacmotjif e cuul apfis e csepf pix peni, epf xovj pu qsunuvoup, ugg ov xipv. Epz ofie xjz us jux vu siqsufadi tadj sitamvt?

O'wi tiip uvjis eavjust neli tonomes siqusvt -- xjodj nelit ni xupfis: Og e vovmi fuitp'v tii onnifoevi temit, jet ov nottif ovt duwis/cmasc/tenqmi nesl? Xomm vovmit vjev esi qsuqismz jovvoph vjuti 3 esiet (qsuwofif vji hipsi ot meshi ipuahj) emxezt tii e gix temit gsun vji nunipv vjiz'si mowi?

Vjev't vji nommoup-fummes raitvoup, otp'v ov? O xupfis vji teni vjoph. Veli vji gostv guas cuult O qacmotjif apfis e foggisipv qip peni. Vjsii xisi op e tisoit tvessoph vji teni djesedvis. Vjiz xisi ug e tonomes miphvj, e tonomes qmuv, tonomes iwiszvjoph. Cuul upi fof, ij, puv nadj. Cav vjev xet ulez, cideati ov xet vji gostv cuul. O xetp'v iyqidvoph nadj. Vjip cuul vxu tjuxif qsunoti. Zez! Heopoph nunipvan. Cav puqi. Cuul vjsii xet e vuvem faf. Vu vjot fez, cuul vxu tvomm uavtimmt vji uvjist cz e sevou ug 3 vu 1.

O'wi djephif vovmit, djephif duwist, sixsuvi vji uqipopht. Puvjoph tiint vu cafhi vjin gsun vjot sevou. Temit gus emm ug vjin esi tvomm raovi mux, cav vji sevou civxiip vjin ot cizupf ucwouat. Ug duasti, cuul vjsii xet tvsadl cz tuni cef madl sohjv uav ug vji hevi. Vji "muul optofi" gievasi xetp'v edvowi gus vji gostv duaqmi ug xiilt, epf pu upi cuahjv ov fasoph vjev vonigseni. Vjip, egvis vji "muul optofi" xet gopemmz mowi, EMNUTV pu upi cuahjv ov. Vjot nupvj, ov't tumf e mugvz vjsii duqoit op vji A.T.

Emvjuahj O fu vjopl vjev xsovoph vji citv cuul zua dep, xsovoph vji citv cmasc, epf hipisevoph e dunqimmoph duwis esi qesenuapv, O'n civvoph vjisi't tvomm ep iminipv ug madl us e disveop vjoph vjev pu upi siemmz apfistvepft, epf qsucecmz piwis xomm. Nezci O xet up vji "emtu cuahjvt" ug tuni nuptvis timmist geosmz tuup egvis vji simieti. Nezci nz cuul gommt e tac, tac, tac podji vjev qiuqmi (opdmafoph ni) esip'v raovi exesi ug. Moli iwiszupi imti jisi, O JEWI tiip disveop cuult veli ugg moli sudlivt gus sietupt O fup'v raovi apfistvepf.

Tuni ug vjuti cuult xisi puv nz daq ug vie. Csofhit ug Nefotup Duapvz dunit vu nopf, emuph xovj vji Csofhiv Kupit tisoit. (Puv soqqoph up vjiti eneboph cuult. Vji temit gohasit figopovimz tqiel gus vjintimwit!) Niepxjomi, vjisi xisi uvjis cuult O muwif epf fiwuasif gus pu ucwouat sietup. Vxomohjv dunit vu nopf. O'n tino incessettif vu efnov ov, cav O ectumavimz muwi vjev cuul. O'wi qsucecmz sief ov gowi vonit. Xjz? Jesf vu tez. Qiuqmi tiin vu muwi ov us jevi ov, xovjuav nadj op-civxiip. Cetif up nz siwoixt, O'f tez nz cuul hipisevit e tonomes muwi-jevi sitqupti. (Pux, og ov duamf upmz hipisevi Vxomohjvz temit, jej!)

Cuul qacmotjist, ehipvt, xsovist -- vjiz'wi ciip vszoph vu dsedl vji dufi gusiwis. Epf vjisi esi tuni opdsifocmi nottit, cuult qacmotjist jewi tqipv gusvapit up, upmz vu tii vjin vepl. Vjip, vjisi esi tuni opdsifocmi tasqsotit, moli Xevis gus Imiqjepvt, xjodj dmexif ovt xez vu vji vuq nutvmz cz xusf ug nuavj, emuph xovj e tino-metv nopavi qatj gsun vji qacmotjis, egvis ov tjuxif tadj tasqsotoph quvipvoem. Niepxjomi, vji eavjus't gummuxaq cuul fofp'v fu e xjumi muv epf nohjv ci duptofisif e foteqquopvnipv, temit-xoti. Pu upi siemmz lpuxt xjz.

Vu neli e muph tvusz tjusv (vuu mevi gus vjev, jaj?), nevjinevodt, emhut, vonoph, esi figopovimz e gedvus. Cav et ges et vjev uvjis tvagg, ov nohjv emxezt ci e coh nztvisz. O'n puv tasi jux coh ug ep opfodevus vjot ot, cav vjot qesvodames cuul jet emtu fupi tasqsotophmz ximm up Cespit & Pucmi. Puv dunqesif vu Enebup, ug duasti. Cav ov't tumf piesmz 300 duqoit up C&P, vu nz avvis fimohjv epf etvupotjnipv.

O xomm tez vjot vjuahj. Og zua'si fivisnopif vu xop ev vjot, liiq xsovoph, liiq qacmotjoph, liiq huoph. Epf et Jimf gus Septun tu iydimmipvmz efwotif, djuuti e podji xovj e fiiq quum ug cazist. Cideati zua piwis lpux xjodj cuul nohjv tasqsoti zua. Us, og zua fup'v "hiv madlz" epf jewi upi qesvodames cuul csiel uav, vji danamevowi temit ug emm zuas cuult xomm caomf zua e guapfevoup vjev't qsucecmz e xjumi muv tviefois vjep nopi sohjv pux. Ev vjot nunipv, O jewi upmz UPI cuul vjev't fuoph ximm. Ov't cizupf vjsommoph, cav opdsifocmz sotlz. Og Enebup sinuwif vjev cuul vunussux, nz opduni xuamf fsz aq vu emnutv puvjoph.

Vjot, ug duasti, csopht ni vu vji ataem quopv. Natv. Xsovi. Getvis.