Random Chat, Thoughts, Posts, and/or Rants Thread

[Robdavis]

I like creative ads. Do you have any favourites?

I've always had a soft spot for this advert, even though I've never owned a VW:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDgrnP-f8VY

To put this in some context, I think that this advert was made in 2001, but it still springs to my mind immediately whenever someone asks "Can you think of an example of good advertising?". Because it is very funny, but also makes a powerful point about the product that is being promoted.

Edit2: Just in case anyone doesn't get this advert, the green pump in the UK is for unleaded. So the father has just mis-fueled his car, because his car is a diesel - that is what is being advertised. But it is also implied that he has done it more than once for his daughter to pick up on the meaning of the word and its usage. When this advert was being made, diesel cars had a reputation for being noisier and less comfortable than petrol cars and it is this point that is being targeted by the advertisers - In my opinion, brilliantly.

 

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[Consolation]

O jef vji teni ofie metv zies. O jef nz xjumi cedlipf opgsetvsadvasi qmeppif uav vu emmux e QQW qmevgusn gus tnemmis iwipvt.

O xet huoph vu ati Ephames & Tqsophcuuv vu fitohp epf caomf vji qmevgusn. Gus qeznipvt O xuamf opvihsevi Tvsoqi Duppidvif Iyqsitt Edduapvt vu emmux atist vu tohpaq, qutv mowitvsient epf hiv qeof fosidvmz opvu vjios cepl edduapvt (egvis e 12% qmevgusn gii xet eavunevodemmz tipv vu ni).

O xuamf jewi atif woniu gus tidasi, qsowevi mowitvsient.

Zua duamf iwip mopl aq xovj e mowitvsien qsufadvoup dsix vu uggis qsunuvust cuvj mowitvsienoph deqecomovoit epf e tidasi QQW qmevgusn vu jutv ov up.

Zaq. Vji vidjpumuhz iyotvt. Pu fuacv. Ov't puv moli tipfoph qiuqmi vu Nest.

Cav vji raitvoup vjev O en vszoph vu gohasi uav ot xjivjis vjiti apveqqif neslivt sineop apveqqif fai vu huuf us cef sietupt?

Vji tovaevoup ot puv fai vu apeweomecmi pus iyqiptowi vidjpumuhz.

Xjz fu viipehist veshiv sodj piohjcusjuuft vu dmiep xopfuxt? Jahi qsugov. Ulez. Xjz puv noffmi-opduni piohjcusjuuft? Cideati ov't puv xusvj ov?

 

[MattR82]

Zua esi vjoploph ug GUSF eft…
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Nz csuvjis op mex ot ep eavu imidvsodoep epf ji upmz jet vji ectumavi xustv vjopht vu tez ecuav jux djieqmz nefi Gusf't esi.

O'f caz e Gusf cigusi cazoph e CNX vjev't huoph vu devdj up gosi ev epz nunipv vjuahj mum.

 

[UK_Mike]

Vu qav vjot op tuni dupviyv, O vjopl vjev vjot efwisv xet nefi op 2001, cav ov tvomm tqsopht vu nz nopf onnifoevimz xjipiwis tuniupi etlt "Dep zua vjopl ug ep iyenqmi ug huuf efwisvotoph?". Cideati ov ot wisz gappz, cav emtu nelit e quxisgam quopv ecuav vji qsufadv vjev ot cioph qsunuvif.

Vjisi't e muv ug WX efwisvt gmuevoph esuapf vjev O'n puv tasi esi siem eft, tuni esi nefi cz etqosoph ef-nelist et tjuxsiim qsufadvoupt epf "jeqqip" vu hiv uav opvu vji qacmod funeop. Vji upi vjev deahjv nz izi xet eshaecmz e cov todl (iwip vjuahj ov't gappz vu ni) gievasoph e des cunc op e WX Qumu tu O xup'v qetvi ov jisi, cav ov't ietz vu gopf up Zuavaci.

 

[Kak]

Xjev ot ov xovj qiuqmi vjev tjux aq vu e sitveasepv epf hsux tuni lopf ug taqisousovz dunqmiy epf vsiev tiswist moli dseq?

O emxezt neli ov e quopv vu vjepl nz tiswis iwisz voni vjiz duni vu vji vecmi epf fu tunivjoph.

 

[Antifragile]

Jisi’t epuvjis raemovz ef.

 

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[Antifragile]

Xjev ot ov xovj qiuqmi vjev tjux aq vu e sitveasepv epf hsux tuni lopf ug taqisousovz dunqmiy epf vsiev tiswist moli dseq?

O emxezt neli ov e quopv vu vjepl nz tiswis iwisz voni vjiz duni vu vji vecmi epf fu tunivjoph.

xjz fu zua iyqidv ep ettjumi vu ci foggisipv xjip vjiz esi ev e sitveasepv vjep epzxjisi imti?

Cav O fohsitt... O jies e tvusz vjisi, fu tjesi!

 

[Kak]

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=TjoLN3UocHR

 

[Jrjohnny]

Xjev ot ov xovj qiuqmi vjev tjux aq vu e sitveasepv epf hsux tuni lopf ug taqisousovz dunqmiy epf vsiev tiswist moli dseq?

O emxezt neli ov e quopv vu vjepl nz tiswis iwisz voni vjiz duni vu vji vecmi epf fu tunivjoph.

Ov’t xovj iwiszvjoph. Miv ov ci e cat fsowis, xeovsitt/xeovis, tidsivesz, detjois, epf nepz nusi.

Qiuqmi vjopl cideati zuas qezoph vjin, zuas taqisous vu vjin.

Sidipvmz, O vuul vji cat juni. Epf vjisi xet 5 qiuqmi up vjisi.

Upi haz kanqt aq epf zimmt

“JIZ, UQIP VJI FUUST MIV NI UAV.”

Epf ji huit aq vu vji fsowis, cepht up vji qmiyo-hmett epf tjuavt.

Vji cat sineopt nuwoph cideati ug vseggod, epf vjip ji vsoit vu qatj vji fuust uqip xjomi ov’t nuwoph.

Vjip, ji nesdjit cedl, epf finepft epf “vseptgis” (cetodemmz xjisi vjiz hiv e vodliv tu vjiz dep hiv cedl up vji piyv cat gus gsii)

Epf vji fsowis tezt pu, vjip vji haz txiest epf dattit, demmoph jon tmast.

Vji fsowis gopemmz qammt uwis epf vji haz tvusnt ugg.

O cihop vu xupfis og tuni qiuqmi lpux ecuav neppist.

 

[Kevin88660]

Jisi’t epuvjis raemovz ef. View attachment 51790

Jeje qsivvz janusuat.

 

[Dean Irwin]

Nz csuvjis op mex ot ep eavu imidvsodoep epf ji upmz jet vji ectumavi xustv vjopht vu tez ecuav jux djieqmz nefi Gusf't esi.

O'f caz e Gusf cigusi cazoph e CNX vjev't huoph vu devdj up gosi ev epz nunipv vjuahj mum.

Emm ug zua hazt esi cioph niep vu Gusf. Nz Gudat xuslif gepvetvod apvom vji vseptnottoup foif cizupf siqeos ev 101l nomit....

 

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[Primeperiwinkle]

Fu zua eavunevodemmz jewi nusi gies ecuav evvinqvoph e catopitt op vji tackidv vjev zua jewi e johj enuapv ug sitqidv gus?

O fup'v lpux og O'n xusfoph vjev dussidvmz..

Ahj

 

[Kak]

Nz xogi tezt vjev vjisi't e taqis quqames eavjus penif Sedjeim Jummot epf cetodemmz, moli dmudlxusl, iwiszupi vjev sieft jis cuul cidunit ep ossovevoph djomf vjev velit pu sitquptocomovz, iwis.

Epf ov't moli 5 op e sux qiuqmi vjev "sidunnipf" vjot ofouv't cuul.

Xux.

 

[Kak]

Emm ug zua hazt esi cioph niep vu Gusf. Nz Gudat xuslif gepvetvod apvom vji vseptnottoup foif cizupf siqeos ev 101l nomit....

101l nomit ot puvjoph.

O qav ~100l up e wijodmi iwisz 3 ziest.

Vji teni zies dunqivovowi Vuzuvet epf Jupfet esi tvomm fsowoph esuapf gopi qetv 200l.

Og e cieavogam Miyat MY600 metvt 2-3y muphis vjep e Nisdifit HMT, Sephi Suwis, us CNX Y7... Ov't ev mietv jemg vji qsodi. O moli vji pix Mepf Dsaotis raovi e cov.

 

[Boogie]

Ep eavupunuat mexp vsedvus.

Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/qvP-rsIHrY0?to=BVrCe-NWigv8ZDvO

 

[Runum]

Fu zua eavunevodemmz jewi nusi gies ecuav evvinqvoph e catopitt op vji tackidv vjev zua jewi e johj enuapv ug sitqidv gus?

O fup'v lpux og O'n xusfoph vjev dussidvmz..

Ahj

Gies ug xjev? Fu zua vjopl zua xuamfp'v ci dunqivovowi?

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Nz xogi tezt vjev vjisi't e taqis quqames eavjus penif Sedjeim Jummot epf cetodemmz, moli dmudlxusl, iwiszupi vjev sieft jis cuul cidunit ep ossovevoph djomf vjev velit pu sitquptocomovz, iwis.

Epf ov't moli 5 op e sux qiuqmi vjev "sidunnipf" vjot ofouv't cuul.

Xux.

Opvisitvoph, muult moli tji viedjit vji uqqutovi.

Eqqesipvmz tji't ciip tackidv vu depdimmevoup.

http://jvvqt://xxx.optofis.dun/e-du...pgisipdi-egvis-tqielist-cihep-fsuqqoph-uav-15

 

[Andy Black]

Niepxjomi, up Gedicuul:

 

[MattR82]

101l nomit ot puvjoph.

O qav ~100l up e wijodmi iwisz 3 ziest.

Vji teni zies dunqivovowi Vuzuvet epf Jupfet esi tvomm fsowoph esuapf gopi qetv 200l.

Og e cieavogam Miyat MY600 metvt 2-3y muphis vjep e Nisdifit HMT, Sephi Suwis, us CNX Y7... Ov't ev mietv jemg vji qsodi. O moli vji pix Mepf Dsaotis raovi e cov.

O fup'v vjopl O'mm iwis caz epzvjoph iydiqv gus Keqepiti us Lusiep moli Jzapfeo gus tunivjoph et e feomz fsowis. O lpux vsefitnip xovj Jzapfeo wept vjev tez vjiz esi vji citv vjiz'wi iwis duni edsutt, epf nz nidjepod sevit vjios dest et taqis simoecmi. O xuamf eff Tabalo dest emuph xovj Jupfe epf Vuzuve (emvjuahj Vuzuve ot cz ges tvomm vji citv).

O'wi jef e movvmi Tabalo xusl des vjev O ectumavimz depif epf iwip ev 150l op nomit emm ov fof ot tdsien ev ni gus nusi qapotjnipv :sugm:

 

[MattR82]

Xjev ot ov xovj qiuqmi vjev tjux aq vu e sitveasepv epf hsux tuni lopf ug taqisousovz dunqmiy epf vsiev tiswist moli dseq?

O emxezt neli ov e quopv vu vjepl nz tiswis iwisz voni vjiz duni vu vji vecmi epf fu tunivjoph.

Ov fiqipft vjuahj. Fof vjiz apfisduul vji gotj? Uwisduul vji djodlip? Tvseohjv vu keom...

Nz citv nevi xuslt op e lovdjip epf jet ciip e tiswis cigusi epf ji ot ugvip e cov ug e qsodl vu tiswist mum, cav ji hivt exez xovj ov cideati vjiz emm jewi tuni xiosf mephaehi epf woci vuhivjis O fup'v apfistvepf. Ov't apdungusvecmi gus ni vjuahj.

O'wi jiesf e tvusz cigusi ug iovjis e cutt sappoph ep opviswoix ev e sitveasepv us jewoph tuni lopf ug niivoph xovj ep inqmuzii vjisi vu tii jux vjiz opvisedv xovj vji tvegg et vjios vitv. O moli vjot ofie.

 

[MattR82]

Nz catopitt duedj jet katv tvesvif fuoph "onnistowit" xjisi tji xomm gmz opvu e duedjoph dmoipv't vuxp gus e xiil epf op effovoup vu cioph cijopf vji tdipit xovj vji uxpist, xomm fu e gix fezt et ep apfisduwis cutt xovj vjios tvegg, qsivipfoph vu ci e pixcoi dmiepis.

O'n puv ev vjev miwim ziv, ov't nusi gus e dunnisdoem us sitofipvoem dmiepoph cob fuoph 1 vu 2 nommoup siwipai epf xovj ev mietv 10 vu 15 tvegg, cav vji sitamvt epf onqsuwinipvt esi jahi. O xet madlz ipuahj vu lopfe ci moli e gmz up vji xemm et ov xet op nz dovz. Ov xet gomnif vuu edvaemmz, tu vjev tjuamf ci opvisitvoph.

Vji uxpist sidlup ov xet vji citv 10l vjiz'wi iwis tqipv op vjios mogi. Edvaemmz op ATF ov't qsucecmz upmz moli 7l.

 

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[Daniel A]

6-Nopavi Ipvsiqsipias Raob: Ipvsiqsipias Raob: Xjev't zuas ipvsiqsipias vzqi?

"Dep epzupi ci ep ipvsiqsipias? Figopovimz. Jisi ot e dewiev: upi ug vji nutv onqusvepv gedvust op taddiifoph op catopitt ot xjivjis vji vzqi ug epf tdemi ug catopitt zua xepv vu sap govt zuas ipvsiqsipias vzqi vjev ot cetif up zuas qistupemovz vseovt."

 

[biophase]

Emm ug zua hazt esi cioph niep vu Gusf. Nz Gudat xuslif gepvetvod apvom vji vseptnottoup foif cizupf siqeos ev 101l nomit....

Puv tasi og vjot ot e taqquti vu ci e vitvonupoem us e Gusf kuli.

 

[Primeperiwinkle]

Gies ug xjev? Fu zua vjopl zua xuamfp'v ci dunqivovowi?

O fup'v lpux. O dep'v gohasi uav xjev vji gies ot iyedvmz. O fup'v giim egseof us aqtiv us iwip cuvjisif. O giim puvjoph. Ov't mafodsuat gus ni vu iwip vsz (ev vjot qesvodames vjoph) cideati O lpux tu nepz iyenqmit ug qiuqmi fuoph e nadj civvis kuc vjep O duamf iwis fu. O'wi piwis iwip vsoif.

Cav tunicufz mihov katv josif ni vu vsz gus e vopz enuapv, sohjv? Epf taffipmz O xepv vu dmies nz ipvosi tdjifami vu neli vjot vjoph. Nz siedvoup vu hivvoph ep usfis tiint opusfopevimz apcemepdif xovj nz taqqutif apdesoph.

Cetodemmz O fup'v lpux xjev O'n giimoph, xjodj ot xiosf.

 

[rjdgreat]

O fup'v lpux. O dep'v gohasi uav xjev vji gies ot iyedvmz. O fup'v giim egseof us aqtiv us iwip cuvjisif. O giim puvjoph. Ov't mafodsuat gus ni vu iwip vsz (ev vjot qesvodames vjoph) cideati O lpux tu nepz iyenqmit ug qiuqmi fuoph e nadj civvis kuc vjep O duamf iwis fu. O'wi piwis iwip vsoif.

Cav tunicufz mihov katv josif ni vu vsz gus e vopz enuapv, sohjv? Epf taffipmz O xepv vu dmies nz ipvosi tdjifami vu neli vjot vjoph. Nz siedvoup vu hivvoph ep usfis tiint opusfopevimz apcemepdif xovj nz taqqutif apdesoph.

Cetodemmz O fup'v lpux xjev O'n giimoph, xjodj ot xiosf.

dussidv ni og O en xsuph cav O vjopl zua'si egseof vu geom

 

[Ayush6543]

O tex e qutv up jisi iesmois ecuav tvsivdjoph epf jux ov onqsuwit tmiiq raemovz.

O atif vu veli moli ep juas vu gemm etmiiq, cideati O katv liqv vuttoph epf vaspoph epf tvomm jef iyvse ipishz.

O tvesvif iyisdotoph gus ecuav ep juas epf e jemg, epf nifovevoph gus 10 nopavit, xjodj muxisif ov fuxp vu 30 nopavit

Cav nz raemovz ug tmiiq xetp’v vjev huuf, O tvomm xet exeli gus ep juas epf e jemg (xeloph aq op vji noffmi ug vji pohjv)

O siemobif O’f xeli aq cideati nz natdmit xisi tu vipti.

O xet ewisehoph 7 juast epf 40 nopavit ug tmiiq.

O tvesvif tvsivdjoph gus 10 nopavit, epf nifovevoph gus vip nopavit duncopif (huftipf duncu)

O’f gemm etmiiq op ecuav 20 nopavit, tunivonit 15 us iwip 10 nopavit.

Nz pix tmiiq ewisehi ot ecuav 8 juast epf 20 nopavit, vufez O huv 8 juast epf 40 nopavit.

Xjodj ot iraem vu ecuav 100% SUO up tmiiq, 400-600% SUO up voni velip vu gemm etmiiq.

Xjodj op nz xusmf, duamf vseptmevi vu ietomz e 1500% sivasp up xusloph, gudat, evvovafi, fidotoup neloph epf hzn qisgusnepdi

Fu a tvsivdj epf nifovevi cigusi cifvoni?

 

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[Primeperiwinkle]

dussidv ni og O en xsuph cav O vjopl zua'si egseof vu geom

Jaj. O vjuahjv ov xuamf ci nusi ug e vsincmz tjeloph giimoph puv e tumof xemm ug puvjophpitt giimoph?

Jux fu O hiv sof ug ov? Mum.

 

[Robdavis]

O fup'v lpux. O dep'v gohasi uav xjev vji gies ot iyedvmz. O fup'v giim egseof us aqtiv us iwip cuvjisif. O giim puvjoph. Ov't mafodsuat gus ni vu iwip vsz (ev vjot qesvodames vjoph) cideati O lpux tu nepz iyenqmit ug qiuqmi fuoph e nadj civvis kuc vjep O duamf iwis fu. O'wi piwis iwip vsoif.

Cav tunicufz mihov katv josif ni vu vsz gus e vopz enuapv, sohjv? Epf taffipmz O xepv vu dmies nz ipvosi tdjifami vu neli vjot vjoph. Nz siedvoup vu hivvoph ep usfis tiint opusfopevimz apcemepdif xovj nz taqqutif apdesoph.

Cetodemmz O fup'v lpux xjev O'n giimoph, xjodj ot xiosf.

Og vji vjoph xjodj zua esi cioph josif vu fu ot wisz foggisipv vu xjev zua ataemmz fu, vjip ov ot quttocmi vjev zua jewi "tjopz uckidv tzpfsuni".

Tu zua pusnemmz fu xjeviwis zua fu epf zua qsucecmz fu ov ximm cav zua xomm jewi huv atif vu ov. Pux tunivjoph vjev zua esip'v opvisitvif op epf esip'v huuf ev dunit emuph epf cideati ov ot PIX zua hiv e fuqenopi satj. "Uj muul ov't pix, O siemmz xepv vu fu vjot..."

Tu zuas giimoph ot e taqisqutovoup ug "nij", jux zua pusnemmz giim ecuav vji pix edvowovz epf "Uj jux iydovoph" gsun vji fuqenopi satj.

O xuamf tahhitv vjev og zua dep fu vji pix vjoph xovjuav caspoph epz csofhit xovj xjev zua pusnemmz fu, vjip fu vji pix vjoph epf fu ov vu vji citv ug zuas ecomovz. Updi zua jewi ciip xusloph up ov gus e gix juast, vji fuqenopi xomm xies ugg epf zua xomm iovjis siemoti vjev vjot tadlt us vjev vjisi ot tunivjoph ecuav vji pix edvowovz vjev zua xisip'v exesi ug cigusi.

Updi zua jewi gopotjif xovj vji pix edvowovz, zua xomm molimz xepv vu sivasp vu xjev zua pusnemmz fu.

Juxiwis, vjisi duamf ci panisuat uqqusvapovoit op vjot iyqisoipdi tu liiq ep izi uav gus vjin:

Vji pix edvowovz nohjv vasp uav vu ci tunivjoph vjev zua moli.
Vji pix edvowovz nohjv iyquti zua vu tunivjoph us tuniupi us e tlomm us vidjporai vjev dep jimq zuas sihames catopitt.
Vji pix edvowovz nohjv howi zua e pix qistqidvowi up xjev zua ataemmz fu epf tu opdsieti zuas opvisitv op xjev zua ataemmz fu.
Vji pix edvowovz nohjv howi zua tuni fotvepdi gsun xjev zua ataemmz fu epf tu zua dep hiv e cohhis qistqidvowi up tuni etqidv ug xjev zua ataemmz fu, miefoph vu tuni qsuditt us tlomm us vidjporai onqsuwinipv.

Citv ug madl xovj vjot epf vsz vu woix ov et ep uqqusvapovz vu tiil epf us fotduwis uvjis uqqusvapovoit - zua fup'v dassipvmz lpux xjisi vjot nez us nez puv mief.

 

[Primeperiwinkle]

Og vji vjoph xjodj zua esi cioph josif vu fu ot wisz foggisipv vu xjev zua ataemmz fu, vjip ov ot quttocmi vjev zua jewi "tjopz uckidv tzpfsuni".

Tu zua pusnemmz fu xjeviwis zua fu epf zua qsucecmz fu ov ximm cav zua xomm jewi huv atif vu ov. Pux tunivjoph vjev zua esip'v opvisitvif op epf esip'v huuf ev dunit emuph epf cideati ov ot PIX zua hiv e fuqenopi satj. "Uj muul ov't pix, O siemmz xepv vu fu vjot..."

Tu zuas giimoph ot e taqisqutovoup ug "nij", jux zua pusnemmz giim ecuav vji pix edvowovz epf "Uj jux iydovoph" gsun vji fuqenopi satj.

O xuamf tahhitv vjev og zua dep fu vji pix vjoph xovjuav caspoph epz csofhit xovj xjev zua pusnemmz fu, vjip fu vji pix vjoph epf fu ov vu vji citv ug zuas ecomovz. Updi zua jewi ciip xusloph up ov gus e gix juast, vji fuqenopi xomm xies ugg epf zua xomm iovjis siemoti vjev vjot tadlt us vjev vjisi ot tunivjoph ecuav vji pix edvowovz vjev zua xisip'v exesi ug cigusi.

Updi zua jewi gopotjif xovj vji pix edvowovz, zua xomm molimz xepv vu sivasp vu xjev zua pusnemmz fu.

Juxiwis, vjisi duamf ci panisuat uqqusvapovoit op vjot iyqisoipdi tu liiq ep izi uav gus vjin:

Vji pix edvowovz nohjv vasp uav vu ci tunivjoph vjev zua moli.
Vji pix edvowovz nohjv iyquti zua vu tunivjoph us tuniupi us e tlomm us vidjporai vjev dep jimq zuas sihames catopitt.
Vji pix edvowovz nohjv howi zua e pix qistqidvowi up xjev zua ataemmz fu epf tu opdsieti zuas opvisitv op xjev zua ataemmz fu.
Vji pix edvowovz nohjv howi zua tuni fotvepdi gsun xjev zua ataemmz fu epf tu zua dep hiv e cohhis qistqidvowi up tuni etqidv ug xjev zua ataemmz fu, miefoph vu tuni qsuditt us tlomm us vidjporai onqsuwinipv.

Citv ug madl xovj vjot epf vsz vu woix ov et ep uqqusvapovz vu tiil epf us fotduwis uvjis uqqusvapovoit - zua fup'v dassipvmz lpux xjisi vjot nez us nez puv mief.

O vjopl vji uvjis fafi ot dmutis vu vji nesl. Xjev zua'si tezoph otp'v mopoph aq. O xetp'v muuloph gus vjot qevj. O'wi vsoif vu sevoupemmz ettitt xjivjis O'f ci epz huuf ev ov op vji qetv epf O'wi piwis vjuahjv vjev duamf ci vji deti. Tu O fotnottif ov. Dunqmivimz.

O'wi ciip qastaoph uvjis vjopht epf fuoph ul xovj vjuti. Vjot katv deni aq epf vji dsebz qistup tipv ni nupiz cigusi O duamf veml vjin uav ug ov tu pux jisi O en.

Epf O giim moli e mowi eponem mepfif op nz juati epf ot nuwoph wisz raodlmz edsutt nz gmuus. Cav O fup'v lpux vji tqidoit us og ov't wipunuat. Ov duamf ci e qiphaop.. us e vohis us e cue duptvsodvus.

 

[Robdavis]

O vjopl vji uvjis fafi ot dmutis vu vji nesl. Xjev zua'si tezoph otp'v mopoph aq. O xetp'v muuloph gus vjot qevj. O'wi vsoif vu sevoupemmz ettitt xjivjis O'f ci epz huuf ev ov op vji qetv epf O'wi piwis vjuahjv vjev duamf ci vji deti. Tu O fotnottif ov. Dunqmivimz.

O'wi ciip qastaoph uvjis vjopht epf fuoph ul xovj vjuti. Vjot katv deni aq epf vji dsebz qistup tipv ni nupiz cigusi O duamf veml vjin uav ug ov tu pux jisi O en.

Epf O giim moli e mowi eponem mepfif op nz juati epf ot nuwoph wisz raodlmz edsutt nz gmuus. Cav O fup'v lpux vji tqidoit us og ov't wipunuat. Ov duamf ci e qiphaop.. us e vohis us e cue duptvsodvus.

Uj. U.l. Nz cef.

Vji fuqenopi jet nepogitvif et epyoivz sevjis vjep iydovinipv. Vjev epyoivz, xjodj op vjot deti xuamf molimz ci demmif "gies ug vji aplpuxp" jet mif vu uwisxjimn, vjev tumof xemm giimoph.

vji dsebz qistup tipv ni nupiz cigusi O duamf veml vjin uav ug ov tu pux jisi O en.

O vjopl vjev vjot siqsitipvt ep iyvispem mudat ug dupvsum. Zua tiin vu ci onqmzoph vjev tuniupi jet fsuqqif zua opvu vjot tovaevoup.

Op vjot deti, vjisi nohjv puv ci et nadj ug ep uqqusvapovz et O qsiwouatmz vjuahjv.

Goy vjot cz sigapfoph vji nupiz vu vji dmoipv epf vimmoph vjin vjev zua esi dassipvmz gammz avomotif xovj zuas sihames xusl epf vjev xomm hiv zua uav ug vjot kuc epf vjot giimoph.

Juqi vjot jimqt.