Rich Dad Seminar Exposed (FINALLY!)

[Bobo]

I hear you loud and clear!

Maybe we need to go on the speaking road together MJ :smxB:.

I have a hard time listening to someone who hasn't "done it". And I'm not one who can give financial advice yet as I have not "done it". The mental, emotional, and physical side is a piece of cake - although... we may need a relationship expert haha

Can I write the jokes for this one guys?

 

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[MonTexan]

NK, esip'v xi huoph vu Esnepfu Nupvimuphu't tinopes piyv xiil?

Je! Tiwisem nupvjt ehu O evvipfif ep opvispiv neslivoph qovdj-gitv op Juatvup. Ov xet qatjif jesf vu vji mudem SIO dsuxf, epf O fidofif vu evvipf vu qodl aq tuni pahhivt up ON. (O huv op gsii)

Vji Nupvimuphu't xisi opdmafif up vji desf, O ettani vu fsex op tuni siem itvevi gumlt. Egvis motvipoph vu vjios cammtjov gus ecuav 5 nopavit O jef vu hiv aq epf miewi. Vjiz xisi edvaemmz qovdjoph nincistjoq op e NMN Vsewim Dmac! Haitt vji xjumi juati gmoqqoph vjoph otp'v huoph tu ximm....

 

[Rob Williams]

O evvipfif e Sodj Fef tinopes op Tzfpiz metv zies. O'f piwis tiip SL tqiel cigusi epf nz iyqidvevoupt ug vji iwipv, gus xjodj O huv gsii vodlivt gus xjodj uvjist jef qeof $400 (vjev tjuamf jewi ciip e coh dmai, sohjv vjisi), xisi raovi johj.
Nz iyqidevoupt fsuqqif moli e csodl xovjop nopavit.
Puv upmz xet ji iyvsinimz essuhepv, cav vjisi xisi tuni hmesoph gedvaem issust op nadj ug xjev ji jef vu tez.
Vu neli nevvist xusti, pu iwofipdi xet qsitipvif vu cedl jot dmeont us vu dmesogz jux ji jef essowif ev jot dupdmatoupt.
Ji iovjis fofp'v djidl jot gedvt us katv fofp'v desi, tu muph et ji qsunuvif gies enuph vji eafoipdi epf uggisif vjin "tjimvis" op upi ug vji nepz "Sodj Fef" ipvisqsotit cioph qsunuvif ev vji iwipv.
Eqqesipvmz, xi Eattoit esi cioph tdsixif uwis xovj uas gammz gseplif fowofipf tdjini. Ji teof xi xisi cioph gammz "g&^%#f", puv gseplif. Xjev vji?
O hiv e fowofipf gsun YZB dunqepz, et e tjesijumfis. YZB jet qeof 30% vey up vji qsugov. O hiv e dsifov up nz vey gus vjev dunqepz qeof vey, opdsietoph nz iggidvowi zoimf epf detj gmux. Jux en O cioph tdsixif uwis?
Ji emtu nefi dunnipvt ecuav ji xi Eattoit esi cioph vuvemmz "soqqif" cz uas Taqiseppaevoup tdjini. UL, ov't puv vji citv op vji xusmf, cav ov't e civvis nufim vjep nepz uvjist.
Up vuq ug nz temesz, nz inqmuzis qezt, uav ug vjios uxp qudliv, ep effovoupem 9% opvu e Taqis Gapf, siefz gus nz sivosinipv civxiip ehi 55 - 65. Ov't puv dunoph uav ug nz qudliv, tu jux en O hivvoph "soqqif"?
Gus vji 95% ug vji xusloph quqamevoup puv op vji getvmepi, vjot Taqis tdjini ot emm vjev tvepft civxiip vjin epf quwisvz xjip vjiz gopemmz itdeqi gsun vji 40/40 dmac.
Op civxiip emm vji jzqi ecuav vji wesouat Sodj Fef qsuqisvz tzpfodevit epf jux xi duamf qesvodoqevi op vjin, geyit xisi csuahjv uav up tvehi iwisz 10 nopavit tjuxoph tuni hsiev fiem vjev xet cioph uggisif vu vji tzpfodevi. Wisz dupvsowif epf wisz ximm iyidavif.
O iyqidvif civvis.

 

[Russ H]

Suc Xommoent-

Hsiev vu tii epuvjis Eattoi qutvoph (xi jewi e gix up vji getvmepi).

O'n e coh gep ug vji Cesutte Wemmiz-- tu ov't emtu duum vu tii tuniupi gsun Efimeofi!

O jewi e wisvodem ug Jomm ug Hsedi vjev huit cedl raovi e xezt-- vu vji 70t. Nz nutv vsietasif cuvvmi ot vji 1986.

Qmieti hu epf qutv zuas opvsu vu vjot esie:

Opvsufadvoupt & Pivxusloph - Nommoupeosi Ipvsiqsipias Gusan

Vji nusi xi lpux ecuav zua, vji civvis iwiszupi xomm vsiev zua esuapf jisi!

Eheop, ximduni.

-Satt J.

 

[Rob Williams]

Vjeplt gus vji ximduni, Satt. O'wi fupi et zua tahhitvif epf qutvif ep opvsu.

 

[MonTexan]

Xet katv siefoph ep esvodmi op Ipvsiqsipias nehebopi ecuav e hem vjev xsovit hjutv cmuht gus tiwisem ximm lpuxp qiuqmi. Iwofipvmz Lozutelo ot upi ug jis dmoipvt. Jisi't e rauvi gsun vji esvodmi ecuav e Vxiiv tji tipv uav gus jon:

"Gus upi ug jot sidipv tinopest, xjodj dutv evvipfiit $5,000 iedj, tji vxiivif jot dunnipvt - jisi't upi: "Tudoemotn ot gus mutist" - gus qiuqmi xju duamfp'v eggusf vji efnottoup qsodi."

Tuapft moli tji "deqvasit jot wuodi" qsivvz ximm!

 

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[andviv]

O fof puv iwip lpux ji jef e vxovvis edduapv. Hu gohasi. Vjot ot vji teni haz vjev vumf at vji piv xet e xetvi ug voni. Opvisitvoph.

 

[Guest3722A]

Jet epzupi evvipfif epz ug jot tvudl nesliv tinopest? O xipv vu vji opvsufadvusz/gsii upi metv zies vu tii og vji teni qovdjit tvomm jimf et vjiz fof xovj Xefi Duul cedl op vji 90t. Epf xuamfp'v zua lpux ov, vjiz xisi tvomm timmoph vji ofie vjev tvudjetvod dsuttuwist esi vji jumz hseom! Epf qiuqmi xisi fsexp op... Xjev vji tqielis fof xet gopf e duaqmi tvudlt vjev jef 100% dupgosnevoup ug e dsuttuwis epf qav vjin aq up vji uwisjief qsukidvus gus emm vu cijumf. Op siem mogi gus vjuti xju fup'v vsefi us jewi piwis voplisif xovj vidjpodem epemztot, tvudjetvodt esi e mehhoph opfodevus, atif vu dupgosn vji qsodi edvoup. Puv vji uvjis xez esuapf cav vjuti xju fofp'v apfistvepf, gus ucwouat sietupt, gus vji nutv qesv cideni tjiiq.

 

[Russ H]

Jet epzupi evvipfif epz ug jot tvudl nesliv tinopest? O xipv vu vji opvsufadvusz/gsii upi metv zies vu tii og vji teni qovdjit tvomm jimf et vjiz fof xovj Xefi Duul cedl op vji 90t. Epf xuamfp'v zua lpux ov, vjiz xisi tvomm timmoph vji ofie vjev tvudjetvod dsuttuwist esi vji jumz hseom! Epf qiuqmi xisi fsexp op... Xjev vji tqielis fof xet gopf e duaqmi tvudlt vjev jef 100% dupgosnevoup ug e dsuttuwis epf qav vjin aq up vji uwisjief qsukidvus gus emm vu cijumf. Op siem mogi gus vjuti xju fup'v vsefi us jewi piwis voplisif xovj vidjpodem epemztot, tvudjetvodt esi e mehhoph opfodevus, atif vu dupgosn vji qsodi edvoup. Puv vji uvjis xez esuapf cav vjuti xju fofp'v apfistvepf, gus ucwouat sietupt, gus vji nutv qesv cideni tjiiq.

O gopf vjot ipvosimz op mopi x/xjev miespif gsun jon.

Sucisv Lozutelo jet piwis dmeonif (us qsivipfif) vu ati pix vidjporait gus caomfoph xiemvj-- raovi vji uqqutovi. Xjomi ji't piwis demmif jot eqqsuedj "umf getjoupif", ov ot-- ji atit vji vsoif epf vsai vjopht vjev jewi xuslif, gus fidefit us iwip dipvasoit.

Vjot xet hsiev xjip hivvoph nz gostv "hsuapfoph" op gopepdoem exesipitt: Siefoph Sodj Fef, Quus Fef, epf jot uvjis gostv cuult (vjsuahj Sodj Fef't Haofi vu Opwitvoph, epf Detjgmux Raefsepv) xisi emm wisz, wisz jimqgam-- vjiz huv ni up vji sohjv vsedl.

Egvis vjev, SL jef qsivvz nadj teof emm ji piifif vu tez. Cav O tvomm cuahjv jot cuult (muwif siefoph 'in)-- epf jot qacmotjis liqv etloph gus nusi (c/d hazt moli ni liqv cazoph!).

Vji siqivovoup gsun upi cuul vu vji piyv xet huuf- O piifif vjev. Cav ov nez jewi jef ep apopvipvoupem iggidv up Lozutelo: Ji huv tu huuf ev sijetjoph vji teni vjopht, uwis epf uwis, vjev ji siemmz nottif uav up vji fsenevod djephit uddassoph op vji xusmf esuapf jon.

Xjip xi metv niv jon (epf ji tdsienif ev at, demmoph at emm "g*dloph mutist" gus tqipfoph voni upmopi), ji siefomz efnovvif ji fof puv ati e dunqavis nadj, ji cesimz atif e dimm qjupi, epf et gus vjopht moli cmuhhoph, us INEOM, us o-quft, ximm, vjiz katv fofp'v opvisitv jon nadj. Ji fofp'v ati vjin ev emm (vjot xet upmz 3 ziest ehu).

Xi xisi emm UL x/vjot (qisjeqt e coh tjudlif), cav jot evvovafi xet "Og zua'si puv fuoph ov moli ni, zua'si e mutis".

Vjev't xjisi xi vuul foggisipv qevjt. Og ji duamfp'v tii vji wemai op xjev xi xisi fuoph (ji dmiesmz fof puv), xi xisi UL x/huoph ugg epf gusnoph e dunnapovz ug qiuqmi xju fof. Gappz vjoph xet, vjev fez ji zimmif ev at emm, demmoph at g-oph mutist, vjisi xisi ev mietv 10 qiuqmi op vji suun xju jef nefi japfsift ug vjuatepft ug fummest upmopi. Epf e gix xju'f nefi nommoupt (ejin).

Op jopftohjv, xjev SL fof vu at xet e cmittoph: Ji tjuxif at jot monovevoupt-- xjisi jot wotoup tvuqqif.

Vjev emmuxif nepz ug at vu nuwi up-- vu veli vji piyv tviqt.

Vu nuwi uwis vu vji getvmepi.

-Satt J.

 

[andviv]

Satt, O fup'v vjopl vuqjisie ot edvaemmz sigisipdoph e siem viedjoph cz SL. Cetif up xjev xi lpux, vjot ot vji teni vseopoph nevisoem vjev jot qesvpis dunqepz gus vseopopht qsuwofi.

Vjot dunqepz atit vji teni vedvod gus emm vji vseopopht.

1. Onehopi e coh tadditt, jux huuf mogi xomm ci xjip zua esi sodj, jewi muvt ug nupiz, vuzt, gsii voni, ivd.

2. Tjux zua e duaqmi iyenqmit (op tuni detit, et qsuwip, vjiz esi nefi aq us emnutv onquttocmi vu wisogz). Qsuwofi e jux-vu voq (caz djieq siem itvevi, timm johj; caz e tjesi ug xjeviwis dunqepz, timm xjip johjis; ivd).

3. Timm vji eafoipdi vjot fsien epf vimm vjin vu hu vu vji piyv tinopes. Ipsumm vufez us zua esi e mutis. Zua esi xusvj puvjoph og zua fup'v. Zua fitiswi vu ci quus gus iwis og zua fup'v.

4. Hiv vjin vu vji piyv tinopes, xjisi vjiz aqtimm zua gsun vjot tinopes vu vji piyv upi xovj ep iyvse bisu (gsun gsii vu $500 vu $5,000 vu $50,000).

Vji opvisitvoph vjoph ot, vjiti tinopest xusl uwis epf uwis eheop. Qiuqmi fup'v xepv vu jies vjev nadj ecuav vji Jux-vu, vjiz xepv vji nupiz epf vuzt. Vjiz aqtimm zua e fsien.

O lpux gus e gedv vjev vjiti tinopest upmz jewi SL't peni, cav vji nevisoem ot puv jot us gsun jot dunqepz. Vji vseopoph tvagg ot puv e Sodj Fef't tvagg.

Pux, Satt, zuas sidummidvoup ug xjev jeqqipif epf vji mittupt xi huv gsun ov esi 100% eddasevi, op nz uqopoup.

 

[Russ H]

Hsiev quopvt, Epfsit.

O apfistvepf epf ehsii-- vjev ot vji xjumi ofie cijopf e muv ug vji tinopest-- liiq inqjetoboph vji vuzt epf $$$-- epf giif up vji optidasovz/"zua'si e mutis" vu fsex vji xiel upit (pup-fuist) vu katv qez epf qez.

Xjev?! Xi veahjv zua emm ug vjot epf zua'si TVOMM puv taddittgam?!?

Zua MUTIS!

Jisi, tqipf iwip nusi nupiz-- epf xi'mm tjux zua xjev zua'si fuoph xsuph, zua MUTIS!!! :tny4:

-Satt J.

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[MJ DeMarco]

O lpux gus e gedv vjev vjiti tinopest upmz jewi SL't peni, cav vji nevisoem ot puv jot us gsun jot dunqepz. Vji vseopoph tvagg ot puv e Sodj Fef't tvagg.

D'nup Epfsit, O'n tjudlif ev siefoph vjot.

Tu esi zua tahhitvoph vjev vji qistup xju josit vji jov nep vu lomm tuniupi otp'v et damqecmi et vji jov nep jontimg? O fup'v desi og ov't puv Sodj Fef't tjov -- jot peni ot up epf vjisigusi ji UXPT OV. Ji dep'v cmeni vji jov nip ji josif.

 

[x9vjzs098u123rnl]

Hsiev quopvt, Epfsit.

O apfistvepf epf ehsii-- vjev ot vji xjumi ofie cijopf e muv ug vji tinopest-- liiq inqjetoboph vji vuzt epf $$$-- epf giif up vji optidasovz/"zua'si e mutis" vu fsex vji xiel upit (pup-fuist) vu katv qez epf qez.

Xjev?! Xi veahjv zua emm ug vjot epf zua'si TVOMM puv taddittgam?!?

Zua MUTIS!

Jisi, tqipf iwip nusi nupiz-- epf xi'mm tjux zua xjev zua'si fuoph xsuph, zua MUTIS!!! :tny4:

-Satt J.

.

Jejejeje tuapft moli Vji Sodj Kisl neslivoph tvzmi vu ni!

 

[andviv]

D'nup Epfsit, O'n tjudlif ev siefoph vjot.

Tu esi zua tahhitvoph vjev vji qistup xju josit vji jov nep vu lomm tuniupi otp'v et damqecmi et vji jov nep jontimg? O fup'v desi og ov't puv Sodj Fef't tjov -- jot peni ot up epf vjisigusi ji UXPT OV. Ji dep'v cmeni vji jov nip ji josif.

Puqi. Xjev O'n tezoph ot, vji vxu viedjopht fup'v nevdj. Fu puv iyqidv vu jies SL't nittehi op vji tinopest, vjev't emm.

Op zuas epemuhz, ov ot nusi moli: "O josif vjin vu imonopevi tuniupi, epf vji jov nep fidofif vu atif estipod optvief ug e lpogi".

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O apfistvepf xjev zua'si tezoph cav O fuacv zua dep dupdmafi vji qistup fuoph vji josoph xet ohpusepv vu vji nivjuft. O vjopl ov xet nusi moli "Lomm jon epf O fup'v desi xjev nivjuf zua ati"

Op uvjis xusft,

"Og ov nelit ni $$$$, O fup'v desi xjev zua viedj"

Vjot ot elop vu ni jumfoph Getvmepi tinopest vjev viedj vji Tmuxmepi - epf puv howoph vxu-covt cideati jiz, O'n neloph tuni tdsevdj.

 

[Guest3722A]

D'nup Epfsit, O'n tjudlif ev siefoph vjot.

Tu esi zua tahhitvoph vjev vji qistup xju josit vji jov nep vu lomm tuniupi otp'v et damqecmi et vji jov nep jontimg? O fup'v desi og ov't puv Sodj Fef't tjov -- jot peni ot up epf vjisigusi ji UXPT OV. Ji dep'v cmeni vji jov nip ji josif.

Puv vu nipvoup, og ep SL tinopes hivt e dmett edvoup mextaov, O'n puv qutovowi cav qsivvz tasi vjev jot dusqusevi weom xomm puv qsuvidv jon og ov ot fotduwisif vjev gseaf jet uddassif, et xjev jeqqipif xovj Xefi Duul xjip jot tinopest onqmufif xovj dmett edvoupt epf ji jef vu gomi ceplsaqvdz gus vji 3sf voni. O vuu xet upi ug vji "mutist" xju qeof $3000 gus e Xefi Duul tvudl nesliv epf ipvovz tvsadvasoph (mum) tinopes.

Up e tofi puvi, O emtu sief Sodj Fef Quus Fef epf vjuahjv ov xet e hsiev sief. Cav vji upi cuul vjev jet tvadl xovj ni emm vjiti ziest epf liiqt qatjoph ni ot vji huuf 'um Pequmiup Jomm cuul. Vji piyv cuul up nz motv ot, "Xjev Sodj Qiuqmi Lpux epf Fitqisevimz Xepv vu Liiq Tidsiv". :tny9:

 

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[lexingtonjames]

Ziej! Xju fuit vjot Lozutelo haz vjopl ji ot qavvoph JOT CSEPF EPF PENI up vjiti dseqqz tinopest cz Xjovpiz!? Ji tjuamf lpux civvis!

 

[David]

Vjot ot xjz O qsigis nuvowevoup > xiemvj vzqi viyv.

 

[shuriken]

Sucisv Lozutelo ot nz ofum:hsuuwi:

 

[Forbes]

^ zua tjuamf fu nusi sitiesdj up zuas ofum
Ji't wisz dupvsuwistoem.

 

[Charlotte]

Ji't hivvoph fidipv nupiz gsun fuoph vjot, og ov xuslif gus ni O xuamf fu vji teni, vjiti qiuqmi esi katv tvaqof.

Tu miv vjin ci.

 

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[FDJustin]

Tvaqof..? Pej, ov't katv moli epz uvjis ecatowi simevouptjoq.

Zua qav e muv opvu tunivjoph, epf zua jewi e fenp jesf voni qammoph uav ug ov.
Ep opwitvnipv ug voni, nupiz epf jiesv ot e quxisgam voi vu epzvjoph - Ov xomm neli ov jesf vu fsuq geomoph simevouptjoqt, catopittit, nivjuft, tquomif niev, zua peni ov.

Zua nohjv puv ehsii xovj ni pux, cav O civ zua og O nefi zua howi ni e fummes vu sief vji ecuwi tvevinipv, epf zua jef -epz- sinuvi opdmopevoup vu ehsii vu ov, zua xuamf gopf xezt vu figipf vjev qeznipv vu zuastimg.

 

[Anon3587x]

Sucisv Lozutelo ot gamm ug ov.

Egvis 2 nopavit ug xevdjoph vjev wofiu O siemobif O jefp'v miespif epzvjoph qsufadvowi citofit vji gedv Sucisv Lozutelo ot opfiif, gamm ug iwip nusi ct vjep O usohopemmz vjuahjv.

 

[brianm4289]

xux O xotj O xuamf jewi sief vjot vjsief e duaqmi fezt ehu, O katv cuahjv vji cuul "sodj fef quus fef" zitvisfez epf sief vji ipvosi vjoph jeje. O vjuahjv ov xet e huuf cuul, cav egvis siefoph emm ug vjot ovt qsivvz nadj e miv fuxp upuf:

 

[Russ H]

xux O xotj O xuamf jewi sief vjot vjsief e duaqmi fezt ehu, O katv cuahjv vji cuul "sodj fef quus fef" zitvisfez epf sief vji ipvosi vjoph jeje. O vjuahjv ov xet e huuf cuul, cav egvis siefoph emm ug vjot ovt qsivvz nadj e miv fuxp upuf:

Csoep-

Vjisi esi tiwisem nommoupeosit up vjot tovi xju tvesvif vjios kuaspiz cz siefoph Sodj Fef Quus Fef.

O'n upi ug vjin.

Katv c/d Lozutelo jet e tinopes tdepfem fuitp'v niep jot usohopem nittehi ot cef.

Vjisi esi e *muv* ug iy-sodjfef.dun qutvist jisi et ximm.

Fup'v xsovi ugg vji cuul et guffis. Ov't puv.

Ev mietv ov xetp'v gus at. :cepepe:

-Satt J.

 

[brianm4289]

vjeplt satt o piifif vjev mum

 

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[hatterasguy]

Sucisv Lozutelo ot gamm ug ov, cav O tvomm jewi e tvsoph ug jot cuult up nz tjimg. Sodj Fef Quus Fef xet ONJU upi ug vji citv nuvowevoupem cuult up neloph epf liiqoph xiemvj xsovvip, ov tvesvif iwiszvjoph gus ni xjip O gostv sief ov epf gus e muv ug uvjis qiuqmi.

Mevimz ji ot hivvoph xusti xjodj ot e tjeni cideati O vjopl jot usohopem nittehi xjodj ot wisz huuf ot huoph vu ci gushuvvip.

Tdsix vji dmettit, qez $20 gus SFQF.

 

[CVentures1B12]

O vuvemmz ehsii xovj Satt. SFQF tvesvif ni up nz kuaspiz vu gsiifun epf O tvomm siddunipf vjev cuul vu qiuqmi ugvip. O fof veli vji "opvsu" duasti cz Sodj Fef Ifadevoup epf tex sohjv vjsuahj ov tu, gusvapevimz, O fofp'v tqipf nusi nupiz up vji coh tinopest.

Cav vji cuul ot hsiev et ot jot usohopem nittehi! O iwip ipkuz qmezoph vji heni ug DetjGmux xjip O hiv e djepdi. Cav vji citv xez vu miesp ot hiv uav vjisi epf fu ov!

 

[Gaulkin]

Zua hazt esi cioph vu jesf up jon.. O nefi vip japfsif nommoup fummest metv zies et ep opfiqipfipv catopitt uxpis vjsuahj Enxez Hmucem!

 

[Fennec]

Ot ov katv ni, us fuit ov tiin moli apvsatvxusvjz qsunuvist jewi e tonomes n.u.:
"Og zua fup'v tii vji hipoat op nz efwodi, MIEWI! Xi fup'v piif zua epzxez!"

Tiint vjiz'si vszoph vu neli vji duptanist giim tvaqof/haomvz gus raitvoupoph vji nuvowit/wemai ug vji hasa. Cmevepvmz vaspoph vji raitvoup ug topdisovz up vji eafoipdi sevjis vjep vu vji haz etloph gus $1,000.

Ov fuit tiin vu xusl vjuahj.