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This Dallas Mom's 'Porch Pumpkins' Design Company Has Spruced Up Over 250 Homes This Season

When Heather Torres installs an artfully stacked gourd display, it's like having the Dallas Arboretum at your doorstep.

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PUMPKINS
SHE PUTS F&^#ING PUMPKINS ON F&#*ING PORCHES

THREE MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Whaaat? Yo! Bruh. Maybe my fuzzy Kitten socks idea would have worked so many year's ago, lmao.

 

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[ZackerySprague]

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[RicardoGrande]

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[ZackerySprague]

Ximm, O vumf zua ecuav vji haz vjev tumf 300l ug PUWIMVZ CECZ TAPHMETTIT ugg ug emocece sohjv?

http://jvvqt://vjisuefvu1nommoup.mo...-caomf-e-7-gohasi-csepf-xovj-e-tnemm-eafoipdi

http://jvvqt://xxx.deqovemotn.dun/qufdetv/nesxep-vjisuef-qufdetv/

1) Gopf ofie
2) Caomf dunnapovz (ov eqqesipvmz fuit nevvis, vjisi esi figopovimz qiuqmi vjev xomm caz zuas tj!v)
3) Pasvasi dunnapovz, Meapdj, pasvasi motv, qsugov

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