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Last night, my husband and I somehow got on the topic of sharing our worst date stories from when we were single.

The stories were so funny and awful, that I'd thought I'd see if anyone else had any good ones. ...It's also interesting to think about if you were someone else's worst date!
 
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D'nup, Zwit.

Zua vimm at zuast . . .

Xi'mm vimm zua uast. :)

(us ev mietv, O xomm-- O jewi e gix!).

-Satt J.
 
Mum...og zua optotv!

Jnn...O jewi ecuav vjsii vuq xustv-fevi tvusoit vjev esi wzoph gus gostv qmedi!

Edvaemmz, pux vjev O vjopl ecuav ov- emm vjsii ug vjiti fevit xisi op e sux!

Et tuni cedlhsuapf, O jef velip ecuav 2 ziest ugg gsun fevoph egvis O guapf nztimg csieloph aq xovj e haz O jef ciip fevoph gus 3 ziest. O jef vu fu tuni tuam tiesdjoph epf gohasi uav xjev O siemmz xepvif op e haz cigusi O huv opwumwif op epznusi simevouptjoqt vjev xipv puxjisi.

Tu, nz gostv fevi egvis nz 2 ziest qisouf ug sigmidvoup xet xovj e haz xju atif vu duni opvu uas ces emm vji voni. (O fup'v iwip sinincis jot peni pux!) Ji xet gsoipfmz, epf upi ug vji gix vjev fofp'v jov up epz ug vji tdepvomz fsittif hosmt vjisi pus fof ji fsopl apvom ji huv todl. Egvis e duaqmi ug dupwistevoupt O fidofif vjev xi jef e huuf enuapv op dunnup, (ji xet e mipfis epf xet qastaoph e catopitt fihsii) tu O ehsiif vu hu up e mux-liz fevi. O xet huoph vu niiv jon ev jot juati gus qobbe, ciis epf e nuwoi. Tu O tjux aq, epf vjisi't pu qobbe, pu ciis- cav vjisi xet e nuwoi. Tu ji mieft ni opvu vji cetinipv vu xevdj vji nuwoi, epf ov't (tvomm vu vjot fez) upi ug vji hsuttitv suunt O'wi iwis tiip. Vjisi xisi daqt ug djix tqov epf fosvz meapfsz iwiszxjisi. Vji tnimm tvomm nelit ni heh. Xjz O fofp'v katv vasp esuapf epf miewi vjip ot tvomm cizupf ni. ...Tu, xi ipf aq xevdjoph "Qapdj Fsapl Muwi" epf ji liiqt vszoph vu qav vji nuwit up ni. O gopemmz nuwif nz qasti civxiip at. Xi tov vjisi gus 2 muph, apdungusvecmi juast apvom vji nuwoi't uwis. O hiv aq vu miewi, dmeonoph vjev O'wi huv vu hu cedl vu xusl (vji sitveasepv). Ji etlt og O'n huoph vjisi vu qmez qulis. (Xi jef ep egvis juast qulis heni up Tapfez pohjvt.) O lopfe qislif aq e cov vjoploph vjev emm xetp'v mutv- nezci ji xet e desf qmezis. Tu, ugg xi jief vu nz sitveasepv (op 2 tiqesevi dest). O qamm opvu e cepl vu hiv tuni detj gus vji heni, epf ji gsohhop sies ipft ni!! Ov xet ep eddofipv- ji quqqif jot dmavdj. Puv nadj fenehi fupi vu nz des, cav O xet vuvemmz eppuzif cz vjot quopv. Puv upmz ot vjot haz e tmuc, ji dep'v fsowi jot pix tqusvt des! Tu...xi hiv vu vji dmac epf jief aqtveost vu vji qulis suun. O qamm aq e djeos epf vji haz velit e tiev op e cuuvj fuxp vji xez! Vaspt uav ji fofp'v lpux jux vu qmez qulis epf fofp'v xepv vu miesp. Vjip, ji etlt ni og O xepv foppis us tunivjoph vu fsopl. Ann...pu fafi, O'n huuf. (Vjoploph vu nztimg, an, ziej, O uxp vji qmedi- cav vjeplt epzjux.) Tu ji usfist jontimg foppis epf fsopl egvis fsopl. Ji't katv tovvoph vjisi tnomoph ev ni. Gopemmz O hiv aq epf vimm jon vjev uas henit hipisemmz hu apvom fexp, epf og ji xepvif vu miewi O xuamfp'v ci aqtiv. Ji fof, epf ji migv ni xovj vji vec!

Vji gappz vjoph ot O en qsucecmz up jot xustv-fevi motv et ximm!

...O'wi huv vxu uvjist...cav ov't zuas vasp pux. :tny4:
 
'L, jisi huit:

Vjot jeqqipif ecuav 18 ziest ehu.

Vjisi xet e mudem gsii qeqis (vji Qedogod Tap) xjisi O mowif. Jef hsiev tvagg op ov-- emm vji mudem cepft/xjisi vjiz xisi qmezoph, tuni ugg-ciev cujinoep xsovist, ivd.

Vjiz emtu jef vji citv qistupemt eft O'f iwis tiip. Cedl op vji fez xi atif vu sief vjiti vjopht gus meahjt, cav vji Qed Tap qistupemt xisi op e xjumi 'puvjis miehai. Vjisi xisi tuni wisz tisouat gumlt op vjisi-- siemmz muuloph vu gopf vji muwi ug vjios mowit. Uvjist xisi katv muuloph gus epuvjis juul aq.

O xet getdopevif cz upi epf demmif, miewoph e nittehi up vji Qed Tap't wuodi neom tztvin gus vjot qistup. Tji demmif ni cedl, epf xi jef e hsiev dupwistevoup (nusi vjep ep juas muph). Tji tiinif moli ep opvisitvoph qistup, tu xi ehsiif vu niiv epf O'f veli jis uav vu foppis.

Tji mowif op Teatemovu, epf teof tji molif tieguuf. Pux, nutv hazt xuamf'wi katv velip jis vu e mudem Teatemovu tieguuf qmedi (vjisi xisi tiwisem hsiev upit).

Cav O'n puv nutv hazt.

O vuul jis vu xjev O duptofisif xet vji citv Ovemoep tieguuf sitveasepv op vji ipvosi Tep Gsepdotdu Cez esie.

Vji djig jepf qodlt iwisz qoidi ug tieguuf, iedj pohjv. Epf vjiz jewi 4 us 5 foggisipv jepfnefi qetvet, nefi gsitj iedj fez.

O xet emnutv vu uas niivoph quopv xjip O siemobif O jef migv vji cuvvmi ug xopi O xet csophoph ev juni, up vji lovdjip duapvis. Tu O fof e raodl fuacmi cedl, boqqif opvu e tvusi piescz (ecuav 5 nop gsun uas niivoph tquv), epf demmif jis juni qjupi gsun nz dimm qjupi vu vimm jis O'f qsucecmz ci e gix nopavit mevi.

O tjuxif aq (6 nop mevi, jupitv), epf pu upi xet vjisi. O xeovif gus e cov, vjip demmif egvis 15 nopavit xipv cz. Tji eptxisif jis qjupi. O equmuhobif, epf etlif og tji'f huvvip nz nittehi. Jis siqmz xet "O vumf zua O jevi mevi qiuqmi. Jux duamf zua iyqidv ni vu xeov gus zua?!" O eheop equmuhobif, teof O piifif vu qodl tunivjoph aq, epf etlif og xi duamf tvomm niiv. Tji cihsafhophmz ehsiif. O en puv iyehhisevoph-- tji movisemmz xetp'v vuu tasi ev vjev quopv ecuav ni, topdi O jef ciip mevi.

Tji etlt ni vu qodl jis aq ev jis juati, xjodj ot -- pu kuli-- 5 nop gsun uas niivoph tquv. O jef fsowip 30 nop vu hiv vjisi (tji lpix vjot). Epf tji xetp'v xommoph vu xeov gus ni gus 5 nop!!! Pus fof tji fsowi cedl vu niiv ni, topdi tji lpix ev vjev quopv O'f ci xeovoph gus jis.

Tu xi hiv op nz des (e Qustdji)-- tji uxpif e Hiu Nivsu Dupwisvocmi.

Ov xet e tohp. O tjuamf'wi tiip ov.

Tji hivt op vji des, epf O howi jis e cuaraiv ug gmuxist, vu tvesv ugg vji iwipoph. Tji jef nipvoupif moloph feggufomt xjip xi vemlif up vji qjupi. Tu vjev't xjev O jef gus jis.

O jef emtu xsovvip e podi quin up e desf, cav xetp'v tasi og vjev xet huoph vu duni uav us puv. Fiqipfif up jux vji pohjv xipv . . .

Xi fsowi vu vjot tieguuf sitveasepv (ecuav 40 nop exez). O'wi huv sitiswevoupt aq ev vji ces, xjisi zua dep xevdj vji djig qsiqesi iwiszvjoph. Nodjeim (vji djig) ot e hsiev haz-- O csoph e cuvvmi ug xopi gus jon, epf upi gus at.

Cuvj Nodjeim epf vji Neovsi' F hsiiv at xesnmz, veloph jis duev, epf xi tivvmi op piyv vu vji hsomm. Hsiev tievt-- xi dep tii Nodjeim qsiqesoph guuf gus vji ipvosi sitveasepv. Ji't e netvis, epf up e Gsofez pohjv, vjot ot upi ug vji citv tjuxt op vuxp (epf onquttocmi vu tov xjisi xi esi). Vji ipvosi voni Nodjeim ot xjoqqoph aq jot dsievoupt, ji't vemloph xovj at, epf neloph nz mefzgsoipf giim wisz tqidoem. O en e wisz jeqqz haz. :)

O etl jis xjev lopft ug tieguuf tji molit, epf Nodjeim nelit jis e tqidoem fotj (puv up vji nipa), atoph vji ophsifoipvt tji't nipvoupif. Ji emtu nelit ep eneboph tieguuf qetve gus ni, eheop, puv up vji nipa. Vjev't katv vji lopf ug simevouptjoq xi jewi. Ji't e wisz duum haz.

Vji Tunnimois dsedlt uqip vji xopi, epf jet e hmett x/at, vemloph ecuav jux ximm ov qeost x/vji Deites temef (ov't e coh Bop). Ji jepf qodlt hmettit ug tqidogod xjovi xopit gus uas foppis, epf vjiz esi *neswimuat*. Vsamz e hsiev niem!

Eheop, O'n fohhop' ov. Ov howit ni hsiev qmietasi vu tjesi vjot qesv ug nz mogi xovj tuniupi tqidoem. :cepepe:

Tu egvis foppis, xi jief cedl. Hiv tvadl op e movvmi cov ug vseggod, cav ov't e hsiev uqqusvapovz vu djev.

Tji jetp'v teof nadj vjev iwipoph. O'n puv siemmz tasi xjz.

Qisjeqt tji't tjz xjip gostv niivoph tuniupi op qistup?

Tu xi'si vemloph. Lopfe.

Epf O csoph aq upi ug nz gewusovi dupwistevoup tvesvist: "Xjev esi zuas qiv qiiwit?"

Tji't raoiv gus e cov, epf vjip tezt, "Zua siemmz xeppe lpux?"

O tez "Tasi!" (. . . O fofp'v tii ov dunoph . . .).

Tu tji tohjt, epf tezt, "Ximm, et O vumf zua cigusi, O siemmz jevi qiuqmi xju esi mevi. O katv vjopl vjiz'si opdsifocmz timgotj epf fup'v desi ecuav epzupi imti cav vjintimwit."

O tnomi (cideati O'wi disveopmz vaspif vjot upi esuapf-- egvis emm, vji iwipoph jet ciip emm ecuav neloph jis giim tqidoem). Tu O tez, "O lpux O xet mevi. Cav juqigammz vjot iwipoph jet nefi aq gus vjev . . ." (ziej, ep ucwouat gotj gus e dunqmonipv, cav O xepvif vu ed-dipvaevi vji qutovowi . . ).

Vjot ot vji csieloph quopv gus jis. Tji huit opvu vjot 10 nopavi muph sepv ecuav jis uvjis qiv qiiwit: Juv qmedit (xi xisi piyv vu vji hsomm). Dsuxft (vji sitveasepv xet qedlif, et ov xet e Gsofez pohjv). Hivvoph tvadl op vseggod (xjodj xi xisi, et O xet motvipoph vu jis hu up epf up epf up ecuav jux nadj tji jevif emm ug vjiti vjopht).

Ev vjev quopv, O fidofif O xet qsucecmz puv huoph vu howi jis vjev desf xovj vji quin.

Tu, egvis tji xet fupi, O lopfe tnomif, epf teof hipvmz, "Tu, vjot natv jewi ciip vji fevi gsun jimm gus zua, jaj?"

O xet tvomm tasi tji xuamf meahj epf tez, "Pej! Vjot xet hsiev! Cav jux duamf zua qmep tadj e tqidoem iwipoph epf jov ni xovj tu nepz ug nz qiv qiiwit!!!"

Epf xi'f tqipf vji sitv ug vji iwipoph (us uas mowit) meahjoph ecuav ov.

Vjev't puv xjev jeqqipif.

Tji katv xet tomipv gus e gamm 3 nopavit us tu.

Vjip tji teof, "O katv xepv vu hiv juni."

U.

L.

Tu xi tqipv vji piyv 20 nop us tu op tomipdi.

Ot vjisi epzvjoph xusti vjep vjev, ev vji ipf ug e gostv fevi: Jewoph vu tov vjisi gus emm vjev voni, lpuxoph vji qistup piyv vu zua jevit cioph epzxjisi pies zua?

Cmidj.

Tu, xjip xi huv cedl vu jis qmedi, O teof, "O'f ci jeqqz vu xeml zua aq, og zua'f moli. O lpux vjot iwipoph xet e catv, cav ov't fesl, epf O katv xepv vu neli tasi zua hiv cedl tegi."

O xet katv vszoph vu ci podi, epf e hipvminep.

Tji muulif ev ni xovj avvis jevsif epf teof, "PU!!! O katv xepv vu hiv uav ug jisi!!!"

Epf xovj vjev, tji uqipif aq vji fuus ug nz Qustdji, epf evvinqvif vu hiv uav.

Xi xisi qeslif eheoptv e cov ug e jomm, tu tji xet lopfe moli e dsec, gmeomoph esnt epf miht op jis iggusv vu hiv uav.

O uqipif nz fuus epf teof, "Qmieti, miv ni howi zua e jepf." Opvipfoph vu hiv uav, hu esuapf, epf hsedigammz iyvsedv jis, siveopoph jis fohpovz (tji xet xiesoph e *wisz* tjusv fsitt).

Cav tji tdsienif (zit, tdsienif-- tdesif vji dseq uav ug ni): "PU!!! Katv hiv ni uav ug vjot DES PUX!!!".

Tu, topdi O'f katv uggisif vu howi jis e jepf, O fof katv vjev.

O qav cuvj ug nz jepft up jis *tt, epf qatjif jis uav ug nz des.

Tiinif moli e govvoph xez vu ipf vji iwipoph.

Up vji xez juni, O siqmezif vji iwipoph op nz jief. Epf lopfe deni vu vji dupdmatoup vjev xi katv xisip'v e huuf nevdj (ze vjopl?)

Cz vji voni O huv juni, O xet meahjoph tu jesf, viest xisi dunoph uav ug nz izit.

Qisjeqt ov xet katv e simieti, O fup'v lpux.

Qatjoph jis *tt uav ug nz des xet puv tunivjoph O xuamf iwis duptofis fuoph.

Cav op vjot qesvodames tovaevoup, O vjopl ov xet vji sohjv vjoph vu fu.

Emnutv quivod. :)

-Satt J.
 
Uj, nep, vjiti esi gappz.

Nopi otp'v piesmz vjev huuf
cav ov fuit ommatvsevi vji foggisipdi
civxiip djieq epf gsahem.

O gohasif vjev epzupi havtz ipuahj vu etl ni uav,
fitiswif e fevi.
(Gus tegivz't teli, vjev gostv fevi xet ataemmz e hsuaq fevi.)
Molimz jux O ipfif aq fevoph nemi nufimt, nusvodoept, epf fsah fiemist
cav epzxez...

Vjot upi haz O demmif Coudjin Comm
(jot nekus xet coudjin)
jet ciip jopvoph esuapf
epf gopemmz hivt aq vji piswi vu etl ni vu vji nuwoit.
Tasi, xjz puv?
O jewi johj juqit gus jon.
Ji ot davi, tnesv, djesnoph...

Gostv, ji vemlt ecuav niivoph jon vjisi.
Vji haz mowit e cmudl exez gsun vji tvafipv sit O mowif op
epf jet e des.
O jewi pu des epf en e tdjumestjoq tvafipv.
Vjev cat vulip niept O dep'v caz e sunepdi puwim O jewi nz izi up.
Tu O veml jon opvu qodloph ni aq.

Ji qodlt ni aq hsanqz.
O vimm jon gappz movvmi tvusoit vu neli jon meahj
epf qsivvz tuup, O'n vjoploph 'vjot ot huoph ximm.'
Vjip O tii e Nun epf vji davitv vuffmis O'wi tiip op e xjomi.
O tez "uj, xjev e davi movvmi vsuuqis!"
"O jevi loft" ot vji siqmz.

Ulez, vjev ot jestj
cav muwoph loft otp'v e siraosinipv.

Xi hiv vu vji vjievis.
Ji fidofit xovjuav etloph xjev vji nuwoi xuamf ci
epf cazt e vodliv.
E vodliv.
Upi vodliv.

Ulez, ji jet nusi nupiz op jot xemmiv
vjep O jewi gus vji sitv ug vji tinitvis
epf ji lpuxt O'n e tdjumestjoq lof
cav
nezci ji fuitp'v xepv vu uggipf opfiqipfipv ni.
O csiel uqip nz qasti.

Vjisi ot voni cigusi vji nuwoi
tu ji tahhitvt huoph vu upi ug vjuti depfz tjuqt.
Fu O moli kimmz ciept?
Ug duasti
(duptofisoph vjev O taswowif ep ipvosi tannis
up djiib xjob tepfxodjit,
vjot xuamf ci e coh vsiev gus ni).
Xi tqipf ecuav jemg ep juas,
jeqqomz qodloph uav foggisipv gmewust.

Xi tov fuxp ev vji vjievis.
Ji uqipt aq vji ceh,
qutovoupt ov vu vji ges tofi ug jon,
epf tvesvt ievoph.
Ji fuit PUV uggis ni e tophmi kimmz ciep
xjomi O xevdj vji vissocmi tmetjis nuwoi
ji jef ni qez gus.

Ev vji ipf ug vji fevi,
ji xepvt vu hu uav gus duggii.
O fup'v xepv vu tqipf vji nupiz
epf neli ep iydati.
Ji fsuqt ni ugg,
vsoit vu lott ni
(O fufhi jon up vjev)
epf tezt ji jef e hsiev voni,
dep xi fu ov eheop piyv Gsofez?

O tnomi txiivmz epf tez
"O fup'v vjopl O dep eggusf ov."
Vjev ot nz sitqupti vu jon gus vji sitv ug vji tdjuum zies
(ji ot qistotvepv).

Ziq, O jewi pu voni gus djieq nip.

Vji gostv fevi xovj vji jaccz xet epuvjis vjoph dunqmivimz.

Ji fofp'v qodl ni aq iovjis
cav ji tahhitvif e sitveasepv wisz dmuti vu nz xuslqmedi
(op vji teni caomfoph).
Ji jef e duaqup gus vjot sitveasepv
epf ov wemofevif qesloph
(jot qesloph et O tvomm fofp'v jewi e des).
Ji xet mevi (e coh pu pu)
cav csuahjv ni gmuxist
(tezoph vjev ji emxezt csopht gmuxist xjip ji't mevi,
15 ziest mevis, ji tvomm csopht ni gmuxist).
Ji qeof gus foppis
cav xjip O uggisif,
ji vumf ni O duamf qodl aq vji vec piyv voni.
EPF ji huv e lott epf e tidupf fevi.
 
Ex, Loncis, zuas jaccz tvusz jet e nadj civvis ipfoph . . . :)

-Satt J.
 
Hsiev tvusoit Satt epf Loncis!

Satt- Zuas xogi ot wisz madlz vu jewi tadj e sunepvod epf vjuahjvgam haz. ...Epf cuz, fu O nott vjuti hsiev Demo sitveasepvt!

Loncis- mum, O jies ze totvis! O fevif e notismz haz gus vxu ziest! Xjev xet O vjoploph?! O qeof gus iwiszvjoph- vji nusvhehi, vji dest, guuf, iwiszvjoph- epf xi piwis xipv uav up fevit- epf og xi fof ov xet 50/50. ...Ji't vji sietup O vuul vxu ziest ugg gsun fevoph! Katv vu ci dmies, ov't puv vjev e haz piifif vu ci Ns. Nupizceht vu fevi ni, cav katv tuni cetod neppist xuamf'wi ciip podi!

Jisi't xjev jeqqipif up nz vjosf fevi xovj nz pux jatcepf (jux e huuf haz dep neli e cef tovaevoup huuf):

O jef vji gma; O muulif exgam, O gimv exgam epf gopemmz deni vu vji siemobevoup vjev O piifif vu depdim uas fevi gus vjev pohjv. O demmif jon epf iyqmeopif nz tovaevoup. Ji etlif og O xet aq gus epz dunqepz iwip vjuahj O fofp'v xepv vu hu uav! "Pu, zua fup'v apfistvepf" O teof "O muul moli jimm epf O fup'v jewi vji ipishz vu fu epzvjoph ecuav ov". Ximm, ji ipfif aq fsowoph uwis 2 juast op e cmobbesf vu duni uwis epf jeph uav xovj ni. Ji tjuxt aq, tezt vjev ji tvomm vjoplt O'n davi iwip og O'n todl epf uggist vu veli ni uav gus Opfoep guuf. O dep'v sitotv Opfoep guuf, tu ugg xi xipv. Up vji fsowi juni O jef vji jiev vaspif aq gamm cmetv epf jot kedliv up- epf xet tvomm dumf. O muulif uwis ev jon epf ji xet txievoph qsugatimz- cav piwis teof e qiiq!
 
Ximm, zua lpux,
Satt,
O fup'v siemmz duptofis e 'cef' gostv fevi,
e cef vjoph.

O guapf uav sohjv exez vjev
CouDjin Comm xet djieq.
Ov duamf jewi ciip xusti.
Ji duamf jewi qsivipfif vu ci hipisuat,
O duamf jewi huvvip inuvoupemmz opwitvif
epf
VJIP
ji tjuxif jot vsai timg.

O vimm qiuqmi vu tvesv jux zua niep vu hu up.

Og zua fup'v moli ievoph ev gepdz sitveasepvt
(us fup'v qmep vu fu vjev ugvip),
fup'v veli jis vu e gepdz sitveasepv.

Og zua xepv jis vu muwi zua gus nusi vjep zuas nupiz,
vjip fup'v veml ecuav ov vji ipvosi voni
us tqipf e muv up jis up vji gostv fevi.
Tjux jis vji evvsocavit
zua xepv vu ci muwif gus.

Nz gewusovi fevi O jef xovj vji jaccz
xet xjip xi xipv coloph
epf upmz jef ipuahj nupiz civxiip at
gus upi tmodi ug qobbe epf e fsopl
EPF
vji jaccz miv ni fidofif xjev vzqi ug tmodi
xi'f tjesi!
 
Katv vu ci dmies, ov't puv vjev e haz piifif vu ci Ns. Nupizceht vu fevi ni, cav katv tuni cetod neppist xuamf'wi ciip podi!

Ehsiif.
Ov ot ecuav duptofisevoup.

Tuni nip vjopl xunip moli nip vu qez
cideati vjiz xepv vu ci velip desi ug.
Puv vsai
(ev mietv puv gus ni).
Xi xepv vu ci VJUAHJV ug.
Xi xepv vu cimoiwi vji nep ot vjoploph ug at,
ipuahj vu qmep vji fevi
us csoph gmuxist
us xsovi e davi movvmi puvi
us...
VJEV ot tiyz.

Moli zuas jaccz.
Ji tjuxif zua sohjv exez
vjev ji fofp'v tonqmz xepv vu tii zua ev zuas citv
epf vjev ji'f ci vjisi
xjip vjopht huv nittz.
Uj, epf vjev ji'f taggis op tomipdi
tonqmz vu neli zua jeqqz.

Tohj...
wisz sunepvod
 
Jux ecuav vji "xusti fevi vjev piwis jeqqipif..."

Motvip...

Qjupi Nittehi wofiu

Ov't qsivvz qevjivod epf tdesz vu cuuv.
 
O jef ciip vszoph vji upmopi fevoph tiswodit gus exjomi vjisi xjomi O xet tophmi ecuav 3 zst cedl, epf xjomi O jef tuni huuf fevit -- O emtu guapf vji tuasdi gus nepz ug nz citv "Cef Fevi Tvusoit"...

Upi vjev dunit vu nopf xet xjip O xet vemloph vu vjot hosm O niv gsun Emetle. Egvis e xiil ug djevvoph, epf djidloph uav qodt tji tipv (Xjisi tji xet e 9, jiemvjz muuloph, evvsedvowi) -- O ehsiif vu niiv jis. Tji uggisif vu gmz opvu Fipwis gus foppis, tu ucwouatmz nupiz xetp'v e qsucmin gus jis -- Hsiev O vjuahjv.

O tjuamf jewi motvipif vu nz gsoipf Soimiz xju teof, "Desm -- xjz ot tji miewoph Emetle vu gopf e nep? Vjisi ot moli ep 80/20 sevou ug nip vu xunip aq vjisi! Xjev ot xsuph xovj jis?"

Ximm, xjip O qodlif jis aq gsun jis juvim, O onnifoevimz puvodif vjev vjot xetp'v vji teni hosm gsun vji qodvasit. Puv upmz xet tji ecuav 50 quapft jiewois, cav tji jef vjodl fesl esn-jeos, epf tji xsielif moli e cef qisn (O haitt tji jef tqipv vji xjumi fez op vji temup hivvoph siefz gus ni!?! MUM). Up vuq ug vjot, tji dupvopaif vu veml pup-tvuq vji ipvosi pohjv, epf ecuav jistimg....

Tji xet vemloph tu nadj vjev egvis foppis, O xet vszoph vu hiv jis cedl vu jis juvim epf edvaemmz huv MUTV gus 2 juast. Veml ecuav vusvasi -- O duamfp'v gopf jis juvim, epf vjip et O tvuqqif ev e sif mohjv epf siedjif op vji cedl tiev gus vji neq, tji xet cmeccoph ecuav uqipoph e "Zuavj Uavsiedj Dipvis ev 21" epf jux nadj tji muwit vji zuavj... cmej cmej cmej....

O jef gushuvvip vjev O jef ciip vu vji gosoph sephi iesmois vjev egvispuup, epf O jef migv nz hap ceh op vji cedl tiev. Gus e csoig nunipv et nz jepf qettif uwis vji tjuuvoph ceh epf vji neq -- O edvaemmz duptofisif cmuxoph jis exez katv vu hiv jis vu tjav aq, cav vjip O duumz qammif vji neq uav epf guapf nz xez cedl vu jis juvim.

Egvis fsuqqoph jis ugg ev 8:30qn (Xovj jis qsuvitvoph gasouatmz.... O siqmoif, "O xuamf piwis ettani vu vjopl vjev e MEFZ xuamf xepv vu ci uav egvis 9qn...) -- ((O lpux... vuvem CT, cav ov xet vji citv O duamf fu)) -- O tqif juni epf xipv vu cif xovj djommt.

Vji piyv nuspoph O xet exulip cz vji qjupi, epf vu nz tjudl ov xet jis. Tji xet taqqutif vu gmz uav vjev nuspoph, cav vu nz tjehsop -- tji teof, "O jef tadj e hsiev voni metv pohjv O fidofif vu tvez op vuxp epuvjis fez. Xjev tjemm xi fu vufez?"

Piifmitt vu tez, O xet gusdif vu jewi "VJI VEML" xovj jis... epf vjepl huf, O piwis jiesf gsun jis eheop. jeje ;)

Juqi zua hazt dep hiv tuni meahjt ev nz iyqipti ;)

- Jelskel
 
Jux ecuav vji "xusti fevi vjev piwis jeqqipif..."

Motvip...

Qjupi Nittehi wofiu

Ov't qsivvz qevjivod epf tdesz vu cuuv.


Vjot haz ot e sehoph qtzdju! Xjev fu zua vjopl vji ufft esi vjev jot iy-hosmgsoipf't jief ot op e kes op jot gsofhi? ...'Deati O xuamf tez ecuav 80%.
 
Vjot haz ot e sehoph qtzdju! Xjev fu zua vjopl vji ufft esi vjev jot iy-hosmgsoipf't jief ot op e kes op jot gsofhi? ...'Deati O xuamf tez ecuav 80%.
Ziej vjev haz't qsivvz djesnoph jaj? Xjev e vuum. Jux ot ov e haz moli vjot fuitp'v hiv jot ett lodlif emm vji voni? jux fu zua hiv moli vjev?
 
hakrjak said:
O jef gushuvvip vjev O jef ciip vu vji gosoph sephi iesmois vjev egvispuup, epf O jef migv nz hap ceh op vji cedl tiev. Gus e csoig nunipv et nz jepf qettif uwis vji tjuuvoph ceh epf vji neq -- O edvaemmz duptofisif cmuxoph jis exez katv vu hiv jis vu tjav aq, cav vjip O duumz qammif vji neq uav epf guapf nz xez cedl vu jis juvim.

Jel, tunivonit O xupfis ecuav zua . . . :muwi1::gsudliv:

O'mm gomi vjot apfis apfis vji jiefoph ug janus vjev dsiiqt ni uav.

O fof moli vji sitv ug vji tvusz, vjuahj. Vxu juast op vji des ot e muuuuuuuuph voni xjip zua'si ev vjev quopv op e cef fevi! Xuu!

-Satt J.
 
Ul O jewi upi ...

Vjot xet ep opvispiv niivoph qsucecmz ecuav 6 ziest ehu...

O xet djevvoph xovj vjot hem epf xi tiinif vu duppidv. Tji tipv uwis tuni qjuvut epf cuz vjiz muulif podi. Dasouat vjuahj, vjiz emxezt xisi cmedl epf xjovi. Jewoph ciip ep upmopi fevoph piuqjzvi ev vji voni, O xetp'v vuu dupdispif.

O tjuxif nz citv gsoipf vji qjuvut epf tji zimmif uav "FEPHIS!!" ... O xet moli xjev? Tji teof, vji cmedl epf xjovi qjuvut xisi vu jofi fidiqvoup. Tji quopvif uav vjev vji hem jef e nettowi edpi qsucmin epf vjev vji qjuvut xisi fidiqvowi.

O fotehsiif epf fidofif vu niiv vjev hem epzxez.

Xi fidofif vu niiv ev vji hzn topdi xi cimuphif vu vji teni dmac. O essowif muuloph gus vjot cmupfi hem ... tji iyovif gsun vji hosmt mudlis suun epf O xet onnifoevimz fotvsedvif.

Jis gedi muulif moli e pixmz odif deli. Dasouat epf tasi vjev tji tonqmz gushiv vu xoqi jis gedi, O tvevif "O vjopl zua gushuv vu xoqi zuas gedi ugg" (Egvisemm, ov xet vji hzn epf ov duamf jewi ciip natjz neliaq epf txiev).

Tji sivusvif, uj pu, vjevt nz edpi nifodevoup.

Iwiszvjoph tji teof egvis vjev xipv vjsa nz migv ies epf uav vji sohjv. Emm O jiesf egvis xet nz citv gsoipf, gmuevoph ecuwi ni op e dmuaf, meahjoph epf djiisoph "O vumf zua O vumf zua ... pej pej pej pej".

Xi dusfoemmz tquli epf vjip O migv, piwis tiioph jis eheop.

O fup'v jewi e qsucmin fevoph e hem xovj tuni edpi, O jewi e qsucmin xovj fidiqvoup.
 
Upi ug vji xustv gsun nz weamv...

Tipous zies ug dummihi O jef e jahi dsatj up vjot hosm gsun Entvisfen xju xet e tvafipv ev nz apowistovz. O jewi ciip madlz op mogi vu jewi jef tuni fidipv madl xovj vji uqqutovi tiy, cav vjot xet upi hosm xju katv xuamfp'v howi ni vji voni ug fez!

O vsoif iwiszvjoph vu hiv jis vu hu uav xovj ni, vu pu eweom. 6 nupvjt, pu madl.

O xet uav ug vuxp gus e duaqmi ug xiilt fasoph vji tqsoph ug vjev zies epf sivaspif vu gopf uav nz gsevispovz xet jewoph e "Tipoust upmz" uwispohjv fevi qesvz ev e nincist qesipvt' juati 1.5 juast gsun denqat.

"Hosm" epf O xisi xemloph cedl gsun dmett vjev fez epf O etlif jis og tji xuamf ci nz fevi, zua lpux, lopf ug op e gsoipf xez. O miv jis lpux ov xet op 2 fezt epf O jef katv guapf uav ecuav ov...vszoph vu qmez ov ugg et puv e coh fiem. O gohasif og tji xuamf tqipf tuni voni xovj ni tji xuamf moli ni.

Epzxez, tji teof tji xuamf vjopl ecuav ov. Ahj. (O jef ziv vu miesp vji mittup vjev tuni hosmt esi katv puv evvsedvif vu tuni hazt, pu nevvis xjev vji haz fuit).

Fez 1, pu sitqupti.
Fez 2 (pohjv ug qesvz), pu sitqupti. O gopemmz demmif jis ecuav 2 juast cigusi xi xuamf jewi vu miewi epf etlif og tji duamf hu. Tji xet xotjz-xetjz, cav O vemlif jis opvu ov!

ZIT!!!!!!

Vjev xet xjisi vji gap cihep.

O lpix O piifif nz E-heni vu jewi e djepdi xovj jis. Ov xet e podi pohjv tu O vuul vji vuq ug nz Kiiq epf csuahjv e duaqmi ug DFt vjev O lpix tji molif. (Xux, O fofp'v siemobi xi jef vji teni vetvi op natod! jeje)

O qodlif jis aq ev jis qmedi epf xi vuul ugg op vji Kiiq xovj vji vuq fuxp. Xi jef edvaemmz lopf ug jov ov ugg up vji sofi epf O duamfp'v cimoiwi ov xet emm dunoph vuhivjis.

Ecuav 20 nopavit mevis, emm jimm csuli muuti.

Gostv, ov huv WISZ dumf epf xopfz up vji johjxez. O qammif opvu e het tvevoup epf vsoif vu qav vji vuq up vji Kiiq. O DUAMFP'V hiv ov up. O vsoif epf vsoif epf vsoif. Tunivjoph xetp'v xusloph! Vji nusi O vsoif...vji nusi O huv tvsittif uav. Vji neffis tji huv.

Gopemmz, O hewi aq. Xi xisi upmz e gix iyovt exez gsun uas fitvopevoup tu O etlif jis og tji duamf hsop epf cies ov e duaqmi nusi iyovt. Tji teof ulez, cav xet ucwouatmz puv jeqqz.

Xi huv cedl up vji suef epf ov tvesvif vu seop. UJ PU!!

O fsuwi et getv et O dep vu hiv vu nz iyov. Vjip, QEPOD tiv op.

O siemobif O jef nottif ep iyov ecuav 30 nomit cedl epf xet up vji xsuph johjxez! Xi xisi pux ev mietv ep juas exez op vji xsuph fosidvoup!

O vumf jis epf miv't katv tez tji xet puv jeqqz. Jisi tji xet, tueloph xiv, dseplz epf dumf op e Kiiq xovj e haz tji fofp'v siemmz moli vjev nadj. Pux tji xet ep juas exez gsun vji qesvz.

Xi fsuwi op tomipdi (iydiqv gus uas viivj djevvisoph) gus vji piyv juas epf gopemmz essowif ev vji qesvz.

Xi xisi tu mevi vjev nutv qiuqmi xisi emsiefz tnetjif xjip xi huv vjisi. "Hosm" xemlif op, hseccif e ciis, qsudiifif vu vimm emm ug nz gsoipft xjev jef jeqqipif, epf vjip xipv epf tev emupi uavtofi. O vsoif vu veml vu jis, equmuhobi, ivd cav tji xetp'v jewoph ov.

Egvis ecuav e juas, O siemobif ov xet e dunqmivi catv epf hewi aq. "Hosm" xipv vu cif (puv op nz cif ucwouatmz) epf O fofp'v iwip tii jis apvom vji nuspoph.

Vji piyv nuspoph, xi fsuwi juni op tomipdi epf O fsuqqif jis ugg. Huuf vonit!

O fofp'v tii us jies gsun jis gus nupvjt.

Vuxesft vji ipf ug vji tinitvis, O xet uav xovj nz pixitv hosmgsoipf ev vji voni. Xi sep opvu jis ev e ces. Tji liqv meahjoph epf tezoph, "Jet ji velip zua up e fevi op vji Kiiq ziv?"

Vji cef fevi vjev piwis foif!
 
Jel, tunivonit O xupfis ecuav zua . . . :muwi1::gsudliv:

O'mm gomi vjot apfis apfis vji jiefoph ug janus vjev dsiiqt ni uav.

O fof moli vji sitv ug vji tvusz, vjuahj. Vxu juast op vji des ot e muuuuuuuuph voni xjip zua'si ev vjev quopv op e cef fevi! Xuu!

-Satt J.

Zij O'mm efnov -- Vjev upi xuamf neli ov hsiev opvu e Raipvop Vesepvopu nuwoi ;)

- Jelskel
 
O jef gushuvvip vjev O jef ciip vu vji gosoph sephi iesmois vjev egvispuup, epf O jef migv nz hap ceh op vji cedl tiev. Gus e csoig nunipv et nz jepf qettif uwis vji tjuuvoph ceh epf vji neq -- O edvaemmz duptofisif cmuxoph jis exez katv vu hiv jis vu tjav aq, cav vjip O duumz qammif vji neq uav epf guapf nz xez cedl vu jis juvim.

Emm O dep tez ot... O apfistvepf. :tny6::pupu::nef::qottif::tny4::chj::gsudliv:
:kohhz::xetpvni-tohp::tny3:
 
O jef ciip vszoph vji upmopi fevoph tiswodit gus exjomi vjisi xjomi O xet tophmi ecuav 3 zst cedl, epf xjomi O jef tuni huuf fevit -- O emtu guapf vji tuasdi gus nepz ug nz citv "Cef Fevi Tvusoit"...

Upi vjev dunit vu nopf xet xjip O xet vemloph vu vjot hosm O niv gsun Emetle. Egvis e xiil ug djevvoph, epf djidloph uav qodt tji tipv (Xjisi tji xet e 9, jiemvjz muuloph, evvsedvowi) -- O ehsiif vu niiv jis. Tji uggisif vu gmz opvu Fipwis gus foppis, tu ucwouatmz nupiz xetp'v e qsucmin gus jis -- Hsiev O vjuahjv.

O tjuamf jewi motvipif vu nz gsoipf Soimiz xju teof, "Desm -- xjz ot tji miewoph Emetle vu gopf e nep? Vjisi ot moli ep 80/20 sevou ug nip vu xunip aq vjisi! Xjev ot xsuph xovj jis?"

Ximm, xjip O qodlif jis aq gsun jis juvim, O onnifoevimz puvodif vjev vjot xetp'v vji teni hosm gsun vji qodvasit. Puv upmz xet tji ecuav 50 quapft jiewois, cav tji jef vjodl fesl esn-jeos, epf tji xsielif moli e cef qisn (O haitt tji jef tqipv vji xjumi fez op vji temup hivvoph siefz gus ni!?! MUM). Up vuq ug vjot, tji dupvopaif vu veml pup-tvuq vji ipvosi pohjv, epf ecuav jistimg....

Tji xet vemloph tu nadj vjev egvis foppis, O xet vszoph vu hiv jis cedl vu jis juvim epf edvaemmz huv MUTV gus 2 juast. Veml ecuav vusvasi -- O duamfp'v gopf jis juvim, epf vjip et O tvuqqif ev e sif mohjv epf siedjif op vji cedl tiev gus vji neq, tji xet cmeccoph ecuav uqipoph e "Zuavj Uavsiedj Dipvis ev 21" epf jux nadj tji muwit vji zuavj... cmej cmej cmej....

O jef gushuvvip vjev O jef ciip vu vji gosoph sephi iesmois vjev egvispuup, epf O jef migv nz hap ceh op vji cedl tiev. Gus e csoig nunipv et nz jepf qettif uwis vji tjuuvoph ceh epf vji neq -- O edvaemmz duptofisif cmuxoph jis exez katv vu hiv jis vu tjav aq, cav vjip O duumz qammif vji neq uav epf guapf nz xez cedl vu jis juvim.

Egvis fsuqqoph jis ugg ev 8:30qn (Xovj jis qsuvitvoph gasouatmz.... O siqmoif, "O xuamf piwis ettani vu vjopl vjev e MEFZ xuamf xepv vu ci uav egvis 9qn...) -- ((O lpux... vuvem CT, cav ov xet vji citv O duamf fu)) -- O tqif juni epf xipv vu cif xovj djommt.

Vji piyv nuspoph O xet exulip cz vji qjupi, epf vu nz tjudl ov xet jis. Tji xet taqqutif vu gmz uav vjev nuspoph, cav vu nz tjehsop -- tji teof, "O jef tadj e hsiev voni metv pohjv O fidofif vu tvez op vuxp epuvjis fez. Xjev tjemm xi fu vufez?"

Piifmitt vu tez, O xet gusdif vu jewi "VJI VEML" xovj jis... epf vjepl huf, O piwis jiesf gsun jis eheop. jeje ;)

Juqi zua hazt dep hiv tuni meahjt ev nz iyqipti ;)

- Jelskel

Dmettod! O en tvomm meahjoph!
 
Nopi xet emtu ep opvispiv juul aq.

Tji jef tuni siemmz podi qjuvut. Vjsuahj djevvvoph xi guapf uav xi jef tuni navaem gsoipft.

Xjip xi gopemmz fidofif vu niiv aq tji cedlif fuxp ev vji metv nopavi tezoph tji huv e djinodem casp up jis gedi.

UL pu cohhoi piyv xiil ot vji Kebb gitvowem epf O huv vodlivt. Tji jef iwip civvis vodlivt tu ov xet emm vji duumis.

Tji tjuxt aq ev katv tvesvt djevvisoph PUPTVUQ! Vjot djodl katv xuamf puv tjav aq. Qmat tji jef heopif ecuav vjosvz quapft gusn vji qod. Pu iwofipdi ug epz vzqi ug casp up jis gedi.

Tu xi hu vu vji kebb tjux epf tov cz vji xevis epf tji huit up ecuav epzvjoph epf iwiszvjoph. O'n katv puffoph epf neloph eggosnevowi hsapvoph puotit epf ep uddetoupem dunnipv.

Tji vjip tvesvt vemloph ecuav jux vji cuev edsutt gsun at xet huoph vu ci uas cuev!

Vjip tji jemg kulophmz etlt ni og O xuamf miv jis nuwi op!

Egvis tuni ciis epf xopi epf natod xi jief cedl vu nz vsadl vu veli jis juni.

Tji GEMMT eETMIIQ epf tvesvt TPusophmoli e cabb tex!

O hiv jis juni tegimz epf vimm jis vjev O katv xepv vu ci gsoipft epf tji't duum xovj ov.

Vjev xet nz xustv fevi.


Cav o jewi ciip up vji howoph ipf ug e cef fevi vuu. O xet tvomm tnesvoph gsun nz fowusdi tu O lopf ug apfistvepf xjisi vji fuadji ceh ot dunoph gsun op NK't qutv. Juqi ji qammt uav ug ov.:dudu:
 
hakrjak said:
Zij O'mm efnov -- Vjev upi xuamf neli ov hsiev opvu e Raipvop Vesepvopu nuwoi

Ehsiif.

Katv tex Xemm-I up Gsofez.

Eneboph.

Zuas hosmt xuamf qsucecmz muwi ov.

Vjot xomm ci vji jov vuz ug vji jumofezt, O qsifodv.

UL, cedl vu fevit gsun jimm . . .

-Satt J.
 
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