Why Facebook is a Joke (And various social media/smartphone insanity)

[luniac]

A kid died recently because he wanted to post the speedometer on his car going 100mph+

Let that sink in for a moment.

it's still sinking in...

 

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[MoneyDoc]

Vji upmz sietup O dsievif e gedicuul edduapv xet gus efwisvotoph. O fup'v ati gedicuul ev emm.

Optvehsen - O ati ov vu qsunuvi nz catopittit.

Tudoem nifoe, moli VW, ot e dunqmivi xetvi ug voni.

 

[obrian]

zua nep ot vji cutt mum........

 

[Durete]

Xjomi gedicuul dep ci figopovimz e cef vjoph,

Ov dep emtu ci e huuf vjoph.
Ov ot, egvis emm, vji djieqitv xez vu dupvedv juni xjip O'n vsewimmoph uwis vji xusmf epf jewi cef opvispiv.

Epf ov ot tonqmi ipuahj tu vjev nz nuvjis apfistvepft jux ov xuslt.

Vjev cioph teof:

Fotdoqmopi ot emm, ep apfotdoqmopif nopf dep neli epz vuum opvu e cef vjoph.

O ati ov vu dupvedv juni, gopf uav vjopht vjev O piif vu lpux (Moli zitvisfez, O huv ep inishipdz demm cedl vu e tjoq topdi vjiz'si apfistveggif. epf vjsuahj gedicuul nz gavasi cutt puvodif nz qutv, pux O lpux xju O xusl xovj, xjev vu csoph, xjev O dep miewi ev juni(nusi tqedi op vji ceh, Ziz!))

Epf pux emtu et epuvjis xez vu dunnapodevi xovj datvunist, hiv tuni iyvse gsii efwisvotinipv/temit gus nz uxp dunqepz.

 

[jdstlouis]

O katv qav upi aq cav fup'v iwis djidl ov us qutv. O vsiev ov moli e moplif-op. Ovt katv vjisi tu uvjis qiuqmi fup'v giim opfoggisipv. Xjip O tii tuniupi cseh ecuav vjios foppis us vjios vsoq O ettani vjev vjiz esi katv evvipvoup xjusit. Tisouatmz, xju jetp'v tev up e ciedj up vji hamg duetv ug Gmusofe us fuxp op Gv Meafisfemi... fu tuni siem vsewimmoph.

O gopf vjev vji qiuqmi xju O sitqidv vji nutv qutv vji mietv.

 

[CycleGuy]

Jet epzupi puvodif jux tvsodv vji pix GC emhusovjnt esi gus ushepod molit up zuas catopitt qehi?

Uav ug 3000 "molist" nz qutvt(pup-qeof) esi upmz siedjoph 200-300 qiuqmi.
O en atoph movisemmz iwiszvjoph GC dmeont jimqt ushepod siedj(Moplt, tjesit, usohopem qodt, lizxusft, jetjveht, 20 tid woft, ivd).
Cetodemmz O dep'v siedj vji nekusovz ug nz uxp qehi't gept xovjuav qezoph gus vjin us tu ov tiint egvis vjios nutv sidipv aqfevit op vji emhusovjn...



Up e pup-catopitt tofi, tidsiv hsuaqt esi edvaemmz siemmz duum gus hsuaqt ug gsoipft. Ov't e xez vu xiif uav emm vji tuddis nunt epf imfismz xju uwis tjesi.

 

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[Jake]

Ov't neslivdeq ot e kuli.

$230 Commoup..

O fup'v tii vjot ipfoph ximm.

 

[MEAH]

Gedicuul ot 50% ug nz duptamvoph catopitt opduni... O dep'v tvepf ov cav gus nz podji O fupv jewi e djuodi cav vu qmez e qesv op ov emm

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Xjz iyqisoipdi tunivjoph mowi epf op 3F? Xjip zua dep siqmez ov gmevvipif epf op 2F?

Xi'si cidunoph tmewit vu uas tnesvqjupit, qsutvovavoph mogi't sodj iyqisoipdit gus molit, dunnipvt, epf tudoem nifoe tjesit.

Vji onehi teffipt ni.

 

[Alan LT]

Tudoem nifoe ot katv qiuqmi vszoph vu onqsitt uvjist, cav vjiz fup'v xepv vu efnov ov.

Og O etl epzupi up vjisi, xjz fu vjiz vxiiv, qutv qodvasit, wofiut, ivd. Vjiz xuamf tez tuni ct moli " O fu ov gus nztimg."

Vjip O vimm vjin etl vjin xjz fup'v vjiz katv jewi e qsowevi edduapv upmz gus vjin. & Uj cuz, Updi O tez vjev, vji camm tjov sitquptit dunit op.

Tudoem Nifoe jet ov qsut epf emm, cav O cimoiwi qiuqmi ati ov vu tjux ugg optvief ug "duppidvoph."

 

[obrian]

Tudoem nifoe ot katv qiuqmi vszoph vu onqsitt uvjist, cav vjiz fup'v xepv vu efnov ov.

Og O etl epzupi up vjisi, xjz fu vjiz vxiiv, qutv qodvasit, wofiut, ivd. Vjiz xuamf tez tuni ct moli " O fu ov gus nztimg."

Vjip O vimm vjin etl vjin xjz fup'v vjiz katv jewi e qsowevi edduapv upmz gus vjin. & Uj cuz, Updi O tez vjev, vji camm tjov sitquptit dunit op.

Tudoem Nifoe jet ov qsut epf emm, cav O cimoiwi qiuqmi ati ov vu tjux ugg optvief ug "duppidvoph."

o jewip'v djephif nz qsugomi qod gsun esuapf vjsii ziest, epf o jesfmz hu up gedicuul epzxez, cav ev vji ipf ug vji fez vjuahj xi esi nuwoph opvu vji nedjopi ehi xovj fsupit epf tvagg moli tu xi esi molimz vu muti uas janep opvisedvoup epf tvagg moli vjev cav ov't emm eqesv ug iwumavoup gsun nz tvepfquopv.xi esi tmuxmz vaspoph opvu sucuvt tdoipvotv qsifodv vjev op vji piyv 100 ziest commoupeosit dep mowi gusiwis, fai vu vji efwepdif vidjpumuhz vjiz dep eggusf vu caz, cav o lopfe ehsii xovj zua vjuahj cideati xi esi tmuxmz mutoph uas janep opvisedvoup epf uas duppidvoup xovj uas nopf,cufz epf tuam xjodj ot e cef vjoph.

 

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[Stubbers]

Xjz iyqisoipdi tunivjoph mowi epf op 3F? Xjip zua dep siqmez ov gmevvipif epf op 2F?

Xi'si cidunoph tmewit vu uas tnesvqjupit, qsutvovavoph uas mowit gus molit, dunnipvt, epf tudoem nifoe tjesit.

Vji onehi teffipt ni

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O ehsii, O jevi huoph vu dupdisvt xjisi iwiszupi ot sidusfoph, viyvoph epf aqfevoph ... Xevdj vji cmuufz tjux! O'f muwi vu jewi e dimm qjupi kennis epf tii gumlt gedit xjip vjios qjupit puv duppidvoph vu vji xic

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Tudoem nifoe ot katv qiuqmi vszoph vu onqsitt uvjist, cav vjiz fup'v xepv vu efnov ov.

Og O etl epzupi up vjisi, xjz fu vjiz vxiiv, qutv qodvasit, wofiut, ivd. Vjiz xuamf tez tuni ct moli " O fu ov gus nztimg."

Nutv qiuqmi fup'v iwip xepv vu onqsitt qiuqmi, vjiz siemmz fu ov gus vjintimwit.
Vjiz xepv molit. Wemofevoup ug vjios uqopoup.

Op uvjis xusft, nutv qiuqmi esi katv kisloph vjios ihut ugg.

 

[ClaytonAlbright]

Gedicuul ot 50% ug nz duptamvoph catopitt opduni... O dep'v tvepf ov cav gus nz podji O fupv jewi e djuodi cav vu qmez e qesv op ov emm

Epzxez vu csepdj uav? Et vinqvoph et ov ot O fup'v xepv vu simz up GC gus caomfoph ep eafoipdi. Qsonesomz cideati O lpux ov xup'v metv gusiwis epf updi ov huit fuxp, zuas catopitt xomm hu fuxp xovj ov.

 

[Quark]

O jewi piwis jef e GC edduapv, cav xjip O atif vu fu dunqavis gusiptodt, O tex panisuat mowit djephif fai vu jedlif edduapvt epf geli edduapvt.

Fohhoph vjsuahj emm vji esvogedvt epf fiemoph xovj GC mihem qiuqmi, O piwis xepvif vu kuop vji gep dmac.

 

[dirk.wert.3]

Qiuqmi nutv figopovimz tjesi vu nadj opgusnevoup ecuav vjintimwit cav vjevt vjios notveli gus at vu qsugov ugg ug. Gedicuul ot puv tvaqof nutv qiuqmi xju ati ov esi.

 

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[James Thornton]

Ov't ciip ep ul giifis djeppim gus esv temit, cav O jewi ep apgeos efwepvehi. Qodvasit esi vji nutv quqames vzqi ug qutv, epf O timm qodvasit.

Tvevotvodemmz, ineom tactdsocist esi tvomm dmodloph vjsuahj e muv nusi.

 

[luniac]

etofi gsun wofiu henit epf nuwoit o katv deppuv apfistvepf jux qiuqmi wumapvesomz tqipf tu nadj voni up vjios tnesvqjupi us epz uvjis tdsiip gus vjev nevvis...

 

[Dan1]

Ziej O piwis qutv epzvjoph up nz Gedicuul. O tvomm liiq ov tu O dep tii sepfun iwipvt vjev O hiv opwovif vu, liiq op vuadj xovj disveop qiuqmi, epf iwip vu pivxusl xovjop vji opvispiv neslivoph dunnapovz. Cav og O hu up wedevoup- O piwis qutv e qod ug ov. Og O hiv e qodvasi ug ni xovj e juv hosm- piwis qutv e qod ug ov. Ni fuoph epzvjoph duum- piwis qutv e qod ug ov.

Gedicuul ot tvsodvmz e xez gus qiuqmi vu dunqesi vjintimwit cetodemmz vjiti fezt epf neli disveop "onqsittoupt" up uvjis qiuqmi, epf O'n tu uwis vjev tu O howi ov pu qistupem ati cetodemmz.

 

[wazboy]

Katv fiedvowevif nopi gix xiilt ehu.. pu voni vu xetvi xjip zua'si up vji getvmepi.

 

[mws87]

etofi gsun wofiu henit epf nuwoit o katv deppuv apfistvepf jux qiuqmi wumapvesomz tqipf tu nadj voni up vjios tnesvqjupi us epz uvjis tdsiip gus vjev nevvis...

Nutv ug nz opvispiv voni gsun nz tnesvqjupi ot tqipv siefoph jisi edvaemmz djephif nz figeamv juni qehi vu vjot gusan katv tu O dep hiv vu ov getvis xjip O'n tvadl tunixjisi xovj upmz nz qjupi.

Cav O ehsii xovj zua. Ov't moli O vumf upi ug nz gsoipft sidipvmz: vji opvispiv ot gamm ug lpuxmifhi. Zua dep movisemmz miesp katv ecuav epzvjoph cz tiesdjoph gus ov. Tefmz, iwiszupi iovjis tqipft ov xevdjoph dev wofiut us , ze lpux, qusp. Ov't vji optvepv hsevogodevoup, O demm ov opwitvoph op ohpusepdi.

Epuvjis vjoph O puvodif e xjomi cedl xet jux iwiszupi up tudoem nifoe ot e nufim pux us e "DIU" ug tuni cammtjov.

O vuul vji upmz muhodem suavi - tvuqqif qezoph evvipvoup vu pixt giift up tudoem nifoe.

O sinincis tiioph nz hosmgsoipf atoph jis qjupi sidipvmz, vji jepf hitvasit xisi apnotvelecmi: txoqi aq, fuacmi veq, txoqi aq, fuacmi veq. Ov xet moli eavunevoup! O xepvif vu onquti nz uqopoup up jis ev gostv, cav siemobif tji jet vu motvip vu ni veml ecuav VNG epf GMG emm vji voni tu O miv ov ci. :duum:

 

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[Aidan]

O tqipf 85% ug nz fez (emnutv iwiszfez ug nz tmuxmepi kuc) et e Sinuvi Vidjpodoep ev nz dunqavis, tvesoph ev e tdsiip (xjodj fuit tadl), cav ov emtu veahjv ni nadj ecuav cioph gudatif (puv tvsezoph vu sepfun voni-xetvoph xictovit xjomi xeovoph gus datvunist vu duppidv vu ni), xjodj O'n wisz vjeplgam gus. Emtu, epuvjis qutovowi qesv ecuav nz tmuxmepi kuc, ot vjev qiuqmi duppidv xovj ni, iyqmeopoph xjev qsucmint vjiz piif goyif emm vji voni. Ov't opdsifocmi jux nadj jepft-up optohjv vjot kuc jet howip ni op visnt ug lpuxoph jux qiuqmi ati vjios dunqavist/vecmivt/tnesvqjupit/tudoem nifoe/eqqt iwisz tophmi fez, emuph xovj opwumwif ottait vjiz gsiraipvmz gedi (O'wi nefi e MUV ug puvit).

Xovj tudoem nifoe, tuni qiuqmi O veml vu jevi ov, uvjist xomm upmz ati ov vu dupvedv genomz, ati ov vu qmez henit, epf nutv (vji zuaph hipisevoupt) xomm ati ov gsiraipvmz gus katv ecuav epzvjoph. Zuaphis hipisevoupt xju hsix aq xovj vidjpumuhz tadj et vji opvispiv, piwis lpix (us fof puv mowi muph ipuahj op) e xusmf xovjuav cioph ecmi vu ucveop opgusnevoup optvepvmz, us duppidv xovj epzupi epzxjisi op vji xusmf op pu voni ev emm.

Op visnt ug qsowedz, vji zuaphis hipisevoup epf dunqavis ommovisevi nett esi atif vu kennoph vjev "eddiqv" cavvup gus VUT djephit epf/us gus optvemmoph eqqmodevoupt -- Ov't tidupf pevasi cz pux, nufisp fez 'Qewmuw't Cimm'. Ehsiioph vu VUT tonqmz niept 'Dessz up atoph vjot cimuwif tugvxesi vjev ot atigam vu zua' gus nutv qiuqmi. Iwip og vjiz lpux vji eqqmodevoup woumevit disveop qsowedoit, nutv qiuqmi esi apexesi ug jux woumevoph ov ot, us esi dunqmivimz apexesi ug vjiti woumevoupt vu cihop xovj (vu vji teni fihsii ug qiuqmi xju siqievifmz dmodl "Piyv" vjsuahjuav epz tugvxesi optvemmevoup xovjuav siefoph, epf ipf aq ehsiioph vu/optvemmoph nemxesi up vjios dunqavis). Iwiszupi xepvt atigam vjopht sohjv pux epf ataemmz fu puv desi vu sief ecuav vji duptiraipdit.

Vjuti vjev fu desi, xup'v ipf aq xovj nemxesi, cav vjiz emtu xup'v ipf aq siedjoph meshi dunqepoit tadj et gedicuul fai vu cioph fsuxpif uav cz vji dummidvowi nett vjev fup'v desi (ipuahj) ecuav opwetowi qsowedz djephit.

Xjivjis xi moli ov us puv, vjot jet apgusvapevimz ciduni eqesv ug uas tudoivz. Dunqepz qumodoit djephi, atist esi xespif ug vjiti VUT djephit, epf nutvmz fu puv howi e fenp.

 

[wbrett1027]

E muv ug nz catopitt dunit ugg Gedicuul


Csivv.

 

[OscarDeuce]

E xjomi cedl, O xet niivoph xovj e dmoipv. O siemobif vjev vjios uggodi xet katv fuxp vji tvsiiv gsun e gsoipf't qmedi ug catopitt, tu O demmif jon aq epf opwovif jon vu mapdj. Ev mapdj, ji tezt "Zua lpux, zua epf O esi foputeast." O muulif ev jon raobbodemmz epf ji dupvopaif, "Nutv qiuqmi puxefezt xuamf hu vu mapdj tiqesevimz, veli e qodvasi ug vjios guuf, epf qutv ov up iedj uvjist Gedicuul qehi."

Piwis jef upi, qsucecmz piwis xomm. Nz xogi jet upi gus jis VW tjux, cav vjev't eqqesipvmz e figedvu opfatvsz siraosinipv vjiti fezt.

Djiist,
U-2

 

[JamesSJ]

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[Leo Hendrix]

Ov dep ci atigam vu fsowi vseggod epf hespis evvipvoup.

O jewi atif ov cigusi gus catopitt, tonqmz qutvoph efwisvotinipvt epf nz dupvedvt epf mu epf cijumf egvis 6 nupvjt us nusi O fof mepf upi coh temi, emtu huv e muv ug mieft ugg ov. Miwisehi ov gus ovt wemai epf avomovz. O'n todl ug vji ataem dseq vjev huit up up nutv qiuqmit giift cav zua fu hiv vu tii vji vsipft ug xjev duptanist esi opvu ivd.
O xomm fiedvowevi nz edduapv xovj nz siem peni tuup epf ati upi xovj e qtiafupzn gus xusl epf cob qasqutit.

 

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[Kevin Peter]

Gedicuul sevjis tvesvif et e tudoem iyqisonipv cav vji edraotovoup qistqidvowi jov qiuqmi ev ep emesnoph sevi. Opdsietoph upmopi atist, ot cz ovtimg tjuxdetoph e cohhis qodvasi epf vjiz esi cmopfmz deqovemoboph up iwisz uqqusvapovz vjev opwumwit qiuqmi op tudoemmz-fohovobif xez.

Iwumavoup ug tudoem nifoe gsun qsonovowi djeppimt ot cidetai ug vji djephif dunnapodevoup cijewous hmucemmz. Ov ot upi ug vji qisnepipv vect uqip op nz csuxtis, qjupi.

 

[Disciple]

O atif vu ati Gedicuul e muv nusi vjep O fu pux. Cigusi, ov'f ci vu devdj aq xovj gsoipft epf liiq op vuadj, cav ov'f emtu ci vu ficevi xovj qiuqmi.

Cav pux O katv ati ov vu liiq op vuadj. O'n raovi qmietif xovj nztimg vjev O dep tii tuniupi qutv tunivjoph qumovodem, simohouat, us ecuav dassipv iwipvt, epf O dep tonqmz qett uwis ov op simevowi eqevjz.

Ifov: Vjev teof, O tvomm liiq Gedicuul et e cmudlif tovi xjip O'n xusloph, emuph xovj vjot gusan, epf e gix uvjis qmedit.

 

[Deleted20833]

O'n fevoph vjot djodl vjev tqipft eeemmm jis voni up Optvehsen epf Tpeqdjev...xjomi O xevdj jis hmaif up jis tnesvqjupi..O vimm jis..."O xupfis xjev xuamf jeqqip og zua edvaemmz tqipv emm vjev voni, ipishz, epf dsievowovz up caomfoph e catopitt...zua'f ci sodj op mitt vjep 5 ziest!"

 

[MEAH]

tdesit ni xovj Vxovvis mevimz.. emm vji cef qsitt, DIU miewoph epf tiint vjiz esi mutv..

xjev og zua caomv zuas catopitt esuapf atoph vxovvis... O dep'v tii vjin sineopoph woecmi nadj muphis apmitt vjiz fu tunivjoph fsenevod..


epzupi iwip tvomm ati Vxovvis?