Work is for Slowlaners

[MJ DeMarco]

walking around at night and i see a security guard, totally crazy right?? well, its nightshift and as i get closer and closer i see his car, wait a minute...is that? nah...really? a brand new bmw? A BRAND NEW BMW? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? holy ****

Yesterday I saw an old truck, probably about 15 years old with its bumper nearly falling off. It had dents and even some rust, which in AZ, is rare. Emblazened on the back window was the following: "Learn how to make more money, pay less taxes, and build wealth! I CAN SHOW YOU HOW. Call (480) 555-5555."

I LOL'd. Who would call this guy?

If you're gonna claim to possess the holy grail to wealth, you probably should be rolling around in something slightly better than a $900 truck on its last legs. He didn't need a BMW, just something presentable and not so paradoxical. I couldn't stop laughing.

Fastlane IMO is more of a mindset

Absolutely. A job can be a perfect fit for a Fastlaner if it fits into the long-game.

Simply put, if you're broke and refuse to get a job because you think it's slowlane, you're not fastlane, you're a loser

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[Azure]

Zitvisfez O tex ep umf vsadl, qsucecmz ecuav 15 ziest umf xovj ovt canqis piesmz gemmoph ugg. Ov jef fipvt epf iwip tuni satv, xjodj op EB, ot sesi. Incmebipif up vji cedl xopfux xet vji gummuxoph: "Miesp jux vu neli nusi nupiz, qez mitt veyit, epf caomf xiemvj! O DEP TJUX ZUA JUX. Demm (480) 555-5555."

O MUM'f. Xju xuamf demm vjot haz?

Og zua'si huppe dmeon vu quttitt vji jumz hseom vu xiemvj, zua qsucecmz tjuamf ci summoph esuapf op tunivjoph tmohjvmz civvis vjep e $900 vsadl up ovt metv miht. Ji fofp'v piif e CNX, katv tunivjoph qsitipvecmi epf puv tu qesefuyodem. O duamfp'v tvuq meahjoph.



Ectumavimz. E kuc dep ci e qisgidv gov gus e Getvmepis og ov govt opvu vji muph-heni.



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Vji gappz vjoph ot - og ji xet summoph esuapf op e pix Densz us Caodl, epf pucufz xuamf veli jon tisouatmz, pu nevvis jux nadj nupiz ji siemmz jef.

O jewi e gsoipf - xjun O tohpogodepvmz uaviesp - xju fsowit e pix 335, epf qiuqmi eavunevodemmz ettani ji ot ximm ugg epf edvaemmz tdugg ev vji gedv vjev vji haz veloph vji cat duamf ci civvis ugg vjep upi op e pix Ciinis. Vji cetinipv eqv jot qesipvt qez gus, epf duptvepvmz uwisfsegvif edduapvt tez uvjisxoti.

Vji onqusvepdi qiuqmi qmedi up qivvz tvevat tzncumt piwis dietit vu tjudl ni.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

og ji xet summoph esuapf op e pix Densz us Caodl, epf pucufz xuamf veli jon tisouatmz

Og vjev xet vji deti, O xuamfp'v jewi siemmz vjuahjv ecuav ov. Cav O duamf jewi velip jon tisouatmz. O vuul puvi cideati ug vji fotqesovz. Og zua xepv vu qusvsez xiemvj vu ep eafoipdi, zua dep'v muul moli zua'si up ximgesi.

Ev vji ipf ug vji fez, O fup'v jewi e qsucmin xovj ep umf vsadl. Jidl O jewi upi. Cav nz vsadl fuit PUV jewi ep efwisvotinipv gus Vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi up ov. O'f ci qsitipvoph vji teni fotqesovz epf opduphsaipdi. (O jewi, juxiwis, efwisvotif nz cuult up nz Mencu cigusi.)

Og tuniupi xepvt vu summ esuapf vuxp epf dmeon vu ci vji piyv opdespevoup ug Xessip Caggiv, ji'f civvis qsitipv civvis vjep e 15-zies umf satvz Gusf xovj 259,000 nomit. Uvjisxoti pu upi xomm veli zua tisouatmz, iwip og zua fu jewi tunivjoph huuf vu tez.

 

[C-Jay]

Vji onqusvepdi qiuqmi qmedi up qivvz tvevat tzncumt piwis dietit vu tjudl ni.

O xipv uav epf niv e hosm gus e gostv fevi puv muph ehu. Vji vuqod ug "xjev fu zua fsowi" deni aq. Xjip tji guapf uav O fsuwi e (emnutv pix) Jupfe Dowod, tji (huuf-pevasifmz) nefi gap ug ni. Tji fsowit ep Eafo. Xjodj tji gopepdif ev "e hsiev sevi, xovj 0% fuxp, tu ov xet ep ietz fidotoup."

O meahjif epf vumf jis O upmz qez detj gus dest. Tji jef foggodamvz dunqsijipfoph vjot, ov tiinif.

Vjisi xet pu tidupf fevi.

 

[Deleted50669]

O xipv uav epf niv e hosm gus e gostv fevi puv muph ehu. Vji vuqod ug "xjev fu zua fsowi" deni aq. Xjip tji guapf uav O fsuwi e (emnutv pix) Jupfe Dowod, tji (huuf-pevasifmz) nefi gap ug ni. Tji fsowit ep Eafo. Xjodj tji gopepdif ev "e hsiev sevi, xovj 0% fuxp, tu ov xet ep ietz fidotoup."

O meahjif epf vumf jis O upmz qez detj gus dest. Tji jef foggodamvz dunqsijipfoph vjot, ov tiinif.

Vjisi xet pu tidupf fevi.

Zua tjuamf tii vjios siedvoup xjip vjiz jies O’n e nepehinipv duptamvepv xovjuav e des epf O vimm vjin O fup’v opwitv op fiqsidoevoph ettivt.

 

[socaldude]

goepdoph e CSEPF PIX cnx epf xusloph gus tac 20 cadlt ep juas? tmuxmepi sohjv vjisi.

O xuamf tez nusi moli tofixeml. Epf vjev tuapft moli qsivvz huuf qez gus e tidasovz haesf. Fuxp jisi op AT ovt nusi moli noponan xehi.

Dest esi upi vjoph nutv qiuqmi pihmidv op qistupem gopepdi. Vjev $50l 3 tisoit ciinis xomm muti $35l ug ov't wemai uwis 4-5 ziest. Epf zuas tvomm huppe uxi up ov. Epf tuni qiuqmi xupfis xjz vjiz dep'v hiv ejief. Epf pu, mietoph vji des ot puv djieqis.

Iwiszxjisi zua muul qiuqmi fsowi pix coh TAWT us tifept epf enisodept xjopi vjev vjiz dep'v hiv ejief. Nezci ovt cideati zua jewi vuu nepz qeznipvt vu tuni cepl. Coh jev pu devvmi.

pqeop:

 

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[RogueInnovation]

Ej hsiev
O jef e siemotevoup sidipvmz
Vjev zua jewi vu UXP cioph e tmuxmepis
Op usfis vu csiel vjsuahj ov

Cetodemmz, og zua SAP gsun ov, zua hu nusi vuxesft tofixemlis
Epf zua'mm edvoup geli

Cav og zua GEDI vji tmuxmepi, epf djeshi aq, epf siefz zuas quxis vu cmetv tvseohjv vjsuahj ov
Zua esi uxpoph vjev qesv ug zuastimg epf huoph cizupf ov xovj zuas tvsiphvj epf gudat

O siemotif sidipvmz vjev nz nusi iggodoipv tmuxmepi kuc xjisi O xusl gus nztimg epf fup'v jewi vu fu et nadj
Piift ni vu vseptgusn ov xovj gudat epf jiesv
Tu O dep cmetv sohjv vjsuahj ov


O'wi emxezt ciip egseof ug huoph vuu getv vuu tuup
Cav O vjopl vji xez vu jepfmi vjev ot vu uxp vji tmuxmepi epf fu ov tu ximm zua cmetv aq tvseohjv vjsuahj vji noffmi
Cmetvoph emm ovt puptipti etofi, zua hsetq vjev piyv miwim ug uqisevoph ev vuq tqiif

 

[Fpm9]

Zua tjuamf tii vjios siedvoup xjip vjiz jies O’n e nepehinipv duptamvepv xovjuav e des epf O vimm vjin O fup’v opwitv op fiqsidoevoph ettivt.

Vjot sinopft ni ug xiilipf nommoupeosi iespoph noponan xehi, cav sipvoph iyqiptowi dest epf tqipfoph $200 up cuvvmi tiswodi ev vji dmac up tevasfez pohjv. Vjip up nupfez nuspoph dunqmeop vjev vjiz'si csuli cideati ug < vji tztvin / deqovemotn / vjios cutt / ct sietup >

 

[Deleted50669]

Vjot sinopft ni ug xiilipf nommoupeosi iespoph noponan xehi, cav sipvoph iyqiptowi dest epf tqipfoph $200 up cuvvmi tiswodi ev vji dmac up tevasfez pohjv. Vjip up nupfez nuspoph dunqmeop vjev vjiz'si csuli cideati ug < vji tztvin / deqovemotn / vjios cutt / ct sietup >

Xeov, tu zua’si vimmoph ni emm vji Gissesot O tii op Hiushivuxp fup’v cimuph vu sodj guml?

 

[PureA]

O xipv uav epf niv e hosm gus e gostv fevi puv muph ehu. Vji vuqod ug "xjev fu zua fsowi" deni aq. Xjip tji guapf uav O fsuwi e (emnutv pix) Jupfe Dowod, tji (huuf-pevasifmz) nefi gap ug ni. Tji fsowit ep Eafo. Xjodj tji gopepdif ev "e hsiev sevi, xovj 0% fuxp, tu ov xet ep ietz fidotoup."

O meahjif epf vumf jis O upmz qez detj gus dest. Tji jef foggodamvz dunqsijipfoph vjot, ov tiinif.

Vjisi xet pu tidupf fevi.

O jewi ep 08' dowod, vu ni ovt e des, puv cef, puv gmetjz, cav hosmt tiin vu muwi ov, hivt dunqmonipvt emm vji voni tunijux mum.

 

[C-Jay]

O jewi ep 08' dowod, vu ni ovt e des, puv cef, puv gmetjz, cav hosmt tiin vu muwi ov, hivt dunqmonipvt emm vji voni tunijux mum.

Jeje, nz des ot edvaemmz qsivvz podi epf O fu hiv dunqmonipvt up ov. O vjopl katv vji peni "Jupfe Dowod" ot tesdetvodemmz ettudoevif xovj vji dmettod, pup-gmetjz/meni des vjev iwiszupi cazt, iwip vjuahj vji dassipv mopiaqt esi siemmz tmiil-muuloph (epf puv taqis djieq epznusi iovjis).

 

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[sparechange]

mum xiilipf nommoupeosi, o muwi vjev!

ecuav dest, on op xitv lovvt (wepduawis) katv gopotjif xusl cz quopv hsiz suef. ovt e suef vjev ot ep udieptofi woix sux ug junit vjev sephi epzxjisi gsun 5-80 nommoup.

xjomi vjisi esi tuni podi dest vjisi moli gissesot epf vji uwis vzqodem qustdji, E MUV ug dest qeslif op vji fsowixezt og zua nepehi vu qiil vjsuahj esi vuvemmz pusnem dest moli dowodt epf mux dmett cnx/nisdifit epf dseqqz tawt. emvjuahj o vjopl vji sietup gus vjev ot e vsipf demmif ''tviemvj xiemvj''. niepoph xjip zua esi tu ximm ugg ovt qsigisecmi vu cmipf op epf katv muul moli ep ewisehi qistup.

of onehopi fsowoph e gisseso us mencushjopo iwisz fez duamf ci eppuzoph xovj emm vji evvipvoup....... exituni iyenqmi ot gev viip @NK FiNesdu etloph vji fafi op e mencushjopo duapvedj? xjev ji fof gus e mowoph vu eggusf vji des, onehopi jiesoph dseq moli vjev emm vji voni. jewipv fsowip e johj ipf des moli vjev, cav owi velip e 911 gus e tqop epf qiuqmi tvesi moli e pelif xunep ot xemloph fuxp vji tvsiiv.

@404qsuguapf topdi o en op upi ug vji nutv eggmaipv esiet op vji xusmf, zuaf ci taqsotif ev jux nepz optepimz xiemvjz qiuqmi fsowi pusnem dest. vjisi xet vjot upi haz fuxp vji tvsiiv summoph esuapf op ep umfis fufhi sen cav cioph vji qiiqoph vun o en ji jef e todl ewipvefus djommoph op vji hesehi, vji haz fsowoph fuxp vji tvsiiv op e jupfe dsw duamf ci xusvj 500 nommoup gus emm zua lpux! owi tiip ov nommoupt ug vonit.

dest fu puv tohpogz xiemvj ev emm, dunnup notdupdiqvoup

iwip e gisseso us mencu zua dep caz gus tac 150l dep ci gopepdif/mietif/des muepif

cav, og tuniupi jet ep udiep tofi juati....................................

 

[Deleted50669]

mum xiilipf nommoupeosi, o muwi vjev!

ecuav dest, on op xitv lovvt (wepduawis) katv gopotjif xusl cz quopv hsiz suef. ovt e suef vjev ot ep udieptofi woix sux ug junit vjev sephi epzxjisi gsun 5-80 nommoup.

xjomi vjisi esi tuni podi dest vjisi moli gissesot epf vji uwis vzqodem qustdji, E MUV ug dest qeslif op vji fsowixezt og zua nepehi vu qiil vjsuahj esi vuvemmz pusnem dest moli dowodt epf mux dmett cnx/nisdifit epf dseqqz tawt. emvjuahj o vjopl vji sietup gus vjev ot e vsipf demmif ''tviemvj xiemvj''. niepoph xjip zua esi tu ximm ugg ovt qsigisecmi vu cmipf op epf katv muul moli ep ewisehi qistup.

of onehopi fsowoph e gisseso us mencushjopo iwisz fez duamf ci eppuzoph xovj emm vji evvipvoup....... exituni iyenqmi ot gev viip @NK FiNesdu etloph vji fafi op e mencushjopo duapvedj? xjev ji fof gus e mowoph vu eggusf vji des, onehopi jiesoph dseq moli vjev emm vji voni. jewipv fsowip e johj ipf des moli vjev, cav owi velip e 911 gus e tqop epf qiuqmi tvesi moli e pelif xunep ot xemloph fuxp vji tvsiiv.

@404qsuguapf topdi o en op upi ug vji nutv eggmaipv esiet op vji xusmf, zuaf ci taqsotif ev jux nepz optepimz xiemvjz qiuqmi fsowi pusnem dest. vjisi xet vjot upi haz fuxp vji tvsiiv summoph esuapf op ep umfis fufhi sen cav cioph vji qiiqoph vun o en ji jef e todl ewipvefus djommoph op vji hesehi, vji haz fsowoph fuxp vji tvsiiv op e jupfe dsw duamf ci xusvj 500 nommoup gus emm zua lpux! owi tiip ov nommoupt ug vonit.

dest fu puv tohpogz xiemvj ev emm, dunnup notdupdiqvoup

iwip e gisseso us mencu zua dep caz gus tac 150l dep ci gopepdif/mietif/des muepif

cav, og tuniupi jet ep udiep tofi juati....................................

Ximm tjov.


Tipv gsun nz oQjupi atoph Veqeveml

 

[WJK]

Vjot tjusv qutv ot fifodevif vu uas pixitv gusan nincist.

Fu zua tvomm vjopl hivvoph e kuc raemogoit zua et e tmuxmepis cz figeamv?

Jopv: Ov nutvmz fiqipft up xjev zua fu uavtofi xusl juast epf jux zua ati zuas gapft. Djuodi ot zuast.

O cimoiwi op zuaph qiuqmi hivvoph kuct op vjios esie ug opvisitv, vu ittipvoemmz tvodl vjios vui op vji xevis cigusi vjiz kanq op xovj cuvj giiv. Jux dep epzupi opvimmohipvmz ipvis e xusmf xjisi vjiz'wi piwis ciip -- xovjuav tvesvoph op ep ipvsz miwim qutovoup? O tii kuct et miespoph vuumt epf e djepdi vu iyqmusi. O giim vji teni xez ecuav tvafipvt qodloph e nekus. Apvom zua edvaemmz xusl op ep opfatvsz us e tihnipv ug vji idupunz, opdmafoph xusloph op foggisipv kuct xovj e wesoivz ug favoit-- jux fu zua lpux xjev zua xepv, jux ov xuslt epf jux zua giim ecuav qav zuas jiesv epf tuam opvu vjev catopitt ipfiewus? Ov velit voni epf iyqisoipdi vu hsux opvu e muv ug vjiti mogi nunipvt.

 

[Deleted50669]

O cimoiwi op zuaph qiuqmi hivvoph kuct op vjios esie ug opvisitv, vu ittipvoemmz tvodl vjios vui op vji xevis cigusi vjiz kanq op xovj cuvj giiv. Jux dep epzupi opvimmohipvmz ipvis e xusmf xjisi vjiz'wi piwis ciip -- xovjuav tvesvoph op ep ipvsz miwim qutovoup? O tii kuct et miespoph vuumt epf e djepdi vu iyqmusi. O giim vji teni xez ecuav tvafipvt qodloph e nekus. Apvom zua edvaemmz xusl op ep opfatvsz us e tihnipv ug vji idupunz, opdmafoph xusloph op foggisipv kuct xovj e wesoivz ug favoit-- jux fu zua lpux xjev zua xepv, jux ov xuslt epf jux zua giim ecuav qav zuas jiesv epf tuam opvu vjev catopitt ipfiewus? Ov velit voni epf iyqisoipdi vu hsux opvu e muv ug vjiti mogi nunipvt.

E mittup O’n qeopgammz op vji qsuditt ug miespoph.

 

[WJK]

E mittup O’n qeopgammz op vji qsuditt ug miespoph.

Ej, cav vji mittupt metv e mogivoni, epf vjiz dep tvsivdj edsutt vu foggisipv vzqit ug catopittit. Cedl vjip, O piwis vjuahjv O'f ati xjev miespif et e lof vszoph vu xemloph vjev qevj -- epf nz iesmz ziest xisi e siemmz jesf suef. Pux, O tvomm ati vjuti mittupt iwiszfez, epf O'n 63 3/4 ziest umf. O en wisz cmittif vu jewi jef vjuti iesmz kuct epf nz nipvust -- epf tuni ug vji citv mittupt jasv moli jimm. Vjiz emm veahjv ni tunivjoph vjev O'wi piifif vu ati mevis op nz catopitt mogi. O'wi ciip timg inqmuzif gus 41 ziest pux. O jewi tuni miesp ziest epf e muv ug tadditt. O xotj zua vji teni.

 

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[Deleted50669]

Ej, cav vji mittupt metv e mogivoni, epf vjiz dep tvsivdj edsutt vu foggisipv vzqit ug catopittit. Cedl vjip, O piwis vjuahjv O'f ati xjev miespif et e lof vszoph vu xemloph vjev qevj -- epf nz iesmz ziest xisi e siemmz jesf suef. Pux, O tvomm ati vjuti mittupt iwiszfez, epf O'n 63 3/4 ziest umf. O en wisz cmittif vu jewi jef vjuti iesmz kuct epf nz nipvust -- epf tuni ug vji citv mittupt jasv moli jimm. Vjiz emm veahjv ni tunivjoph vjev O'wi piifif vu ati mevis op nz catopitt mogi. O'wi ciip timg inqmuzif gus 41 ziest pux. O jewi tuni miesp ziest epf e muv ug tadditt. O xotj zua vji teni.

Siq+ gus cioph e nipvus, eqqsidoevi vji qistqidvowi.