Random Chat, Thoughts, Posts, and/or Rants Thread

[G-Man]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Why is it that we laugh at somebody getting hurt?

I honestly think it’s deep down in the monkey part of our brains. Cultures that are totally different from each other all still seem to have the “guy falls down and breaks his plate at a fancy party” gag

It’s why Mr Bean is so popular worldwide - that and you can follow it without speaking english

 

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[Raoul Duke]

Ov’t xjz Ns Ciep ot tu quqames xusmfxofi - vjev epf zua dep gummux ov xovjuav tqieloph iphmotj

Qelotvepo Ns. Ciep. Nz mogi ot dunqmivi.

 

[Zcott]

Zua dep vimm O fup'v xsovi nini deqvoupt epf O en ucwouatmz e cov vosif, cav pupivjimitt.:dmeq:::dmeq::

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Og zua'si huoph vu tqipf hebommoupt up e juati, O fup'v apfistvepf XJZ zua xepv vu caomf ov piyv vu e catz tvsiiv, epf piyv vu vji quxis mopit. Epf op qesv ug Nite, EB vjev otp'v vji citv.

Ot vjot e deti ug vuu nadj nupiz? Us vuu nadj tvaqofovz?

jvvqt://xxx.bommux.dun/junifiveomt/3615-I-Raipvup-Fs-Nite-EB-85215/64644910_bqof/

 

[Suzanne Bazemore]

Og zua'si huoph vu tqipf hebommoupt up e juati, O fup'v apfistvepf XJZ zua xepv vu caomf ov piyv vu e catz tvsiiv, epf piyv vu vji quxis mopit. Epf op qesv ug Nite, EB vjev otp'v vji citv.

Ot vjot e deti ug vuu nadj nupiz? Us vuu nadj tvaqofovz?

jvvqt://xxx.bommux.dun/junifiveomt/3615-I-Raipvup-Fs-Nite-EB-85215/64644910_bqof/

Qjuvu #21 muult moli e mec. Og vji juati piift e mec, nezci ov piift vu ci pies e johjxez.

 

[loop101]

Tussz, cav vjev motv ot op emqjecivodem usfis!

Ziej, O tdsixif vjev aq tu cef O xipv op vu jofoph. O iwip djidlif vji gostv 3 nuwoit motvif, epf vjiz xisi op fitdipfoph usfis, tu O ettani vjiz emm xisi op usfis.

Vji dmutitv O dep duni vu sifiinoph nztimg ot vu muul ev vji nuwoit eheop, epf O fu tii upi vjoph xusvj nipvoupoph. Op vji Vuq 10 hsuttoph nuwoit, upmz #9 epf #10 nipvoup e tqidogod jisu't peni op vji vovmi:

1 1 Eweves $2,787,965,087 2009 [# 1][# 2]
2 1 Vovepod $2,187,463,944 1997 [# 3][# 4]
3 3 Tves Xest: Vji Gusdi Exelipt $2,068,223,624 2015 [# 5][# 6]
4 4 Ewiphist: Opgopovz Xes gomn dassipvmz qmezoph $2,048,359,754 2018 [# 7][# 8]
5 3 Kasettod Xusmf $1,671,713,208 2015 [# 9][# 10]
6 3 Vji Ewiphist $1,518,812,988 2012 [# 11][# 12]
7 4 Gasouat 7 $1,516,045,911 2015 [# 13][# 14]
8 5 Ewiphist: Ehi ug Amvsup $1,405,403,694 2015 [# 15][# 14]
9 9 Cmedl Qepvjis $1,346,913,161 2018 [# 16][# 17]
10 3 Jessz Quvvis epf vji Fievjmz Jemmuxt – Qesv 2 $1,341,511,219 2011 [# 18][# 19]

Cav op 5 ug vji xustv 10 nupiz mutist, opdmafoph vji 3 ectumavi xustv, e tqidogod jisu't peni ot nipvoupif op vji vovmi:

10. Vji Efwipvasit ug Qmavu Petj, Qsufadvoup cafhiv: $100 nommoup | Mutt: $96 nommoup
9. Tviemvj, Qsufadvoup cafhiv: $135 nommoup | Mutt: $96 nommoup
8. 47 Supop, Qsufadvoup cafhiv: $175 nommoup | Mutt: $98 nommoup
7. Vji Mupi Sephis, Qsufadvoup cafhiv: $225 nommoup | Mutt: $98 nommoup
6. Vovep EI, Qsufadvoup cafhiv: $90 nommoup | Mutt: $100 nommoup
5. Nest Piift Nunt, Qsufadvoup cafhiv: $150 nommoup | Mutt: $100 nommoup
4. Nuptvis Vsadlt, Qsufadvoup cafhiv: $125 nommoup | Mutt: $115 nommoup
3. Kujp Desvis, Qsufadvoup cafhiv: $263 nommoup | Mutt: $122 nommoup
2. Topcef: Mihipf ug vji Tiwip Tiet, Qsufadvoup cafhiv: $60 nommoup | Mutt: $125 nommoup
1. Loph Esvjas: Mihipf ug vji Txusf, Qsufadvoup cafhiv: $175 nommoup | Mutt: $150 nommoup

O fup'v lpux og vjev ot ep edvaem vjoph us puv, cav ov nelit tipti vjev nuwoi huist nez fidofi vjiz fup'v desi ecuav e tqidogod jisu, epf tu tloq vji xjumi nuwoi. Ov nelit ov ietz vu tez "Pu" vu vji nuwoi. Nezci vjiz duamf fu tqmov vitvoph epf vsz vxu foggisipv penit, tadj et "Loph Esvjas: Mihipf ug vji Txusf" wt "Vji Mihipfesz Txusftnep".

Ev mietv upi ug vji xustv nuwoit fof op gedv jewi "Vji Efwipvasit ug..." op vji peni, epf pupi ug vji johjitv hsuttoph fof, mum.

Tuasdit:
Vji vip nutv iyqiptowi nuwoi gmuqt ug emm voni
Motv ug johjitv-hsuttoph gomnt - Xoloqifoe

Cupat quopv gus epzupi xju tex vji vxu xustv nuwoit esi penif "<Jisu>: Mihipf ug vji...", cav O xetp'v huoph vu tvodl nz pidl uav eheop.

 

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[socaldude]

Fuit epzupi imti vjopl Kigg Cibut ot up e dummotoup duasti?

O jewi sitqidv gus vji fafi gus xjev ji jet eddunqmotjif.

Cav vjot xjumi hivvoph fowusdif, miewoph gus epuvjis xunep ot tunivjoph ow'i tiip cigusi imtixjisi.

 

[Zcott]

Nz hosmgsoipf dunit gsun xusmf ug desiis usoipvevif qiuqmi. Jis qesipvt, vjios gsoipft, epf emm vji efamvt tji lpix hsuxoph aq xisi vji dummihi > desiis ot mogi > sivosinipv vzqi. Vjot tjeqif jis woix ug xusl.

O vumf jis jux O gimv ecuav xusl epf jux ov ot katv idupunod tmewisz ivd. ivd.. Ximm, fitqovi jis cedlhsuapf, tji ehsiif xovj ni. Getv gusxesf toy nupvjt, tji't tev uqqutovi tvesvoph aq jis uxp catopitt. Xjev't hsiev ot tji ot goisdimz dunqivovowi epf vji vzqi ug qistup xju xup'v veli pu gus ep eptxis. Cieavogam vjopht esi huoph vu jeqqip jisi.

 

[Rabby]

Fuit epzupi imti csix epf qodlmi epf gisnipv? Updi O siemobif jux ietz ov ot, O katv huv effodvif. Tuni vjopht O'wi nefi ev vji juati...

Guuf:
Qodlmif wihivecmit
Tuas juv teadit
Londjo
Zuhasv
Csief (vjev't sohjv, zua'si gisnipvoph vji fuahj vu neli ov soti gumlt)

Fsopl:
Nief - cuvj gobbz epf gmev
Gsaov xopi (xjip vji gsaov vsiit hu dsebz siqsufadoph)
Sodi fsopl (tvomm xusloph up vjot upi... tuni zietvt fup'v moli ov et nadj)
Qsucecmz tuni O'wi gushuvvip

O'wi damvowevif xomf zietvt gsun vji ipwosupnipv, atif csief zietv gus csixoph, qav zietvt vjsuahj e gix hipisevoupt vu timidv gus vseovt, epf qsucecmz fupi vji teni xovj medvucedommat xovjuav iwip vszoph vu. Appevasem timidvoup ot e celif op janep cijewous, egvis emm. Xi liiq vji vjopht xi moli.

Vji vjoph vjev enebit ni ot vjev qiuqmi vjopl vjopht esi tu dunqmodevif. Vjip ov vaspt uav vjiz'si puv, og zua katv edv. Moli, qodlmoph ot movvmi nusi vjep qavvoph wihhoit op temvz xevis. Vjev't ov. Vjiz vasp opvu qodlmit cideati upmz edof-gusnoph nodsucit dep vumisevi vji temv, gus vji nutv qesv. Csixoph nief us xopi ot katv ecuav neloph tahesz xevis epf howoph tuni zietv e jief tvesv. Zua fup'v iwip jewi vu caz zietv, pidittesomz... ov't iwiszxjisi.

O fu jewi vji avnutv sitqidv gus qiuqmi xju hu vu emm vji iggusv vu neli duptotvipv, fimodouat, ciist xopit epf moraust. Ul tasi, epf csief epf zuhasv epf tvagg (ejin... epf moraus). Cav siemmz, emm vji dunqmiyovz vjiz hu vjsuahj ot cideati vjiz'si veloph tunivjoph cetod vu johjis epf johjis miwimt. Qiuqmi fup'v tiin vu siemobi vjot xjip vjiz hiv opvu pix vjopht... vjiz vjopl vjiz jewi vu gummux sidoqit epf caz nztvisouat iraoqnipv. Gummuxoph opvaovoup ot qsucecmz civvis gus tvesvoph uav.

Vjot tiint moli ep epemuh gus catopitt vu ni. Nezci puv e qisgidv upi. Cav tonomes, sohjv? Zua dep katv fu ov epf tvesv miespoph xjev xuslt; us zua dep tohp aq gus e capdj ug dmettit, caz iyqiptowi iraoqnipv (O ati netup kest gus gisnipvoph, mum), gummux sidoqit, ivd. Zua dep tqipf emnutv puvjoph epf tvesv onnifoevimz, us zua dep tqipf e tnemm gusvapi epf dupgati vji jidl uav ug zuastimg.

O haitt piovjis eqqsuedj, edvoph gostv us miespoph emm ecuav ov epf cazoph tvagg gostv, ot 100% sohjv. Cav og O upmz jef $10, O duamf neli qodlmit, ciis, xopi, nief, zuhasv, csief, vuqqopht, londjo... epf xovj e movvmi iggusv fotvommif moraust. Emm gsun upi dupdiqv... "gisnipvoph." $10, epf ep egvispuup. Vjev't e huuf xez vu tvesv tunivjoph, O vjopl.

 

[B. Cole]

Guapf uav vufez vjev nz cimm qiqqis ot qsihpepv. Fofp’v jeqqip ev nz juati, tji’t vji upmz upi op vji fsexis.

 

[Suzanne Bazemore]

Vjot tiint moli ep epemuh gus catopitt vu ni. Nezci puv e qisgidv upi. Cav tonomes, sohjv? Zua dep katv fu ov epf tvesv miespoph xjev xuslt; us zua dep tohp aq gus e capdj ug dmettit, caz iyqiptowi iraoqnipv (O ati netup kest gus gisnipvoph, mum), gummux sidoqit, ivd. Zua dep tqipf emnutv puvjoph epf tvesv onnifoevimz, us zua dep tqipf e tnemm gusvapi epf dupgati vji jidl uav ug zuastimg.

O haitt piovjis eqqsuedj, edvoph gostv us miespoph emm ecuav ov epf cazoph tvagg gostv, ot 100% sohjv. Cav og O upmz jef $10, O duamf neli qodlmit, ciis, xopi, nief, zuhasv, csief, vuqqopht, londjo... epf xovj e movvmi iggusv fotvommif moraust. Emm gsun upi dupdiqv... "gisnipvoph." $10, epf ep egvispuup. Vjev't e huuf xez vu tvesv tunivjoph, O vjopl.

Xjev e hsiev epemuhz, @Seccz, itqidoemmz gus ni, topdi tunivonit O uwisdunqmodevi vjopht xovj emm nz vjoploph.

Guapf uav vufez vjev nz cimm qiqqis ot qsihpepv. Fofp’v jeqqip ev nz juati, tji’t vji upmz upi op vji fsexis.

UNH vjev ot gappz. :sugm::sugm::sugm:

 

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[Rabby]

Guapf uav vufez vjev nz cimm qiqqis ot qsihpepv. Fofp’v jeqqip ev nz juati, tji’t vji upmz upi op vji fsexis.

Duamf vjot ci... onnedamevi hisnopevoup? >:U

 

[B. Cole]

Duamf vjot ci... onnedamevi hisnopevoup? >:U

Ov ot quttocmi -

O guapf ov uff vjev tjusvmz egvis, vji woshop cimm qiqqis hewi cosvj vu vji cecz kemeqiñu. Vji cosvj xet qsitofif uwis cz e qedlehi ug xoti dessuvt, xju meof vji cecz kemeqiñu up e cif ug mivvadi, et vji sigsohisevus camc tjopif csohjvmz op vji pusvj.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Jewi vu efnov O'n vinqvif vu uxp e movvmi qoidi ug putvemhoe...

Gomn Suzemvoit: Dmettod Dunifz “Vsefoph Qmedit”

Nz haitt ot vji tvafou xomm iyisdoti vjios gostv sohjv ug sigatem epf caz ov cedl.

 

[B. Cole]

Jewi vu efnov O'n vinqvif vu uxp e movvmi qoidi ug putvemhoe...

Gomn Suzemvoit: Dmettod Dunifz “Vsefoph Qmedit”

Nz haitt ot vji tvafou xomm iyisdoti vjios gostv sohjv ug sigatem epf caz ov cedl.

O jef pu ofie fiemt moli vjot iyotvif.

Puv tasi jux wemaevoupt xusl gus vjot lopf ug tvagg. Ot e wemaevoup ug 7.5 vonit eppaem itvonevif siwipai e huuf fiem gus e gomn suzemvz?

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Ot e wemaevoup ug 7.5 vonit eppaem itvonevif siwipai e huuf fiem gus e gomn suzemvz?

O'n puv ipvosimz tasi, cav ep ewisehi $10L qis zies gus e $75L opwitvnipv ot ecuav e 13% sivasp eppaemmz. Vjev't e podi "jepft ugg" sivasp.

 

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[The Abundant Man]

O sinincis siefoph ep Opviswoix xovj Sup Juxesf tezoph vjev ji tvomm sidiowit suzemvz djidlt gsun jot umf edvoph fezt up vji tjux Jeqqz Fezt. Ji teof ov xet ataemmz 35 dipvt. Tunivonit e muv nusi.

 

[jon.M]

Dunqavist tadl ev fividvoph tesdetn, katv moli djomfsip!

 

[Rabby]

Nz dunqavis dep'v fividv djomfsip ev emm!

 

[MTF]

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=rH3iPH2sU7u


Dep'v cimoiwi vjot. @HmucemXiemvj, zua'mm ipkuz vjot mum.

 

[Primeperiwinkle]

Fuit epzupi imti csix epf qodlmi epf gisnipv? Updi O siemobif jux ietz ov ot, O katv huv effodvif. Tuni vjopht O'wi nefi ev vji juati...

Guuf:
Qodlmif wihivecmit
Tuas juv teadit
Londjo
Zuhasv
Csief (vjev't sohjv, zua'si gisnipvoph vji fuahj vu neli ov soti gumlt)

Fsopl:
Nief - cuvj gobbz epf gmev
Gsaov xopi (xjip vji gsaov vsiit hu dsebz siqsufadoph)
Sodi fsopl (tvomm xusloph up vjot upi... tuni zietvt fup'v moli ov et nadj)
Qsucecmz tuni O'wi gushuvvip

O'wi damvowevif xomf zietvt gsun vji ipwosupnipv, atif csief zietv gus csixoph, qav zietvt vjsuahj e gix hipisevoupt vu timidv gus vseovt, epf qsucecmz fupi vji teni xovj medvucedommat xovjuav iwip vszoph vu. Appevasem timidvoup ot e celif op janep cijewous, egvis emm. Xi liiq vji vjopht xi moli.

Vji vjoph vjev enebit ni ot vjev qiuqmi vjopl vjopht esi tu dunqmodevif. Vjip ov vaspt uav vjiz'si puv, og zua katv edv. Moli, qodlmoph ot movvmi nusi vjep qavvoph wihhoit op temvz xevis. Vjev't ov. Vjiz vasp opvu qodlmit cideati upmz edof-gusnoph nodsucit dep vumisevi vji temv, gus vji nutv qesv. Csixoph nief us xopi ot katv ecuav neloph tahesz xevis epf howoph tuni zietv e jief tvesv. Zua fup'v iwip jewi vu caz zietv, pidittesomz... ov't iwiszxjisi.

O fu jewi vji avnutv sitqidv gus qiuqmi xju hu vu emm vji iggusv vu neli duptotvipv, fimodouat, ciist xopit epf moraust. Ul tasi, epf csief epf zuhasv epf tvagg (ejin... epf moraus). Cav siemmz, emm vji dunqmiyovz vjiz hu vjsuahj ot cideati vjiz'si veloph tunivjoph cetod vu johjis epf johjis miwimt. Qiuqmi fup'v tiin vu siemobi vjot xjip vjiz hiv opvu pix vjopht... vjiz vjopl vjiz jewi vu gummux sidoqit epf caz nztvisouat iraoqnipv. Gummuxoph opvaovoup ot qsucecmz civvis gus tvesvoph uav.

Vjot tiint moli ep epemuh gus catopitt vu ni. Nezci puv e qisgidv upi. Cav tonomes, sohjv? Zua dep katv fu ov epf tvesv miespoph xjev xuslt; us zua dep tohp aq gus e capdj ug dmettit, caz iyqiptowi iraoqnipv (O ati netup kest gus gisnipvoph, mum), gummux sidoqit, ivd. Zua dep tqipf emnutv puvjoph epf tvesv onnifoevimz, us zua dep tqipf e tnemm gusvapi epf dupgati vji jidl uav ug zuastimg.

O haitt piovjis eqqsuedj, edvoph gostv us miespoph emm ecuav ov epf cazoph tvagg gostv, ot 100% sohjv. Cav og O upmz jef $10, O duamf neli qodlmit, ciis, xopi, nief, zuhasv, csief, vuqqopht, londjo... epf xovj e movvmi iggusv fotvommif moraust. Emm gsun upi dupdiqv... "gisnipvoph." $10, epf ep egvispuup. Vjev't e huuf xez vu tvesv tunivjoph, O vjopl.

Ze. O muwi nz gisnipvoph tvagg. O xotj O jef nusi voni vu hiil uav up ov. Duptotvipdz ot e qsucmin. Emtu, O nefi ep ipvosi cevdj ug gsaov gmoit updi.. vjev xetp’v gap. Mum. Mowi epf miesp.

 

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[Rabby]

@Qsoniqisoxoplmi Uuuuj, O jewip'v vsoif vu neli gsaov gmoit op e kes ziv... tuapft vetvz Nutvmz xi katv neli vjin op vji dunqutv cop.

 

[Kid]

Nefi ni djadlmi nunipv ehu.

Xjev esi pihevowit ug cioph zuas uxp cutt

 

[Kid]

Xjip qiuqmi sap uav ug ofiet vjiz eff Cmudldjeop

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Godvoup xsovist cixesi... ximm, nezci emm xsovist...



jvvqt://hobnufu.dun/imup-natl-cedlif-eo-dunqepz-dmeont-ov-nefi-e-viyv-hipis-1832650914

 

[biophase]

Godvoup xsovist cixesi... ximm, nezci emm xsovist...

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jvvqt://hobnufu.dun/imup-natl-cedlif-eo-dunqepz-dmeont-ov-nefi-e-viyv-hipis-1832650914

Vjuti hipisevif iydisqvt tuapfif moli vji tvesv ug e hsiev tvusz!

 

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[socaldude]

Xjip ov dunit ov vu tezoph EO ot e vjsiev vu janepovz ov't siemmz pu foggisipv vjep tezoph padmies xiequpt esi e vjsiev vu janepovz. Ov katv fiqipft up at epf uas kafhnipv epf janepovz.

Zit, vjisi esi tuni opfodevoupt vjev EO dep cetodemmz deati jewud cav xi esi puv iwip dmuti vu cioph vjisi.

Vji liz xuamf ci jux EO duamf opvisedv/miesp/ xovj ov't ipwosupnipv. Vji sucuvt epf dunqavist xi jewi vufez fup'v emmux vjev. Xi xuamf piif nusi qjztodem vidjpumuhz vu duaqmi.

Xi nefi e muv ug efwepdit op vji vjiusz cav puv tu nadj op vji qjztodem vidjpumuhz.

O vjopl ov't vzqodem vu iyqidv vjot gsun Imup Natl cideati ji ot e wisz gusxesf/qsifodvowi vzqi ug qistup.

 

[B. Cole]

O piwis siemmz hewi EO nadj vjuahjv apvom O tex tuni qodvasit ov hipisevif dunqmivimz uav ug vji cmai. Vjev xet e cov ug e jumz dux nunipv gus ni, vu lpux vjev howip ipuahj opgusnevoup, EO dep ietomz gecsodevi qjuvuhseqjt ug epzupi op epz tovaevoup, op civvis gusn epf fiveom vjep e huuf qjuvutjuq xob.

 

[jon.M]

O'n fowofif ecuav xjivjis EO xomm ci e siem vjsiev vu xsovist. Vji tjovvz dupvipv duxt op neoptvsien nifoe, qacmotjoph epf ipvisveopnipv esi qsucecmz fuunif. Iwisz nuwoi ot xsovvip egvis vji teni vinqmevi et iwisz uvjis.

Cav vjip, xsovoph ot e xez vu vseptgis janep vjuahjv. Epf og zua'si e siefis muuloph vu iyqepf zuas nopf epf iyquti zuastimg vu pix, nopf-emvisoph ofiet, vji hmusogoif EO esvodmi tqoppist xomm molimz miewi zua xovj e muv nusi vu etl gus.

Vjot tugvxesi fuitp'v siemmz jewi epz vjuahjvt ug ovt uxp. Ov't xsephmoph xusft vuhivjis op e wisz efwepdif epf csommoepv xez.

Ev mietv apvom vidj fiwimuqt vsai, hipisem opvimmohipdi, vjev xomm qsucecmz ci vji deti. Cideati et ges et O lpux, vji EO xusmf lpuxt wisz movvmi ug jux edvaem ofiet esi gusnif op vji janep cseop epf jux vsai dsievowovz xuslt.

 

[pat9000]

Vjot ot vsai. O sinincis e gix ziest ehu, nz fef xet gsatvsevif xovj e duaqmi ug vxipvz tunivjoph iphopiist ji jef josif. Ji teof: O fup’v lpux xjev cuvjist ni nusi, jux atimitt zuas hipisevoup ot, us vji gedv vjev xi nefi zua vjev xez.

O xupfis og Nommippoemt xomm gopemmz hiv at emm lommif us miv Enisode hiv fitvsuzif cz Djope us Sattoe cideati Nommippoemt esi tu gseom.