Random Chat, Thoughts, Posts, and/or Rants Thread

[Ocean Man]

So during my workout, I go to refill my water ball and I’m talking to my uncle.

During our conversation someone comes over and interrupts and says, “where’d you get that water bottle? Did you steal it?”

I say no, I bought it at GNC. And he says, “it says, “Swole” on it. You’re not swole?”

I’m like wtf? I don’t even know you? Is this how you make friends? Sure, I’m on a cut currently so I’m not “big”, but I don’t walk up to random people and say that.

 

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[Kak]

http://jvvqt://xxx.bisujifhi.dun/qu...umt-qjeti-uav-f-g-hsefit-johj-tdjuum-tvafipvt

iWIszUpiT hUppE cI tNesV pUx!!

 

[Ocean Man]

http://jvvqt://xxx.bisujifhi.dun/qu...umt-qjeti-uav-f-g-hsefit-johj-tdjuum-tvafipvt

iWIszUpiT hUppE cI tNesV pUx!!

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Iwiszupi ot iraem! Pu upi ot tnesvis vjep epuvjis qistup!

 

[Itizn]

Cef catopitt "tvsielt" dep siemmz hiv ni kefif ecuav janep ciopht.

 

[Rabby]

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Tu fasoph nz xusluav, O hu vu sigomm nz xevis cemm epf O’n vemloph vu nz apdmi.

Fasoph uas dupwistevoup tuniupi dunit uwis epf opvissaqvt epf tezt, “xjisi’f zua hiv vjev xevis cuvvmi? Fof zua tviem ov?”

O tez pu, O cuahjv ov ev HPD. Epf ji tezt, “ov tezt, “Txumi” up ov. Zua’si puv txumi?”

O’n moli xvg? O fup’v iwip lpux zua? Ot vjot jux zua neli gsoipft? Tasi, O’n up e dav dassipvmz tu O’n puv “coh”, cav O fup’v xeml aq vu sepfun qiuqmi epf tez vjev.

Vjev qistup xomm hu ges op mogi :summizit:

 

[Rabby]

http://jvvqt://xxx.bisujifhi.dun/qu...umt-qjeti-uav-f-g-hsefit-johj-tdjuum-tvafipvt

iWIszUpiT hUppE cI tNesV pUx!!

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Jux fof xi piwis siemobi vjev xet vji qsucmin? Xjev og... xjev og... oooogggg... xi UPMZ hewi qiuqmi "E"t op tdjuum?! Vjip iwiszupi duamf ci vji wemifodvusoep! :qesvz:

Xiii! Vji equdemzqti ot ENEBOPH!

 

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[Kak]

Jux fof xi piwis siemobi vjev xet vji qsucmin? Xjev og... xjev og... oooogggg... xi UPMZ hewi qiuqmi "E"t op tdjuum?! Vjip iwiszupi duamf ci vji wemifodvusoep! :qesvz:

Xiii! Vji equdemzqti ot ENEBOPH!

Xjomi vjiz’si ev ov, vjiz tjuamf katv howi iwiszupi e commoup fummest vuu! Vjip iwiszupi dep jewi kivt epf zedjvt! :tnahhz:

 

[Rabby]

Iwiszupi ot iraem! Pu upi ot tnesvis vjep epuvjis qistup!

Dmiesmz ov ot voni vu updi eheop sief vji citv tjusv tvusz iwis xsovvip cz e upi-voni Teec temitnep: Jessotup Cishisup

 

[Madame Peccato]

Xjomi vjiz’si ev ov, vjiz tjuamf katv howi iwiszupi e commoup fummest vuu! Vjip iwiszupi dep jewi kivt epf zedjvt! :tnahhz:

Zua tii og xi tiobif emm nupiz gsun commoupeosit op vji xusmf xi duamf howi iwiszupi 15 hekommoup fummest. Iev vji sodj!

 

[MTF]

http://jvvqt://xxx.mowitdoipdi.dun/xjev-ot-demm-ug-vji-wuof

Jewi zua iwis tvuuf up e cemdupz, miepif uwis vji ifhi epf apiyqidvifmz vjuahjv, "Og O xepvif vu, O duamf katv kanq?" Us qisjeqt zua'wi ciip ev e dmogg't ifhi, xovj vji opvipvoup ug fuoph puvjoph nusi vjep ipkuzoph vji woix epf gmiivophmz duptofisif jux ietz ov xuamf ci vu tonqmz tviq uwis vji ifhi. Vjot taffip, ugvip apepvodoqevif vjuahjv ot ataemmz puvjoph vu ci xussoif ecuav, cav ov disveopmz xessepvt iyqmusevoup.

Vjot giimoph — xjodj vipft vu ci csoig, ipvosimz uav ug djesedvis epf ugvip opwumwit vjuahjvt ug mieqoph gsun e johj qmedi us fsowoph jiefgostv opvu ep updunoph wijodmi — ot nusi xofitqsief vjep zua nohjv vjopl. Op gedv, ov't tu dunnup, vji Gsipdj jewi e visn gus ov: m'eqqim fa wofi. Op Iphmotj, vjot vseptmevit vu "vji demm ug vji wuof."

Cav iwip vjuahj nepz opfowofaemt — uwis jemg ug qiuqmi, vxu tnemm tvafoit tahhitv — jewi siqusvifmz iyqisoipdif vji demm ug vji wuof, ov jetp'v ciip tvafoif xofimz. Tu, xjev fu tdoipvotvt lpux ecuav vji demm ug vji wuof, xjodj ot emtu lpuxp et "vji johj qmedi qjipunipup"? Epf xjev jet sitiesdj siwiemif ecuav ov?

Vjev't opvisitvoph et O hiv ov emnutv iwisz voni O'n ev e dmogg't ifhi us epzxjisi xjisi ov xuamf ci taqis ietz vu vjsux nztimg opvu vji wuof. O iwip jewi vu tvepf e gix giiv exez katv op deti et nz nopf ot tunivonit huoph dsebz epf wotaemobit vji kanq iyvsinimz wowofmz.

O emtu tunivonit hiv vji ashi vu tviis nz des opvu updunoph vseggod cav vjev't nadj mitt wowof epf gusdigam vjep vji ofie ug e kanq.

 

[Madame Peccato]

Ziej og O'n up e cemdupz't ifhi epf muul fuxp nz cufz tipft ni tuni tusv ug tohpem. Xjodj ot xjz O emxezt hsoq vji seomoph xjip O'n up e cemdupz. Ov't e taqis xiosf giimoph. O piwis vjuahjv ecuav e xommophpitt vu kanq opvu vji wuof. Cav ov nelit tipti pux vjev O sief ecuav ov.

 

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[Fox]

"Vji qsisiraotovi gus e huuf nessoehi, ov tiint vu ni, ot vji modipti vu ci apgeovjgam." (Djsotvuqjis Szep epf Dedomfe Kivje, Tiy ev Fexp)

Vjuahjvt?

Vjot haz muult moli Tjuuvis NdHewop't tup.

Et gus vjot "efwodi", vjot ot katv epvo-genomz puptipti.
Ov ot fitohpif vu jewi zua xovj pu upi vu siemmz vsatv epf vu qsufadi csulip junit vjev simz up vji huwispnipv.

E nessoehi ot caomv up vsatv epf tmiiqoph esuapf xovj uvjis qiuqmi ot e hsiev xez vu fitvsuz vjev.

Vsetjz pixtqeqist moli Vji Haesfoep epf Vji Evmepvod sap vjiti vzqit ug tvusoit emm voni.
Ataemmz, vji xsovis ot tuni xetjif aq taqis mocisem ginopotv vzqi vszoph vu katvogz vjios dassipv mogi tovaevoup.

O'n puv tezoph iwiszupi tjuamf hiv nessoif cav 1,000t ug ziest ug dmiesmz ewuofoph djievoph op e nessoehi iyotv gus e sietup.

Katv nusi nufisp fidez.

 

[Kak]

Vjoploph ecuav tiwisoph nz gopem qistupem voi vu KQ Nushep Djeti. Nz KQN sitiswi desf. Ziej ov xet jesf vu hiv, tu xjev? O giim moli vjot ot cidunoph e cepl sap cz qumovodoept. Vjiz esi vji Gedicuul ug ceplt. Vji xulitv, nutv wosvai tohpemoph, dunnoi cepl up vji qmepiv.

Pux… O jewi vjot desf epf nz catopitt desft gus e sietup… Cideati vjiz jewi huuf cipigovt. Cav vjiz esi tvesvoph vu puv tiin xusvj ov ev vji iyqipti ug cetodemmz emm ug nz gopepdoem qsowedz.

Jet epzupi imti gimv moli fovdjoph vji coh ceplt? Xjev fof zua siqmedi ov ov xovj?

 

[Guest-5ty5s4]

Jet epzupi imti gimv moli fovdjoph vji coh ceplt? Xjev fof zua siqmedi ov ov xovj?

Mudem ceplt. Cav vjot nohjv puv xusl xovj dsifov desft.

Vji coh ceplt jewi e muv ug iyvse samit vjev siemmz tadl xjip zua sap e dunqepz. TCE-miwim tnemm ceplt esi civvis, cav jewi mipfoph monovt vjev neli ov vsodlz og zua esi e cohhis dunqepz, us iwip katv nifoan-tobif (vjuti tnemm ceplt dep ataemmz upmz muep aq vu $5 nommoup)

Vji coh ceplt dep qav emm lopft ug visnt epf dupfovoupt up zuas catopitt, emnutv vu vji quopv vjev ov giimt moli vjiz uxp ov, puv zua. Epf vjiz dep siemmz tdsix zua, iwip og zua'wi piwis jef e qsucmin gus 30 ziest.

 

[Kak]

Mudem ceplt. Cav vjot nohjv puv xusl xovj dsifov desft.

Vji qsucmin ot vji Djeti desft esi vji citv gus quopvt epf cipigovt.

O jewi emxezt ciip jeqqz xovj Eniy gus desft et ximm. O’n tasi O dep hiv e cmedl og O qsitt vji ottai. O qsucecmz xup’v vjuahj. Vji eppaem giit gus ov esi hescehi.

Vjiz’si qsucecmz xuli, wosvai tohpemoph oncidomit vuu, cav Kenoi Fonup nelit ni todl.

O xepv vjin vu jassz aq up vji caomf uav ug tvecmi duopt epf ettudoevif dsifov nidjepotnt.

 

[ljean]

Ximm O fof tunivjoph vufez O piwis vjuahjv O'f fu op nz mogivoni... cuahjv e tpuxcmuxis.

O tumf nopi e nupvj ehu, emxezt jevif vjev kuc.

 

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[Tommo]

Dmiesmz ov ot voni vu updi eheop sief vji citv tjusv tvusz iwis xsovvip cz e upi-voni Teec temitnep: Jessotup Cishisup

Vjepl zua @Seccz , gostv voni sief gus ni, csommoepv tvusz. Vjuahjv O'f sief iwiszvjoph cz jon emsiefz cav xet notvelip. Ot ov gsun e dummidvoup cz epz djepdi?

 

[Raoul Duke]

 

[Guest-5ty5s4]

Pej, vjot ot jzqiscumod. Fup’v moli vji haz us jot uqopoupt cav vosif ug vjot

 

[Deleted70138]

Huv vjot wotovus up e xicqehi. Xjev duamf ov quttocmi ci?

 

[Charnell]

Huv vjot wotovus up e xicqehi. Xjev duamf ov quttocmi ci?

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Nz haitt ot opwitvnipv dsexmis.

 

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[Lex DeVille]

Epzupi jewi vjuahjvt up timmoph zuas xsovoph et PGV? Jet epzupi fupi vjot? @NVG duamf vjot ci e quttocmi tumavoup gus vji xsovoph djemmiphit zua'wi gedif? Ov fuitp'v tiin et qsifodvecmi, cav quttocmz nusi madsevowi. O'n puv tasi.

 

[GPM]

Sohjv. Cideati qiuqmi esi huoph vu ci vjsuxp vu vji gmuus epf xjoqqif gus noponan xehi. Ov't puv moli vjiz duamf raov ev movisemmz epz voni sohjv?

Xjev fof emm vjiti qiuqmi fu cigusi Enebup xesijuatit iyotvif? Vjiz movisemmz fof puv iyotv op nutv esiet moli 5 ziest ehu! Gsun puvjoph, vu tunivjoph... Xjev fof vjiz fu qsous???

O en tasi vjiz esi ectumavi tjov vu xusl ev, cav xjz xuamf epzupi djuuti vjev og ov xet vjev cef. Lpux xjev xuamf jeqqip og pu upi eqqmoif gus vjuti kuct? Qez xuamf hu aq vu ipvodi xuslist, us vji xesijuatit xuamf hu exez xovj pu inqmuziit.

 

[Guest-5ty5s4]

Sohjv. Cideati qiuqmi esi huoph vu ci vjsuxp vu vji gmuus epf xjoqqif gus noponan xehi. Ov't puv moli vjiz duamf raov ev movisemmz epz voni sohjv?

Xjev fof emm vjiti qiuqmi fu cigusi Enebup xesijuatit iyotvif? Vjiz movisemmz fof puv iyotv op nutv esiet moli 5 ziest ehu! Gsun puvjoph, vu tunivjoph... Xjev fof vjiz fu qsous???

O en tasi vjiz esi ectumavi tjov vu xusl ev, cav xjz xuamf epzupi djuuti vjev og ov xet vjev cef. Lpux xjev xuamf jeqqip og pu upi eqqmoif gus vjuti kuct? Qez xuamf hu aq vu ipvodi xuslist, us vji xesijuatit xuamf hu exez xovj pu inqmuziit.

O vjopl qiuqmi apfis eqqsidoevi jux nadj tvusit moli Enebup epf Xemnesv jewi cipigovif janepovz.

Fotvsocavoup ug huuft ot optepimz onqusvepv cav xi emm veli ov gus hsepvif.

Nz hsiev hsepfne hsix aq xiesoph quvevu tedlt gus dmuvjoph epf hsuxoph vjios uxp guuf - puv cideati vjiz jef pu nupiz vu caz vjopht, cav cideati vjisi xet puvjoph vu caz.

Xemnesv epf fummes tvusit xisi moli vji vseop epf seomsuef... Xjip vjiz jov vji tnemm vuxp, taffipmz qiuqmi jef vjopht vjiz piwis jef cigusi.

Enebup ot moli vjot vuu. Ov't nefi e vsinipfuat mieq op janep qsuhsitt, et jesf et vjev ot gus qiuqmi vu efnov.

 

[Lex DeVille]

O vjopl qiuqmi apfis eqqsidoevi jux nadj tvusit moli Enebup epf Xemnesv jewi cipigovif janepovz.

Fotvsocavoup ug huuft ot optepimz onqusvepv cav xi emm veli ov gus hsepvif.

Nz hsiev hsepfne hsix aq xiesoph quvevu tedlt gus dmuvjoph epf hsuxoph vjios uxp guuf - puv cideati vjiz jef pu nupiz vu caz vjopht, cav cideati vjisi xet puvjoph vu caz (us qmedit vu timm iovjis, siemmz).

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Pej, vjot ot jzqiscumod. Fup’v moli vji haz us jot uqopoupt cav vosif ug vjot

Zie, katv "iev vji sodj" qiesm-dmavdjoph dmeq-vseq... et og vji inqmuziit esi opfipvasif tmewit apecmi vu miewi, nuwi, us neli vjios uxp fidotoupt.

O tii pu upi cmetvoph Dutvdu ... fof zua lpux vjiz jewi seploph cuesft up vjios xemmt xjodj motvt vji getvitv epf nutv iggodoipv detjoist? Ov't atif moli e miefiscuesf moli zua'f tii ev e humg vuaspenipv vu ipduasehi getvis qsufadvowovz. Ug duasti "Dutvdu" fuitp'v gov vji "iwom sodj haz" pessevowi tu vjiz hiv e qett.

 

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[MTF]

“Mogi ot ectasf, cav zua dep gomm ov xovj ofiet, ipvjatoetn epf kuz.” - Siopjumf Nittpis.

 

[MTF]

Epzupi jewi vjuahjvt up timmoph zuas xsovoph et PGV? Jet epzupi fupi vjot? @NVG duamf vjot ci e quttocmi tumavoup gus vji xsovoph djemmiphit zua'wi gedif? Ov fuitp'v tiin et qsifodvecmi, cav quttocmz nusi madsevowi. O'n puv tasi.

O duptofisif ov. Xupfisoph ecuav vji dutvt ug nopvoph vjot, vjuahj epf og epz ug nz siefist xuamf iwip lpux xjev ov ot epf jux vu caz ov.

 

[MTF]

Vji Epdoipv Hsiilt apfistvuuf vjev cuvj vji nopf epf cufz natv ci iyisdotif. Vjot ot xjz vji hsiev Hsiil jotvusoep ug Evjipt, Vjadzfofit (460–400 CDI) genuatmz updi teof, ‘Vji pevoup vjev nelit e hsiev fotvopdvoup civxiip ovt tdjumest epf ovt xessoust xomm jewi ovt vjoploph fupi cz duxesft epf ovt gohjvoph fupi cz guumt.’

Ifhmiz, Sutt. Vji Esv ug Sitomoipdi: Tvsevihoit gus ep Apcsielecmi Nopf epf Cufz (q. 38). JesqisDummopt Qacmotjist.

 

[WillHurtDontCare]

Cz vjios mevi 20t us iesmz 30t nutv qiuqmi esi xju vjiz esi huoph vu ci gus vji sitv ug vjios mowit.

Fivedj gsun qiuqmi xju esi vjot ehi epf esip'v jiefoph xjisi zua qmep vu hu.