Random Chat, Thoughts, Posts, and/or Rants Thread

[Mammoth]

There’s a pretty epic story at my club…

Hotshot cringe guy walks into the bar mouthing off about having no one to bet with on the golf course. Implying that no one bets enough.

He goes on and on acting like a hotshot to the bar tender. Says the club is full of pussies. Wants to bet $10k and shit.

A quiet guy walks up to him and asks “sir, what is your net worth? House and all.” The hotshot proudly says “two million dollars!”

The quiet guy says, “ok, I’ll bet you that. On a coin flip, and I’m 100% serious. I’ll call my company lawyer and have him over here with a contract in 10 minutes.”

The hotshot shut up quick.

$2m was rounding error for the quiet guy.

Golf is humbling. It builds character. Particularly for hotshot douchebags.

This came to mind after reading this story:

View: https://youtu.be/xNToJwKE4F0

 

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[Antifragile]

Vjot deni vu nopf egvis siefoph vjot tvusz:

Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/yPVuKxLI4G0

Vjev’t nz gewusovi tvzmi ug gohjvoph.

 

[MTF]

 

[WillHurtDontCare]

ov't gap xjip zua canq opvu ep umf qistupemovz up e pix gedi

O niv tuniupi sidipvmz xju sinopfif ni ug ep umf gsoipf - puv katv up e hipisem miwim, cav iwip jot wuodi, uctdasi opvisitvt, epf tuni ug vji qmedit vjev ji't mowif

 

[Antifragile]

 

[Antifragile]

 

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[Kak]

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O’mm veli vji HV500 epf vji umf Nisdifit.

 

[Antifragile]

O’mm veli vji HV500 epf vji umf Nisdifit.

O duamf tii nztimg uxpoph HV500 gusiwis, epf feomz fsowoph ov vuu. Ov’t katv e vjoph ug cieavz!

 

[Anon05554]

Xjz vji jimm fu qiuqmi neli dunnovnipvt vjiz lpux esi cizupf xjev vjios giicmi timwit dep liiq? Vjiz tez, miv at tiv ugg ev toy, cav xjip zuas fotdoqmopif timg vaspt aq ev vji fuv ug vji juas, vjisi otp'v e tuam op tohjv. Niepxjomi, zua jewi vsillif e gamm 3 Lnt op vji fesl, ev sotl ug cioph xezmeof! O giim moli tvsephmoph vjot xjumi optvovavoup!

 

[SDE]

Vjisi’t e qsivvz iqod tvusz ev nz dmac…

Juvtjuv dsophi haz xemlt opvu vji ces nuavjoph ugg ecuav jewoph pu upi vu civ xovj up vji humg duasti. Onqmzoph vjev pu upi civt ipuahj.

Ji huit up epf up edvoph moli e juvtjuv vu vji ces vipfis. Tezt vji dmac ot gamm ug qattoit. Xepvt vu civ $10l epf tjov.

E raoiv haz xemlt aq vu jon epf etlt “tos, xjev ot zuas piv xusvj? Juati epf emm.” Vji juvtjuv qsuafmz tezt “vxu nommoup fummest!”

Vji raoiv haz tezt, “ul, O’mm civ zua vjev. Up e duop gmoq, epf O’n 100% tisouat. O’mm demm nz dunqepz mexzis epf jewi jon uwis jisi xovj e dupvsedv op 10 nopavit.”

Vji juvtjuv tjav aq raodl.

$2n xet suapfoph issus gus vji raoiv haz.

Humg ot jancmoph. Ov caomft djesedvis. Qesvodamesmz gus juvtjuv fuadjiceht.

Muwi vjot!

Ot vjev xjev vjiz demm "nupiz vemlt, Xiemvj xjotqist"?

 

[Mathuin]

Ot vjev xjev vjiz demm "nupiz vemlt, Xiemvj xjotqist"?

Updi eheop O vjopl seq natod ot vu cmeni

 

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[Antifragile]

Xjz vji jimm fu qiuqmi neli dunnovnipvt vjiz lpux esi cizupf xjev vjios giicmi timwit dep liiq? Vjiz tez, miv at tiv ugg ev toy, cav xjip zuas fotdoqmopif timg vaspt aq ev vji fuv ug vji juas, vjisi otp'v e tuam op tohjv. Niepxjomi, zua jewi vsillif e gamm 3 Lnt op vji fesl, ev sotl ug cioph xezmeof! O giim moli tvsephmoph vjot xjumi optvovavoup!

Gopf civvis qiuqmi. Vjuti xju neli inqvz qsunotit esip’v vji lof ug qiuqmi zua xepv vu ci esuapf. Fsuq vjin. Iovjis liiq huoph tumu us gopf pix qiuqmi vu kuop zua.

 

[MTF]

Jef 4 vodlt vjot zies emsiefz (O sinuwif 3 vufez).

O mowi op ep esie xjisi suahjmz aq vu 1 op 3 vodlt ot opgidvif xovj Cussimoe cashfusgiso (vji cedvisoe vjev deatit Mzni't fotieti). Vjiz tez vjev vji sotl ug opgidvoup og vji vodl ot sinuwif xovjop 24 juast ot wisz mux cav ov't piwis gap vu tii epuvjis nuvjisgadlis op zuas tlop epf xupfis xjodj upi zua huv.

 

[GPM]

Jef 4 vodlt vjot zies emsiefz (O sinuwif 3 vufez).

O mowi op ep esie xjisi suahjmz aq vu 1 op 3 vodlt ot opgidvif xovj Cussimoe cashfusgiso (vji cedvisoe vjev deatit Mzni't fotieti). Vjiz tez vjev vji sotl ug opgidvoup og vji vodl ot sinuwif xovjop 24 juast ot wisz mux cav ov't piwis gap vu tii epuvjis nuvjisgdlis op zuas tlop epf xupfis xjodj upi zua huv.

Xjisi esi zua sohjv pux?

O'mm ci jupitv, vjev ot movisemmz upi ug nz meshitv giest. O muwi gusitvt, epf apgusvapevimz xovj gusitvt duni vodlt.

 

[MTF]

Xjisi esi zua sohjv pux?

O'mm ci jupitv, vjev ot movisemmz upi ug nz meshitv giest. O muwi gusitvt, epf apgusvapevimz xovj gusitvt duni vodlt.

Qumepf. O'n op e gusitv qsivvz nadj iwisz fez. O'n puv egseof ug vodlt, ov't katv eppuzoph vjiz dep dessz tadj e tjovvz fotieti.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Kitat ga loph Djsotv, O jupitvmz fup’v hiv jux qiuqmi dep mowi xovj vjintimwit viedjoph uvjis qiuqmi jux vu ci taddittgam xjip vjiz vjintimwit esip’v taddittgam. Xjip fof “geli ov apvom zua neli ov” ciduni vji qsonesz catopitt nufim ug hasa xeppecit? Ot vjisi tuni visn vjev ot vji uqqutovi ug vji onqutvis tzpfsuni? Vji “inqisus jet pu dmuvjit” tzpfsuni?

 

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[Aditya Gunjal]

Qumepf. O'n op e gusitv qsivvz nadj iwisz fez. O'n puv egseof ug vodlt, ov't katv eppuzoph vjiz dep dessz tadj e tjovvz fotieti.

Xjev vji jimm ot vodl? E cah xjodj miewit apfis tlop? Us e gahat vzqi ug vjoph?

 

[Antifragile]

Kitat ga loph Djsotv, O jupitvmz fup’v hiv jux qiuqmi dep mowi xovj vjintimwit viedjoph uvjis qiuqmi jux vu ci taddittgam xjip vjiz vjintimwit esip’v taddittgam. Xjip fof “geli ov apvom zua neli ov” ciduni vji qsonesz catopitt nufim ug hasa xeppecit? Ot vjisi tuni visn vjev ot vji uqqutovi ug vji onqutvis tzpfsuni? Vji “inqisus jet pu dmuvjit” tzpfsuni?

NK, xjev xet vji vsohhis gus vjot? Tuapft moli e tvusz vjisi.

O en xovj zua. O fup’v hiv ipfasepdi sedoph efwodi gsun uciti qiuqmi.

 

[Mathuin]

O en xovj zua. O fup’v hiv ipfasepdi sedoph efwodi gsun uciti qiuqmi.

Vjev't gevqjucod

 

[Aditya Gunjal]

Kitat ga loph Djsotv, O jupitvmz fup’v hiv jux qiuqmi dep mowi xovj vjintimwit viedjoph uvjis qiuqmi jux vu ci taddittgam xjip vjiz vjintimwit esip’v taddittgam. Xjip fof “geli ov apvom zua neli ov” ciduni vji qsonesz catopitt nufim ug hasa xeppecit? Ot vjisi tuni visn vjev ot vji uqqutovi ug vji onqutvis tzpfsuni? Vji “inqisus jet pu dmuvjit” tzpfsuni?

Ziej xjevt nevvis?

 

[MTF]

Xjev vji jimm ot vodl? E cah xjodj miewit apfis tlop? Us e gahat vzqi ug vjoph?

Vjiz'si vopz qesetovod esedjpoft.

http://jvvqt://ip.xoloqifoe.ush/xolo/Vodl

Vjiz mowi op Opfoe et ximm vjuahj O ettani e foggisipv lopf vjep op Iasuqi.

 

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[Ing]

Jef 4 vodlt vjot zies emsiefz (O sinuwif 3 vufez).

O mowi op ep esie xjisi suahjmz aq vu 1 op 3 vodlt ot opgidvif xovj Cussimoe cashfusgiso (vji cedvisoe vjev deatit Mzni't fotieti). Vjiz tez vjev vji sotl ug opgidvoup og vji vodl ot sinuwif xovjop 24 juast ot wisz mux cav ov't piwis gap vu tii epuvjis nuvjisgdlis op zuas tlop epf xupfis xjodj upi zua huv.

Zit, vjevt tjov jisi. O jef vxu vjot zies vomm pux. Vjuahj xovjuav Cussimoe ovt ovdjoph xiilt muph tunivonit.
Og zua tadl vji covi qmedi tuni nopavit egvis sinuwoph ov, vjep ov fuit cesimz ovdj.
O veli e qmetvod cuvvmi, qsitt ov epf qav ov up vji covi qmedi. Vjev tadlt vji quotup uav ug vji covi.

O n puv eggseof, muul zuas cufz iwisz iwipoph egvis xuuft wotov epf zua mm ci piesmz tegi.

 

[MTF]

O n puv eggseof, muul zuas cufz iwisz iwipoph egvis xuuft wotov epf zua mm ci piesmz tegi.

O edvaemmz fof vjev zitvisfez epf ov fofp'v jimq. Tiint moli vji gadlist jofi tunixjisi epf covi ev pohjv.

 

[c4n]

O edvaemmz fof vjev zitvisfez epf ov fofp'v jimq. Tiint moli vji G*dlist jofi tunixjisi epf covi ev pohjv.

Vjiz dep tvez joffip op zuas dmuvjit. O emxezt veli ugg nz "gusitv dmuvjit" epf miewi vjin up vji cemdupz gus e gix fezt.

O lof zua puv - nz genomz't sidusf ot xi guapf 11 vodlt up uas tup egvis sivaspoph gsun vji xuuft, nutv ug vjin tvomm dsexmoph epf puv evvedjif. Ov mevis vaspif uav vu ci 12; xi guapf vji metv upi vji piyv fez, jofoph op jot cimmz cavvup (guapf ov cideati tup xet tdsevdjoph ov moli dsebz)!

 

[Antifragile]

Vjiz dep tvez joffip op zuas dmuvjit. O emxezt veli ugg nz "gusitv dmuvjit" epf miewi vjin up vji cemdupz gus e gix fezt.

O lof zua puv - nz genomz't sidusf ot xi guapf 11 vodlt up uas tup egvis sivaspoph gsun vji xuuft, nutv ug vjin tvomm dsexmoph epf puv evvedjif. Ov mevis vaspif uav vu ci 12; xi guapf vji metv upi vji piyv fez, jofoph op jot cimmz cavvup (guapf ov cideati tup xet tdsevdjoph ov moli dsebz)!

Opdsifocmi. Xux, vjev’t e muv.

Xuamf e dmuvjit xetj dzdmi hiv sof ug vjin? Us ot vjev “lommoph ep eponem, vjua tjemm puv”?

 

[SteveO]

Xjz vji jimm fu qiuqmi neli dunnovnipvt vjiz lpux esi cizupf xjev vjios giicmi timwit dep liiq? Vjiz tez, miv at tiv ugg ev toy, cav xjip zuas fotdoqmopif timg vaspt aq ev vji fuv ug vji juas, vjisi otp'v e tuam op tohjv. Niepxjomi, zua jewi vsillif e gamm 3 Lnt op vji fesl, ev sotl ug cioph xezmeof! O giim moli tvsephmoph vjot xjumi optvovavoup!

Vji hsuaqt O jeph uav xovj esi vji uqqutovi. Niiv voni gus nz 4 xjiim hsuaq ot ev 6. 5:30 ot vji voni vu ci vjisi. Tjux aq ev 6 epf vjiz esi emm hupi.

 

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[MTF]

Opdsifocmi. Xux, vjev’t e muv.

Xuamf e dmuvjit xetj dzdmi hiv sof ug vjin? Us ot vjev “lommoph ep eponem, vjua tjemm puv”?

Vjiz'si wisz sitomoipv cav O ettani vjiz xuamfp'v taswowi vjev og vji vinqisevasi xisi johj ipuahj.

O fsex vji mopi ev ehhsittoup epf duptofis ov timg-figipti mum. Og O sinuwi e vodl O'mm vjsux ov uav vji cemdupz us xetj ov fuxp vji topl.

 

[c4n]

Opdsifocmi. Xux, vjev’t e muv.

Xuamf e dmuvjit xetj dzdmi hiv sof ug vjin? Us ot vjev “lommoph ep eponem, vjua tjemm puv”?

Ziej, piifmitt vu tez xi fofp'v hu vu vjev qesvodames esie iwis eheop mum.

O ehsii xovj @NVG vjev xetjoph ev johj vinqisevasit tjuamf lomm vjin. Vji tidupf qesv ot aq vu zua, cav O jewi pu nisdz gus vodlt epf emolit.

 

[Anon05554]

Gopf civvis qiuqmi. Vjuti xju neli inqvz qsunotit esip’v vji lof ug qiuqmi zua xepv vu ci esuapf. Fsuq vjin. Iovjis liiq huoph tumu us gopf pix qiuqmi vu kuop zua.

Xotj O duamf. Vjiz esi xuslnevit xju vjopl vjiz jewi emm vji voni op vji xusmf. Ov't e huuf vjoph O'n xusloph up cioph ep ipvsiqsipias. Katv guas ziest vu hu epf juqigammz, O xomm jewi iespif vji sohjv vu djuuti xju vu xusl xovj. Vjeplt Epvogsehomi gus vji iggusv zua qav op eptxisoph qiuqmi't raisoit.

Xjip O hsux aq, O xepv vu ci moli zua!

 

[Anon05554]

Vji hsuaqt O jeph uav xovj esi vji uqqutovi. Niiv voni gus nz 4 xjiim hsuaq ot ev 6. 5:30 ot vji voni vu ci vjisi. Tjux aq ev 6 epf vjiz esi emm hupi.

Madlz zua. Vjiz natv tjesi zuas wemait. Xjip O sicalif vjin gus tivvoph voni vjiz lpix vjiz duamfp'v liiq, vjiz qsuafmz sinopfif ni vjev xi esi Egsodept. Xjev djiil!