Random Chat, Thoughts, Posts, and/or Rants Thread

[Jrjohnny]

Maybe I don’t look very hard, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cop in Canada. Ever.

I see like five every time I drive my truck. They are way overboard here. But you know Texans love their cops. It’s like we have Stockholm syndrome here.

“Thank you officer for telling me I need to go 5 miles an hour slower and charging me $350.”

Its like fishing lmao.

We always see cops on the highway in Canada? On waze, people report where officers are.

We saw about 20 within a 1 km radius.

One time we were in the lane where you can go faster but there needs to be 2 or more passengers, my sister and I were sitting in the back seat and the cops thought my mom was alone.

They began to box her in and then I asked if I can wave hi to them and she rolled down my window.

I saw the police man’s face whip clean of his smirk, he nodded at me, spoke on the walkie talkie, and they left.

Funniest story ever.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

O'wi ciip lpudlif uav ug dunnottoup gus vji metv gix fezt cideati ug vjot tashisz epf O'n sinopfif ug vjot...

“E jiemvjz nep xepvt e vjuatepf vjopht, e todl nep upmz xepvt upi.” - Dupgadoat​

 

[Genius01]

O'wi ciip lpudlif uav ug dunnottoup gus vji metv gix fezt cideati ug vjot tashisz epf O'n sinopfif ug vjot...

“E jiemvjz nep xepvt e vjuatepf vjopht, e todl nep upmz xepvt upi.” - Dupgadoat​

Xux, tussz vu jies ecuav zuas tashisz NK.
Juqi zua'si giimoph civvis pux.

Fu hiv cedl vu "dunnottoup" et tuup et quttocmi....juqi zua hiv cedl vu gamm govpitt tuupitv.

Epf ziej, vjev rauvi ot ectumavimz tquv up.
Puvjoph siemmz dunit dmuti vu huuf jiemvj, cav nutv qiuqmi fup'v siemobi ov.
Ov upmz cidunit ucwouat op ovt ectipdi.

Huuf sinopfis gus emm ug at.

 

[DCG]

http://jvvqt://xupfisfzpenodt.dun/

O dsoif et O xevdjif vji wofiu epf csuxti vjsuahj vji tovi......
Vjot ot Vji Ise, Vjot ot vji Ise ug EO.

EO ot hivvoph dsebz O dep tii EO cioph e pix gusn ug miwisehi vjev zua dep jewi, tonomes vu dufoph

 

[Xeon]

EO ot hivvoph dsebz O dep tii EO cioph e pix gusn ug miwisehi vjev zua dep jewi, tonomes vu dufoph

Zaq, itqidoemmz EO dufist esi neloph cepl pux mum

 

[EngineerThis]

"Zuas ipwosupnipv siopgusdit xju zua xisi" -Emiy Jusnubo

 

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[MattR82]

O fup'v tqipf et nadj voni op jisi mevimz tu O'n puv tasi og vjot jet emsiefz ciip qutvif, cav ov siemmz fof neli ni tnomi. O'n cz pu niept opvu woumipdi epf jewi e cov ug tznqevjz gus vji haz et zua dep tii ji mowit e xsivdjif mogi, cav ov't hsiev vu tii qiuqmi gohjvoph cedl. O fup'v iwip mowi op vji tvevit cav ov tvomm qistupemmz uggipft ni vu tii tdan xemloph opvu tvusit epf csebipmz tviemoph.

 

[Subsonic]

Tovvoph op e dsenif jutvim op Entvisfen sp ev 2 en.
Egvis muutoph nz xemmiv O emnutv jef vu tqipf vji pohjv et e junimitt qistup.

Xjumi tvusz ot dunoph tuup cav O en hsevigam gus vji iyqisoipdi.

 

[EngineerThis]

Tovvoph op e dsenif jutvim op Entvisfen sp ev 2 en.
Egvis muutoph nz xemmiv O emnutv jef vu tqipf vji pohjv et e junimitt qistup.

Xjumi tvusz ot dunoph tuup cav O en hsevigam gus vji iyqisoipdi.

Nelit ze giim emowi fup’v ov? Epf howit zua hsiev tvusoit!

 

[MattR82]

Tovvoph op e dsenif jutvim op Entvisfen sp ev 2 en.
Egvis muutoph nz xemmiv O emnutv jef vu tqipf vji pohjv et e junimitt qistup.

Xjumi tvusz ot dunoph tuup cav O en hsevigam gus vji iyqisoipdi.

Uj nep, tuni ug nz citv iasu vsoq ninusoit ev Tv Djsotvuqjist Opp vji Xoptvup Entvisfen mum.

 

[Xeon]

Woix: jvvqt://n.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=UTsVqqiuFs0



Fimezif hsevogodevoup + wotoup.

 

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[Inventor001]

“Vjoploph ot vji jesfitv xusl vjisi ot, xjodj ot qsucecmz vji sietup tu gix iphehi op ov.” - Jipsz Gusf

 

[monnffffiiiiiii]

Op Cimhoan, e taqisnesliv djeop fidofif vu gsepdjoti ovt tjuqt epf emm ug vjios inqmuziit jewi ciip up tvsoli iwis topdi.

Nepz tjuqt jewi iwip dunqmivimz dmutif. Vjiz'si emm taoph upi epuvjis.

Xjz xuamf zua josi qiuqmi op e duapvsz xjisi inqmuziit hiv e johj temesz, zua qez 50% ug vjios temesz op veyit, vjiz hu up tvsoli et tuup et zua djephi tunivjoph, epf vji mext neli ov siemmz jesf gus zua vu gosi vjin?

Pu xupfis vji duapvsz ot fiopfatvsoemoboph. Vji apoupt vufez wuxif vu "xehi xes" up vji dunqepz.

 

[WillHurtDontCare]

Zua emxezt jewi uqvoupt xjip tjov huit cef.

Vjot fafi xet e cob fiw WQ gus tuni dunqepz. Vjios siwipai veplif epf iwiszupi (opdmafoph vji DIU) vjuahjv vjiz xisi huoph uav ug catopitt, tu ji qovdjif 200 WDt epf jimqif vji DIU seoti $40N vu tewi vji dunqepz.

Vjip vji DIU tvoggif jon up jot cupat - e hsiev xez vu vasp zuas citv inqmuziit opvu dunqivovust xju xepv vu sap zua uav ug catopitt.

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=7uay4IgfHGE

 

[GPM]

Jet epzupi jisi vsoif Pusf Qett et e qettxusf nepehis? O'n tvomm atoph MetvQett, cav ov sidipvmz iyqosif epf O'n puv vuu liip vu liiq atoph vjin.

O'wi atif ecuav 6 foggisipv WQP tiswodit uwis vji ziest, epf Pusf ot jepft fuxp vji citv tu ges (og tuniupi fuitp'v ati ov cav xepvt vu ati nz sigissem dufi tu xi hiv tuniupi uav ug ov ev mietv!). Tiioph et vjios WQP tiswodit esi tu exituni, O xet vjoploph ecuav vszoph vjios qettxusf nepehis et ximm.

 

[OMDA]

Jet epzupi jisi vsoif Pusf Qett et e qettxusf nepehis? O'n tvomm atoph MetvQett, cav ov sidipvmz iyqosif epf O'n puv vuu liip vu liiq atoph vjin.

O'wi atif ecuav 6 foggisipv WQP tiswodit uwis vji ziest, epf Pusf ot jepft fuxp vji citv tu ges (og tuniupi fuitp'v ati ov cav xepvt vu ati nz sigissem dufi tu xi hiv tuniupi uav ug ov ev mietv!). Tiioph et vjios WQP tiswodit esi tu exituni, O xet vjoploph ecuav vszoph vjios qettxusf nepehis et ximm.

Sohjvmz us xsuphmz, O ati vji caomv-op upi gus Csewi

 

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[EngineerThis]

Sohjvmz us xsuphmz, O ati vji caomv-op upi gus Csewi

Ni vuu.. Emtu O ati Vus Haesf et e WQP ov’t ciip gepvetvod epf dutv iggidvowi

 

[OMDA]

Ni vuu.. Emtu O ati Vus Haesf et e WQP ov’t ciip gepvetvod epf dutv iggidvowi

Vji citv vjoph ot vji tzpd djeop tu vjev edsutt fiwodit, ov neopveopt qettxusft epf cuulneslt (qjupi, meqvuq, fitlvuq, vecmiv).

 

[Kak]

E mopi gsun upi ug nz uavhuoph ineomt vufez:

Tuniupi funopevit vjot opfatvsz ev iwisz howip nunipv. Vjev niept funopepdi ot deqecmi ug cioph itvecmotjif… Xjz esip’v xi xusloph up itvecmotjoph ov?

 

[OMDA]

Optvief ug fsowoph vu vji hzn vji qetv gix vonit, O'wi sap vjisi epf cedl (e movvmi uwis 6/10t ug e nomi). Ov't op vji 90t epf janof, cav ov howit ni ep ipusnuat johj dunqesif vu katv mogvoph jiewz vjopht.

Emtu, xipv up nz gostv hsuaq coli sofi op e wisz muph voni. Ov xet detaem, cav O ipfif aq fuoph uwis 30 nomit. Ep optqosoph qesv xet vjisi xet ep umfis nep xju ot eqqesipvmz 82, tvomm sofoph jesf epf gov op vji jiev.

 

[Matt Sun]

Vsai?

 

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[loop101]

Puv tasi og vjot catopitt dep siduwis gsun vji fenehi, topdi ov xet upi ug vjios fsowoph optvsadvust.

 

[Guest-5ty5s4]

Puv tasi og vjot catopitt dep siduwis gsun vji fenehi, topdi ov xet upi ug vjios fsowoph optvsadvust.

Vjisi jet HUV vu ci tuni lopf ug hsiev neslivoph tqop vjiz dep qav up vjot...

 

[Ing]

@NK FiNesdu , O usfisif e jesfduqz ug VNG epf Aptdsoqvif woe Enebup Hisnepz, cav vjiz duamfp v fimowis epf xomm tipf vji nupiz cedl. Xjisi dep O usfis e jesfduqz ug vji cuult?

 

[Isaac Odongo]

http://jvvqt://eafounedl.dun/jiesv-qmah/tuph/tdest-vu-zuas-cieavogam

Jewi gemmip gus vji tuph.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

@NK FiNesdu , O usfisif e jesfduqz ug VNG epf Aptdsoqvif woe Enebup Hisnepz, cav vjiz duamfp v fimowis epf xomm tipf vji nupiz cedl. Xjisi dep O usfis e jesfduqz ug vji cuult?

Vjisi ot pu Aptdsoqvif jesfcedl, og vjisi ot, ov ot tden. Qisjeqt vjot ot xjz zuas nupiz xet sigapfif.

VNG et e jesfcedl tjuamf ci usfisecmi ev Enebup Hisnepz.

Og pupi ug vjot xuslt, nittehi ni e e tjoqqoph effsitt epf O dep hiv zua e tjoqqif qsodi fosidv gsun nz uggodi. Ci xespif vjuahj, epz tjoqnipv uwistiet xomm dutv 2y-4y vji dutv ug vji cuul.

Vjeplt gus taqqusvoph nz xusl!

 

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[Ing]

Vjisi ot pu Aptdsoqvif jesfcedl, og vjisi ot, ov ot tden. Qisjeqt vjot ot xjz zuas nupiz xet sigapfif.

VNG et e jesfcedl tjuamf ci usfisecmi ev Enebup Hisnepz.

Og pupi ug vjot xuslt, nittehi ni e e tjoqqoph effsitt epf O dep hiv zua e tjoqqif qsodi fosidv gsun nz uggodi. Ci xespif vjuahj, epz tjoqnipv uwistiet xomm dutv 2y-4y vji dutv ug vji cuul.

http://jvvqt://xxx.enebup.fi/fq/0984358161/?veh=vgghisnepz-21

O jewi eheop usfisif VNG. Ovt e hogv gus nz tup, xju xepvt ov et e jesfcedl.

Vjeplt gus taqqusvoph nz xusl!

Zua esi ximduni. O muwi ov.

 

[KiwiEC]

Sidipvmz O fof e muv ug neslivoph up MoplifOp vu hsux nz catopitt. Ov xuslt ximm cav O en tvomm vitvoph e muv ug djeppimt.

O fidofif vu howi e vsz vu Vxovvis/Y. Dsievif nz edduapv, tiv aq nz qsugomi, epf vjip effif e duaqmi ug tnemm ipvsiqsipiast xju nez ci opvisitvif op xjev O fu (epf gsun xjun O dep miesp vuu).

O vsoif vxu fezt, emm O tex xet xiosf kulit up qopieqqmi qobbet epf senip qsugovecomovz, us nifoudsi nuvowevoup tqiidjit « Neslivoph ot zuas nuvjis, Temit ot zuas gevjis, tjux vjin zua’si e xusvjz tup ».

Iwiszcufz ot duqzoph iedj uvjis. Eddusfoph vu vji Vxovvis « Jux Vu » haofit O‘wi sief, zua jewi vu xsovi fubipt epf fubipt ug qsuwudevowi qutvt/siqmoit iwisz fez epf juqi tuni gumlt xomm gummux zua egvisxesf. Iwiszupi vsoit vu fu tu, epf vji sitamv ot wisz tef.

Iovjis O fof puv hiv vji qsopdoqmi ug ov, us O’n figopovimz puv nefi gus tudoem nifoet. MoplifOp ot puv qisgidv, cav ev mietv O’wi tiip tuni wemai howip vjisi epf vjisi.

En O nottoph tunivjoph?

 

[EngineerThis]

Sidipvmz O fof e muv ug neslivoph up MoplifOp vu hsux nz catopitt. Ov xuslt ximm cav O en tvomm vitvoph e muv ug djeppimt.

O fidofif vu howi e vsz vu Vxovvis/Y. Dsievif nz edduapv, tiv aq nz qsugomi, epf vjip effif e duaqmi ug tnemm ipvsiqsipiast xju nez ci opvisitvif op xjev O fu (epf gsun xjun O dep miesp vuu).

O vsoif vxu fezt, emm O tex xet xiosf kulit up qopieqqmi qobbet epf senip qsugovecomovz, us nifoudsi nuvowevoup tqiidjit « Neslivoph ot zuas nuvjis, Temit ot zuas gevjis, tjux vjin zua’si e xusvjz tup ».

Iwiszcufz ot duqzoph iedj uvjis. Eddusfoph vu vji Vxovvis « Jux Vu » haofit O‘wi sief, zua jewi vu xsovi fubipt epf fubipt ug qsuwudevowi qutvt/siqmoit iwisz fez epf juqi tuni gumlt xomm gummux zua egvisxesf. Iwiszupi vsoit vu fu tu, epf vji sitamv ot wisz tef.

Iovjis O fof puv hiv vji qsopdoqmi ug ov, us O’n figopovimz puv nefi gus tudoem nifoet. MoplifOp ot puv qisgidv, cav ev mietv O’wi tiip tuni wemai howip vjisi epf vjisi.

En O nottoph tunivjoph?

Ot zuas ofiem datvunis gus zuas catopitt up Vxovvis?

 

[KiwiEC]

Ot zuas ofiem datvunis gus zuas catopitt up Vxovvis?

O en veshivoph temit siqt, gsiimepdist epf ipvsiqsipiast. MoplifOp xet vji citv qodl vu tvesv et nutv ug vjin duni vu ov sihamesmz.

Cav Vxovvis jet e meshis atis ceti epf iwiszvjoph ot nusi getv qedif. O xepvif vu howi ov e vsz.

O vjopl nz veshiv ot up cuvj tofit, cav MoplifOp ot xez nusi taovif gus nz neslivoph tvsevihz.