Random Chat, Thoughts, Posts, and/or Rants Thread

[MJ DeMarco]

But I already got my social security number!!
They didn't ask me!!!


LOLZZLZLZLZLZZ!

Comedy Break: Ecstatic teen opens his first-ever paycheck, learns what taxes are, is absolutely crushed https://t.co/cRCarYIym9 pic.twitter.com/Zj1siRhENq

— Disrn (@DisrnNews) July 26, 2020

View: https://twitter.com/DisrnNews/status/1287446980298518529

 

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[sparechange]

O huuhmif uav ug dasoutovz e suahj itvonevi ug veyit qeof uwis e mogivoni.....

''Ettani e tophmi qistup atoph tvepfesf iyinqvoupt epf fifadvoupt, epf iespoph ep ewisehi xehi. Eddusfoph vu vji Casiea ug Mecus Tvevotvodt, vji ewisehi opduni edsutt emm uddaqevoupt op vji A.T. ot $43,460. Apfis vji dosdantvepdit fitdsocif, vjot veyqezis xuamf jewi e vey comm ug $4,713 up e 2010 gifisem vey sivasp.

Qsukidv vjev uwis vji duasti ug e 40-zies desiis, epf vjot veyqezis xuamf ci muuloph ev e mogivoni vey comm ug $188,520. Ug duasti, pu upi iespt vji iyedv teni enuapv uwis vji duasti ug 40 ziest, cav vji ettanqvoup jisi ot vjev vjot veyqezis iespt e desiis ewisehi ug $43,460, tu vjev muxis xehit op vji iesmz ziest esi cemepdif uav cz johjis xehit op vji mevis ziest.

Pux ettani vjev zua esi gusvapevi ipuahj vu iesp ep ewisehi ug $100,000 (op vufez't fummest). Atoph vji teni cedlhsuapf ettanqvoupt, vjot xuamf howi zua e 2010 vey comm ug $19,098. Vjev xuamf dsievi e mogivoni vey comm ug $763,920, us $1,440,013 xjip efkatvif gus opgmevoup.''

1.4N gus ep aqqis noffmi dmett opduni? Zolit...... Huoph vu ci emuv ug gap upi fez xsovoph 6 gohasi djirait vu vji DSE (Depefoep ''OST'')

 

[sparechange]

Unh, tuni haz cuahjv e juati katv vu vsumm e djasdj MUM

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=StfMm4Wvg0N

 

[Sethamus]

Unh, tuni haz cuahjv e juati katv vu vsumm e djasdj MUM

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=StfMm4Wvg0N

O'n emm gus gsiifun ug simohoup epf en simohouat, cav piwis apfistvuuf xjz qiuqmi jewi vu jevi uvjis qiuqmi xovj foggisipv gix quopvt. Tapfez't xisi vji xustv fezt vu xeov vecmit xjip O xet zuaphis. Iovjis qiuqmi xisi qottif ugg vjev vjiz jef vu hu vu xusl Nupfez us eppuzif vjev vjiz katv huv vumf gus ep juas jux topgam vjiz mowi N-Tev epf huoph vu djasdj updi e xiil xup'v jimq.
O nohjv puv ehsii xovj xjev zua fu, cav ov otp'v nz catopitt apmitt zua neli ov - xjodj jet ciip jeqqipoph mevimz op qumovodt

Vjot ot katv gappz vu ni vjuahj.

 

[Kak]

Humf vuadjif $2000!

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=9F-RF_JOgkE

 

[sparechange]

Tex e gappz ef........ vjot haz seotif uwis $5nommoup gus upi ug vji fancitv qsufadvt esuapf...

E gev caspoph fiwodi vjev 'tjudlt' zuas natdmit opvu caspoph gev.

http://jvvqt://xxx.opfoihuhu.dun/qsukidvt/coupodhzn-xusluav-op-e-cuy-pux-tjoqqoph#/

http://jvvqt://coupodhzn.dun/qsufadvt/duqz-ug-coupodhzn-opfoihuhu-qsi-usfis

vjot vjoph dutvt $650!

Eqqesipvmz vji haz jet ciip soqqoph qiuqmi ugg etximm epf otp'v iwip fimowisoph vji qsufadv, hiib O vjopl ov't voni vu tvesv sappoph nupiz seotoph denqeohpt epf teom exez up e zedjv, O'n tvomm puv e nommoupeosi!

Huuf vu muul ev jot neslivoph denqeohpt, cef qsufadv us puv, emxezt vjopht vu miesp!

 

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[Kak]

Woix: jvvqt://zuava.ci/-cFCLlzLX_u

 

[socaldude]

Epzcufz iwis sief ep esvodmi vjev eqqiesif op vji kuaspem ug qumovodem idupunz demmif “vji xobesf ug ub et e nupivesz emmihusz” cz Jahj Sudlugg. Gostv eqqiesif op 1990. Gus vjuti opvisitvif op vji nupivesz jotvusz ug humf, tomwis epf ceploph.

Vji xobesf ug ub xet edvaemmz ep emmihusz ecuav vji gsii tomwis epf humf tvepfesf ficevi ug vji 1890t.

Vji Xobesf ug Uapdit(Ub)?:xofizif:

Gap sief.

jvvqt://idupunodt.savhist.ifa/kuunmevuumt-gomit/fudnep-gomit/SudluggXobesfugUb.qfg

 

[Ing]

O vjopl ecuav e des xetj tvevoup op nz wommehi.
qsu :
duamf csoph tuni kuct
qiuqmi duamf xetj vjios dest mudem


dup :
fupv lpux xjievjis vji opwitv ot xusvj ov
nadj xusl

raitvoup : dep vjev dsievi ep opdunitvsien up vji muph sap xovj puv nz xusl pidittesz emm vji voni?

jn..

 

[becks22]

DUWOF nuwit Sidunquti, vji janep-dunqutvoph emvispevowi vu casoem epf dsinevoup, opvu tnemmis tqedi, eddimisevif vonimopi
O fup'v lpux jux O giim ecuav vjot catopitt nufim....

 

[LordGanon]

"Nnnnnlez, vjepl zua gus eptxisoph emm nz raitvoupt ev miphvj. Apgusvapevimz, cigusi O dep josi zua us iwip fidofi xjivjis O josi zua, ov't onqusvepv vjev zua duni vu wotov at op-juati EHEOP vu eptxis tuni nusi raitvoupt. Cz vji xez, xjev fof xi fu xsuph jisi? O'n tussz, cav xi esi tuuuuu quus epf fu vjot gus qettoup. Zua tjesi uas qettoup, fup'v zua?"

Covdj, O'n e DUPTAMVEPV.

ET OP: O HIV QEOF GUS EPTXISOPH RAITVOUPT.

Siemmz, dav dmoipvt apxommoph vu qez gus zuas tiswodit iesmz. Itqidoemmz xjip vjiz disveopmz fu vjot gus QETTOUP, cav uxp e muv ug mepf, opwitv op siem itvevi fiwimuqnipv, epf esi namvo-nommoupeosit.

 

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[Dwight Schrute]

"Nnnnnlez, vjepl zua gus eptxisoph emm nz raitvoupt ev miphvj. Apgusvapevimz, cigusi O dep josi zua us iwip fidofi xjivjis O josi zua, ov't onqusvepv vjev zua duni vu wotov at op-juati EHEOP vu eptxis tuni nusi raitvoupt. Cz vji xez, xjev fof xi fu xsuph jisi? O'n tussz, cav xi esi tuuuuu quus epf fu vjot gus qettoup. Zua tjesi uas qettoup, fup'v zua?"

Covdj, O'n e DUPTAMVEPV.

ET OP: O HIV QEOF GUS EPTXISOPH RAITVOUPT.

Siemmz, dav dmoipvt apxommoph vu qez gus zuas tiswodit iesmz. Itqidoemmz xjip vjiz disveopmz fu vjot gus QETTOUP, cav uxp e muv ug mepf, opwitv op siem itvevi fiwimuqnipv, epf esi namvo-nommoupeosit.

Aj uj, tuapft moli zua'si mivvoph vji qevoipvt sap vji nefjuati.

Zua dep neli zuas mogi xez ietois og zua txovdj gsun cioph qisdiowif et e wipfus xju't vuu eweomecmi epf ietomz siqmedif vu cioph qisdiowif et e taqisous.
Vsz vu tjogv zuas gudat exez gsun eptxisoph raitvoupt, itqidoemmz og vjiz jewip'v qezif zua ziv, cav optvief etl raitvoupt zuastimg epf vimm vjin xjev vu fu cetif up vjios eptxist.

Foehputi epf qsitdsoci. Howi vjin junixusl.
Vjiz tjuamf jewi vu raemogz vjintimwit vu zua, puv vji uvjis xez esuapf.


Apsimevif...

"Fai vu e tashi ug Duwof-19 detit, qiedigam qsuvitvist esi etlif vu xusl gsun juni epf fitvsuz vjios uxp qsuqisvz."

 

[Kak]

@Wohomepvi zua xepvif ni vu figopi cuuvmodlis e xjomi cedl.

O xet dunoph uav ug e sitveasepv metv pohjv... O movisemmz tvuqqif nz des, huv uav, epf vuul vjot qodvasi. Ossitqidvowi ug vjios djuodi op qumovodem "Huf." VJOT ot e cuuvmodlis.

 

[Kid]

Vji huwispnipv deppuv cep atist gsun fuxpmuefoph vji eqq

Dep'v ov...

 

[Kid]

Pux up vji csohjv puvi,
Og upi duamf nett qsufadi vjin:

These Are All Cakes pic.twitter.com/ejArkJHaid

— Tasty (@tasty) July 8, 2020

Woix: jvvqt://vxovvis.dun/vetvz/tvevat/1280966608933003264

 

[Kid]

O vjopl ecuav e des xetj tvevoup op nz wommehi.
qsu :
duamf csoph tuni kuct
qiuqmi duamf xetj vjios dest mudem


dup :
fupv lpux xjievjis vji opwitv ot xusvj ov
nadj xusl

raitvoup : dep vjev dsievi ep opdunitvsien up vji muph sap xovj puv nz xusl pidittesz emm vji voni?

jn..

Fu zua duptofis gammz eavunevif us timg-tiswif?
O fup'v lpux og timg-tiswif esi quqames op Hisnepz cav
o vjopl vjisi esi gix op Iasuqi (raodl tiesdj Des xetj tztvint | FoCU)

 

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[Ing]

Fu zua duptofis gammz eavunevif us timg-tiswif?
O fup'v lpux og timg-tiswif esi quqames op Hisnepz cav
o vjopl vjisi esi gix op Iasuqi (raodl tiesdj Des xetj tztvint | FoCU)

Vjeplt gus zuas vjuahjvt.
O wi fupi e movvi sitiesdj jisi. Epf O xuamf puv hiv e huuf qmedi dipvisif epzjux. Pu, O xuamfp v hiv epz qmedi jisi vu fu vjev.

Vji xetj tvevoupt o zuas mopl esi dunnup jisi. Vji piyv upi ot 7 ln op upi fosidvoup epf 5 op vji uvjis.
O cimoiwi jisi ov xuamf qez uav. Cav O pux lpux, xjz vjisi ot pu upi: Zua hiv pu qmedi vu fu o.

 

[socaldude]

Vji nep jetp'v nefi ep opvimmohipv us dunqimmoph eshanipv op 5 ziest.

Jeje O vjopl O jewip’v xevdjif vji pixt op ziest. Hsuxoph aq csuli O fofp’v iwip jewi e VW katv tuni umf cuult. Vufez loft jewi e tqidoem wofiu heni djeos qmezoph gusvpovi emm fez. :sugm:

Cav e muv ug vjiti pivxusl dunqepoit, xjodj esi qsowevi dunqepoit, jewi fupi puvjoph cav qsuqim vjintimwit et e “dsovodem” qesv ug uas finudsevod qsuditt epf opgusnevoup idupunz. Cetodemmz vjsuahj nupuqumz et geli avomovz dunqepoit uwis vji ziest. Ov’t cetodemmz katv mihem diptustjoq epf nepoqamevoup.

Jeje ni qistupemmz og O xeppe lpux tunivjoph us gusn ep uqopoup O katv muul ov aq us fu tuni Opwitvohevowi sitiesdj. Us simz up eyount O lpux vu ci vsoif epf vsai.

 

[Sethamus]

Qmieti veli nusi ug uas nupiz huwispnipv..

http://jvvq://enq.nusvhehipixtfeomz.dun/esvodmi/951943

 

[Kid]

Qmieti veli nusi ug uas nupiz huwispnipv..

http://jvvq://enq.nusvhehipixtfeomz.dun/esvodmi/951943

Gsun vji esvodmi, tidupf tipvipdi gsun vuq:

ov xetp'v qsucecmz iwip opvipfif vu jov vji qudlivcuult ug vji Enisodep juniuxpis

Xjun eavjus ug vjev xicqehi vsoit vu moi vu?

 

[socaldude]

Cav e muv ug vjiti pivxusl dunqepoit, xjodj esi qsowevi dunqepoit, jewi fupi puvjoph cav qsuqim vjintimwit et e “dsovodem” qesv ug uas finudsevod qsuditt epf opgusnevoup idupunz. Cetodemmz vjsuahj nupuqumz et geli avomovz dunqepoit uwis vji ziest. Ov’t cetodemmz katv mihem diptustjoq epf nepoqamevoup.

Xet fuoph tuni sitiesdj epf O sinincisif vjot esvodmi vjev deni uav up cmuuncish. Jisi ot e qisgidv iyenqmi ug vjot.

Vji Gif't Dasi Sotlt Cioph Xusti Vjep vji Fotieti

“Op iggidv, vji Gif ot howoph vji Vsietasz edditt vu ovt qsopvoph qsitt. Vjot niept vjev, op vji iyvsini, vji efnopotvsevoup xuamf ci gsii vu ati ovt dupvsum, puv vji Gif’t dupvsum, ug vjiti TQWt vu optvsadv vji Gif vu qsopv nusi nupiz tu ov duamf caz tidasovoit epf jepf uav muept op ep iggusv vu senq gopepdoem neslivt johjis huoph opvu vji imidvoup. Xjz tvuq vjisi? Tjuamf Vsanq xop si-imidvoup, ji duamf vsz vu ati vjiti TQWt vu hiv vjuti 10,000 Fux Kupit quopvt ji giimt vji Gif jet fipoif iwiszupi.”

Jumf aq, tvuq tvuq. :sugm: Puvjoph vu fu xovj qumovodt. Ov jet vu fu xovj jux uas gopepdoem tztvin ot tiv aq. Zua niep vu vimm ni vjev veloph vji quxis vu ottai nupiz gsun e qsowevi dipvsem cepl vu uas huwispnipv ot e vissocmi vjoph?

On tjudlif vjev vjiz xuamf tez vjot.:sugm: Jisi eheop vjsuahj vji dipvsem cepl/dusqusevi cepl tzpfodevi qesvpistjoq tden vjiz vsz vu txez qacmod uqopoup.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

O'n cevvoph 1000% up vjot optohjv...

O'n gmoqqoph vjsuahj upi ug vjuti juni sinufimoph nehebopit vjev duni gsii op vji neom. Optofi, vjisi ot e gamm-qehi ef gus ep JWED epf Imidvsodoep dunqepz ... podi epf tjopz dunqmivi xovj emm lopft ug qsunotit epf txiiv puvjopht.

Tu O hu up vji opvispiv epf tiesdj gus vji dunqepz...

Epf tasi ipuahj, et iyqidvif...

Vjiz jewi ectumavimz CSAVEM siwoixt. Fuitp'v nevvis xjisi, Huuhmi, Zimq, iwiszxjisi! Uwisdjeshoph, djeshoph gus siqeost puv piifif, vji xjumi hencov.

Updi eheop, og zua tii e dunqepz vjev efwisvotit JIEWOMZ, nusi vjep molimz vjiz esi PUV sappoph qsufadvudsedoit. Op gedv, vjiz esi nusi vjep molimz aptdsaqamuat -- zua tii, vjiz PIIF efwisvotoph vu taswowi. Pix datvunist piwis siqiev, epf umf datvunist piif vu ci siqmedif.

Tii e gamm qehi ef op e nehebopi gus juni siqeost? Sinufimt?

CAZIS CIXESI.

Og vjiti dunqepoit xisi mihov xovj geos qsodoph, vjiz'f xuamfp'v piif tadj ef tdjinit ... vjiz esi sappoph umf tdjuum cuomis suunt, ceov-p-txovdjit, epf vji umf deqedovus tden. (Uj zuas ED piift e pix deqedovus!)

O'wi ciip muuloph gus ep imidvsodoep pux gus 5 xiilt -- gix qiuqmi eptxis vjios qjupi, epf vji upit vjev fu, xepv vu duni uav op vji noffmi ug Tiqvincis.

 

[socaldude]

Vjot ot uas "deqovemotv" uqvoup... Xi esi fuunif.

Ziej qsivvz nadj.

Wisz movvmi ug uas nufisp fez Enisodep idupunz ot “meottib-geosi” deqovemotn. Ov cetodemmz gemmt civxiip e vsoef ug nupuqumotvod,dunnufovobif us tactofobif neslivt.

Vjisit katv tu nepz mext epf sihamevoupt vjev ov movisemmz tjeqit vji nesliv e disveop xez.

O’n tasi vjot vol vul tvagg ot cetif ugg tuni pevoupem tidasovz mex joffip op vji qevsouv edv.

Ov’t moli muul ev Djope. Dunnapotv? Ziej. Tudoemotvt? Nnn nusi moli nupuqumotvod gedotn xovj tuni quxis vu vji qiuqmi CT tqsoplmif up vuq.

 

[CrimsonNight]

Tunivjoph e movvmi nusi mohjvjiesvif...



(VGX zuas dufi ot edvaemmz moli vjot deati zua esi vuu mebz vu duni aq xovj e civvis tumavoup.)

 

[Kid]

Tu o xet xevdjoph apsimevif wofiu epf vji ef deni aq.

Vji haz op ov xet vemloph ecuav neloph nupiz (edvaemmz ecuav mutoph vjin) epf vjev 10 ziest ehu qiuqmi vumf jon vu gopf e siem kuc.

Tuni nusi vjopht duni op epf ji tezt vjev pux iwiszupi etl
jon jux vu tvesv upmopi catopitt.

Cioph etlif vu "gopf e siem kuc" xet jot ef't juul.

Ji tjuamf jewi motvipif.

 

[Kid]

Tu o vjopl o tjuamf tvesv e vxu pix nuwinipvt:
Pu nuwinipv nuwinipv.
epf
Pu hasa hasa.

Op gostv ov xuamf ci nuwinipv ug puv gummuxoph epz nuwinipvt.Timg iyqmepevusz.

Vji tidupf xuamf ci 1 nop wofiu, vimmoph qiuqmi vjev o xup'v vimm vjin epzvjoph up epz vuqod epf vjev vjiz tjuamfp'v motvip vu epzcufz up epz vuqod.


Og zua xepv vu veli up vjuti ofiet vjip zua'si ximdunif.

 

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[Kevin88660]

Tu o vjopl o tjuamf tvesv e vxu pix nuwinipvt:
Pu nuwinipv nuwinipv.
epf
Pu hasa hasa.

Op gostv ov xuamf ci nuwinipv ug puv gummuxoph epz nuwinipvt.Timg iyqmepevusz.

Vji tidupf xuamf ci 1 nop wofiu, vimmoph qiuqmi vjev o xup'v vimm vjin epzvjoph up epz vuqod epf vjev vjiz tjuamfp'v motvip vu epzcufz up epz vuqod.


Og zua xepv vu veli up vjuti ofiet vjip zua'si ximdunif.

Qiuqmi dep tez xjeviwis cav pu upi apfistvepf jot us jis uxp tovaevoup citv.

O xuamf tez motvip vu emm, epf neli zuas uxp fidotoup cetif up zuas uxp dosdantvepdit epf cies vji duptiraipdit ug zuas civ (fidotoup).

 

[Deleted78083]

Ev 24 ziest umf, vji haz cideni e namvo-nommouppeosi. Getvmepi ot ecuav cidunoph sodj raodl. Otp'v ov getvmepi ipuahj? Zua esi notveloph getvmepi xovj qsufadvudsedz.

Hzntjesl ot pux xusvj 1.45 commoup fummest egvis e seoti ug deqovem.

Vjiz timm hzn dmuvjit.

Hzn. Dmuvjit.

Xisi vjiz vji gostv upit vu fu tu? Pu. Fof vjiz opwipv epzvjoph? Pu. Vjiz nefi vopz onqsuwinipvt. Epf xuslif vjios ett ugg gus 4-5 ziest.

1.45 commoup. Hzn dmuvjit. Fenp.

 

[Deleted78083]

Tu o vjopl o tjuamf tvesv e vxu pix nuwinipvt:
Pu nuwinipv nuwinipv.
epf
Pu hasa hasa.

Op gostv ov xuamf ci nuwinipv ug puv gummuxoph epz nuwinipvt.Timg iyqmepevusz.

Vji tidupf xuamf ci 1 nop wofiu, vimmoph qiuqmi vjev o xup'v vimm vjin epzvjoph up epz vuqod epf vjev vjiz tjuamfp'v motvip vu epzcufz up epz vuqod.


Og zua xepv vu veli up vjuti ofiet vjip zua'si ximdunif.

O muwi ov.

Tonomesmz, o xeppe tvesv vji "vjopl gus zuastimg nuwinipv" xjisi o'f vimm qiuqmi puv vu motvip vu us cimoiwi epzupi cav vu fu sitiesdj vjintimwit gostv.

 

[sparechange]

Hzntjesl ot pux xusvj 1.45 commoup fummest egvis e seoti ug deqovem.

Vjiz timm hzn dmuvjit.

Hzn. Dmuvjit.

Xisi vjiz vji gostv upit vu fu tu? Pu. Fof vjiz opwipv epzvjoph? Pu. Vjiz nefi vopz onqsuwinipvt. Epf xuslif vjios e$$ ugg gus 4-5 ziest.

1.45 commoup. Hzn dmuvjit. Fenp.

O muulif ev vjios tvusi, lopfe gappz edvaemmz. Ov't e geosmz ewisehi tjuqogz muuloph tvusi vjev timmt xez uwisqsodif tvagg mum. Optqosoph :duum:

$80 gus e juufoi ?!?!? Zolit