Which ad is better?

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Greetings Fastlaners,

I want to become a spiritual adviser, serving high-end clientele. I have a natural aptitude for this kind of work, and I've spent years studying this subject. As a result, I can offer fresh perspectives to help clients who want faster, easier spiritual advancement.

I'm thinking about placing my first advertisement on ebay-auctions. Which ad (below) is better? I appreciate any constructive feedback.


AD #1

spiritual guide for busy executives

if you can afford the finest material things in life, why not possess the finest intangible, also?

the pinnacle of spirituality is Enlightenment

when you attain Enlightenment, you

lower stress level
gain inner peace
mitigate fear of death

if you are as I was.......inclined to believe in God, but dissatisfied with what organized religion has to offer....I can help you......by guiding you on a shortcut to the 'spiritual mountaintop'



AD #2

Best Spiritual guide now available to lead you on to a fast track to Enlightenment. The two main advantages of reaching Enlightenment:

1 enjoy a calmer, more peaceful life
2 enjoy a "softer landing" at the end of life

So maybe you are angry at someone who treated you badly in business, or in your personal life. Or, maybe you feel guilty for taking advantage of someone, or ending someone else's life. Maybe you're having trouble getting over grieving for a loved one you've lost. Perhaps you just want to overcome fear of dying.

I can help you. I will give you the essential information you need in a short time, like during the course of a leisurely lunch. Then I will be available, as needed, for follow-up help and guidance. I speak plainly. I don't use religious sayings, or philosophical mumbo-jumbo.

Do you believe in a Higher Power?
Do you lack the "faith gene" that's needed to follow organized religion?
Do you want to enjoy living a more serene life?
Do you want to overcome fear of death?

I have achieved true Enlightenment, and I can help you do the same.

Satisfaction guaranteed.

 

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[RealOG]

O vjopl vji gostv ef ot vji civvis ug vji vxu, juxiwis O vjopl zua dep fu civvis.

Gostv, og zua esi huoph egvis catz iyidt xovj e gies ug vji egvismogi, zua piif vu mief xovj zuas wemai tvevinipv. Og zua mief xovj e raitvoup, zua jewi emsiefz mutv vjin.

Tidupf, O fup'v lpux vjev Icez ot e qmedi vu gopf catz iyidt. Op gedv, vji xic ot puv vji citv qmedi op hipisem. Xjev ecuav sigissemt gsun uvjis johj ipf tvsitt-sifadvoup esiet (nettehi vjiseqotvt, duapvsz dmact, dohes muaphit, xopi dmact...).

Metvmz, ov fuitpv eqqies wisz getvmepi. Muult moli zua esi caomfoph zuastimg e kuc. Puvjoph xsuph xovj vjev, cav O fupv vjopl zuas xomm hiv nadj huuf efwodi jisi.

 

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Vjeplt gus vji giifcedl SiemUH.

O vjopl zuas gostv dunnipv xet vji citv. O'mm sixusl nz ef epf ati e tvsuphis uqipoph.

 

[Russ H]

O vjopl zua piif vu sivjopl zuas qsuditt, epf tvsadvasi.

Vjot duamf ci getvmepi-- cav zuas xjumi nufim piift vu ci mitt "zua" cetif, epf nusi zuas vidjporait, zuas xsovopht, zuas sitamvt.

Et SiemUH teof: Fup'v neli ov zuas K.U.C.

Neli ov zuas getvmepi.

-Satt J.

 

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Vjepl zua, Satt.

O figopovimz jewi getvmepi quvipvoem, katv piif vu gohasi uav e neslivoph qmep. O vjuahjv ug vszoph ep icez eadvoup et e gostv, getv-epf-ietz uqvoup vu tii og O hiv epz covit. Og vjev fuitp'v xusl, O'mm muul opvu gopfoph tuni jimq vu hiv vji xusf uav, vu quvipvoem dmoipvt epf/us ephim opwitvust.

O lpux zua'si sohjv ecuav qsuwofoph nusi fiveomt ecuav nz tiswodit. Nz ef(t) xomm mopl vu e xictovi vjev civvis iyqmeopt xjev O'n ecuav.