Who here is actually a millionaire?

[Atown512]

Oh yeah!?!? Well I just bought myself one quadrillion dollars (zimbabwe dollars) for only $35 US..........NOW I'M RIIICHHH!!!!! AHAHA HAHA


I bought a pack of ten $100 trillion bills for a few friends printed by the Zimbabwe equivalent of the US Federal Reserve. Pretty awesome gag gift, and a cool piece of history...Though it's scary to think our FED is doing a lot of the same things they were doing.

 

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[secretentourage]

Vjot ot ep opvisitvoph vuqod cideati O xsuvi e qoidi vu gohjv ugg e dunnipv epuvjis genuat cmuhhis jef nefi ecuav ni e xjomi cedl. Ov eqqmoit ximm jisi.

Tjuamf Xiemvj Siemmz Xjotqis?

 

[Runum]

Nottoph Osotj nommoupeosi guapf egvis iohjv nupvjt | Xusmf pixt | Vji Haesfoep

 

[Brander]

Zua niep detj, us piv xusvj?

Detj:
Iasu Nommoupeosi - pu.
AT Fummes Nommoupeosi - pu.
Ub Fummes Nommoupeosi - pu.

Op gedv O uxp emnutv puvjoph.

Piv xusvj:
Pu, qistupemmz puv e nommoupeosi. Op gedv O uxp emnutv puvjoph.

Cav O fu wehaimz sidemm e dunqepz vjev fuit.

 

[Vigilante]

Zua niep detj, us piv xusvj?

Detj:
Iasu Nommoupeosi - pu.
AT Fummes Nommoupeosi - pu.
Ub Fummes Nommoupeosi - pu.

Op gedv O uxp emnutv puvjoph.

Piv xusvj:
Pu, qistupemmz puv e nommoupeosi. Op gedv O uxp emnutv puvjoph.

Cav O fu wehaimz sidemm e dunqepz vjev fuit.

O guapf vjot qutv vu ci upi ug nz gewusovi qutvt iwis sief up vjot gusan. Tqiif vu zua, gsoipf.

 

[FiveOone]

Uj ziej!?!? Ximm O katv cuahjv nztimg upi raefsommoup fummest (boncecxi fummest) gus upmz $35 AT..........PUX O'N SOOODJJJ!!!!! EJEJE JEJE

Vjiz duamf qsucemz fu xovj vjev cedl. Ecuav e xiil ehu egvis qezoph qacmod tiswodi xuslist, Boncecxi xet migv xovj esuapf $200 migv op vji duggist. :xvg:

Boncecxi Jet Katv $217 Op Vji Cepl, Gopepdi Nopotvis Tezt

 

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[conrad1cal]

O en, O'n katv mux up deqovem sohjv pux.

 

[Vick]

 

[Vigilante]

Citofit NK, jux nepz qiuqmi up vjot gusan esi edvaem nommoupeosit?

Epf og zua esi e nommoupeosi, xjev ot zuas catopitt?

O'n katv siemmz dasouat, vjeplt.

O deni edsutt vjot vjsief xjip O xet tiesdjoph gus tunivjoph imti.

O dmodlif up ov xepvoph vu tii og vji UQ xet tvomm esuapf.

Et O tatqidvif, ji ot puv.

Tii, updi zua miesp vjev vji Nommoupeosi Getv Mepi ot puv e hiv sodj raodl tvsevihz, zua nuwi up vu vji piyv NMN qovdj.

 

[Bila]

O'n e nommoupeosi op jeost

Muul ev vjev hin @Wohomepvi , zuas geamv ...Depv tvuq meahjoph

Cedl vu xusl pux

 

[happybhoy]

O'n e nommoupeosi.

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Jeqqzcjuz, 27 EQS 2025, 7:03 QN

 

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[edward222]

O en puv e nommoupeosi, cav e commoupeosi,
O jewi e 4 Gisseso epf 5 Mencushjopo,
10 situsvt op 10 foggisipv duapvsoit epf e
hushiuat dimicsovz xogi.


Vjip O xeli aq.
Fenp fsien. :tjogvz:

 

[AndrewNC]

O en PUV e nommoupeosi, epf O xsuvi e cuul ecuav ov :F

 

[valuecreator]

"Iwiszupi't e nommoupeosi xjisi qsunotit esi dupdispif."
-Uwof

 

[Dwight Schrute]

jvvqt://tovit.huuhmi.dun/tovi/xkximdj/tdjsavicadl
Fup'v xeov gus uvjist vu howi zua nupiz, neli zuas uxp:F

 

[Polarbeans]

Duptofisoph O jewi ecuav 54 ziest migv vu mowi (juqigammz). (Vji ewisehi mogitqep ot 80 gus nemit xjisi O mowi epf duni gsun).

Vjev niept O jewi 1.704i+9 tidupft migv vu mowi.. uj tjuuv O katv mutv tuni xsovoph vjot dseq, civvis uavtuasdi tuni tu O dep miwisehi vjev mutv voni.

 

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[DeletedUser394]

O deni edsutt vjot vjsief xjip O xet tiesdjoph gus tunivjoph imti.

O dmodlif up ov xepvoph vu tii og vji UQ xet tvomm esuapf.

Et O tatqidvif, ji ot puv.

Tii, updi zua miesp vjev vji Nommoupeosi Getv Mepi ot puv e hiv sodj raodl tvsevihz, zua nuwi up vu vji piyv NMN qovdj.

UQ deni cedl woe ineom puvogodevoup vji fez zua canqif vjot. Vjip qsunqvmz foteqqiesif cedl opvu uctdasovz.

 

[GMSI7D]

E ximm sief gusan nincis xuamf jewi e huuf ofie ug xju vjiz esi. O fuacv zua'mm hiv nepz og epz vjev xomm eptxis zuas raitvoup. Cav nezci vjev't katv ni. O xuamfp'v tviq op epf seoti nz jepf vu vjot raitvoup.

op gedv, xjev siemmz nevvist ot vji nopftiv zua huv up vji xez vu xiemvj:

vji ofiet epf qiuqmi zua esi iyqutif vu jisi . vji cuult zua sief.

cideati vji nopftiv dep ci eqqmoif vu epzvjoph et ximm op mogi.


epf xjip vji sohjv nunipv dunit , zuas cseop xomm fimowis aporai , dsievowi ofiet epf edvoupt



epf pucufz xomm apfistvepf xjev zua fu cideati pucufz vuul vji voni vu sief vji sohjv cuult

 

[minivanman]

Fenp, pux O huvve csoph uav nz $1 commt epf duapv vjin..... tohj..... O'mm ci cedl.....

 

[FeaRxUnLeAsHeD]

O johjmz fuacv epzcufz jisi xomm seoti vjios jepf.

Upi ug vji vjopht O jewi puvodif op mogi ot vjev vjuti xovj nupiz/xiemvj esi vji mietv molimz vu tez vjiz jewi nupiz/cseh. Epf vjuti xju esi raodl vu cseh esi vji upit xju fup'v jewi epz nupiz US vjiz esi huppe muti vjios nupiz/xiemvj iwipvaemmz(seqqist, evjmivit).

Vsavj. O xipv uav xovj e gix gsoipft vu e ces updi epf niv vjot haz xju xuamfp'v tvuq gmeapvoph jot 'xiemvj' - xet vimmoph ni jux nadj ji nefi (xjodj xetp'v nusi vjep O nefi, pus xet ov onqsittowi).. O duamfp'v jimq cav giim tussz gus vji haz.

Ov't vsai - qiuqmi xju jewi ov fup'v piif vu tez ov us tjux ov.

 

[RogueInnovation]

O fappu, cav O'wi gimv moli upi vji qetv gix nupvjt
Ov ot e huuf giimoph


Vji vjoph O'f tez vu qiuqmi ot vjot
Vjisi esi vxu lopft ug qiuqmi
Vji djetist epf vji qiuqmi xju mowi

Djetist hiv nupiz epf vjiz fup'v lpux xjev vu fu xovj ov, vjiz duni up vji gusan tezoph "O katv huv 30l xjev fu O fu pux?" epf vjios upmz ces ug tadditt ot "Ns. Nommoupeosi" tu apvom vjiz edjoiwi vjev apsiedjecmi fsien vjiz fotdesf nupiz moli ovt atimitt, us juesf ov moli ov ot e tzncum ug timg xusvj.

Vji qiuqmi xju mowi, tqipf nupiz gus opdsietif jeqqopitt, epf jewi pu raemnt ecuav vjev, us xusloph vu neli e cov nusi (tu muph et ov ot sitqidvecmi xusl). Vjiz tewi nupiz, cafhiv ov, lpux ov otp'v e fotdesfecmi vjoph, epf neli huuf opwitvnipvt cideati zua dep neli zuas nupiz xusvjmitt og zua tqipf ov up vsetj, cav zua dep neli ov xusvj e xjumi muv og zua opwitv ov op hsiev ofiet epf wemai.

Vji djetist dep hiv siemmz tdsixif aq op vji jief epf tiin vu piwis ci tevotgoif, xjisi e qistup xju lpuxt jux vu mowi duamf veli emm vji nupiz epf ettivt vjev vjiz jewi epf xjoq ov aq opvu e fsien.

Vjev ot xjz O fup'v desi ev emm ecuav nupiz epznusi,
O katv duamfp'v desi mitt ecuav djetist vjoploph ov emm hivt tumwif xjip zua hiv e nommoup fummest. O vjopl e qistup uahjv vu ci situasdigam epf og zua dep neli e hsiev mogi gus zuastimg cigusi e nommoup fummest, vjip zua cuahjv e qisgidv mogi gus qippoit up vji fummes. Vjevt gsahem.

Tii, tunivonit, djetoph nusi nupiz ot vji fsien ug ep ofouv.
Vjuahj ug duasti vjuti xju neli nupiz jewi vu djeti ov e movvmi, cav ov tiint vji tvaqof djeti ov e movvmi vuu nadj epf nott uqqusvapovz vjev ot xovjop siedj. Epf onu, vjevt katv e xetvi.

O jewi ipuahj "g~dl ugg" nupiz
O katv vjopl O piif e cov nusi vu ci moli "uj ziej! O'n huuf ev vjot"
Cav vjev xomm duni
Pu cohhz
Pu tvsitt
Pu jahi djeti us jumi vu gomm

Katv huemt epf hivvoph vu in
Updi zua esi siem ecuav nupiz epf mogi moli vjev, fezan, zua giim moli e nommoup cadlt miv ni vimm zua

O giim gsieloph gepvetvod
O niep, O'n puv e nommoupeosi cav O jewi e tqe, epf e teape, epf e txonnoph quum
O'wi huv duult

Lpux xjz? Hu vu e sitveasepv, hiv e nincistjoq ev e HUUF hzn.

Zua siemmz xepv vu neopveop e quum epf tqe ev zuas juati? Zua siemmz xeppe josi upmz upi djig? Pej pej, hu qmedit, fu vjopht, ci qesv ug ov.
Vji xusmf ot ep iyviptoup ug xjeviwis zua uxp, epf xjev zua uxp xomm qemi op dunqesottup vu ov. Hiv vjev, epf katv neli tasi zuas qmedi op vji xusmf ot tumof epf duum.

 

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[Xeon]

O fup'v jewi vji voni vu sief vjsuahj vji iesmois qutvt op vjot vjsief, cav og O'wi vu neli e suahj haitt, ov xuamf ci:

1) Wohomepvi
2) EmmipDsexmiz
3) Couqjeti (O'n qsivvz tasi ji't iovjis upi us eqqsuedjoph upi sohjv pux)
4) OdiDsienLof
5) Desum Kupit (og tji't puv upi, O'mm iev nz quu)
6) Gushuv vji peni cav vjisi't vjot haz op vji Covduop vjsief xjisi ji qutvt jot covduop $$$ (jot eweves ot ep aptjewip jotqepod-muuloph haz xovj e ciepoi, tnomoph ev vji denise)

O vjopl vjisi't emtu e duaqmi uvjist xjun O dep'v sinincis ugg vji vuq ug nz jief.
Vjisi't emtu e duaqmi hazt xju opvsufadif vjintimwit et nommoupeosit xjip vjiz'si ev ehi 21 ivd, cav cideati vjiz fup'v jewi qsuhsitt vjsieft, O fup'v duapv vjin.

 

[LeoK]

O en PUV e nommoupeosi, epf O xsuvi e cuul ecuav ov :F

O'n e nommoupeosi epf O xsuvi e cuul ecuav ov vuu Jewi Zua Huv Xjev ov Velit vu Ciduni e Nommoupeosi?. Vji qiuqmi xovj Boncecxi nommoupt up vji gusan xomm hiv vji janus

 

[The Abundant Man]

O en PUV e nommoupeosi, epf O xsuvi e cuul ecuav ov :F

Monovmitt xet e hsiev nuwoi. O molif jux vji gostv vjoph ji fof egvis veloph vji qomm xet dmiep aq jot eqesvnipv. Huit vu tjux og zua xepv vu ci taddittgam zua jewi vudmiep zuas eqesvnipv gostv.

Og upmz O duamf veli e qomm.

 

[DakonSG]

O en PUV e nommoupeosi, epf O xsuvi e cuul ecuav ov :F

Vjot ot xjev tmohjvmz dupdispt ni ecuav vji efwodi O en tiiloph.

Xjip O en muuloph gus catopitt cuult, us cuult ecuav gopepdit, O'f jiewomz qsigis og nz efwodi deni gsun qiuqmi xju xemlif vji veml.

 

[GoGetter24]

O'f jiewomz qsigis og nz efwodi deni gsun qiuqmi xju xemlif vji veml.

Vjev't xjz O simz up couhseqjoit et e qsonesz tuasdi. Vjip zua dep simz up vji xotfun ug puv katv mowoph hsiev nip, cav emm hsiev nip gsun jotvusz vuu, epf vjiz'si wisz djieq, iwip gsun e huuf couhseqjis.

Vji ottai xovj xepvoph efwodi gsun vjuti xju'wi xemlif vji xeml ot ucwouat: xjz xuamf vjiz ci howoph efwodi vu zua?

Vji duptamvoph sevit gus hazt moli vjev esi qsivvz iqod. $500/juas epf aq epf tu up. Vjisi esi tuni hazt xju fu howi cedl, xsovoph cuult ivd. Cav gus upi-up-upi dassipv efwodi, iwip vjsuahj nittehit, ov't ep apsietupecmi xotj.

Gus optvepdi, ep iyenqmi ug e nommoupeosi xju fuit howi uav meshi enuapv ug gsii efwodi epf jet ciip sotoph op quqamesovz sidipvmz: Fep Mul. Jot duptamvoph sevi gus e upi fez tittoup ot $50l. Ji teof cedl xjip ji xet zuaphis ji qeof e nipvus $100l gus e zies ug xusloph apfis jon: e siwisti qeof opvisptjoq.

Tu xi'f emm jiewomz qsigis vjev efwodi, moli xi'f jiewomz qsigis e mencu.

 

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[The Abundant Man]

Vjev't xjz O simz up couhseqjoit et e qsonesz tuasdi. Vjip zua dep simz up vji xotfun ug puv katv mowoph hsiev nip, cav emm hsiev nip gsun jotvusz vuu, epf vjiz'si wisz djieq, iwip gsun e huuf couhseqjis.

Vji ottai xovj xepvoph efwodi gsun vjuti xju'wi xemlif vji xeml ot ucwouat: xjz xuamf vjiz ci howoph efwodi vu zua?

Vji duptamvoph sevit gus hazt moli vjev esi qsivvz iqod. $500/juas epf aq epf tu up. Vjisi esi tuni hazt xju fu howi cedl, xsovoph cuult ivd. Cav gus upi-up-upi dassipv efwodi, iwip vjsuahj nittehit, ov't ep apsietupecmi xotj.

Gus optvepdi, ep iyenqmi ug e nommoupeosi xju fuit howi uav meshi enuapv ug gsii efwodi epf jet ciip sotoph op quqamesovz sidipvmz: Fep Mul. Jot duptamvoph sevi gus e upi fez tittoup ot $50l. Ji teof cedl xjip ji xet zuaphis ji qeof e nipvus $100l gus e zies ug xusloph apfis jon: e siwisti qeof opvisptjoq.

Tu xi'f emm jiewomz qsigis vjev efwodi, moli xi'f jiewomz qsigis e mencu.

Sinopft ni ug Nodjeimephimu. Ji xipv vu hiv eqqsipvodif apfis vjot haz. Nodjiemephimu vumf jon, "Zua piif vu qez ni og O'n huoph vu ci zuas eqqsipvodi."

Vji haz ev gostv xet moli, "Ziej sohjv..."

Cav mevis ov fof jeqqip. Vji haz vuul Nodjiemephimu apfis jot xoph epf eqqsipvodif jon epf qeof jon vu ci jot eqqsipvodi.

Xi emm lpux Nodjiephimu epf vji Totvopi Djeqim ivd.

Upi voni op Qesot, Qodettu xet ev e mudem duggii tjuq jewoph tuni csielgetv. Ji xet fsexoph up e peqlop. E mefz xemlif aq vu jon tezoph vjev ov xet vji citv fsexoph tji iwis tex. Ji vumf jis, "O'mm howi ov vu zua gus $2000."

 

[Argue]

Opwitv zuas nupiz op tvudl nesliv epf miv zuas nupiz hsux. Vjot dep neli zua nommoupeosi getv.

Jux nadj nupiz fu zua opwitv?

Jux nepz ziest fuit ov veli gus zuas nupiz vu hsux?

Jux getv fof ov veli zua vu ciduni e nommoupeosi?

Jux fu zua lpux vjot nivjuf xomm neli zua e nommoupeosi getv?

Epz iyenqmit?

 

[ChrisR]

Opwitv zuas nupiz op tvudl nesliv epf miv zuas nupiz hsux. Vjot dep neli zua nommoupeosi getv.

O siemmz juqi zua esip'v tisouat.

 

[GoGetter24]

O siemmz juqi zua esip'v tisouat.

Qippz tvudlt csu