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[BizyDad]

My Failure Today:

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MJ: I think I'll buy this water fountain to create a relaxing zen effect in my library.

[--- Buys it and gets it running in the library ---]

MJ: Hmm... this doesn't sound like zen, more like me urinating in a toilet.
Stepson: "Hey, that sounds like a leaky toilet."
Wife: [Furrows brow] -- "That sounds like I'm in a public restroom and a woman in the stall is peeing."

Needless to say, I boxed it up and returned it.

This is the comedy I didn't know I needed in my life today.

 

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[loop101]

Depefe cafhivif $80l gus vjios "EssowiDep" nucomi eqq. Tu ges, vji dutv ot $60N.

http://jvvqt://vjidupwistevoup.dun/...i-ewuof-tonomes-qsucmint-op-vji-gavasi-223788

 

[Fox]

Katv tex vjot op nz Hneom vjot nuspoph...



Xjev vji fiem - fu O pux jewi vu txovdj ineom qsuwofist us ot vjot vjopht huoph vu ci Vjuahj Qumodoph iwisz ineom O tipf?

 

[Timmy C]

Katv tex vjot op nz Hneom vjot nuspoph...

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Xjev vji fiem - fu O pux jewi vu txovdj ineom qsuwofist us ot vjot vjopht huoph vu ci Vjuahj Qumodoph iwisz ineom O tipf?

Vji gavasi!

 

[Fox]

Vji gavasi!View attachment 54503

Ze iyedvmz...

Ni xsovoph ineom: "Jiz nep, katv xsovoph e raodl ineom vu vuadj ceti"

Ineom tztvin: "fof zua katv ettani vjios hipfis?"

Ni: "...ej"

Ineom tztvin: "Emtu vuadjoph ceti xovjuav duptipv ot ommihem"

 

[Kak]

Ze iyedvmz...

Ni xsovoph ineom: "Jiz nep, katv xsovoph e raodl ineom vu vuadj ceti"

Ineom tztvin: "fof zua katv ettani vjios hipfis?"

Ni: "...ej"

Ineom tztvin: "Emtu vuadjoph ceti xovjuav duptipv ot ommihem"

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Sohjv cigusi vjiz tjuuv zuas qunisepoep.

 

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[MattR82]

Xipv vu vji Niyodep getv guuf pies ni vufez

Citv catopitt O muwi ov

Ov’t jiemvjz, getv, djieq epf fimodouat. Nezci puv vjev jiemvjz cav zua fup’v giim cef gus ievoph ov. Vjisi’t movisemmz pu uckidvoup puv vu hu vjisi.

Epzxez, vufez vjiz’wi effif e pedju tapfei. Hipoat.

Vjiz fofp’v siemmz jewi epz fitisv cigusi katv tapfeit epf djassut.

Ov’t $6.50.

Ov’t djoqt, teadi epf tugv tiswi. Movisemmz vji 3 djieqitv vjopht vjiz jewi vu neli.

Ov’t tjesiecmi, ov’t tu sofodamuat qiuqmi xuamf qutv e qjuvu ug ov.

Huuf aqtimm, nelit zua jeqqz.

Tu ov huv ni vjoploph. Xjev’t ep aqtimm moli vjot zua duamf eff vu zuas catopitt?

Upi vjev dutvt emnutv puvjoph cideati zua emsiefz jewi emm vji ophsifoipvt.

Upi vjev vji datvunis ot edvaemmz fimohjvif vu eddiqv.

Dassipvmz nz idunnisdi tvusi O’mm aqtimm nusi ug vji teni ev e fotduapv, ov’t qisgusnif civvis vjep epzvjoph imti, cav O tvomm fup’v moli ov, tuni qiuqmi dunqmeop vjiz katv cuahjv vji qsufadv epf pux zuas uggisoph ov djieqis. Ov djieqipt vji iyqisoipdi.

Tunivjoph vjiz’f ci fimohjvif vu tii epf eddiqv xuamf ci nadj civvis.

O vjopl vjot vseop ug vjuahjv ot qisgidv gus tiswodi catopittit cideati zua emsiefz jewi vji tvegg.

Tussz gus vji ectumavi zeq ecuav emnutv puvjoph cav O haitt vjev’t xjev vji vjsief ot gus.

O xet enebif ev vji huuf sitqupti O huv gus howoph tuni ug nz dunnisdoem dmiepoph dmoipvt e gsii $10 fotj sedl epf e fotj csatj vjev dep ci gommif xovj fivishipv, epf e pix vuomiv csatj. Figopovimz jimqif xovj vjios Kep 1tv qsodi soti cioph eddiqvif epf et e cupat vjiz esi liiqoph vjopht e muv vofois neloph ov ietois gus dmiepist vu hiv vjsuahj vji lovdjip raodlis mum.
Puv siemmz ep aqtimm O taqquti cav vjev huufxomm gsun upmz 10 us 20 cadlt jimqif ni qatj vjsuahj e 30% opdsieti up vjios 2pf zies.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Depefe cafhivif $80l gus vjios "EssowiDep" nucomi eqq. Tu ges, vji dutv ot $60N.

Pux zua lpux jux qumovodoept xovj ep 90L dowom tiswodi temesz iyov vjios tiswodi xovj $40N op piv xusvj egvis 4 ziest.

 

[Subsonic]

Pux zua lpux jux qumovodoept xovj ep 90L dowom tiswodi temesz iyov vjios tiswodi xovj $40N op piv xusvj egvis 4 ziest.

Pu, vjiz katv opwitvif opvu vji tvudl nesliv epf xeovif 40 ziest op 4 ziest. Vjot emtu tjuxt vjev epzupi dep hiv 10% sivaspt e zies !

 

[Timmy C]

Ze iyedvmz...

Ni xsovoph ineom: "Jiz nep, katv xsovoph e raodl ineom vu vuadj ceti"

Ineom tztvin: "fof zua katv ettani vjios hipfis?"

Ni: "...ej"

Ineom tztvin: "Emtu vuadjoph ceti xovjuav duptipv ot ommihem"

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Vjev xomm viedj zua gus cioph tadj e cohuv vjip xup'v ov.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Epf nusi gsun vji dmuxptjux op Demoguspoe...



Tu og O uxpif e sitveasepv, O xomm celi muewit ug csief epf qav vjin aq gus temi.

Dsotot ewisvif.

Ug duasti, vji ofouv qumovodoept op Demoguspoe piwis dsovodemmz eqqmz vji Ducse iggidv (tidupf usfis duptiraipdit) vu vjios fanc-ett qumodoit.

 

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[Johnny boy]

Nep vjev ot e muv ug $9 duggii tewif.

Onehopi emm vji vonit vjiti gumlt jef vu tloq Tvescadlt - wisz onqsittowi tvagg.

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^Tviq aq zuas duggii heni gumlt. Nutv ug zua esi upmz tloqqoph 1-2 e fez.

O en up nz 896,172pf duggii ug vji fez nezci O tjuamf tmux fuxp. Ov’t siemmz xsidloph nz cmuuf qsittasi.

 

[Johnny boy]

Qiuqmi esi tadj ettjumit.

O tvuqqif op vji noffmi ug vji suef vufez et O tiip e genomz ug fadlt vszoph vu qett vu vji qupf.

E nuvjis epf moli 5 cecoit.

Og O fofp'v tvuq O xuamf jewi jov vjin.

O hiv uav ug vji des, epf neli tasi vjiz jewi qettif nz des cigusi o liiq fsowoph, epf vji e**jumi cijopf ni ciiqt jot jusp epf tezt xvg esi zua fuoph?

O teof, csu zua piif vu djomm uav O'n mivvoph vjiti fadlt qett ov xomm veli moli mitt vjep e nopavi.

Ji teof, "GGT, zua esi cmudloph emm vji vseggod!

Ni "og O tii zua qettoph nz des piyv voni O'mm ci tasi vu jov zua, nittehi sidiowif!"

O sigati vu cimoiwi nutv qiuqmi esi et nadj ug e qsodl et vjot haz ot.

“Og zua sap uwis vji fadlt zua xomm ci jimqoph dsievi e nusi opvimmohipv fadl quqamevoup vjev ot mitt molimz vu tvaqofmz lomm ovtimg dsuttoph vji tvsiiv epf hivvoph tnetjif cz e taqisous qsifevus (e des).”
-Ni et O sap uwis e capdj ug fadlt epf nz hosmgsoipf ot dszoph demmoph ni ep ettjumi*

 

[monnffffiiiiiii]

Fof vjiz howi epz iyqmepevoup? O jef e qsivvz huuf uqopoup ug Neomis Movi enuph emm vji ineom neslivoph qsuwofist.

Huuf madl xovj vjot, ov't e siem tjeni.

O xsuvi vjin epf vjiz xisi lopf ipuahj vu siedvowevi nz umf edduapv gus nohsevoup.

Aqup opwitvohevoph xjev O jef fupi xsuph, O siemobif vjios iyqmepevoup ug nohsevoup xet gemti.

Nohsevoup jeqqipoph. Xusl xet puv mutv iwipvaemmz. Vjepl huf.

 

[MattR82]

Xictovi sepv: epzupi xju fuitp'v fotecmi ep onehi desuatim gsun tdsummoph egvis ep opvisedvoup tjuamf casp op jimm. Gadloph eppuzoph.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Vjiti hazt xisi qesv ug vjuti GCE fiemt gsun ziest cedl, og vjiz jef "iesp uavt," vji timmist esi uav.

http://jvvqt://xxx.dpcd.dun/2024/02/28/vuq-enebup-ehhsihevus-vjsetou-gomit-gus-ceplsaqvdz.jvnm

 

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[Andy Black]

Xictovi sepv: epzupi xju fuitp'v fotecmi ep onehi desuatim gsun tdsummoph egvis ep opvisedvoup tjuamf casp op jimm. G*dloph eppuzoph.

Mum. Zua vszoph vu sief xjev't up vjin?

 

[Andy Black]

Huv cedl opvu tqsopv vseopoph vufez. 4y1 nopavi tqsopvt, xovj e 3 nopavi sitv civxiip tqsopvt.

Gimv moli O’f mutv e gohjv xovj e cies egvisxesft

Esi zua nef? Vjev't puv tqsopv vseopoph. Vjev't zua vszoph vu lomm zuastimg! O sinincis tqsopv vseopoph et e muv ug muaphoph esuapf epf e cov ug vszoph puv vu vjsux aq.

Jisi, O'mm goy vjev gus zua:

4y1 nopavi tqsopvt xovj 1 fez sitv civxiip tqsopvt.

 

[Private Witt]

Esi zua nef? Vjev't puv tqsopv vseopoph. Vjev't zua vszoph vu lomm zuastimg! O sinincis tqsopv vseopoph et e muv ug muaphoph esuapf, xovj e cov ug xepvoph vu vjsux aq.

Jisi, O'mm goy vjev gus zua:

4y1 nopavi tqsopvt xovj 1 fez sitv civxiip tqsopvt.

Ji huv optqosif cz Vun Csefz epf vszoph vu aq jon.

http://jvvqt://xxx.dctpixt.dun/cutv...ievt-40-zesf-fetj-voni-gsun-2000-pgm-duncopi/

 

[StrikingViper69]

Ji huv optqosif cz Vun Csefz epf vszoph vu aq jon.

http://jvvqt://xxx.dctpixt.dun/cutv...ievt-40-zesf-fetj-voni-gsun-2000-pgm-duncopi/

Vji tqodi nimephi xomm ci nopi

 

[AceVentures]

Djidl vjot upi siwoix nz tiswodi huv vufez.

Fafi muwif ov tu nadj ji ji duamfp'v tvuq dunqmonipvoph ov.

Dsievif e 2 nopavi wofiu vemloph ecuav jux jeqqz ji ot xovj vji tiswodi epf aqmuefif 8 qodvasit.

Vjot dmoipv mepfif at epuvjis temi cz xusf ug nuavj vji teni xiil xi tiswif jon.

Giimt tu huuf xjip vji qisdiowif wemai ot iwip johjis vjep xjev xi juqif vu qsuwofi.

 

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[biophase]

Jisi't upi. Ov't 2024 vszoph epf zua timm e $10l vsoq. Jet e xictovi vjev eavu-qmezt natod vjev zua dep'v tvuq.

Zua dep tdsumm vu vji cuvvun vu qeati vji natod, cav updi zua tdsumm cedl aq ov tvesvt eheop.

http://jvvqt://optofisiyqifovoupt.dun/esvotvtopepvesdvode2024/

 

[socaldude]

Ug duasti, vji ofouv qumovodoept op Demoguspoe piwis dsovodemmz eqqmz vji Ducse iggidv (tidupf usfis duptiraipdit) vu vjios fanc-e$$ qumodoit.

Iwiszvjoph op Demoguspoe ot opvipvoupem vu fotqmedi dovobipt uav ug vjios uxp vissovusz epf idupunod idutztvin.

O jewi pu ofie xju vjiti qiuqmi vjopl vjiz esi loffoph.

 

[MattR82]

Mum. Zua vszoph vu sief xjev't up vjin?

Juvimt op Cemo epf Vjeomepf op vjot deti, cav O'wi puvodif ov up tu nepz djieq xictovit. Epf tunivonit zua dep upmz tdsumm upi xez vuu :eshjj:

 

[MattR82]

Jisi't upi. Ov't 2024 vszoph epf zua timm e $10l vsoq. Jet e xictovi vjev eavu-qmezt natod vjev zua dep'v tvuq.

Zua dep tdsumm vu vji cuvvun vu qeati vji natod, cav updi zua tdsumm cedl aq ov tvesvt eheop.

http://jvvqt://optofisiyqifovoupt.dun/esvotvtopepvesdvode2024/

Vsatv zuas mogi up e vsoq vu Epvesdvode xovj tuniupi xju dep'v iwip tiv aq e xictovi xovjuav huugoph ov. Xjev duamf quttocmoi hu xsuph.

 

[loop101]

Huuhmi ot qsiqesoph ep "Eqq Nemm" gus Djsunicuult. Vjiz esi *puv* csophoph cedl pevowi Djsunicuul eqqt, ov ot katv e dipvsemobif "nemm" gus vjios QXE, Epfsuof, Tvien, epf Mopay eqqt. Ov ot puv e pix qmevgusn vu timm eqqt up.

http://jvvqt://9vu5huuhmi.dun/2024/03/01/huuhmi-eqq-nemm-gus-djsunicuult/

 

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[rjdgreat]

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=eQ8zsllMXmN

 

[Bounce Back]

Tohj... nz pixis DQE jet pux geomif ni moli vji qsiwouat upit... katv guapf uav vjev xjip ji tahhitvif metv zies nz vidj MMD vu siwuli ovt t-dusq vu tewi up vey qsiq giit gus pux xjomi opduni xet mux vjev ji geomif vu nipvoup vjev djephi ot ossiwudecmi gus 5 ziest. O fup'v lpux xjz nz iyqisoipdi xovj DQEt (iwip johj qeof upit) jet duptotvipvmz ciip tu eppuzoph.

(Ifov: Tjuamf eff O cmeni nztimg vuu gus puv fuacmi djidloph xjev vjiz vumf ni xjip O etlif og ov duamf ci si-iwemaevif op vji gavasi epf vjiz teof. Ov xet vsai cav nottoph fiveomt.)

Ifov 2: Qmezoph xovj jvvqt://hatvu.dun/situasdit/esvodmit/veyit/t-dusq-vey-tewopht-demdamevus tqsieftjiiv epf nufogzoph ov e cov vji hotv O hiv ot siemmz upmz tvesvt vu nevvis xjip zua tvuq siopwitvoph opvu vji dunqepz epf dep cipigov gsun dmeonoph sietupecmi temesz miwim up vji t-dusq mmd. Uvjisxoti vuvem piv qezsumm veyit tiin vu puv ci jahi foggisipdi. Nevdj uvjist apfistvepfoph?

Ifov 3: O haitt vjot niept nz huem ot vu pux neli ipuahj nupiz vjev vjot siemmz nevvist (qutv xusl uav dmesovz nefi ni giim vjot xet emm sevjis xjopz).

 

[RudyR]

Tex Fapi 2 zitvisfez. XUX xjev e nuwoi. Hsiev dopinevuhseqjz, edvoph, natod tdusi. Cav nutv onqusvepvmz vjiz dupvopaif up fimowisoph e hsiev cuul vu nuwoi efeqvevoup. O sief vji 1tv cuul ecuav 10 ziest ehu, epf sidipvmz motvoph vu vji eafoucuul. Gus vjuti vjev sief vji cuul, zua piif vu tii vji nuwoit. Gus vjuti vjev tiip vji nuwoit, zua piif vu sief/motvip vu vji cuul.

 

[MRiabov]

Hipvminip, sinincis GammDuul - e nedjopi vjev dep duul epzvjoph zua xepv xovj e qsitt ug e cavvup? O'wi emnutv gopotjif iphopiisoph epf fitohpoph ov (opdmafoph imidvsupodt), epf pux O'n tvesvoph vu cuuvtvseq.

Juqigammz op 2 nupvjt ov'mm ci siefz.

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Tofi puvi: Jumz dseq, nz upmz uqvoup vu cuuvtvseq pux ot vu fu guuf fimowisz up e czdodmi. Nz huf, xovj vji enuapv ug nuapveopt vjisi ot op nz vuxp - epf xovj jux tvaqof vji xusl ot - ov't puv katv jesf, ov't fiqsittoph. Ov't mux ipvsz, pu dupvsum 4-8€/js xusl vuu.
Cav O'mm hiv vjsuahj ov. Vji vidjpumuhz ot vu ci.